Shane Dawson - You Didn't Glow Up Lyrics






Jurassic Park car for a dinosaur man
Old ass face with some little baby hands
You'll need those ghosts in the house when I ghost you
It's me, not you, but I'd rather fuck Drew
Cheeto ran away from you, Uno won't behave for you
Your old ass hair was straighter than you'll ever be
Not even that could straighten out your sexuality

You didn't glow up
You look like throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty

I think I'd rather give my "SuperLuv" to Dan and Phil
I wish you'd pick some clothes at the rate you pick your ass
You wrote two books that I didn't even read
I use your podcast just to help me sleep
Congratulations on ten million subs
It took you ten years and for Jake it took ten months
You say it gets worse but I have to disagree
There ain't nothin' worse than reviews for your movie

You didn't glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty

You didn't glow up
You look like throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty

I'll go home
No, seriously, I'm moving home
I can't stand the smell anymore
Goodbye, sexual





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  1. Y.... ....

    This is was good and funny...😂

  2. D.... L....

    Damnnnnnn...

  3. B.... F....

    That does NOT sound like Shane omg

  4. J.... S....

    Love this

  5. r.... p....

    Why did this come up in my recommended? 😂

  6. A.... d....

    YOUTUBE:

    2017:nah
    2018:Ya she dosen't need this...
    2019:NAAAHHH
    2020:PERFECT

  7. s.... ....

    this made me sister shook

  8. I.... _....

    bruh this needs to be an actual song😂

  9. S.... ....

    Why am I getting recommended your music vids?!?

  10. l.... ....

    Don't ask me why youtube just now showed these 2 to me but I am laughing XD Thank you for this 2020

  11. K.... ....

    This is low key fiiiiiiire!!!! If he wanted to do something similar but in a serious tone it would be epic. Wasn't ready.

  12. H.... H....

    Funny because they're married

  13. T.... S....

    Wait so who won???

  14. L.... R....

    He’s filming in his garage

  15. l.... ....

    How have i not seen this?

  16. H.... S....

    Ummmmm did you break up with him??

  17. A.... W....

    OKAY SLOW DOWN

  18. m.... h....

    This diss track is gonna be a prank on my bf. 😂

  19. J.... R....

    I cant take it the words

  20. Y.... ....

    And now there Engaged!!... lmao gowd I love this!!!

  21. R.... M....

    i just imagine them sitting on the couch eating pop corn married and laughing at how hard they roasted each other in these and laughing at how much auto tune they had to use in Rylands lmfao its just so great XD

  22. s.... m....

    im here 3 years after

  23. R.... R....

    I love Shane so much, but only lasted 25 seconds *cringe*

  24. l.... ....

    This is giving me nightmares. Everything about this is disturbing

  25. T.... M....

    Damn shane

  26. I.... J....

    Yooo I love this

  27. C.... R....

    we did you leand how to sing

  28. A.... ....

    Such a cool voice

  29. H.... 0....

    When you find this in 2020

  30. F.... ....

    I wont lie this and Rylans songs back to back on youtube was my playlist for like 2-3 weeks straight.

    I confused a lot of passer-bys as I sang these aloud XD It was WORTH IT XD

  31. T.... S....

    Why am i just now seeing this 😂

  32. m.... s....

    Oh my god this made my life

  33. I.... C....

    how am i just now seeing this

  34. K.... S....

    Omg
    This is so
    Good

  35. K.... k....

    Am I the only one laying on my couch without any socks on watching this while just smiling 😂

  36. A.... m....

    this was posted 2 years ago?!?!? I remember watching this when it first came out. what?!?

    A.... m....

    Me too! I was so excited to watch it and it's been like 2 years nearly since i last listened to it wtf....and it STILL LOVE IT

  37. A.... ....

    LOL I legit thought you were logan paul in the thumbnail...

  38. N.... ....

    pack your shit then they move to a new house i

  39. A.... C....

    This song I stuck in my head

  40. U.... M....

    Gay eminem
    Edit:so sorry😭😭😭

  41. R.... S....

    duuude this shit got me subscribe to you... make some more,it is the bomb!! from Russia with love,well..of course i am on top :D

  42. R.... 4....

    Ummm when saw this. Im like i know this is going to be a great gay song

  43. L.... L....

    Why is this better than most songs?

