Sir Mix-A-Lot - Square Dance Rap Lyrics






[Intro: talking]
Ha hee!, hee!
Why Mix-A-Lot cotton picker you freak skinnin the cats
Why don't you bring the beat on in here, cotton picker so I can get down
[yelling]
Put it up
That's the way I like it there Mix-A-Lot
Hey Mix-A-Lot, picks me up cotton picker
Picks me up Mix-A-Lot

[Break]
Now everybody's rappin 'bout
Everybody's rappin 'bout
Ever [repeated]

[Verse 1]
Now everybody's rappin 'bout "where's their line?"
I'm gonna bust me a brand new rhyme
Girlfriend's down and you stomped her freak
Shake your hips and act conceit
Throw your head high in the air
Grab your partner's derriere
Fellas in the cut, I know you must be trippin
My boy's got them there home girl's quippin
Now grab your partner, take a bow
If you can't dance, I'll tell you how
Wave your hands and take two steps
Grab your hips and slide to the left
Get all in your partner's face
Swerve to the side and show your lace
If your a freak then let it show
And grab your partner doshy-do (do, do ...)

[Verse 2]
Now if you think your partner's fine
Grab her where the sun don't shine
If you can't dance, then tap your toes
If your stuffed up, turn up your nose
Wave your hands from side to side
Lean to the left and take a slide
Other's DJs know their no match
Just look to the stage and the song's that scratched

[scratching]
[Male voice: talking]
Rock me babe [x4]

[Verse 3]
Freaks on the left and freaks on the right
Grab your partner, hold him tight
Put your hands in his Levi's
Hold his rear while he grips your thighs
The more you dance, the more I rap
The big fat beat makes your toes tap
Glee can, no can, hang with this
All you freaks give your man a kiss (look good)

[Break x4]
My beats are icky
That why I'm Swass

[Break: talking]
Beat box
Oh Mix-A-Lot I'm feelin it now, cotton picker
YEEEE-HA!

[Verse 4]
Now everybody on the floor clap your hands
Smoke to the beat of the one man band
Mix-A-Lot brings on the drum machine
The bass line riff is "oh, so mean"
Mix-A-Lot make a jam in his room
With a full tape recorder you can bust jams too
Throw your partner across your thigh
Tickle her fast, until she starts to cry
Whip her to the left, whip her to the right
But don't whip her to hard cause her jeans are tight (look good)

[Chorus]
Get your hands off that girl, boy
Seattle rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
L.A. rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
Miami rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
D.C. rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
Carolina rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
Houston, Texas rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
Your momma rocks
(to the, to, to, to the Square Dance Rap)
London, England rocks
(to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
To the Square Dance Rap, hot damn

[Outro: talking]
Hey Mix-A-Lot, what in the world is that noise cotton picker?
Sound like Grand Ole Opry
Hear what I say Mix-A-Lot, say sound like Grand Ole Opry cotton picker
Now before we end this filthy cut, we got a few things we have to say
To the home girls sprung on the hum drum beat, check out Sir Mix-A-Lot Ray
His style is fresh, so clean and new, he pulls so many tricks
If you give him ten bucks and a brand new tape, he'll put you in the mix
A haha, hey Mix-A-Lot I caught you that time, cotton picker

[Break]
My beats are icky ... [drums play until fade]





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  1. J.... J....

    Back in the day when everyone wanted a mini truck or rabbit With ridicules beats. 2 15'' kicker competition gold series. Or if you were crazy enough two 18" M&M Godfathers with a Zeus and Zapco

  2. J.... J....

    The other version is 1,000,000,000 times better then this version

  3. M.... W....

    #2019 STILL RIDING

  4. @.... ....

    Fiiire.. oncore.. shit is lit up

  5. B.... M....

    Was the jam!

  6. D.... J....

    He gave up the game if you we're at a house party you was going to get you some after this song and during the song! He made the freak in every chick come out when this song! I just hope you was close to a fine one.

