Shane Dawson - Famous Youtuber Lyrics
Hi my name is Shane Dawson.
I'm a famous YouTuber with lots of fans and lots of money and both of those things make me very happy, honest.
If you want to be a famous YouTuber like me just follow these steps.
Here we go...
If you want to be a famous YouTube star, just listen to this.
Go to college for filmmaking.
Take a class on creative writing.
Don't forget your business master degree. (Ha-ha!)
Just kidding!
Cause all you need is to Facetune all your selfies.
(Look like a cartoon)
And act like you're eighteen, even though your really thirty-three.
And make lots of money selling nearly everything because one day, you'll be nothing.
If you want to be a famous YouTube star, exploit your relationships.
(Babe, get over here!)
Make sure all your video thumb nails are you and the girl you're with.
And even if you're fighting everyday pretend like your love life is going great.
Tag all your pics with hashtag relationship goals.
(I think we should break up.)
Okay!...
I'll get a million views on our break-up vid. (Oh, I'm so sad)
I wish I had some kids so I could force them to do challenges.
(EAT IT!)
I want a health crisis so I can vlog the recovery process.
OH NO I'm DYING?!
(Just kidding... only on the inside.)
Oohhh weoooh
Refresh your media page all day and all night.
Oohhh weoooh
You never ever have to go ever outside.
Oohhh weoooh
Oohhh weoooh
It doesn't matter cause everyone that cares about me is behind a screen.
Hi friends.
(Hi, Shane!)
Without you guys I'd be literally nothing.
Ahh! Oh No!
Well, I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later.
Good thing I prepared for this.
Wow! That was close. Ha-Ha!
Make sure that all your Tweets are about all your business meetings.
(I'm actually just going to Chipotle!)
While for your entire day, even when you're out driving.
And last but not least make sure you have a plan 'B' for your life cause soon no one will be watching.
(Nope!)
No one will be watching.
Ha - Ha - Ha! Well there you guys go, hope you enjoyed the tips and make sure to hit that like button.
Cause every like is another day that I don't guzzle down this bleach and cause a slow painful death. Ha - Ha - Ha - Ha! Bye...
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Shane Dawson Famous Youtuber Comments
2:13 right around the hook is where this starts to become.. predictive programming 😂😂😂
Just kidding Shane.. sort of.. I love you ❤️
Edit: I'm only referring to the "never leave the house again" and the "haven't showered in 30 days" parts lmao not the part about the only people he cares about being on the internet 😂
1:22 the thumbnails 😂
why does 2:10 shane look like now shane?
What is this its so bad
Oreooooo
i reckon morgz made this his bible
Shane kind of had a Ron Burgundy outfit lol
This video is so accurate it hurts which is what makes it so great lol
The production quality is amazing too
Shane: cuz soon no one will be watching..
Me: I'll still watch u
IM DYING just kidding only on the inside.... THATSSSSSS ME
this boy look like rumpelstiltskin and sometime sounds like Gideon from gravity falls, in a bad way
2020 anyone
Good thing i planned for this( I died from that) :)
this makes me really sad.
I love this song
I like how shane at 2:08 looks like shane now😂
We stan still
And ur gay not straight
This music vid is sooo wrong
Bro u only have one shirt
Is it just me or is Shane Dawson in this THICC
LOLOLOL IM DED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Soon no one will be watching”......his latest video on his other channel the 17mil views.....”hey what’s up you guys”
bye more like hiiiiiiii
Jeffree stars house lol... Its Shane.... #2020
All Tweets Meeting Day Driving Least Plan B Life Watching Nope Ahahah
You can tell he’s lips singing
*sponsored by oreos*
It’s sad that I know all the lyrics
Oreoooooo rumplestiltskin 🤗
2019?!?
Doing my research
Hold on, let me grab my notebook to take some notes here
I'll get a million views on our break up vid. This video has 4 million views.
I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times
Shane has literally become this parody :/
this will forever be relevant
2:15 ITS LITERALLY SHANE IN 2019 THE ROBE AND EVERYTHING-
He is a gay
bi but ok
It’s cold and raining and reminded me of when this song came out so I wanted to remember the happy vibes that time 😌
This is still so true
The intro always cracks me up 😂
You know im super sad for Shane. Beacuse he can't really enjoy working on YouTube. And hoping he won't actually kill himself if his channel dies. Im really hoping Shane will always have our support. And he is seeing a kind therapist.
Fuck off Shane
I would honestly crush so hard if Shane was my teacher <3
“im actually going to chipotle” me
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] really
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I STILL love this 😂
Shane really should make more music videos
2:00 ME
This is him now.
1:52 me as a parent 😂😂😂😂
2:08 the present shane
Lowkey need that dancer's @
Cringy af
This was like 4 years ago relax
@Katy taylor dosen't make it any less cringy lol
At 2:10 Shane looks a lot like he does currently which is insane
Lyrics were before they’re time, so much
"Im dying.... only on the inside"
Still a mood pass the bleach 😂😂
So true now Shane huh.
2:08 theres the shane we know and love😍
At 2:09 it literally looks like the current Shane like how
Wow now you are like one of the most famous beauty gurus
Best 99p I ever spent on iTunes
I’m NOT joking 😂
2:18 that was shane editing his jeffree star docu
0:54 literally jenna marble shes 33
I love this and you are the best
It's a CONSPIRACY!!!!!!
It's all about the Tik Tok fame now
So crazy watching this now and seeing where he is now! That scene where he's in front of the computer late at night is too familiar! xD
Anyone in 2019 I swear to god
Ily so much Shane ❤️💕
He sounds so much like ned in this lol
I remember my 11 year old self just singing this well doing my chores but now I jam to it three years later 😂
Hi Shane! I hope you will continue to make music (I really don’t care if it is weird or not ) because I actually like your singing voice and it is so good. I hope you even consider doing a cover of a song and I will definitely like it and tell all my friends about your channel. 💓💓💓
is this a cry for help?
Remember when shane was straight?
Shane’s prediction about someone breaking up and getting 1 million or more views aka David Dobrik and Liza Koshy breakup video
Wher tje hell doje get the kid
Anyone watching this 2019
i dont even know how to react to this i ;ove you shane but bleach really dont joke about that please and thank you love you though
Carlos Albarado i think its sorta a reality tho. Shane was really depressed here
FAMOUS 😍😍
I'm so scared but I love it
2019 anyone? No okay if so what did you think of the new video on Eugenia
don't you think he says youtuber kinda weird?? 0:06
omg lol if some one follows therse
Pewdiepie? (On the right dancing)🕺 3:24
Lmao im sorry ❤️😂
mmm yummy dollar store bleach- Since you aren't gonna drink it, may I? Just kidding! <3
Dying Inside
Don't worry Me TOO!!!
How do I know like all the lyrics to this song but never the answer for a school test or homework 😂😂
Omg same.
YouTube 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻
Literally jojo siwa
1
weres Cheto
2nd weres Uno
Why do I keep rewatching this
Hi idol and to all my fellow small YouTuber nice famous YouTuber video.
From Philippines /Arab