Shane Dawson - DOUCHEBAG Lyrics
You're falling for a douchebag! Doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag! Doucheba-ag!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!
He takes longer then you to get ready!
He shaves his legs but swears that he's not gay!
He lotions up other girls at the beach!
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
He'll let you down, let you down down!
(Down, down!)
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Tell you to lose some pounds, lose some pound pounds!
(Pound, pounds!)
He always makes you cry!
So girl don't be surprised!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You hope that he will change!
But he'll just stay the same!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!
Yeah!
He's an excuse for a man,
Who gets his tan from a can!
F-word tatooed on his hand,
'Cause he's so cool.
(Dude, I'm so cool!)
He makes you massage his feet,
His dog sits in the front seat!
His farts are never discrete,
And he'll always be a tool.
I wanna love you,
You know I would do anything for you!
I wanna help you,
But you just keep on letting him hurt you!
He'll hurt you!
He always makes you cry!
So girl don't be surprised!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You hope that he will change!
But he'll just stay the same!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!
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Shane Dawson DOUCHEBAG Comments
it sucks that the behind the scenes is gone
Lol the dancing Chuckie
First
Of 2020
OMG IS THAT KIRK??!?! ?!? 1:22
ok we need shane and lisa hangout 2019 and she needs me ryland and corny needs meet shanes dogs and reconnect with shane who agrees
I didn’t know I needed to see this this badly
Omg...I can’t believe this a where I first got into Shane! And almost 10 years later, I still watch him!
I could just like eat it? LOL 😂 l cannot believe this
who else is here yo see Sawyer's face after knowing the drama
Any one here from 5050
I’m trying really hard to imagine Shane singing this now but I can’t
This took me way back. I was 10 when I first saw this. I'm 18 in college now. How times change. Wowza
im watching this in dec and in 2019 and at 10:00 lol
Little did Lisa know about the pizza......
Holy fuck I just realized his character in this video is named switch which is the same character from the super luv video am I the only one who noticed this holy fuck
i still love the romantic music videos
Crap man this is gooooood
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!
The cake
PETITION FOR SHANE TO MAKE MUSIC AGAIN
i want him to react with this with Ryland and / or Lisa soooo baddd!!
I’m more concerned that I still know all the lyrics to his songs and they just pop back into my head at random points after 8 years. And is no one going to mention Chuck E. Cheese 😂😂
it's almost 2020 & i still know all the lyrics ight
Shane has always been burning dolls lmao
me at 7 literally listening to this song when it came out not fully knowing what a douche bag is but still singing it
Shane and Jeffery should bring back their music times and do a collab. listening to this gives me so much nostalgia
It’s now crazy to think that Shane is selling a makeup range that sold out in seconds and these videos are still so amazing
Tsst tsst tsst dIdnT yoU leaRn anYthIng froM watChiNg frieNds lIsA
His idea of romantic night is Chuck e cheese I'm toast this is funny as heck grateful to party that made this
2019 me still liking old shane :)
Why do I think he was cute ? meh 😂
I watched this when I was six.
Explains a lot.
I miss the old Kanye
Straight from the gold Kanye
Wtf is that straight emo voice I'm so confused
Ok real talk here, why did Shane in 2018-2019 think that his old music was cringe as hell?! Like is it just me or this a fucking *BOP*... like you better agree with me these songs are fucking great. Also Superluv is the best song ever, like I swear to fucking god.
anyone else notice joey graceffa in the backround
Yfm was here before you, this song is gay listen to mister douchebag
Look at him
this is still a fucking bop
Lmao its been so long since ive watched this video🤣
kinda glad shane has changed over the years imagine where many people would be without him where would he be honestly where would me favorite #friendshipgoals be honestly every thing happens for a purpose glad your doing amazing shane love you
ive fallen down a whole in youtube witch i wish i kinda didnt fall through sorry love you shane
This represents 2011 so well.
And I'm in 2019
I actually I think he is really good at making songs😎😎😎😎😎
3:18 I just saw Joey
Sorry for this stupid comment
This fucking song 😂😂😂
8 years later and i still know every word by heart-
i’ll always love this parody
When Shane was friends with all the you tubers
Those color hair clip-ins are killing me 😂😂
WHY IS EMO SHANE SO CUTEVGHVHYD
Why do i think emo guys r cute. I’m weird.
Why is Shane singing in the middle of the stage and no one is noticing him
Can I just ask...who the fuck gets away with kissing like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He look like a joeschmoe model .
I love it
Uh okay
He has always been burning Barbies
why did we all think he was a good singer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
SPOT JOEY GRACEFFA IN THE SONG
i.. go to millbrook high school
i guess it’s a popular school name though i know of 3 millbrook schools
These old videos are so perfect! 👌
joey's hair omg
Who came back to take a trip down memory lane after the new Lisa and Shane vid
Yhea you are still good
I vaguely remember my mom shouting at me in the car for putting this car on the aux cord when I was 10
Im drunk and Shane nostalgic 😅💪🙏💚🙌
I dedicate this song to all the fboys in 2019 who have all broken my heart 💔
Can I go back to being excited to go & be a scene kid / emo kid at middle school while staying up to watch Shane Dawson videos
This is my fav music video
Hes the 1st youtuber i had a crush on i wish he knew how much he helped me to lose weight and feeling better about myself
Thank you so much shane for everything
This is my favourite
i still know every damn word oml
I honestly thought he was gay though I guess he's bi
Damn I'm dumb
That was the same Chuck E. Cheese for the Chuck E. Cheese pizza conspiracy theory video
WE WERE ON A BREAK!!
1:50 song
dbag, more like stud.
“THIS DICK AIN’T GONNA SUCK ITSELF” 😂
Is it only me here in august 2019?
How about November 2019 lol. This is my fav of his music
oh my god i am back at my scene phase
When Shane was lowkey straight 😂
Idk wat I just watched
IM SHOOK 🥴
Idk wat I just watched
IM SHOOK 🥴
Am I the only one who noticed Joey in that background at 4:49
okay but this is a bop.
I love the fact he burins a Maddy-B doll from the looks of it
I forgot this existed I——— omg I love it
Why is shane so attractive there
Hello miss, it appears that you are dropping to the ground for a man known as a “douchebag”.
All I want is for ryland to react to these old videos
I just want Shane to recreate all his music videos but with Ryland! 😱❤️😭