  7. D.... J....

    Rock me babe, Rock me babe!

  8. D.... J....

    My favorite song by Mix-a-Lot! I say the song is underappreciated!

  9. S.... S....

    Serious question: Why is the voice so much different from Baby Got Back? Is it DSP? Is it a different artist? Is it an electronics fault? Was he a little boy? Something else?

  10. D.... V....

    Memories 😢

  11. T.... M....

    Sounds better than ole town road 😆😆😆😆😆😆

  12. Y.... G....

    69 REMIX

  13. K.... J....

    The original country rap creator

  14. J.... ....

    Anybody laying this down in 2019?????

  15. M.... W....

    Hyuck Hyuuuuuck!

  16. R.... M....

    Roderick

  17. J.... R....

    Long before "Old town road" 💪🏾🔥

  18. T.... M....

    Back in the day when music was great..shit I miss them days

  19. P.... ....

    Damn! Takes me way back! Break dancing competitions. My brother and I won all the time.

  20. H.... R....

    Still jammin in 2019!!

  21. S.... F....

    Sir Mix A Lot on beats and Kid Sensation on raps
    KDAY 1580 am stereo Russ Parr and Craig Mack DJ's back in the days

  22. a.... ....

    1985? I swore this came out in 1986 or 1987...around the time Eazy-E dropped Boyz in the Hood

  23. m.... ....

    It jammed then, and it still jams today. Goo goo!! LoL

  24. A.... B....

    If you think your partner's fine, grab her where the sun don't shine

  25. T.... T....

    Very First Country Rap!

  26. p.... ....

    Lets G... I need a freak...I go all the way back...KFOXX FM

  27. S.... ....

    2019 People would swear this is new.

  28. T.... S....

    wawooooooo

  29. C.... C....

    Learning Square Dance
    2019 Freaks On The Left
    2019 Freaks On The Right.

  30. C.... C....

    Sounds like Muck Sticky

  31. S.... E....

    They brought it back, the Gitty Up, and Old Town Road. It's nothing new 🤠🤷

  32. B.... S....

    Skateland

  33. M.... F....

    I don't cause I need milk

  34. p.... c....

    first ever country rap song

  35. N.... M....

    Lil nas brought me here

  36. E.... P....

    Wow,im 13,again. 2019

  37. A.... O....

    Yes 👍👍👍👌👌👏👏👏

  38. D.... C....

    First heard this almost 35 years ago . It's just as great now as then.
    Awesome trip down memory lane!!

    D.... C....

    Yeah really. I was like 10 when this was first released. Me and my friends thought it was kinda funny.

  39. E.... G....

    Don't forget people to " Dip Dew ".

  40. a.... d....

    Mike Allen Capital 95.8

  41. D.... P....

    My beats are icky!!

  42. E.... W....

    This was back in the day when "parental advisory - explicit content" wasn't just something you put on an album for marketing. Mix is one of the best. We used to listen to this in 80's in Seattle.

  43. L.... G....

    This didn't come out in 1985 brah

  44. p.... D....

    Good times love this song

  45. E.... K....

    Mix Alot has hits

  46. s.... !....

    I'm still sad that he out the music business..

  47. D.... G....

    My kind of country western 🥊!!!

  48. c.... ....

    Yes, I remember this song when I was in middle school.....I can’t believe there was never a video for this song.....

  49. b.... g....

    Still here 2018

  50. M.... M....

    Helium is one hell of a drug

  51. R.... M....

    I have a signed sir mixalot single vynl from him and his crew ayeee

  52. F.... R....

    A Northwest classic big 206

  53. L.... ....

    People told me this is where rap started first, then it grew into hip hop-rap in the Bronx (NY) around 1970 with the first DJs (disk jokeys with real vinyls) and then into the modern rap with digital technology.... damn.
    What's funny is that I came to this video after watching some cattle auction championship and some dude said that the auctioneers sound like they're rapping, and that it's similar to square dance, especially this square dance rap video... it indeed does sound very similar to cattle auction

  54. M.... W....

    0
    A it can't be that easy what can it

  55. M.... W....

    Let's go to the skating ring and feel the Rhythm of the Night

  56. R.... D....

    Sounds like Stan from South Park rapping

  57. R.... D....

    South Park

  58. T.... R....

    Great song

  59. s.... ....

