Sleaford Mods - Jobseeker Lyrics






(So Mr. Williamson, what have you done to find gainful employment since your last signing on date?)

Fuck all!

19.4- top
18.6- middle Rob?
19.2- top
18.4 mate, middle

Jobseeker!
Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
Supplied to me by the NHS
It's anyone's guess how I got here
Anyone's guess how I'll go
I suck on a roll-up - pull your jeans up
Fuck off, I'm going home

Jobseeker!

So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment
Since your last signing on date?
Fuck all
I've been sat around the house wanking
And I want to know why you don't serve coffee here
My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven
It's now twelve o'clock
And some of you smelly bastards need executing

Mr. Williamson your employment history looks quite impressive
I'm looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite
Reputable companies, isn't this something you'd like to go back to?
Nah, I'd just end up robbing the fucking place
You've got a till full of 20s staring at you all day
I'm hardly going to bank it
I've go drugs to take, and a mind to break
Jobseeker!

Jobseeker!
Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
Supplied to me by the NHS
It's anyone's guess how I got here
Anyone's guess how I'll go
I suck on a roll-up - pull your jeans up
Fuck off, I'm going home





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  1. R.... R....

    If you''ve had to go to the job centre in this decade this song is something you can relate to

  2. B.... I....

    This is just Jez and Super hans but if they were actually successful and good

  3. P.... D....

    fucking brilliant

  4. A.... M....

    This is hilarious and also brilliant. Iggy Pop's favourite band apparently. I love that they are older than me. If this was two 18 year olds, I'm pretty sure I'd hate it. It's a long time since I had a can of Strongbow!

  5. l.... ....

    excellent tune

  6. G.... H....

    The bastard child of punk. Brilliant.

  7. T.... R....

    This is outrageous! It's contagious

  8. a.... ....

    Iggy pop brought me here

  9. H.... f....

    Fucking insanely brilliant

  10. b.... ....

    best gig of 2018 for me.

  11. T.... S....

    Love this!!!

  12. t.... ....

    Fooking superb!! Full respect to these guys 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  13. h.... ....

    Best band in the world

  14. G.... B....

    You so got to do a tune on brexit bro loving jobseeker!!!

  15. J.... F....

    Fucking quality👌

  16. j.... w....

    Superb X

  17. n.... n....

    Boris Johnson's favourite band....

  18. R.... P....

    He sings of my strifes
    My estate
    N a life
    That grates

    Great track. Love it. Best ending ever lol

  19. g.... ....

    The anger, the energy, the dancing! Incredible performance that gets me every time I watch it. And I keep coming back...

  20. T.... T....

    Every toilet/pub gig I've ever been to... Theres that guy in the T-shirt, baseball cap bobbin' away at the back and spilling his pint.

  21. P.... C....

    PARTY!! SCATTER!!!

  22. j.... 3....

    Absolute class

  23. T.... G....

    How is this song not on one of their albums?

  24. L.... H....

    I didn’t get it the first time I saw it, but it stuck & now I get it... & love it!
    Like Mad Mike said, “ just because you don’t like it, don’t mean it ain’t no good.”

  25. s.... ....

    Choo choo

  26. T.... P....

    Fucking epic

  27. M.... 2....

    Royston Vasey brought me here up North! Extinction Rebellion full of crustie fuckers and upper middle class... Watch em! ;)

  28. N.... ....

    Just seen them at the Conne Island, leipzig, Germany. 1 word. AWESOME!

  29. L.... T....

    Merci aux pub de merde FOKOF!

  30. C.... o....

    Worst Simon & Garfunkel tribute act ever

  31. P.... D....

    fucking brilliant follow that

  32. g.... f....

    All I'm listening to now is the sleaford mods...can I be your bez..fuck off music mixed with rave ..electric raw punk lyrics banging beats..original music..keep it up..goose pimple shiver down spine comedy realism

  33. M.... H....

    come see the boys in London

  34. K.... A....

    Fuck, man

  35. i.... f....

    The other guy looks like a King of the Hill extra

  36. B.... F....

    We need you boys in Australia to teach us proper English vernacular again LOL

  37. B.... C....

    ///no no no no no nooooooooo !!!!! Wicked!!!

  38. m.... d....

    REAL PUNK IS BACK????

  39. M.... H....

    I'd love to see John Cooper Clarke do a guest appearance with a verse or two.

  40. D.... H....

    This is Art.

  41. M.... M....

    Beyond amazing

  42. A.... L....

    I'm going to quit my job........

  43. A.... L....

    Real music....
    Real people...
    Real meaning....

  44. M.... ....

    W.O.W! :)

  45. S.... ....

    How to make everything else sound redundant 👏👏

  46. E.... M....

    Sky Arts broadcast Sleaford Mods: Bunch of Kunst. Brilliant film. But his hair can only take so much cuffing before it gives up growing nthe right back of his head. Loved it when his wife said he was a bit of a w***er for the first week coming off tour as he decompressed. "We call it C**t Flu" she said. "Then you've got to load the dishwasher, pick up your knickers"

  47. j.... m....

