SikTh - How May I Help You? Lyrics
This is a story bout
A little man named Rod
Who did not have a mind of his own
Just went along with his pathetic lonely life.
The teacher said "jump!"
And he jumped and he jumped and he jumped
Then he fell on the floor.
Never let his feelings out
Didn't have any friends
Once he left school he hoped
This would
All change now.
But it was not to be
Mercy!
Oh, mercy!
Arrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!
He had to get a job
Wanted to go somewhere to relax for a while
He went to work on a boat as a cabin boy...
"Get on you knees and scrub the decks,
I want to see you sweating. Make sure you're
In my quarters around half past ten this evening..."
He didn't like this one bit
He got to get another job
So he jumped off the boat
And swam to shore
To work on the beach in a bar.
He met a chick working there
Just like him
Not too pretty
Not too pretty
She was sad and lonely just like him.
They went to the cinema together and then
Went back to his room, back to his room
Made sweet loving to each others only friend,
Only friend.
The night after he walked out of his room,
Heard a voice shout...
"Boy! Go pick the dead rats outta the drain!!"
First day
But it's okay
From then, talks to Rodney like shit all day
But Rod, doesn't do anything, just keeps it in.
He thinks: 'fuck it! I just put up with this shit,
I got a girl and a friend, I don't need nothing else'
"How are you doing, my good man?
(As Rodney gazes at Miranda)
You like the ladies, eh?
I see you got good taste,
Miranda is very nice girl, very nice girl..."
"What's that supposed to mean?
You trying something, say it!
Very friendly girl? Very friendly girl?
What's that supposed to mean...?"
Where does he go from here?
What's going on?
"Miranda your girl?"
"Yeah, what of it?"
"She very good expressing her affection for her friends,
She my girl, your girl, everyone's girl..."
"So you're saying that you and all the
Other people that have come into this here
Bar have been with her?
But no one's come in for days,
Apart from a couple of piss-heads..."
"She had lovely tight cheeks!"
"Not after I saw to her"
Rod was furious
Rod said to Miranda...
"How could you do this to me?"
"Well, once I was with you my whole life changed!"
"So you got the confidence to disgrace yourself?"
"No longer do I want to be a slave!"
"What? What did you say?!"
Asked Miranda would she say sorry...
"You're weird, stay away from me!"
Then he put some Laxatives into her tea...
And he was on his own again...
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SikTh How May I Help You? Comments
being there, done that.
I'm trying to figure out what is going on with this song
This song finally made me enjoy Sikth lol
he didnt like this one bit BUT I SURE DID
GO PICK THE DEAD RATS OUT OF THE DRAIN
took me years to realize it, but in under 4 minutes this song pulls more words than most 20 + minutes songs ive ever listened to
story of me life LMFAO
What the fuck did I just watch? Imma watch it again
1:07 how did I miss this easter egg for too many years!?
"WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Hahahah
wtf I love this
i always thought this was the weirdest lyrics i will ever hear then my frn told me to listen to This is the sound of the thousand clapping asses (tinnie winnie) :D
As Alan Partridge says - "Sorry. That's just noise."
this version is alot more raw than the album version,its deadly
How does this only have 13k views... Shocking
Masterpiece
I clearly remember the day I saw this video on MTV. Got captivated in a second, then became aware of that amazing band
What a load of shite
What..... the fuck.
LOL This video reminds me of democrats in the USA.. Always listening to their media while being brainwashed sheep.
cause it's only democrats that do that... cough coughFoxNewscough
What version is this because its not the recording from the album
From there EP called how may i help you. From 2001 i thìnk
@Clappy1984 I think they ripoff this 90s *Numetal/French Core* band. 2000 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kjMuSp_bhE
This song should be held as a pioneering masterwork for this century..... Its not just the lyrics, or riff ect, its the whole movment of the piece,it transends itself and develops itself organically, like it was always ment to be. To write something like this is a whole different story
Holy Fuck..... That was some mindfucking great stuff :o Weird Video, but fits with the Song... Damn you are so crazy, I have to listen to it again and again
Fuck my life Sikth love you
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The greatest story told, ever.
I need more chaotic metal bands like Aliases, SikTh, The Arusha Accord, and Fellsilent!!! XD any recommendations?
byzantine - to take up serpents
mudvaynes ld50
What did I just wacth it was awesome but ha ha that was interesting
Fckn sooo sick
What the fuck
Yay nice remastered version
absolute classic throwback! So sick
twisted and sexy . i like it that way ~
Ahh the first ever Sikth song I listened to, still my favourite!!
Absolute classic.....
The audio track is different than on the album. Worse vocals. Why?
Basically the version of the song featured in this video was from an EP they released before the Trees are Dead.... album, called the "How May I Help You" EP, personally prefer this version, the rougher mix and faster tempo just feels better to me!
I remember seeing this song on mtv2 when I was about 12 and was like right, this is what proper music is then!
Classic video. Love this song
Sikth is weird, Sikth is sick!
They have been like this for a long time and they rule!
I cry everytime.
This video is brilliant
Fucking love this song!
0:59
Goodbye sides
How much coke was involved in the making of this song/video? XD
ALL OF IT.
@Sean Clayton 4.787g
THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL OLD AGAIN
I don't know what the fuck just happened but it was amazing
Rodney put laxatives into the tea
I had the honour of playing with Dan at a BIMM summer school course and let me just say that not only is he an amazing guitarist but he's just as friendly and genuine as you already think he is :)
Timetravelling with SikTh^^
So awesome.
"Caaaan Ron find Miranaaada?" "Impossible Mission!"
For Gods sake do another album with Adrian Smith and Primal Rock Rebellion this is total horse shit!!!!!!
I think this is my favorite Sikth. Punky, weird, yet has a depth to it. I especially like the Emerson and Can't We All Dream parts from that album.
yes the whole album is gold
I'm just gonna say one thing
What the fuck
She had lovely tight cheeks.
Not after I saw to her ;)
Some of the weirdest lyrics I've ever seen
SCRUB DA DEKS I WANNA C U SWETTTTT
Funny hearing the pre-album version. I wonder how that version syncs up against this video?
Yeah... I think the album version is slower. I bought this single on release. It has the amazing B-side "Suffice" on it!
The words a slightly different in some places too wondered if that affected the timing if they'd elongated sections in places here. I might try and sync the vid to the track in Sony Vegas and see what happens!
Hheeeyyyy! Oldie but goodie!
Throw back much? :D