Shane Dawson - DOUCHEBAG Lyrics




You're falling for a douchebag! Doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag! Doucheba-ag!

D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!

D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!

He takes longer then you to get ready!
He shaves his legs but swears that he's not gay!
He lotions up other girls at the beach!
Romantic night to him is Chuck E Cheese!

Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
He'll let you down, let you down down!
(Down, down!)
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Tell you to lose some pounds, lose some pound pounds!
(Pound, pounds!)

He always makes you cry!
So girl don't be surprised!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You hope that he will change!
But he'll just stay the same!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!

Yeah!

He's an excuse for a man,
Who gets his tan from a can!
F-word tatooed on his hand,
'Cause he's so cool.
(Dude, I'm so cool!)
He makes you massage his feet,
His dog sits in the front seat!
His farts are never discrete,
And he'll always be a tool.

I wanna love you,
You know I would do anything for you!
I wanna help you,
But you just keep on letting him hurt you!

He'll hurt you!

He always makes you cry!
So girl don't be surprised!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You hope that he will change!
But he'll just stay the same!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!

D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!





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Shane Dawson DOUCHEBAG Comments
  1. Spyteam09

    it sucks that the behind the scenes is gone

  2. Tom V

    Lol the dancing Chuckie

  3. ShineWhisper Studios

    First





    Of 2020

  4. Eden Butler

    OMG IS THAT KIRK??!?! ?!? 1:22

  5. llama girl01

    ok we need shane and lisa hangout 2019 and she needs me ryland and corny needs meet shanes dogs and reconnect with shane who agrees

  6. A stupid dumb dumb

    I didn’t know I needed to see this this badly

  7. Kaylynn Is Bad at Everything

    Omg...I can’t believe this a where I first got into Shane! And almost 10 years later, I still watch him!

  8. Zoey Wu

    I could just like eat it? LOL 😂 l cannot believe this

  9. Ricardo Iribe

    who else is here yo see Sawyer's face after knowing the drama

  10. Jeremiah Potts

    Any one here from 5050

  11. Autumn Kat

    I’m trying really hard to imagine Shane singing this now but I can’t

  12. Connor Mulkey

    This took me way back. I was 10 when I first saw this. I'm 18 in college now. How times change. Wowza

  13. Kylieee Puckett

    im watching this in dec and in 2019 and at 10:00 lol

  14. Ella Clark

    Little did Lisa know about the pizza......

  15. Justion Artis

    Holy fuck I just realized his character in this video is named switch which is the same character from the super luv video am I the only one who noticed this holy fuck

  16. Itzstillmegachaloaf :3

    i still love the romantic music videos

  17. VEGAN GIRL

    Crap man this is gooooood

  18. Fairy Ninja

    Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!





    The cake

  19. kells

    PETITION FOR SHANE TO MAKE MUSIC AGAIN

  20. fernanda chapa

    i want him to react with this with Ryland and / or Lisa soooo baddd!!

  21. Melanie Tarantino

    I’m more concerned that I still know all the lyrics to his songs and they just pop back into my head at random points after 8 years. And is no one going to mention Chuck E. Cheese 😂😂

  22. Jada Gillihan

    it's almost 2020 & i still know all the lyrics ight

  23. No But I Got Cheez Whiz

    Shane has always been burning dolls lmao

  24. Sierra Thorn

    me at 7 literally listening to this song when it came out not fully knowing what a douche bag is but still singing it

  25. ThatColdpasta

    Shane and Jeffery should bring back their music times and do a collab. listening to this gives me so much nostalgia

  26. R Edwards

    It’s now crazy to think that Shane is selling a makeup range that sold out in seconds and these videos are still so amazing

  27. Just Numb.

    Tsst tsst tsst dIdnT yoU leaRn anYthIng froM watChiNg frieNds lIsA

  28. Francine Arcieri

    His idea of romantic night is Chuck e cheese I'm toast this is funny as heck grateful to party that made this

  29. Roxy Reynolds Reynolds

    2019 me still liking old shane :)

  30. Lil Chan

    Why do I think he was cute ? meh 😂

  31. Reddie is Life

    I watched this when I was six.




    Explains a lot.

  32. Cori Osborne

    I miss the old Kanye
    Straight from the gold Kanye

  33. iloveselenagomez yeah

    Wtf is that straight emo voice I'm so confused

  34. Axel Boi

    Ok real talk here, why did Shane in 2018-2019 think that his old music was cringe as hell?! Like is it just me or this a fucking *BOP*... like you better agree with me these songs are fucking great. Also Superluv is the best song ever, like I swear to fucking god.

