Sinatra, Frank - My Funny Valentine Lyrics






My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art

Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day

Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day





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  1. N.... N....

    It’s great, but it doesn’t do enough to compare to chet baker’s.
    This is like the *Dirt cheap* version of his.

  2. w.... ....

    Check out this cover!!!!
    https://youtu.be/GUbrnE92GNk

  3. E.... B....

    Maravilhoso, *de outro mundo*

  4. T.... K....

    Why is he sining about the 23rd president of the united states?

  5. h.... r....

    Why is this even in my feed omg

  6. h.... r....

    He’s asshole

  7. h.... r....

    I still feel very salty about our anniversary Dominic

  8. h.... r....

    I know I won’t be spending valentines day with my boyfriend 💔

  9. 0.... ....

    ...thanks bebop

  10. E.... M....

    Janice brought me here😂

  11. S.... ....

    *DOJAAAAAYN*

  12. b.... c....

    Faye valentine cowboy bebop anyone?

  13. A.... d....

    This song is one of my favorite of his I know the whole song. Because it’s so short

  14. I.... ....

    Well, time to harass boomers with JoJo

  15. E.... G....

    She says she's my funny valentine im gonna




    Fund a Horse race, steal jesus's corpse, Rape a 14 year old girl, kill a paraplegic's boyfriend, and make America the greatest country

  16. J.... K....

    I think Frank Sinatra took the first napkin

  17. A.... 0....

    The entire comment section is about JoJo and I'm proud...kinda

  18. A.... 0....

    This is a JoJo reference

    A.... 0....

    Amazing observation

  19. U.... D....

    Jesus JoJo Christ... This comment section is filled to the brim with JoJo References

  20. S.... ....

    Song: *exists*
    Araki: this is mine now

  21. M.... G....

    faye❤️

  22. C.... B....

    napkins? what about them?

  23. d.... i....

    J'aurais aimé être cette bienheureuse "Valentine" !!

  24. r.... f....

    Session 15 : My *23rd President of USA*

  25. A.... S....

    Which napkin will you take? The one on the left or the one on the right?

  26. B.... W....

    This song makes me docile like a winter catfish

  27. �.... �....

    👍👍👍✌✌✌

  28. H.... G....

    Grey´s Anatomy

  29. s.... s....

    Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

  30. D.... ....

    Trump liked this, from U.S president to U.S president.

  31. C.... L....

    30% comments: Adele and Richard❤❤❤
    70% comments: I tOoK tHe LaSt NaPkIn

    C.... L....

    *first napkin

  32. C.... F....

    Oh shit wrong dimension

  33. C.... ....

    My mother: Oh I love this in Grey's Anatomy.
    Me:....Dojyaaaan~
    (Bless this song for bringing two generations together for two totally different reasons.)

  34. d.... ....

    *DOJYAAAANNNN*

  35. g.... l....

    Just wait, in like 7 years when SBR gets animated the jojo comments are going to get so much worse

  36. T.... ....

    They wrote a song on our 23rd president !

  37. I.... R....

    My name is Valentina and I'm born on 14 Feb
    I'm triggered but I love the song
    I'm conflicted

  38. C.... J....

    God bless america

  39. G.... T....

    Tad-
    SinatrathepresidentofJojo:NO.
    SinatrathepresidentofJojo:It is...
    Dojyaaaan~

  40. G.... ....

    And they ask me why I'm obsessed with Frank Sinatra

    G.... ....

    GKHD why are you obsessed with frank Sinatra?

  41. J.... ....

    WWRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  42. E.... M....

    Who's here from clairo?

  43. S.... ....

    imaging how confused old people will be when they see a lot of comments about napkins, acdc and trump

  44. M.... G....

    dojyaaan

  45. S.... T....

    I mean, he's no T.C. Carson but...

  46. K.... R....

    Comment section consists of:
    2% talking about how good the song is
    1% how good frank Sinatra was
    135% jojo references

    K.... R....

    I don’t mind some people making references but it’s really annoying when the comments section is flooded with them.

  47. M.... ....

    imagine somebody who never heard about jojo reading the comments

  48. K.... L....

    Somethings never get old! 👏👏

  49. O.... ....

    Everybody talking about Adele and Richard or Jojo but Cowboy Bebop though?

