Sir Mix-A-Lot - Swap Meets Louie Lyrics






[SPOKEN]

"Hey, homeys!"
"Who me?"
"Yeah, that's right. You the fly hustler."
"Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie, huh?"
"Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the
dope..."
"Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm
straight."
"Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you are?
M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!"
"What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake
Louie, baby
if that's real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise."
"Excuse me, I'd like to buy some."
"You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth
number 2 for
the crack pipe."
"Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right here baby."

[RAP]

Wooah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit
But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots
So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless
Rip phantom top on your seven six Cutlass
In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek
Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet
You're saggin', droop like a bawla
Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her
Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get this for me?
Everytime you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme.
A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep
Through cazelley's she peeks
Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on
Swap meet weed, with the swap meet thongs
Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw
Little Mary Pong is RAW
She says "I wanna make your girlfriend look good"
Start buying all your Louie in the hood
And your sprung, on the two for one
Fake Louie at the swap meet, son
Now you know brown Louie is played
But you're drunk and you just got paid
So you bought the gear, little Mary says "See ya"
Little did you know it was "Made in Korea?"

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
That's right, tell em homeys
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Right here baby
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
What you need?
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
You don't know jack about this Louie

Victim number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue
Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat
Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on
The couple got sprung and the wife want some
Louie Vee hat with the diamonds
Shes thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal
The hat mighta had a L V on the back
But at the swap meet that ain't jack
But she bought it, cost about three hun
Mary Pong said you're the one
But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin'
Baby girls Louie started fadin'
Now she's tryin' to take it back
But the swap meet don't play that
Cause when a customer tries to intimidate
Mary Pong pulls a .38
She ain't about to get bum rushed
She's strapped an' she's ready to bust
But at the swap meet you don't pay tax
They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch

Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's
Swap Meet Louie, we all got gold
Swap Meet Louie, black silk jackets
Swap Meet Louie, rich flaunt clout
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie

Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet
Buyin' much gear for the feet
When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face
Sellin' bootleg Mixalot tapes
The brother bought the tape and kept steppin'
Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon
I got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it
What's up with the bootleg music?
Mary Pong is about to get jacked
She had a stack of big bootleg racks
Me and Attitude creeped like snakes
Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break
The whole swap meet went crazy
I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze
Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk
Hit the gas and the tach just sunk
Like that, I'm outta there
Swift brothers like to roll in pairs
So we jet, to the boulevard fast
Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
That's right, tell em homeys
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Right here baby
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
What you need?
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
You don't know jack about this Louie





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  1. B.... ....

    2020 ❤️

  2. B.... G....

    Still here in 2020😁

  3. S.... C....

    Mix A Lot rhymes are tight as ever. He takes pride in the BASS. Ideal song for bumping your system on a Sunday afternoon at the park.

  4. K.... V....

    Cant accept the fact the perfect imperfections completed the incomplete making impossible the possible...

  5. E.... D....

    This was not appropriate for me to be listening to in first grade... still know every word.

  6. Z.... B....

    Like that🤔🤔🤔🤔I'm outa there

  7. N.... P....

    I knew someone in real-time who sounded similar to Mary Pong here.
    Damn😆😁, I loved this shit.
    Memories😊.

  8. R.... M....

    If mix used that N word and called ladies _itches he would have sold so much more. I'm really glad he did not sellout to the lowest common denominator.

  9. B.... B....

    Excellent pro gun rights rapper!

  10. J.... M....

    Mary Pong is savage ❤

  11. b.... ....

    STILL.... Better than the "rap" today! OG baby! I might be old as fuck at 42 now...but I did have this shit blastn out my Iroc with comp 12s back in 92

  12. M.... ....

    2019 why the freak not

  13. B.... K....

    EXCUSE ME ID LIKE TO BUY SOME

  14. i.... ....

    Funny, i never thought he sounded black

  15. V.... R....

    Sharing is Caring☺

  16. C.... S....

    Keenly - "Louie" - refers to the famous Louie Vuitton bags - where gangsters want to resell counterfeit "Louies" to make quick cash for their illicit drug habit in the drug-gang trade. Cocaine was rampant and very dangerous still in the world of gangsters in the United States even up to the early 1990s - and this is what this "gangsta rap" song is all about.

  17. M.... R....

    i love the swap meet. az style. 40th street and washington kick it mix alot.

  18. R.... N....

    They are moving fake Louie by the batch!$$$$$

  19. T.... B....

    Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit
    But you're swearing up and down that you got the Louie boots
    lol

  20. C.... C....

    2019 anyone?

    C.... C....

    Simon wei

  21. G.... C....

    Heard this jam tonight. I was on my lunch break drinking a heinken w some white dude bumping it from his amp. Sunset and western. Put the beer down n began jamming on this bootleg beat. Respect to the ole school .

  22. E.... J....

    54 people got played buying fake Louie.

