Shane Dawson - Blank Space Parody Lyrics
My girlfriend got into my car
Told me to listen to her new CD
"What the fuck are you smokin'?
Do I look fourteen?"
I'm totally hashtag team taytay
Com'on just give it a play!"
Later on I dropped her off
She forgot her new Taylor CD
So I decided to put it on
"What's the worst that could happen?
Oh my God, what a sick beat,
Her voice sounds so soft and sweet
All these lyrics are relating to me!
So I'm listen while I'm lifting
She gives me energy
And I listen in the shower
When I'm making love to me
I listen when I'm hurtin'
Her ballads are everything
It's like I'm never lonely
Like she's my best friend
She's always tweetin'
Inspirational quotes
And then I read them
At the time I need them most
I think about her when I'm
Having sex with my girlfriend
"Because she is my soul mate"
"What?"
I gotta make a plan.
First I have to get rid of
My current girlfriend
I have to make it look like
It was an accident like:
"Hey Lisa, get in here quick
Your dog is barfing,
I think it's sick
Oh no, there is so much blood!"
Now I don't have a girlfriend
"Hey Taylor here I come
I got your address
Thanks to Google maps.com
I've got your favorite flowers
A tattoo of your name
I hope you feel the same baby
Cause I'm on my way
Oh, you look so cute up in your bedroom
Oh, I can't wait to be up there with you soon
"Hey sir, who are you? Can I help you?"
"Sure, smell these flowers, don't you think they smell good?!"
Now I'm walking through the front door
I think I smell her scent
Now checking the nick nacks
We both like titanic
And then I hear a loud scream
I turn around and see
It's my beautiful Taylor
"Taylor it's me!"
Then she runs away screaming
"L.O.L. she's so funny"
She locked herself in the bathroom
"I guess we're playing hide and seek"
"Oh silly Taylor baby
I can hear you breath
Hey remember your hit song?
You belong with me!"
Then she runs to the bedroom
"She's playing hard to get
I get distracted by the closet
She looks so pretty in red
"Hey taytay can you wear this,
The first time we make love?
Just give me a kiss baby
You'll feel the same"
[Dialogue]
I guess I was all wrong
Maybe we're not soul mates
I misread the situation
I have another destiny
I'm not supposed be with her
I'm supposed to be her
But I can't be her
So I'll just wear her face!
Other Lyrics by Artist
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- Shane Dawson - Paris: Your Phone Is Ringing
- Shane Dawson - S-Deezy 'n' Friends Phone Rap
- Shane Dawson - Stay With Me
- Shane Dawson - SUPERLUV!
- Shane Dawson - Taylor Swift Revenge Rap
- Shane Dawson - The Vacation Song
- Shane Dawson - This Christmas Life
- Shane Dawson - Wanna Make Love To You
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Shane Dawson Blank Space Parody Comments
Oh boy the memories from this😔😔😔
I love it
Am I the only one concerned that Shane plays a great PSYCHOPATH??
I saw this before it got age restricted
I Love this parody! ♥️♥️♥️♥️
That's sad Shane your the DEVIL
I love this song and I think your cute
This is so true to shane
Okay Shane would have been a much better Ted Bundy than Zac Efron 😂
i remember watching this when i was younger and i seen the noose and started crying bruh cuz i love shane so much
agerestricted?
I'll say it again, but YouTube is a little sensitive about criticism. Gay.
The dangers of gaydom.
Anyone else watching in 2020?!
ok.. but why is psychopath/killer shane a million times hotter tho? LOL
No that that body by there real but your name you choose
*shane:* do i look like im 14?
*me:* umm yea cause you shaved...
He was still straight here I can’t believe it
Ngl this was the most demented yet catchy song I’ve ever heard
I can see why Taylor would be freaked out
What the fuck
Idk why this is age restricted
I KNOW WHY NOW.
I'LL ALWAYS LOVE THIS SONG
I half no words for this 😨😳
2:00 She went for realism, honey!
Oh fuck no this shit on a whole different type of timing
Still so good years later. Shane really needs to be a psycho in a movie. Kinda miss the parodies.
i wonder what shane was going through when he thought of this.