  50. U.... L....

    There is only one thing to say






    DOJYAAAN~

  51. O.... B....

    FILTHY ACTS AT A RESPECTABLE PRICE



    Also Best President

  52. J.... O....

    sweet President Valentine

  53. S.... B....

    I expected JoJo references in this comment section
    I was not disappointed

  54. Z.... ....

    My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are those of justice!

  55. J.... H....

    Hey is this song my ancestor's foe right?

  56. S.... ....

    Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

  57. g.... m....

    Thank you diego, very cool

  58. J.... H....

    Give me liberty or give me death

  59. T.... ....

    5% of comments: Frank Sinatra fans talking about the song
    95% of comments: JoJo fans quoting Johnny

  60. W.... ....

    My vocal coach assigned this song to me - I had no idea it was so hard. The breath control, changes in tone and nuance. Wow, he was incredible.

  61. H.... ....

    Listening to this after finishing SBR. D4C and Funny Valentine are definitely my favorite stand and character, if not one of my favorites.

  62. P.... P....

    I like Zaucha's cover/Andrzej Zaucha-My funny valentine

  63. K.... P....

    I only heard this song because of grey’s anatomy, but when I actually listened to it, it made me think of Adele and how she died ;(

    K.... P....

    The song is beautiful, nonetheless

  64. R.... E....

    I came here from Dickie Greenleaf and Tom Ripley

  65. U.... ....

    Frank took the first napkin

  66. k.... T....

    grey's anatomy... <3

  67. E.... K....

    See you cowgirl someday somewhere.

  68. S.... C....

    MY FUNNY VALENTINE

  69. S.... C....

    singed that on the valentine's death, the best villain

  70. S.... C....

    am I the only one here for the quality of this song and the jojo's reference?

  71. Y.... M....

    What a voice no one ever like him. He's smooth truly the chairman of the board. Wish I had seen him. My folks did Rip Mr. Sinatra your voice and music is timeless

  72. R.... W....

    If I die. Don’t play this song in my funeral..






    Replace myself with another me.

  73. M.... :....

    "My heart and actions are utterly unclouded they are all those of Justice"

  74. k.... ....

    Who knew that such a romantic song is now known as the name of a child rapist

  75. M.... _....

    *finds jojo fans*

  76. R.... G....

    Wow I never thought I’d see the day but I actually found a song that Frank Sinatra should not of sung
    even the greatest of great make bad song selections
    it seems

  77. S.... A....

    oglądałam

  78. E.... ....

    The president brought me here.

  79. N.... F....

    Who shot johnny ?

  80. S.... M....

    USHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  81. R.... F....

    He has a phenomenal voice but I wish he would've put more emotion into it

  82. d.... n....

    DOJYA~~~~~N

  83. J.... y....

    Leaving this comment before the anime release of Steel Ball Run

  84. �.... �....

    Corpse? Completed
    Napkin? Taken
    Yep. It's gamer time

  85. A.... H....

    alice fredenham and frank just like completely make me lose my mindddd😫

  86. d.... ....

    I love how Funny Valentine's name is a reference to a song that has hundreds of covers which really fits him and his ability

  87. C.... M....

    -Dad why is my sister named Rose?
    -Because your mom loves roses.
    -Thanks dad!
    -No problem Jojos Bizarre Adventure part 7 Steel Ball Run.

  88. A.... R....

    Someday, this comment session will be taken over by Jojo fans

  89. S.... ....

    Okay Google: how to get rid of a man in a wheelchair and a cowboy with weird looking balls

    S.... ....

    Shows d4c love train

  90. G.... O....

    Chet did it better tho

  91. S.... M....

    Great singer great song ✌🏻

  92. E.... ....

    The president sure liked this song.

  93. B.... B....

    *This song made me pregnant*

  94. T.... B....

    Despite my pfp, I will say this, no references. This is a classic.

  95. S.... A....

    Please people music is haram turn to Allah he is the only god

  96. K.... P....

    Came here from Grey’s Anatomy

  97. G.... ....

    Welp, *takes 1st napkin*
    Funny Valentine: dude wtf, uncool