  23. b.... p....

    Now I'm too old to roll around and thump to this lol

    b.... p....

    Never too old thump this bro haha og shit

    b.... p....

    @Josh Powell id be one.of those old dudes i used to make fun of. Lol

  24. D.... P....

    Pure genius!

  25. K.... H....

    Bumping in 2018

  26. R.... N....

    Agent orange....

  27. M.... J....

    I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze.

  28. R.... N....

    Mary pong gpt my dad with that fake louie we all been eating top ramen since then. Shame on the game. You go mary pong! Lmfao

  29. M.... J....

    "spot Mary Pong with blackface on" ... wtf???
    I want a new Mix alot Album.

  30. J.... R....

    He from my city Seattle baby

    J.... R....

    Hell yea

  31. A.... M....

    I still can't afford "Fake Louie" lol

    A.... M....

    Lmao same ahah

    A.... M....

    I got enough for a down not on a can die bar and Mary pong still look fly

    A.... M....

    I was smoking bud when this song came out and it's 2019 and I'm still smoking bud and listening to this lol

    A.... M....

    I got a down pmt on a candy bar! Lets hit that swap meet!$$

  32. b.... ....

    This was one of the first CDs I ever owned! SEATTLE AINT BULLSHITTIN

    b.... ....

    I was born in Bellevue lol

  33. C.... L....

    mi rapero favorito!

  34. C.... L....

    Mexicali
    sir mix a lot . IS the best !!!

  35. J.... M....

    Sir mix alot and I have something in common we are MACK DADDY'S all day every day

  36. C.... ....

    Pretty sure Louis Vuitton is now making a sweatsuit

    http://us.louisvuitton.com/eng-us/products/fall-–-winter-2017-–-look-02-nvprod560099v

  37. l.... m....

    "Excuse me, I'd like to buy something." at 0:28

  38. 1.... ....

    1992 was awesome!

    1.... ....

    94 was better come on now

  39. g.... b....

    SirMixaLot was OFF the Chain!

    g.... b....

    gabriel blackmon Gabriel, you are correct. I'm a white human and 54 but I do dig Mix !! This is one of the tracks from this album and I don't get tired of it and a few others. Yeah, I might be white but if I like a person's music I'll listen to and enjoy it regardless of their race, ethnic background or other dividers the elite use. Look at all the different fans Prince still has and he was self taught and proficient on 27 instruments.

    g.... b....

    Color has nothing to do with good original music.

    g.... b....

    Fully agree, I've owned every one of his albums at least twice. Used to drive down from Canada into Greatfalls Montana to buy his tunes. Good times man!

    g.... b....

    I’m Foshizz he still izzz he on his own level. Everybody keep leveling up. That’s the only way. Level up wayyyyy!!!

    g.... b....

    Still off the chain mufucka

  40. D.... p....

    #429 nine numbers short of 420, now im sprung on the 2 for 1...

  41. d.... o....

    I miss the old school house party's is Seattle ... Love this guy

  42. s.... ....

    By the way, I used to go to the swap meet he's talking about. It's between Sea-Tac and Federal Way, it's called the Midway swap meet. Well, it's been years and I'm not in Seattle anymore... it may have closed down by now, lol.

    s.... ....

    spongefreddie - Been there. I remember it well.

    s.... ....

    Its gone

  43. s.... ....

    Mix would still be on the radio if the social justice warriors hadn't decided to burn him for Baby Got Back. Such a shame that a witch hunt still works in modern times.

    s.... ....

    If your in Washington he is on the throwback station as a dj and of course he plays his songs too

    s.... ....

    @Jesse Roberts incels don't know this. They just feed off their own conspiracies

    s.... ....

    Yeah a 27 year old rap song would still be on radio...lol.

  44. N.... J....

    bounce to the ounce

  45. C.... ....

    My first CD

    C.... ....

    Same here followed by pantera

  46. R.... C....

    Mary pong got it going on

  47. J.... G....

    little did you know, that it was made in korea?

  48. R.... S....

    SirMixaLot was slept on!

    R.... S....

    He made his money and held onto it tho!

    R.... S....

    nope..this is a classic album..not to say that baby got back comes up everywhere..so everybody who wasn't frozen know mix a lot

    R.... S....

    for real this shit is legit and still listening in 2018
    He should be a ghostwriter lol

    R.... S....

    He hosts a morning show on a throw back hip hop station now. Right here where he's from Seattle area PNW!

    R.... S....

    @bradleeregister Lol, remember on 'Posse on Broadway', part of his posse is: "Larry is the white guy, people think he's funny, a real estate investor who is makes a lot of money..".

  49. L.... C....

    good job

  50. S.... S....

    real rapper 4life

  51. S.... K....

    Still a tight song!

  52. S.... R....

    this is one of the great forgotton jams.and he dont rap about killimg.selling dope.or his fucking glock.