SHANES F CRPPYYYYYYYYYYY SHANE ON DEUGS
I just want a remake of American Psycho with Shane. ❤
You can't call yourself a Shane Dawson fan if you don't love these old videos 💕😂
Soooo were u straight here?
Callie LuvYT no he was and he’s still bi lmao, that was his actual girlfriend lisa.
love it
I love it
I see why Taylor removed this video honestly.
I’m watching this while in a taco bell drive thru
We went from This to a whole damn makeup line. Hot damn.
Ok that was kinda disturbing ngl
Honestly, Shane was genuinely chilling here.
I looked at the year stamp and nearly had a heart attack.
"It has to look like an accident"
*Makes her literally unrecognizable*
"I could listen to this til my life ends" 😂😂😂😂😂
Fuckᕙ (° ~ ° ~)ᕙ (° ~ ° ~)ᕙ (° ~ ° help I'm 8 years help me
it’s been 5 years wtf
This is good
“ we both like Titanic” 😂
Well then
Amazing 🤣🤣
Mom, Shane keeps scaring me!😭😭😭
I think this was the skinniest he ever was not hating or anything he just looks really good
Fu*king genius #shanedawson fu*k anyone that banned it. 100% sure they secretly liked it
NEW MOVIE
The Crazy YouTuber Serial Killer
#1 Box Office Hit
Starring
•Shane Dawson as the sociopath Killer•
Shane is Dexter!
Why is it age-restricted
This video is very inappropriate and kinda creepy.
Pauses at 3:44
I with now diagnose you as a serial stocker or better obsessive love disorder
2019 listening still better than taytay i want see shane in a horror movie
Seeing this for the first time and I LOVE IT!!! I’m so glad shane kept it up. Yes it is very violent but it’s OBVIOUSLY FAKE!!! I mean come on ppl what is a parody??? Exactly this. Freaking love it (better then blank space itself)
Idk if it’s just me or Shane looks Fione here 👀👀😍😅
Wayne go car Fuck Smoking girlfriend Come address Name Love door
sometimes i miss this motherfucking maniac
how the hell did i miss this. ITS FUCKING GOLD
OMG THE THING THAT MADE ME LAUGH THE MOST IS WHEN SHE SAID "NNNOOO" and the part when he puts on her face LMAO HE WAS ALL LIKE "HHHHUUUU"
Can’t believe this was 5 years ago
Still love this song!! ☺
its weird because my name is actually taylor and my nickname is taytay xD
This is seriously my favorite parody he's ever done hahaha
Shane, taylor swift, and dexter made a musical-baby...
I don’t like when you killed my mom now when I call the cop you will never do it agin I will call. Y dad to beat you up stupid rat frog
I still love this.
it’s been 4 years and i still love this so much
Honestly you would be a good serial killer in a movie.... 😂😏
Omg Shane 😂
omfgg... SHANE.. THIS IS SOOOOO DAAARKKKKKKKKK
Now if someone will post this they cannel will be shutdown asap xD
Hahahaha😂😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆
Ok I kinda see why this got banned now that I'm older
who remembers when this was banned?
Noooooooooo!!!!!!
The thing when he was showering.... is dat even fucking real?
I remember when this first came out! Seriously saw a whole personality from Shane I never seen before!
Back when he was skinny and did not weight 600 lbs and look like a beached whale
This is a few years after ge was 400 lbs
such a throwback ... oh my
The head smashing was too real loool
Favorite part 0:00 to 5:19
Who's still watching in 2019?
i honestly wonder why i had a crush on shane
Omg this is Fucking insane. 😂 how come i never saw this.
Btw in a fucked up, creepy kind of way this is really cool
It's a classic horror song 😂
Ya know what...now that I’m not a middle schooler in love with Shane I can kinda see why this was banned. 😂😂
It wasn't banned, Taylor's team claimed it if I remember right. I remember on a random podcast Shane discussing his legal team and hers were going back and forth.
If it was banned, well...it wouldn't be here.
i think this is horrible
this is annoying
RIP Shisa... Shyland Forever... 🤷🏼♀️❤️
Make her death accidental.
Continues to smash her head with a dumbell
Its a weird cool disturbing video but when you actually think about it, some fans actually act/feel this way. Hella Creepy.
Watched this right after I bought the Conspiracy palette... this shits the real conspiracy
Well,it's so weird