Shane Dawson - DOUCHEBAG Lyrics






You're falling for a douchebag! Doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag! Doucheba-ag!

D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!

D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!

He takes longer then you to get ready!
He shaves his legs but swears that he's not gay!
He lotions up other girls at the beach!
Romantic night to him is Chuck E Cheese!

Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
He'll let you down, let you down down!
(Down, down!)
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Oh woh wo-oh oh oh!
Tell you to lose some pounds, lose some pound pounds!
(Pound, pounds!)

He always makes you cry!
So girl don't be surprised!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You hope that he will change!
But he'll just stay the same!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!

Yeah!

He's an excuse for a man,
Who gets his tan from a can!
F-word tatooed on his hand,
'Cause he's so cool.
(Dude, I'm so cool!)
He makes you massage his feet,
His dog sits in the front seat!
His farts are never discrete,
And he'll always be a tool.

I wanna love you,
You know I would do anything for you!
I wanna help you,
But you just keep on letting him hurt you!

He'll hurt you!

He always makes you cry!
So girl don't be surprised!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You hope that he will change!
But he'll just stay the same!
'Cause you're falling for a douchebag, baby!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!
You're falling for a douchebag, doucheba-ag!

D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! D-de-ba-ba!
D-bag! Douchebag!





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  1. S.... ....

    it sucks that the behind the scenes is gone

  2. T.... V....

    Lol the dancing Chuckie

  3. S.... S....

    First





    Of 2020

  4. E.... B....

    OMG IS THAT KIRK??!?! ?!? 1:22

  5. l.... g....

    ok we need shane and lisa hangout 2019 and she needs me ryland and corny needs meet shanes dogs and reconnect with shane who agrees

  6. A.... s....

    I didn’t know I needed to see this this badly

  7. K.... I....

    Omg...I can’t believe this a where I first got into Shane! And almost 10 years later, I still watch him!

  8. Z.... W....

    I could just like eat it? LOL 😂 l cannot believe this

  9. R.... I....

    who else is here yo see Sawyer's face after knowing the drama

  10. J.... P....

    Any one here from 5050

  11. A.... K....

    I’m trying really hard to imagine Shane singing this now but I can’t

  12. C.... M....

    This took me way back. I was 10 when I first saw this. I'm 18 in college now. How times change. Wowza

  13. K.... P....

    im watching this in dec and in 2019 and at 10:00 lol

  14. E.... C....

    Little did Lisa know about the pizza......

  15. J.... A....

    Holy fuck I just realized his character in this video is named switch which is the same character from the super luv video am I the only one who noticed this holy fuck

  16. I.... :....

    i still love the romantic music videos

  17. V.... G....

    Crap man this is gooooood

  18. F.... N....

    Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!





    The cake

  19. k.... ....

    PETITION FOR SHANE TO MAKE MUSIC AGAIN

  20. f.... c....

    i want him to react with this with Ryland and / or Lisa soooo baddd!!

  21. M.... T....

    I’m more concerned that I still know all the lyrics to his songs and they just pop back into my head at random points after 8 years. And is no one going to mention Chuck E. Cheese 😂😂

  22. J.... G....

    it's almost 2020 & i still know all the lyrics ight

  23. N.... B....

    Shane has always been burning dolls lmao

  24. S.... T....

    me at 7 literally listening to this song when it came out not fully knowing what a douche bag is but still singing it

  25. T.... ....

    Shane and Jeffery should bring back their music times and do a collab. listening to this gives me so much nostalgia

  26. R.... E....

    It’s now crazy to think that Shane is selling a makeup range that sold out in seconds and these videos are still so amazing

  27. J.... N....

    Tsst tsst tsst dIdnT yoU leaRn anYthIng froM watChiNg frieNds lIsA

  28. F.... A....

    His idea of romantic night is Chuck e cheese I'm toast this is funny as heck grateful to party that made this

  29. R.... R....

    2019 me still liking old shane :)

  30. L.... C....

    Why do I think he was cute ? meh 😂

  31. R.... i....

    I watched this when I was six.




    Explains a lot.

  32. C.... O....

    I miss the old Kanye
    Straight from the gold Kanye

  33. i.... y....

    Wtf is that straight emo voice I'm so confused

  34. A.... B....

    Ok real talk here, why did Shane in 2018-2019 think that his old music was cringe as hell?! Like is it just me or this a fucking *BOP*... like you better agree with me these songs are fucking great. Also Superluv is the best song ever, like I swear to fucking god.

