Sleaford Mods - Jobseeker Lyrics
(So Mr. Williamson, what have you done to find gainful employment since your last signing on date?)
Fuck all!
19.4- top
19.2- top
18.4 mate, middle
Jobseeker!
Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
Supplied to me by the NHS
It's anyone's guess how I got here
Anyone's guess how I'll go
I suck on a roll-up - pull your jeans up
Jobseeker!
So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment
Since your last signing on date?
Fuck all
I've been sat around the house wanking
And I want to know why you don't serve coffee here
My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven
It's now twelve o'clock
And some of you smelly bastards need executing
Mr. Williamson your employment history looks quite impressive
I'm looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite
Reputable companies, isn't this something you'd like to go back to?
Nah, I'd just end up robbing the fucking place
You've got a till full of 20s staring at you all day
I'm hardly going to bank it
I've go drugs to take, and a mind to break
Jobseeker!
Jobseeker!
Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
Supplied to me by the NHS
It's anyone's guess how I got here
Anyone's guess how I'll go
I suck on a roll-up - pull your jeans up
Fuck off, I'm going home
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Sleaford Mods Jobseeker Comments
If you''ve had to go to the job centre in this decade this song is something you can relate to
This is just Jez and Super hans but if they were actually successful and good
fucking brilliant
This is hilarious and also brilliant. Iggy Pop's favourite band apparently. I love that they are older than me. If this was two 18 year olds, I'm pretty sure I'd hate it. It's a long time since I had a can of Strongbow!
excellent tune
The bastard child of punk. Brilliant.
This is outrageous! It's contagious
Iggy pop brought me here
Fucking insanely brilliant
best gig of 2018 for me.
Love this!!!
Fooking superb!! Full respect to these guys 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Best band in the world
You so got to do a tune on brexit bro loving jobseeker!!!
Fucking quality👌
Superb X
Boris Johnson's favourite band....
He sings of my strifes
My estate
N a life
That grates
Great track. Love it. Best ending ever lol
The anger, the energy, the dancing! Incredible performance that gets me every time I watch it. And I keep coming back...
Every toilet/pub gig I've ever been to... Theres that guy in the T-shirt, baseball cap bobbin' away at the back and spilling his pint.
PARTY!! SCATTER!!!
Absolute class
How is this song not on one of their albums?
I didn’t get it the first time I saw it, but it stuck & now I get it... & love it!
Like Mad Mike said, “ just because you don’t like it, don’t mean it ain’t no good.”
Choo choo
Fucking epic
Royston Vasey brought me here up North! Extinction Rebellion full of crustie fuckers and upper middle class... Watch em! ;)
Just seen them at the Conne Island, leipzig, Germany. 1 word. AWESOME!
Merci aux pub de merde FOKOF!
Worst Simon & Garfunkel tribute act ever
fucking brilliant follow that
All I'm listening to now is the sleaford mods...can I be your bez..fuck off music mixed with rave ..electric raw punk lyrics banging beats..original music..keep it up..goose pimple shiver down spine comedy realism
come see the boys in London
Fuck, man
The other guy looks like a King of the Hill extra
We need you boys in Australia to teach us proper English vernacular again LOL
///no no no no no nooooooooo !!!!! Wicked!!!
REAL PUNK IS BACK????
I'd love to see John Cooper Clarke do a guest appearance with a verse or two.
This is Art.
Beyond amazing
I'm going to quit my job........
Real music....
Real people...
Real meaning....
W.O.W! :)
How to make everything else sound redundant 👏👏
Sky Arts broadcast Sleaford Mods: Bunch of Kunst. Brilliant film. But his hair can only take so much cuffing before it gives up growing nthe right back of his head. Loved it when his wife said he was a bit of a w***er for the first week coming off tour as he decompressed. "We call it C**t Flu" she said. "Then you've got to load the dishwasher, pick up your knickers"
Absolutely Brilliant. JCC. All over it!❤
Fan fucking tastic
I got drugs to take
And a mind to break
🤪
Channeling his inner Ian Dury, I see.
I need a job that I give a fuck about so that I stop wanking and get up in the morning. My CV.
Seriously, these guys are as groundbreaking as the Sex Pistols in their time. Totally brilliant and highly skilled.
Quite possibly the shittest thing I’ve ever watched, but I strangely like it at the same time....
like the musical counterpart to Shane Meadows
Kinda like a modern Chaz and Dave
Comedy act.
I encourage all users of Universal Credit to send a link of this vid to their 'advisor'!
Funny as fuck and real life
Fucking love this
I wouldn't go out of my way to see anyone live apart from Sleaford Mods , I can't think of anyone that's been this original and refreshing since Hendrix .
It's not that I don't like the electronic drum track, but imagine how a live drummer would add to this beautiful spectacle of energy and angst... just saying
Hello Job seekers! I remember watching this on TV. This is the most realistic depiction of signing on in Britain since Pauline from the league of gentlemen, whom wouldn't let Mickey go for an interview for a fireman because she demanded that he had to stay and attend Job Club, which in reality, is the reality of signing on.
i have a job but this dude speaks to me haha
Ça déglingue sévère
супер челы
Jools Holland... Well trendy, you've smashed it mate.
Brilliant ✊
I can't stop listening to this. It is so good.
What a tune.
Brit lads being brit lads AHIT HOT
Wow this is shit....stopped watching early. Not worth wasting my internet bandwidth.
Someone please explain why some council estate chav and a bloke drinking Tenants, shouting to a midi backing track is good?
Jools Holland a job seeker... not effing likely.
this is dope af
A song about blaming everyone else. The DHSS, the NHS etc etc
is this a serious band!?? grates on all levels! and reminds me why i never liked any form of shouty punk! (but love hard rock ! )
The best thing would have been showing Jools face wondering how the fuck can I play piano to that?.....outstanding, a modern Crass.
Shared the fuck outta this on LinkedIn , Let's see the "professionals" opinions...
NO NONO NO NO NO NON OOHHH
FUCK OFF I'M GOING HOME! JOBSEEKER...
And yeah,why don't they serve coffee in these god forsaken places..
Fuck dat shit..
Punk without the rock ...fkn brilliant...
Watched that at beatherder festival a while ago,outstanding!!!!!!
And he really did rob the till, suppose its allowed when there’s drugs to take, Top man
My heroes💓💓💓💓🤣
words can't describe how brilliant this is
Perfect!
I'm from Lester but I love this. Proper Midlands!
Fucking great!!!! Nothing else to say
fuck off you lazy cunt.
Similar to Pump up the Bitter in a weird way https://youtu.be/-vFrfcbcmdY
You know he still claims
Wtf did I just listen too this shit dope
Brilliant, thanks 💪
Listen 1.5 x speed class
come on public rise against the elite .... its all rigged
19.2 Top
very talented though I feel they haven't had it as hard as some of us as the singer had a good job and maybe don't know what long term unemployment actually feels like though I love the words etc . bit end sheeringish
Pure bliss here... Sleafords in fine form leaving it all out there... quite possibly a favourite. And wouldn't Walt be proud!
No my scene but good luck to them.
This sounds really good when mashed up with Johnny Marr "How soon is now". Good luck with Brexit, coz , shit you need it. yours fondly, A Kiwi.
Brilliant!
PIL meets the Streets meets the Clash meets the