    Absolutely Brilliant. JCC. All over it!❤

  48. H.... f....

    Fan fucking tastic

  49. k.... m....

    I got drugs to take
    And a mind to break
    🤪

  50. a.... ....

    Channeling his inner Ian Dury, I see.

  51. M.... D....

    I need a job that I give a fuck about so that I stop wanking and get up in the morning. My CV.

  52. N.... W....

    Seriously, these guys are as groundbreaking as the Sex Pistols in their time. Totally brilliant and highly skilled.

  53. i.... ....

    Quite possibly the shittest thing I’ve ever watched, but I strangely like it at the same time....

  54. t.... m....

    like the musical counterpart to Shane Meadows

  55. M.... B....

    Kinda like a modern Chaz and Dave

  56. N.... ....

    Comedy act.

  57. L.... B....

    I encourage all users of Universal Credit to send a link of this vid to their 'advisor'!

  58. i.... k....

    Funny as fuck and real life

  59. S.... V....

    Fucking love this

  60. S.... G....

    I wouldn't go out of my way to see anyone live apart from Sleaford Mods , I can't think of anyone that's been this original and refreshing since Hendrix .

  61. D.... W....

    It's not that I don't like the electronic drum track, but imagine how a live drummer would add to this beautiful spectacle of energy and angst... just saying

  62. m.... a....

    Hello Job seekers! I remember watching this on TV. This is the most realistic depiction of signing on in Britain since Pauline from the league of gentlemen, whom wouldn't let Mickey go for an interview for a fireman because she demanded that he had to stay and attend Job Club, which in reality, is the reality of signing on.

  63. G.... ....

    i have a job but this dude speaks to me haha

  64. M.... R....

    Ça déglingue sévère

  65. �.... ....

    супер челы

  66. K.... B....

    Jools Holland... Well trendy, you've smashed it mate.

  67. V.... ....

    Brilliant ✊

  68. A.... W....

    I can't stop listening to this. It is so good.

  69. C.... X....

    What a tune.

  70. c.... b....

    Brit lads being brit lads AHIT HOT

  71. T.... F....

    Wow this is shit....stopped watching early. Not worth wasting my internet bandwidth.

    Someone please explain why some council estate chav and a bloke drinking Tenants, shouting to a midi backing track is good?

  72. L.... S....

    Jools Holland a job seeker... not effing likely.

  73. L.... K....

    this is dope af

  74. m.... j....

    A song about blaming everyone else. The DHSS, the NHS etc etc

  75. L.... H....

    is this a serious band!?? grates on all levels! and reminds me why i never liked any form of shouty punk! (but love hard rock ! )

  76. T.... ....

    The best thing would have been showing Jools face wondering how the fuck can I play piano to that?.....outstanding, a modern Crass.

  77. I.... E....

    Shared the fuck outta this on LinkedIn , Let's see the "professionals" opinions...
    NO NONO NO NO NO NON OOHHH


    FUCK OFF I'M GOING HOME! JOBSEEKER...


    And yeah,why don't they serve coffee in these god forsaken places..
    Fuck dat shit..

  78. g.... h....

    Punk without the rock ...fkn brilliant...

  79. C.... B....

    Watched that at beatherder festival a while ago,outstanding!!!!!!

  80. K.... C....

    And he really did rob the till, suppose its allowed when there’s drugs to take, Top man

  81. D.... W....

    My heroes💓💓💓💓🤣

  82. R.... S....

    words can't describe how brilliant this is

  83. g.... c....

    Perfect!

  84. g.... ....

    I'm from Lester but I love this. Proper Midlands!

  85. G.... S....

    Fucking great!!!! Nothing else to say

  86. S.... D....

    fuck off you lazy cunt.

  87. R.... B....

    Similar to Pump up the Bitter in a weird way https://youtu.be/-vFrfcbcmdY

  88. T.... R....

    You know he still claims

  89. N.... R....

    Wtf did I just listen too this shit dope

  90. d.... p....

    Brilliant, thanks 💪

  91. J.... W....

    Listen 1.5 x speed class

  92. A.... T....

    come on public rise against the elite .... its all rigged

  93. D.... H....

    19.2 Top

  94. D.... C....

    very talented though I feel they haven't had it as hard as some of us as the singer had a good job and maybe don't know what long term unemployment actually feels like though I love the words etc . bit end sheeringish

  95. D.... W....

    Pure bliss here... Sleafords in fine form leaving it all out there... quite possibly a favourite. And wouldn't Walt be proud!

  96. J.... D....

    No my scene but good luck to them.

  97. t.... ....

    This sounds really good when mashed up with Johnny Marr "How soon is now". Good luck with Brexit, coz , shit you need it. yours fondly, A Kiwi.

  98. N.... L....

    Brilliant!

  99. W.... K....

    PIL meets the Streets meets the Clash meets the