  35. gameux esk bulka

    anyone else notice joey graceffa in the backround

  36. Nectrace

    Yfm was here before you, this song is gay listen to mister douchebag

  37. Gabby Parra

    Look at him

  38. Idon'tknow?

    this is still a fucking bop

  39. LJ Pagan

    Lmao its been so long since ive watched this video🤣

  40. Carlos Albarado

    kinda glad shane has changed over the years imagine where many people would be without him where would he be honestly where would me favorite #friendshipgoals be honestly every thing happens for a purpose glad your doing amazing shane love you

  41. Carlos Albarado

    ive fallen down a whole in youtube witch i wish i kinda didnt fall through sorry love you shane

  42. Breeann Best

    This represents 2011 so well.

  43. Jerry Montemayor

    And I'm in 2019

  44. Jerry Montemayor

    I actually I think he is really good at making songs😎😎😎😎😎

  45. Potato Queen

    3:18 I just saw Joey

    Sorry for this stupid comment

  46. PLANETHOLLIEWAD

    This fucking song 😂😂😂

  47. dylan sprouts

    8 years later and i still know every word by heart-

  48. brooke holzhauer

    i’ll always love this parody

  49. Angel TG

    When Shane was friends with all the you tubers

  50. Andrea Wallace

    Those color hair clip-ins are killing me 😂😂

  51. Life is a word that sometimes you cannot say

    WHY IS EMO SHANE SO CUTEVGHVHYD

  52. Life is a word that sometimes you cannot say

    Why do i think emo guys r cute. I’m weird.

  53. Reee the lads For the bois

    Why is Shane singing in the middle of the stage and no one is noticing him

  54. Sohal A

    Can I just ask...who the fuck gets away with kissing like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  55. Vida Hasselburg

    He look like a joeschmoe model .

  56. Claire Scurrah

    I love it

  57. Sub to pikachu pls Pls

    Uh okay

  58. Chun-lin Romero

    He has always been burning Barbies

  59. barely functional

    why did we all think he was a good singer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  60. Happiness fun And even games

    SPOT JOEY GRACEFFA IN THE SONG

  61. gerard way

    i.. go to millbrook high school
    i guess it’s a popular school name though i know of 3 millbrook schools

  62. M5 T

    These old videos are so perfect! 👌

  63. Jacinta Norton

    joey's hair omg

  64. Jay

    Who came back to take a trip down memory lane after the new Lisa and Shane vid

  65. Dany Gomez

    Yhea you are still good

  66. Codie Doherty

    I vaguely remember my mom shouting at me in the car for putting this car on the aux cord when I was 10

  67. THA Trailer Park Polak

    Im drunk and Shane nostalgic 😅💪🙏💚🙌

  68. gummy bear

    I dedicate this song to all the fboys in 2019 who have all broken my heart 💔

  69. gummy bear

    Can I go back to being excited to go & be a scene kid / emo kid at middle school while staying up to watch Shane Dawson videos

  70. kassy kreutzer

    This is my fav music video

  71. kassy kreutzer

    Hes the 1st youtuber i had a crush on i wish he knew how much he helped me to lose weight and feeling better about myself

    Thank you so much shane for everything

  72. Asher

    This is my favourite

  73. liam

    i still know every damn word oml

  74. noneofyodamnbusiness Bitch

    I honestly thought he was gay though I guess he's bi



    Damn I'm dumb

  75. lmao wig

    That was the same Chuck E. Cheese for the Chuck E. Cheese pizza conspiracy theory video

  76. Sunshine Goparian

    WE WERE ON A BREAK!!

  77. StrangerThingsFan 935

    1:50 song

  78. non-pedal human

    dbag, more like stud.

  79. Lonecat 07

    “THIS DICK AIN’T GONNA SUCK ITSELF” 😂

  80. Ja Nei

    Is it only me here in august 2019?

    Nina Moss

    How about November 2019 lol. This is my fav of his music

  81. jojo boi

    oh my god i am back at my scene phase

  82. Millie Dolan

    When Shane was lowkey straight 😂

  83. Graham Atkins

    Idk wat I just watched






    IM SHOOK 🥴

  84. Graham Atkins

    Idk wat I just watched






    IM SHOOK 🥴

  85. Jazzmine Nichols

    Am I the only one who noticed Joey in that background at 4:49

  86. lindsay howlter

    okay but this is a bop.

  87. Stephanie Porter

    I love the fact he burins a Maddy-B doll from the looks of it

  88. Still hurts but lol Gang gang

    I forgot this existed I——— omg I love it

  89. husky magicxx

    Why is shane so attractive there

  90. GeezNutz

    Hello miss, it appears that you are dropping to the ground for a man known as a “douchebag”.

  91. Mellamomoony

    All I want is for ryland to react to these old videos

  92. Lucy Wharton

    I just want Shane to recreate all his music videos but with Ryland! 😱❤️😭