Shania Twain - Waiter! Bring Me Water! Lyrics






He took me to--our favorite spot
A place we go to hang a lot
Something seemed to catch his eye
Oh--oo--oh over my shoulder
Oh--oo--oh over my shoulder

I turned around--to see what's up
A pretty young thing sure enough
She was new--he wanted to
Kno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow her
Kno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow her

Oh--yeah--
then she flicked her hair (yeah!)
Oh--yeah--he began to stare

[Chorus:]
Waiter! (Waiter) Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter) Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter) Bring me water!

Uh, oh, I did my best--to block his view
But it was like he could see through me
I just knew--he wanted to
Ho--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old her
Ho--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old her

Oh--yeah--I ain't gettin' nowhere (yeah!)
Oh--yeah--she's still standing there

[Repeat Chorus]

There's gotta be a way to cool this clown--
he's starting to embarrass me
I may even have to hose him down--
bring me water
I don't know what he finds so distracting--
what's so hot about her
I really don't like the way he's acting
Bring me water!

Uh, Bring it on!
Uhhhh
Oh
What's so hot about her
Uh, uh, uh,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Waiter, bring me water)
Gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter, bring me water)
Send him back to school
(Waiter, bring me water)
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter, bring me water)
Waiter, bring me water





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  1. A.... A....

    Bring. Water. That. Singer. Lady. Bye

  2. A.... A....

    But. You. Have. No. Lucky. Jam. Very. Sorry. Ask. Waiter. If. He. Is. Ready. To. Bring. Water

  3. A.... A....

    WHY. YOU. INTERESTED. WAITER. WATER. YOU. ARE. FOOLISH

  4. A.... A....

    I. AM. CURRENT. PRESIDENT. OF. AMERICAN. CONTINENT. (ABSHIR). NUR(AYBAKAR). SORRY. YOU. THINK. YOU. LOVE. WAITERS.

  5. A.... A....

    SHANIA. TWAIN. YOU. ARE. NOT. ELIGIBLE. MY. OWN. WATER. OKAY.

  6. A.... A....

    YOU. ARE. NOT. QUALIFICATE. OR. YOU. ARE. NOT. ELLIGIBLE. HONEY. OK

  7. A.... A....

    SHANIA. TWAIN. I. BRING. YOU. WATER. BUT. REMEMBER

  8. k.... ....

    ich habe immer gerne Country Songs gespielt.

    Ich kann das nicht
    mehr. Psychisch und physisch. Es geht immer um Whiskey, Tequila, Gin
    und Bier. Meine Nippel werden schon steif wenn ich nach ner Flasche
    Bier greif. Ich werde mich musikalisch neu orientieren Shania
    Twain-Waiter, Bring Me Water!

  9. k.... ....

    ich habe immer gerne Country Songs gespielt.

    Ich kann das nicht
    mehr. Psychisch und physisch. Es geht immer um Whiskey, Tequila, Gin
    und Bier. Meine Nippel werden schon steif wenn ich nach ner Flasche
    Bier greif. Ich werde mich musikalisch neu orientieren Shania
    Twain-Waiter, Bring Me Water!

  10. S.... S....

    I love you too.

  11. H.... S....

    Music is beautiful.

  12. A.... P....

    This joke right of song poetic any clown you hang that hears sound, i don't know about people that have beautiful woman, want to disrespect them like this its funny the way she i am laughing i have not heard all song that make me laugh at the thought poetic lyric i have deferent of thinking of poetical lyric or beautiful but tell story of person that is not worth writing about its that simple native wrong of the feeling i get coming from beautiful woman that she would find time write for this clown but she is given you some ideas of how to feel if this ever happen to you, i had learn her way of thinking i question her motive anymore like used too great song for weak mind people that have no clue of real love hmm

  13. A.... A....

    Chat 💭 Safe: Lock 🔐

  14. A.... A....

    Traveloka Book 📚

  15. A.... A....

    Suggested: Shania Twain - Life's...

  16. I.... J....

    I have seen a video for this song and a few others for songs not released as singles, like, "when", etc.

  17. w.... w....

    more like bring me ACME punching gun

  18. J.... 9....

    I wonder why someone who is with shania sould be tempted to look elsewehere, shes the hot one!

    J.... 9....

    I don't know. Ask Mutt Lange. He cheated on her.

  19. C.... ....

    This version sucks

    C.... ....

    Lol, then why would you listen to it?

    C.... ....

    +sillahcmai because i was trying to find the pop version lol

    C.... ....

    CynyMyny21 hi there! My name is Katrina Carlson and I'm still shania twain's biggest fan of all of her songs do I sing just like her or what?

  20. M.... 2....

    She never made a video for this song or released it to radio... I can already picture what the video would be... in a restaurant at a table, she splashes a glass of water in his face. but he still doesn't stop starring so the fire department brings her a hose connected to a fire hydrant and she blast him out of her sight... 😆😆😆

    M.... 2....

    Me 2016 i could see that lmao

  21. a.... ....

    I think he wanted to do more than just hold her lol ;)

    a.... ....

    +aakksshhaayy It's implied ;)

    a.... ....

    aakksshhaayy

  22. a.... ....

    what's so hot about her - says every girl ever

  23. A.... B....

    If you impressed by the way she orders water wait until its time for appetizers

  24. S.... G....

    Yaaaas! This song though. XD

  25. S.... B....

    It should've been an hot summer day to asking that lot of water and put two exclamation marks! So funny Shania and so thirsty!! 

    S.... B....

    Simi Broggini

  26. m.... ....

    true(: good job by the way!

  27. A.... M....

    you can even hear the k sound in it jack.

  28. J.... ....

    Come On Over will always be her best album. That CD is the best!

    J.... ....

    I THINK SO

    J.... ....

    JoannaLouisiana

  29. J.... G....

    oops forgot the for my daughter part before so my daughter lol

  30. J.... G....

    i need a waiter...with some water...i need a waiter with some water for my daughter...I need a waiter with some water with some water so my daughter doesn't die of thirst.

  31. s.... ....

    It's most definitely flicked. Copied it right from the lyric book that cam with the CD.

  32. D.... ....

    Do people never actually comment on the actual content of the song?
    Anyway really witty and I think she should've dropped a water dispenser on Mutt

    D.... ....

    She did better, she dropped him.

  33. J.... ....

    I love this song sooooooooooooooo much! :D I would put a hose pipe down his shirt and put it on full blast!

  34. C.... B....

    i wanna claw out the eyes of the girl he's staring at! but then again who wouldn't?

  35. A.... ....

    I've been waiting/looking for a country song that has a bit of Asian influence. Thank you Shania!!!

    A.... ....

    Japanese at best

  36. D.... B....

    i love this song!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. C.... T....

    I Love This Song<3!!

  38. X.... ....

    Sound like an Asian beat.

  39. S.... N....

    Now, what she has to do with that water is dump it down his pants. That will teach him. :) :D :P

  40. S.... ....

    this sounds like a chinese song 0.o

  41. A.... T....

    i love this song but wierd in the same way but still great vid ;)

  42. B.... H....

    sounds chinese ish lol

  43. i.... ....

    Definitely one of the greatest songs on "Up" album - should have been released as a single!!! Shania is fabulous & incomparable singer!!!

  44. s.... ....

    ur sooooo very welcome!!!!!!
    my fav part of this is the beginning when its like japense!

  45. s.... ....

    thanks!!

  46. s.... ....

    NICENESS!!!!!