Shane Dawson - You Didn't Glow Up Lyrics
Jurassic Park car for a dinosaur man
Old ass face with some little baby hands
You'll need those ghosts in the house when I ghost you
It's me, not you, but I'd rather fuck Drew
Cheeto ran away from you, Uno won't behave for you
Not even that could straighten out your sexuality
You didn't glow up
You look like throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty
I think I'd rather give my "SuperLuv" to Dan and Phil
I wish you'd pick some clothes at the rate you pick your ass
You wrote two books that I didn't even read
Congratulations on ten million subs
It took you ten years and for Jake it took ten months
You say it gets worse but I have to disagree
There ain't nothin' worse than reviews for your movie
You didn't glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty
You didn't glow up
You look like throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty
I'll go home
No, seriously, I'm moving home
I can't stand the smell anymore
Goodbye, sexual
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Shane Dawson You Didn't Glow Up Comments
This is was good and funny...😂
Damnnnnnn...
That does NOT sound like Shane omg
Love this
Why did this come up in my recommended? 😂
YOUTUBE:
2017:nah
2018:Ya she dosen't need this...
2019:NAAAHHH
2020:PERFECT
this made me sister shook
bruh this needs to be an actual song😂
Why am I getting recommended your music vids?!?
Don't ask me why youtube just now showed these 2 to me but I am laughing XD Thank you for this 2020
This is low key fiiiiiiire!!!! If he wanted to do something similar but in a serious tone it would be epic. Wasn't ready.
Funny because they're married
Wait so who won???
He’s filming in his garage
How have i not seen this?
Ummmmm did you break up with him??
OKAY SLOW DOWN
This diss track is gonna be a prank on my bf. 😂
I cant take it the words
And now there Engaged!!... lmao gowd I love this!!!
i just imagine them sitting on the couch eating pop corn married and laughing at how hard they roasted each other in these and laughing at how much auto tune they had to use in Rylands lmfao its just so great XD
im here 3 years after
I love Shane so much, but only lasted 25 seconds *cringe*
This is giving me nightmares. Everything about this is disturbing
Damn shane
Yooo I love this
we did you leand how to sing
Such a cool voice
When you find this in 2020
I wont lie this and Rylans songs back to back on youtube was my playlist for like 2-3 weeks straight.
I confused a lot of passer-bys as I sang these aloud XD It was WORTH IT XD
Why am i just now seeing this 😂
Oh my god this made my life
how am i just now seeing this
Omg
This is so
Good
Am I the only one laying on my couch without any socks on watching this while just smiling 😂
this was posted 2 years ago?!?!? I remember watching this when it first came out. what?!?
Me too! I was so excited to watch it and it's been like 2 years nearly since i last listened to it wtf....and it STILL LOVE IT
LOL I legit thought you were logan paul in the thumbnail...
pack your shit then they move to a new house i
This song I stuck in my head
Gay eminem
Edit:so sorry😭😭😭
duuude this shit got me subscribe to you... make some more,it is the bomb!! from Russia with love,well..of course i am on top :D
Ummm when saw this. Im like i know this is going to be a great gay song
Why is this better than most songs?
Bruh I miss Shane’s music
Im writing THIS on a PS4
Why do I kinda like it tho?
shane: “this song goes out to my future ex boyfriend”
also shane: *proposes*
The beat though. Dylan doesn't get enough credit, he's a fucking genius lol.
This video is better than rylands
I didn’t know he had music videos?!
❤️💯
Am I the only one who got turned on by his fucking voice when he sang this?!
"To my future ex boyfriend."
Uhmm. Now they are engaged.
why have i never seen this
Omg thats the best video ever Eminem is quaking!!!!
How the *fuck* is he actually good at singing
Omg poor Ryland xD
OMG I DIDNT KNOW THIS EVEN EXISTED.
Such a cute couple.But, I feel it was a LITTLE harsh.I love both of you guys!
WHAT IS THISSSS LMAOOOOOO
Omg never new this was a thing till know so now I’m really sad because this is the first time I’ve seen this
This is giving me S-deezy vibes 😂
omg kinda a banger tho….
Now there engaged 💜 hecking goals
I love Pennywise and Bill Skarsgard and the song is just amazing
I actually love this tho
I am so late watching this! But I love it! ❤
I actually love his music hes actually really good at singing 😔
This gives me chills
wtf hay i love ryland
*fiancè to husband diss track*
There needs to be a sequel.
I hope he plays this at there wedding
Im sorry i thought he was attracted to cats
I'm sorry, i thought you were an asshole. Oh wait.. you are.
2020??? Humans
A boyish face with a girlish body...
This is literally what my brother said I have earlier lol
Ngl I prefer Ryland’s😂 sorry Shane, I love you !
I’ve watched this like 12 times and probably more after this comment
Who did better?
Shane or Ryland?
Shane: like
Comment:Ryland
Comment and like: Both
I think Shane did better kind of
I love this
Love this ❤️
I'm wondering who got roasted more. Shane in Ryland's dis track or Ryland in Shane's dis track.
lets hope ryland did not see this
He was there when it was recorded 😂
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Started at the bottom and you still a bottom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃
Umm this has nothing compared to his old songs ogs will now
Why ain't anyone talking about his hoodie? His hoodie says "trash" btw....lmao
OHHHHHHH
I wonder where he filmed this
Why is this posted on my birthday however from 2 years ago and I didn’t even know it •-•
OMG the best
Great ass diss trac bro ignore the first comment I was tired and my I pad glitch I did not mean to send that 😂😂😂😂lol
SHANE OMG
why is this a real ''ok boomer'' moment?
I'm shook lol
Shane looks hot