Sleaford Mods - Kebab Spider Lyrics

Everyone in this video looks like they don't want to be there

FEC in the background me thinks

At the end

Hi Sleaford Mods fans! My name's Lewis and I'm a 24 year old fan from Essex in the UK. I was lucky enough to see these guys live when they played Chinnerys, Southend-on-Sea on 25/04/19 with LIINES. (Great band!) I have a two-piece Punk band which I hope a lot of you may enjoy! I'll leave links to our social media below so that you can judge us for yourselves? Thanks, keep great music alive!
-Lewis!
The Penny Antics are a two-piece Grunge/Punk band from the UK. We're looking to expand interest in our group and are currently promoting our new music video for our song 'I Don't Care' (which features stop-motion, 4k live-action footage and green-screening) as well as our new Spotify page. (Links below!)
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3CeY4AYq1gx3sS0yzMwtrE…
Bandcamp: https://thepennyantics.bandcamp.com/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thepennyantics
YouTube EP Single (Pincushion): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y91ZbXb4HPY
YouTube Music Video (I Don't Care):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU22jsq02d4&frags=pl%2Cwn
YouTube Live Performance (Explicit): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91d0ZbMY9dY&t=32s
YouTube Live Performance (DND):
https://youtu.be/rzewSjplKqY
Instagram: https://instagram.com/thepennyanticsofficial/
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-451593256

you didnt leave any links penny

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3CeY4AYq1gx3sS0yzMwtrE?si=5Zliutm7SXOZMnz-FBORZg

Bandcamp: https://thepennyantics.bandcamp.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thepennyantics

YouTube Music Video (I Don’t Care): 
https://youtu.be/KU22jsq02d4

YouTube Live Performance (DND): 
https://youtu.be/rzewSjplKqY

Instagram: https://instagram.com/thepennyanticsofficial/

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-451593256

I like some of these tracks it’s a little too dancy I like when you guys stay a little more punk and harsher but I like the album

NO ONES CARES

This is what I listen when I am drunk

Sleaford Mods are simply the best band around, fooking brilliant, especially this track, although there's another one where the phrase 'Kellogg's c---ts' is used. You can't get better than this band, seriously. I know they're going to tour Australia and New Zealand next year (I think) but when are they next in London? Easily my favourite band. And yes, I know what you mean, Benyiyon, is it 'who knew' or 'oh no' - possibly both.

I was brought here by the lead singer of The Mars Volta.

What a load of total wank

I’m sure Vic and Bob just used this 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's like Liam gallaghers pissed up and it's awesome

How does a Nottingham accent sound close to a Cockney accent

Cool as fuck ...

In Jangles of the measure
Of limited release
A blah back at my earliest convenience, tee hee
The sat in nights are dogshit
The crème de la crème of feet
Of course we're fucking relevant
It's salty and it's sweet
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they got the experts in?
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they let the film stars in?

Little slits in asses
Don't want your dick in me
The skimpy dinks in new rock shoes in films and all that shit
By indie documentaries
They ain't highlighting no pain
Some documentaries on Channel 4 are only in it for the fame
We ain't shoeshine boys for fakers
Bingo punks with Rickenbackers
You've had a record deal for nearly thirty years
What do you know about agencies?
Looking for jobs, shit wages
Made memory alone
Don't justify your TV times
Johnny Ramone, Sid
Kebab spiders, easy riders and flag tits
You're just saying it all to look good
You're just saying it all to look good
You're just saying it all to look good
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they got the experts in?
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they let the film stars in?
If you don't try to get it you go down
If you won't agree to be the kid in town
If you don't try to eat it, get that sound
Spiders crawl out of your Doner's crown
If you don't try to get it you go down
If you won't agree to be the kid in town
If you don't try to eat it, get that sound
Spiders crawl out of your Doner's crown
If you don't try to get it you go down
If you won't agree to be the kid in town
If you don't try to eat it, get that sound
Spiders crawl out of your Doner's crown
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they got the experts in?
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they let the film stars in?
Let the film stars in?

Stereo MCs Vs Post - punk Angry Birds 🐷🐓🐤 Yahooooo

Cedric brought me here.

In Jangles in the measure
Of limited release
I blubber at my earliest convenience, tee hee
The sat in nights are dogshit
The crème de la crème of feet
Of course we're fucking relevant
It's salty and it's sweet

Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they got the experts in?
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they let the film stars in?

Little slits in asses
Don't want your dick in me
The skimpy dinks in new rock shoes in films and all that shit
By indie documentaries
They ain't highlighting no pain
Some documentaries on Channel 4 are only in it for the fame
We ain't shoeshine boys for fakers
Bingo punks with Rickenbackers
You've had a record deal for nearly thirty years
What do you know about agencies?
Looking for jobs, shit wages
Made memory alone
Don't justify your TV times
Johnny Ramone, Sid
Kebab spiders, easy riders and flag tits

You're just saying it all to look good
You're just saying it all to look good
You're just saying it all to look good

Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they got the experts in?
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they let the film stars in?

If you don't try to get it you go down
If you won't agree to be the kid in town
If you don't try to eat it, get that sound
Spiders crawl out of your Doner's crown

If you don't try to get it you go down
If you won't agree to be the kid in town
If you don't try to eat it, get that sound
Spiders crawl out of your Doner's crown

If you don't try to get it you go down
If you won't agree to be the kid in town
If you don't try to eat it, get that sound
Spiders crawl out of your Doner's crown

Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they got the experts in?
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who knew they let the film stars in?

