Sir Mix-A-Lot - Take My Stash Lyrics


There's a black man livin in a big (big) house
Three credit cards fulla fat (fat) clout
Fatass garage holdin nine (nine) cars
One of them Mack Daddy rap (rap) stars
Me, rollin in the AMG still
?Six slater? with the monochrome grille
Don't serve birds but I'm livin like a king
But the IRS got a thing for a brother like me
Uncle Sam wanna buy another missile (yep)
Strip Mix-a-Lot straight down to the gristle (mm)
I made a few mil' and the auditors come
Sounds dumb, but this is how the phone got hung (yep)
Somebody hated that Mix-a-Lot rep
Straight-up snitch tryin to get Mix sw-ept
But I'm back, the black dynamo's on track
I got jack for the big tax
Yep, they freeze my accounts, put a lean on my house (mmm)
Straight left a nigga AAAAAASSED OUT
Helicopters over my house (my house)
Takin pictures of a brother in his draws wit his thing out (uhh)
Livin the life of a suspected crook
Cause I never play the game by the book
If you're livin too large, ya better watch that ass
Cause the IRS,
Is gonna take yo stash

Why you wanna take my stash?

Why you wan' take my stash?

Why you wanna take my stash?

D-O-T came to my house, tell me wassup
You wanna huff and puff and take a brother's stuff?
Then I saw the treasury badge -
This is bigger than One-Time, so I got mad
So what do ya got to say about me,
The M-I-X-A-L-O, T?
He starts scopin my house, havin his doubts
About a brother with street AND bank clout
His partner was writin on a thick (thick) pad
Checkin out the goodies that Mix (Mix) had
Trippin off the things that I bought (bought) cash
Tryin to send a brother up-state (state) fast
Yep (yep), livin on the edge, I swear
The government is tryin to keep a brother (brother) scared
Rappers wanna talk about, life's unfair?
Well I've seen the eyes of the big bad bear
Ordered my books, now who's the real crooks?
On the streets, now I'm gettin funny looks ('sup fool?)
Everybody's thinkin I'm broke (broke)
Do I smoke (smoke), or am I sellin the coke?
Now I'm keepin my receipts for the gas,
Cause the IRS,
Is tryin to take my stash

Why you wanna take my stash?

Why you wan' take my stash?

Why you wanna take my stash?

But +I Checks My Bank+ so I paid 'em (yep)
They put a tap on my phone and I made 'em (mmm)
I paid 'em, two hundred and eighty-five G's
And now it's just a ninety-one fee (god damn)
I ain't tellin no lies, fool, 'cause I'm real with this
And muthafuckas can't deal with this
Some call me the sixty mil' man
And now I'm trippin off a uncle named Sam
But a mack just can't go bank (bank) rupt
Still payin well 'cause I make (make) cuts
Accountants on the regular, checkin my ends
Bought another fresh drop top (top) Benz
Yep yep yep, +Just Da Pimpin in Me+
Twenty G's on the block when I hit L.B.
Stashed a lil' bread in the ninety-three
Bill collectors don't see me, G!
In this fort, I'm the man with the miracle torque
To pull through all sorts of them tax ?odds?
In '94, I know I gotta think fast
Cause they'll be back, tryin to take my stash

(work too hard)
Why you wanna take my stash?
(work too hard)
Why you wan' take my stash?
(work too hard)
Break it on down!

Ha ha, bring it back!

Why you wanna take my stash?


Why you wanna take my stash?

Why you wanna take my stash, fool? Yuh!

Why you wanna take my stash?

Why you wanna take my stash?

Why you wanna take my stash ... mista guv' nah?

Why you wanna take my staaaashhhh

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Sir Mix-A-Lot Take My Stash Comments
  1. Happy Day

    Might I add true.

  2. Happy Day

    Beyond hilarious and funny.

  3. Aaron Babcock

    This song and Hip Hop Soldier are my favorites ! King County Tea Party Anthems !! Dont Tread on Me ! Keep it real Sir Mix A Lot !

  4. Aaron Babcock

    Collectivism--- civil fortifiture......abolition of property...No wonder there is a Tea Party ! Love this song like Hip Hop Soldier ! Ill have a table at the March for Rights in Olympia WA standing up for you all against bad government !

  5. Derek Heikkila

    No bullshit spoken there!!!

  6. vjrise

    I come here every year on April 15.

  7. Poet WP

    This is real rap kids.

  8. hector alejandro alonso perez

    old school

  9. bkbkbk420

    10/10, real old OG seattle shit, i still bump this in 2015!!!

  10. Richard Patterson

    Uncle Sam wants to buy another missile, stripped Mix-a-lot straight down to the gristle

  11. mack tamten

    triple og!!!

  12. kaadauwgg

    Got that Richard Pryor scratched in......" Works Too hard ......"

  13. ExitosGnosis

    fuckin awsome

  14. 909090s

    should be the tea party anthem

  15. kaadauwgg

    I MADE A FEW MIL AND THE AUDITORS COME : SOUNDS DUMB. BUT THIS HOW CAPONE GOT HUNG .. got it???Mix A Lot knows what he's doing......

  16. zzcoyote

    This song just never gets old... Mix is making tax day bearable this year!

  17. Lisa Hibbard

    Thanks for posting this as well. This is one of my faves by Mix. :)