Shane Dawson - 82 (Spoof Of 22 By Taylor Swift) Lyrics

I'm sick of those pretty boys
Checkin' their mirrors
Waxin' their ball hairs
(Uh-ah, uh-oh)

I'm sick of those rocker boys
They're always cheatin'
With girls who are younger
(Uh-ah, uh-oh)

A guy who won't talk shit about me on Twitter
Cause he don't know what the fuck that is
Oh, yeah!
I'm lookin' for a guy who has some experience tonight

I'm sick of young dudes
I wanna guy who's 82
He can put up with me
Cause he served in World War 2

He thinks I can sing
Cause he's got real bad hearing
He's a little racist
So I gotta hide my black friends from him

He's 82, oooh
He's 82, oooh oooh oooh

Chill out with his old friends
Shitting in our Depends
Takin' medications
(Uh-ah, uh-oh)

After this we gonna have a big lemon party, tonight
Uh oh

I'm sick of young dudes
I wanna guy who's 82
He has so many age spots
I thought they were tattoos

His family can't hate me
Cause they're all R I P
When we have sex he screams
"Bitch who's your Granddaddy?"

Cause he's 82, oooh
82, oooh oooh oooh


[Aunt Hilda:] There's that bitch that stole our husbands
[Taylor and Larry:] [gasp]
[Aunt Hilda:] Let's kill her!
[Old ladies:] Yeah!

We'll get beat up by women who are 82
Holy shit there's blood everywhere
That Asian one knows kung-fu

It feels like one of those nights
We got our ass kicked
It feels like one of those nights
I lost my vision

It feels like one of those nights
Internal bleeding
My legs lost feeling
I'm sick of fighting

[Aunt Hilda:] Oh, why? You too scared to die, bitch?
[Taylor:] Larry is an adult. Let's let him decide who he wants to be with.
[Aunt Hilda:] Ugh, fine! Who do you want to be with, Larry?
[Larry] I-I-I. I ch-ch-ch-chchoose... [dies]
[Aunt Hilda:] [gasp]
[Taylor:] Oh my God!
[Aunt Hilda:] Taylor! Did you not give him his 8 o'clock heart pill?
[Taylor:] 8 o'clock heart pill? Ugh, that sounds like so much responsibility.
[Aunt Hilda:] Ugh, it really is.
[Taylor:] Hashtag, no, thank you.
[Aunt Hilda:] Hashtag, I agree girlfriend.
[Taylor:] Hashtag, you're kinda cute.
[Aunt Hilda:] Hashtag, I'm not a monkey, but I'll swing that way
[Taylor:] Hashtag, I don't really know what you mean about the monkey thing, but hashtag, I'm in.
[Aunt Hilda:] [excited gasp]

Sick of guys like him,
Let's just be lesbian
Enough of this silly fighting,
Let's get to scissoring

Screw all these stupid guys,
Let's have a good time
Screw all these stupid guys,
Let's go out tonight

Screw all these stupid guys,
I'll give girls a try
Let's have a good time
Let's have a good time!

[Taylor and Aunt Hilda] [Sloppy make out noises]

[Taylor:] Ah! I forgot to tell you, I have herpes.
[Aunt Hilda:] Hey! So do I!

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Shane Dawson 82 (Spoof Of 22 By Taylor Swift) Comments
  1. isis the serpent Queen

    0:12 didn't that look like Sam golbach from Sam and colby

  2. Regina Getter

    Omg this was the beginning of the podcast 😭 how has so much time passed already?

  3. Regina Getter

    This is probably the best video spoof in internet history.

  4. Regina Getter

    Aunt Hilda is the biggest LEGEND of all time.

  5. Regina Getter

    Ensures lmaoooo

  6. Regina Getter

    Omg the little girl giving the finger 😂

  7. Destani Pegues

    Who’s watching this in 2020!!

  8. Zackery Gregana

    I love when aunt hilda entered the room loved this when i was 9

  9. Jonathan Henkel

    This would never be made in 2020

  10. Sabrina Jordan

    The girl actually looks like Taylor around 0:25

  11. Kyle Diamandis

    lana del rey be like

  12. Kyle Diamandis

    am i supposed to feel guilty for liking this more than the original?


    We love old Shane
    The new Shane is grate to but I was raised by this.

    You can guess I am not very ummm uhhh good at being normal.

  14. Genevieve Pinkerton

    2020 anyone

  15. Winter Bear

    This must have been so creepy to record and the little girl that flipped us off wow


    1:45 *Thats creepy af*

  17. Anime Grul


  18. Only_Yours_8064

    My favorite part is that Taylor is the only one who wanted to be kissing old men. Like all these girls looked terrified and grossed out while she’s like hell ya!!

  19. Linda Dolezan


  20. Lilja Sigurðardóttir

    And Shane’s not straight after this video, how?


    Lilja Sigurðardóttir whats I’m thinkin

  21. MyNamesLeanne

    2019 anyone?😂

  22. boi if u don't

    ok boomer just got a new meaning

  23. LØW _WÎFĪ

    I love how Shane cast himself as a lesbian 82 year old lady.

  24. CreepyClown 420

    Gay and stupid I hate it

  25. Youjin park 안녕하세요

    This is how I found out about what a lemon party was 😭😭

  26. Cam Updates

    There’s the bitch who stole are husbands

  27. Sweetie e

    Omg, this is hilarious. No wonder why I always feel like there is nothing fun and exciting going on anymore, Shane stopped making these spoofs!