Let the film stars in

UNO UNO UNO

I fucking love it

As the Flightless bird said to the Soluble fish

Kebab spider's are harmless.. Far more afraid of you...

Words from the estates
I was banging this bass at 5am!
It deserves it

He looks like one of the Chuckle brothers. The one that died last year.

Onya Paul... 53 here.

Of course were fucking relevant

toujours appétissant !

Wtf is this...jesus.

I had to check this out to see if it was a joke... Hilariously bad!

Where is a lyrics? Can I know, what them text is mean?

Goddess for city's gangsters!!!

Nice beat! End of the video is cute.Check my Happy Birthday Video for Andrew: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuHdgrVMuAA

Fucking epic live.. 🕺🏼🕴🏼
Of course we're fucking relevant,
It's Solid and it's Sweet.
Who knew🤷🏼‍♂️

Hewknew

I'm gonna change all the computers at work to play a random Sleaford Mods song at startup. it's gonna be fuckin funny and yet ace!

Where is Mr. Oizo?

FUCK THE FUCKING SYSTEM ALREADY!!!

Ghe''o par'ies, bo''les of wa'er

well done niko bellic

who knew?

I’m 47 and an old school mod! I can really get my teeth into these lads. I love it. Not afraid to use colourful language, fuck the snowflake posse, with their politically correct pop music. Sleaford Mods are awesome. 🤘🏻

Josh f**k you too #joshhomme #qotsa #nineinchnails

This is so nice👍.its kind of simple but at the end it isn't 😂

Funky angry poet.

Rough blokes.

Nothing worse than seeing some gaylords on a male-dominated dancefloor!! Get outta the gay club boys, put some dancing girls in ya clips & speak the Queen's English you inbred twats!!!

I'd 1000% advise you see Sleaford Mods live, if you've not had the pleasure yet.. Go do it.. You'll thank yourself later.

Seen em in Boro proper sound

Its salty and its sweet..Beats its "kinda spongey and smells awful"..Classy. O:-)

327 experts are in

Sleaford Mods, son demasiado entretenidos, guuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena..

Donno why he reminds me Ian Dury ...

Is he saying "who knew" or "oh no?" lol

Damian Louden ooo nu (who knew)

Am sure the pil had influences at some point, fuck the pil .
Make way for the Sleaford mods 🙏🙏🙏🍀

Iggy Pop sent me here.

Cockney english at his best

Dance Punk. 😎

Yeah just sounds like he’s saying oh no in a comedy posh voice, got bored half way through, left this message, now I’m outta here, sayonara suckas *Yawn*

302 people are deaf 👎

You can't learn this shit , this is real life .

So there's more of these guys?

Awesome

He calling himself out , and people like him

Ну че?! Ахуели, пацанчики?

At 67 it's never too late to come to the Sleaford Mods

Julian Milnes these will never retire if we can help it

@heffaleeg tres bon Monsieur

56 yr old Sth London Peckham born Grandad here living in rural Canada.Punk rock,the 80's Mod revival,the two tone movement and the baggy bands of the 90's were my sound track.All hail The Sleaford Mods,get the fuck in ;0)

Go on lad .

Best end of a music video ever i am 51 and an old punk...these 2 fuckers are the absolute new wave top shit bastards. The fuckin end.

Sleaford mods are Cutting edge

I love that neither of the Sleaford Mods are up their own shitholes. Refreshing and Revitalising
SLEAFORD SLEAFORD SLEAFORD MODS! 🕴🏼🕺🏼

please come back to newcastle to a place with a sound system

Great video.... would be better in sync

Fuckin hell they done it again.

When I turned 30, like most people, I felt like sh1t. This year I turn 40, which just made matters worse. Youth, relevence, any sense of being edgy, part of a counter-culture all stuck on lifes urinal cube, getting pissed on day-after-day until you dissolve down and slip the drain hole as an old b@stard. That was before the Sleaford Mods though. Post-English Tapas, me having grey in my beard, lines on my face, it don't matter sh1t - I look up to these guys, and still feel I can play a part of something musically, that's more than just noise, it's in your brain and bones. God bless ya Mods.

"who knew they let the film stars in?" is the best resume of our age

Their best album?

Heroin face

vittun siisti

Who knew half a billion pounds of TAX PAYERS (not our money) could be wasted on prison reforms.....

Nice Brexit commentary lol

Shaun Ryder, John Cooper Clarke and the Mods should get together and do a track!

your just saying it all to look good...relevant as fuck.

'who knew?' Welcome to the Lincolnshire accent.

or posh south english, "oh no"

раб на поводке хозяина

The ending is just precious

When I first heard I thought he was singing ‘Nunu’ from Teletubbies.... Now it’s hard not too hear ‘Nunu’ 😏
Boss song tho 🔊

Good grief. Just be a poet

I love the way this beat is put together. It's nasty and hypnotic.

I can't name the shitty sitty I don't wanna lithen to that true words of "poems=)

I love the mods but they should make the music more interesting, a real drummer.....something.

Anything really. The cheap synths are played out at this point. I like the political message but it's being carried by in a way that no one will hear.

White lines

like from Russia!

You know music has gone down the tubes when X -factor and the likes of this stuff gets popular.. Bring back the 80's fast..

I wouldn't call these guys popular by any means

"Who knew they'd got the experts in"....brilliant.

zombie brits

Привет с Афиши!

English hooligans want to sing rap too? =)

It's clean, to do to listen to the end ! C'est carnaval ! Big up !

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Prodigy!!

“bollocks to brexit"

I give up! What's a kebab spider?