  44. A.... ....

    Bruh I miss Shane’s music

  45. c.... ....

    Im writing THIS on a PS4

  46. D.... C....

    Why do I kinda like it tho?

  47. g.... ....

    shane: “this song goes out to my future ex boyfriend”

    also shane: *proposes*

  48. m.... i....

    The beat though. Dylan doesn't get enough credit, he's a fucking genius lol.

  49. I.... ....

    This video is better than rylands

  50. E.... D....

    I didn’t know he had music videos?!
    ❤️💯

  51. k.... r....

    Am I the only one who got turned on by his fucking voice when he sang this?!

  52. T.... T....

    "To my future ex boyfriend."

    Uhmm. Now they are engaged.

  53. L.... ....

    why have i never seen this

  54. S.... R....

    Omg thats the best video ever Eminem is quaking!!!!

  55. F.... O....

    How the *fuck* is he actually good at singing

  56. G.... L....

    Omg poor Ryland xD

  57. C.... P....

    OMG I DIDNT KNOW THIS EVEN EXISTED.

  58. M.... S....

    Such a cute couple.But, I feel it was a LITTLE harsh.I love both of you guys!

  59. I.... s....

    WHAT IS THISSSS LMAOOOOOO

  60. O.... W....

    Omg never new this was a thing till know so now I’m really sad because this is the first time I’ve seen this

  61. S.... M....

    This is giving me S-deezy vibes 😂

  62. k.... _....

    omg kinda a banger tho….

  63. M.... M....

    Now there engaged 💜 hecking goals

  64. B.... V....

    I love Pennywise and Bill Skarsgard and the song is just amazing

  65. M.... _....

    I actually love this tho

  66. L.... Y....

    I am so late watching this! But I love it! ❤

  67. M.... g....

    I actually love his music hes actually really good at singing 😔

  68. O.... W....

    This gives me chills

  69. b.... c....

    wtf hay i love ryland

  70. T.... ....

    *fiancè to husband diss track*

  71. A.... G....

    There needs to be a sequel.

  72. M.... D....

    I hope he plays this at there wedding

  73. R.... S....

    Im sorry i thought he was attracted to cats

    R.... S....

    I'm sorry, i thought you were an asshole. Oh wait.. you are.

  74. C.... ....

    2020??? Humans

  75. M.... ....

    A boyish face with a girlish body...





    This is literally what my brother said I have earlier lol

  76. R.... ....

    Ngl I prefer Ryland’s😂 sorry Shane, I love you !

  77. d.... _....

    I’ve watched this like 12 times and probably more after this comment

  78. d.... _....

    Who did better?
    Shane or Ryland?
    Shane: like
    Comment:Ryland
    Comment and like: Both


    I think Shane did better kind of

  79. M.... G....

    I love this

  80. S.... B....

    Love this ❤️

  81. A.... B....

    I'm wondering who got roasted more. Shane in Ryland's dis track or Ryland in Shane's dis track.

  82. b.... s....

    lets hope ryland did not see this

    b.... s....

    He was there when it was recorded 😂

  83. l.... R....

    2020
    |
    |
    |
    V

  84. I.... E....

    Started at the bottom and you still a bottom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃

  85. L.... K....

    Umm this has nothing compared to his old songs ogs will now

  86. E.... W....

    Why ain't anyone talking about his hoodie? His hoodie says "trash" btw....lmao

  87. W.... F....

    OHHHHHHH

  88. E.... s....

    I wonder where he filmed this

  89. R.... M....

    Why is this posted on my birthday however from 2 years ago and I didn’t even know it •-•

  90. K.... M....

    OMG the best

  91. J.... B....

    Great ass diss trac bro ignore the first comment I was tired and my I pad glitch I did not mean to send that 😂😂😂😂lol

  92. S.... ....

    SHANE OMG

  93. i.... ....

    why is this a real ''ok boomer'' moment?

  94. W.... G....

    I'm shook lol

  95. W.... 2....

    Shane looks hot