    Takes me back to my freshman year in high school in Oklahoma City. The parties, the girls, and no one was shooting each other. ✌🏾

  60. T.... g....

    Where the sun don't shine!

  61. D.... J....

    Lol omg I remember bumping this in 3rd grade. Thinking I was cool.

  62. J.... C....

    High School big ass box 10 D batteries

  63. B.... T....

    This is mi back when i was a lil girl head spin dancing music.do tha sqware dance rap.tha 70des ta tha 80deas.

  64. T.... W....

    Mannnn I love this..

  65. C.... C....

    Put your hands in his levies.

  66. C.... C....

    This wasn't our square dance, back in middle school.

  67. R.... R....

    Memories like a MF

  68. T.... F....

    I can't believe i never heard this version until today

  69. S.... L....

    I want to learn the square dance.

  70. J.... R....

    I had NO IDEA Sir Mix A LOT did this song!

  71. H.... M....

    A trip down memory lane 85,86
    word.

  72. d.... ....

    KDAY, mini-trucks and woofers n tha bed.

  73. A.... ....

    This reminds me of the DJ club mixes I listened to in LA in the late 70's, early 80's.

  74. T.... G....

    My babysitter used to play this album and dance with me. She showed me some basic pop n’ lock and got me wearing 15 zippers and busting back spins 😂😂

  75. J.... L....

    I have this tape.

  76. S.... L....

    Any female that is 43 want to comment that lives in Lubbock Texas wants to show me let me know. They have to be single I don't want to trespass in someone elses territory.

  77. S.... L....

    I would like to learn to dance to this music.

  78. K.... B....

    206icness

  79. h.... ....

    Boy he sure do mix a lot.

  80. D.... B....

    Boy I love this songs, Swass,Buttermilk biscuits, and Posse on Broadway, I wore this tape out back in the day. YEE HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  81. J.... P....

    Omg I remember this song! I loved this! Haha haha♡♡

  82. R.... D....

    He sounds like Cartman and stan

  83. J.... T....

    Seattle 206 baby!!!

  84. V.... H....

    Always a classic.

  85. D.... s....

    This is my favorite old movid

  86. T.... J....

    My friend yolonda is pregnant...just got the positive test...

  87. f.... ....

    He used to have a sweatshirt with the inscription "Anthony 'Sir Mix a Lot' Ray your computerized DJ."  I seen him rockin it at Southshore back in the day.  Seattle heads know what Southshore is.

  88. f.... ....

    Shout out to my city, the 206!!!  RB, Beacon Hill and the CD!!

  89. B.... L....

    mm bite this

  90. S.... L....

    I have heard of these songs when I was in 6th grade school.

  91. R.... S....

    RIP GLENN CAMPBELL!!

  92. t.... ....

    its been so long since i last heard this and its made me smile so much hearing it again :-)

  93. R.... S....

    so many in hip hop owe who they are because of mix.

  94. S.... M....

    Ninth grade memories... 1985/86.... lol

    S.... M....

    This came out in 1988ish

    S.... M....

    Yep 1988 they came to my town that yr actually 89 but still fresh

  95. B.... W....

    BACK WHEN PEOPLE WHERE HOOKING UP JETTAS AND NISSAN MAXIMAS AND LETS NOT FORGET THE CHEVY BLAZERS

    B.... W....

    And the K5's

    B.... W....

    Rabbits and Mini Trucks

  96. s.... ....

    i automatically think of my boom box i had in 85' when i hear this