  35. g.... e....

    anyone else notice joey graceffa in the backround

  36. N.... ....

    Yfm was here before you, this song is gay listen to mister douchebag

  37. G.... P....

    Look at him

  38. I.... ....

    this is still a fucking bop

  39. L.... P....

    Lmao its been so long since ive watched this video🤣

  40. C.... A....

    kinda glad shane has changed over the years imagine where many people would be without him where would he be honestly where would me favorite #friendshipgoals be honestly every thing happens for a purpose glad your doing amazing shane love you

  41. C.... A....

    ive fallen down a whole in youtube witch i wish i kinda didnt fall through sorry love you shane

  42. B.... B....

    This represents 2011 so well.

  43. J.... M....

    And I'm in 2019

  44. J.... M....

    I actually I think he is really good at making songs😎😎😎😎😎

  45. P.... Q....

    3:18 I just saw Joey

    Sorry for this stupid comment

  46. P.... ....

    This fucking song 😂😂😂

  47. d.... s....

    8 years later and i still know every word by heart-

  48. b.... h....

    i’ll always love this parody

  49. A.... T....

    When Shane was friends with all the you tubers

  50. A.... W....

    Those color hair clip-ins are killing me 😂😂

  51. L.... i....

    WHY IS EMO SHANE SO CUTEVGHVHYD

  52. L.... i....

    Why do i think emo guys r cute. I’m weird.

  53. R.... t....

    Why is Shane singing in the middle of the stage and no one is noticing him

  54. S.... A....

    Can I just ask...who the fuck gets away with kissing like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  55. V.... H....

    He look like a joeschmoe model .

  56. C.... S....

    I love it

  57. S.... t....

    Uh okay

  58. C.... R....

    He has always been burning Barbies

  59. b.... f....

    why did we all think he was a good singer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  60. H.... f....

    SPOT JOEY GRACEFFA IN THE SONG

  61. g.... w....

    i.. go to millbrook high school
    i guess it’s a popular school name though i know of 3 millbrook schools

  62. M.... T....

    These old videos are so perfect! 👌

  63. J.... N....

    joey's hair omg

  64. J.... ....

    Who came back to take a trip down memory lane after the new Lisa and Shane vid

  65. D.... G....

    Yhea you are still good

  66. C.... D....

    I vaguely remember my mom shouting at me in the car for putting this car on the aux cord when I was 10

  67. T.... T....

    Im drunk and Shane nostalgic 😅💪🙏💚🙌

  68. g.... b....

    I dedicate this song to all the fboys in 2019 who have all broken my heart 💔

  69. g.... b....

    Can I go back to being excited to go & be a scene kid / emo kid at middle school while staying up to watch Shane Dawson videos

  70. k.... k....

    This is my fav music video

  71. k.... k....

    Hes the 1st youtuber i had a crush on i wish he knew how much he helped me to lose weight and feeling better about myself

    Thank you so much shane for everything

  72. A.... ....

    This is my favourite

  73. l.... ....

    i still know every damn word oml

  74. n.... B....

    I honestly thought he was gay though I guess he's bi



    Damn I'm dumb

  75. l.... w....

    That was the same Chuck E. Cheese for the Chuck E. Cheese pizza conspiracy theory video

  76. S.... G....

    WE WERE ON A BREAK!!

  77. S.... 9....

    1:50 song

  78. n.... h....

    dbag, more like stud.

  79. L.... 0....

    “THIS DICK AIN’T GONNA SUCK ITSELF” 😂

  80. J.... N....

    Is it only me here in august 2019?

    J.... N....

    How about November 2019 lol. This is my fav of his music

  81. j.... b....

    oh my god i am back at my scene phase

  82. M.... D....

    When Shane was lowkey straight 😂

  83. G.... A....

    Idk wat I just watched






    IM SHOOK 🥴

  84. G.... A....

    Idk wat I just watched






    IM SHOOK 🥴

  85. J.... N....

    Am I the only one who noticed Joey in that background at 4:49

  86. l.... h....

    okay but this is a bop.

  87. S.... P....

    I love the fact he burins a Maddy-B doll from the looks of it

  88. S.... h....

    I forgot this existed I——— omg I love it

  89. h.... m....

    Why is shane so attractive there

  90. G.... ....

    Hello miss, it appears that you are dropping to the ground for a man known as a “douchebag”.

  91. M.... ....

    All I want is for ryland to react to these old videos

  92. L.... W....

    I just want Shane to recreate all his music videos but with Ryland! 😱❤️😭