  28. Insanity Lemon

    Half of the men in this are probably dead :(

  29. yousuf murtaza

    Every lyric in this parody made me say omg

  30. Arron ODonnell

    what the fuck is this vide o

  31. the doom

    Tha old wome somebody teacher in kung-fu

  32. Samantha Tibbitts

    I still fucking love this parody. I love Shane now but I loved this shit back in the day

  33. growtopia growtopia

    Where the hell did they get the lil girl

  34. growtopia growtopia

    The fucking lil girl flipped us off

  35. Jose Cortes

    The worst video i ever saw

  36. Donovan Angers

    shane killed it barts was funny but shanes is better

  37. DoE DoOdLEs

    😳 Did that toddler just stick up the middle finger 😂

  38. LPS Firepaw 676

    👌👌👌dis vid is gud

  39. I hope everyone In this video is still alive

  40. Candy Cane


  41. HarryPotter4Lyfe

    The girl who played Taylor kinda looks like Pheobe from FRIENDS in that wig.

  42. Stela Savic

    That kiss looks like Camila’s and Shawn’s cringy uncomfortable kiss

  43. Brendah Styles

    Who's your grand-daddy? 😉

  44. M C

    why am i getting these recommended lmao... wtf

  45. Kate Gacha

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Me when my mom says clean up: 0:22

  46. Sarah J

    I miss these so much omfg the memories

  47. Jayleen Marquez


  48. Sarah Dilli

    I meant to say that it toook me 20 minutes to figure out where he was this is gold

  49. Sarah Dilli

    I love this you are the best youtuber ever it is midnight so it took me 20 minutes to realize what just happened

  50. headbut 17

    0:17 holy fuck😂

  51. LGBTea Spilled

    Never used to know what scissoring was when I was 7. I really shouldn't have been watching this when I was 7-9.

  52. A Random Cat

    Yesh, dump the 82 year old after he died and get his 82 year old wife
    That must've hurt XDDDD

  53. Jade McGregor

    I'm in love with this song

  54. R M

    She went from young guys to old men to a 65 year old Jewish woman with herpes.

  55. Nekkirama

    i swear this video was my lesbian awakening

  56. Kaykayxzelda

    Taylor is probably anoyed with 82 this video makes everyone think Taylor likes boys that are 22! but did Taylor write 22 to hide that loves the number 13? someone make a 13 parody! wait! Is she obsess with the number 13?!?!?

  57. puppet boi cosplays

    internel bleeding huh dosent sound so bad sinse my kind i blled FUCKING GALLONS EVRY FUCKING MONTH

  58. Han

    Lana Del Rey?

  59. Ashli Caldwell

    It's now 2019 and I still love this as much as I did when it came out!

  60. Raven R

    i literally watched this when i was 9

  61. Rootebega Buttcheexs

    No offense but this sucks 🤮

    tato TV

    Sucks in a good way...😁

    unknown unknown

    really? I laughed my ass off the first time I watched this😂😂

  62. syd

    *"bitch who's your granddaddy"*

  63. Charlotte

    um what am i watching at 5 am

  64. Jiya Anand

    The kids scene at the end was so disturbing i can’t even think what they felt like


    Wtf did u jus watch?????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  66. Poké Sweets


  67. Negative Nancy

    OK wain she said lady that are 8 2 did she mean 82 or 80 too

  68. Luna_ Kitty_36

    At the beginning of this song I was so freaking confused who would want a guy who's 82 I mean if you want a guy who's 82 is going to die fast sound like if not to get your hopes up and being with them then your husband my advice is going to die if you got a man that has 82

  69. Enrico Estrellado

    Talk about an accurate Taylor portrait.. haha I'm kidding... OR AM I?!

  70. Helena Dills

    I feel bad for the old guys ..........
    And the girls

  71. Christmaz _bae

    I feel hella bad for the old guys because they look cute with their lil mustache so cute!❤️💙 But I'm feel bad mostly because he has to deal with all this crazy shit!!!!😂😂😂😂

  72. Chase lindsey

    I cant believe this was 6 years ago already.

  73. RapGod AgustD

    No one :
    My cat when I try to give him love and attention: 3:45

  74. Grace R

    I’m 9 I don’t think I’m supposed to be here

    abonneer op onze nieuwe kanalen

    Grace Hi yeah plz leave and comeback later lol😂

  75. Uglyboi 2.O

    Did you realize she says world war 2 and he put up 5 fingers 0:49

  76. Woozy Rocketman

    I don't care about Twitter, as I don't know what the fxxxxxx that is.

  77. Suzy4life


  78. Rainbow minecraft


  79. Hannah Asmr And Mukbangs

    "Oh why ur to scared to die bitch" quote of the year😂😂😂😂😂😂

  80. Tabby Bloom

    This video was the only time Shane ever got to touch a girl with her permission
    jk love you

  81. Person Nugget

    I love the part where Shane came in😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐓😂🐓🐓😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  82. alicasso

    Omg Shane yaaaaaayayayay

  83. Karissa Griffith

    I keep forgetting that Shane is all the characters

  84. Teresa Langley

    Technically she is a Lesbian if she kisses Aunt Hilda (Shane) Cause Shane's A Girl!

  85. Catherine Elliott

    Love it so funny and so cool

  86. Unniuwu

    “He’s a little racist so I gotta hide my black friends”


  87. Amy-Louise Pullen

    It’s mad to think how much he’s changed

  88. Madison Gurney

    0:21 That little girl putting up her middle finger 😂

  89. Sheepy The Talking Sheepy 101

    The girl who has to be taylor swift reminds me of Miley Cyrus

  90. Strawberry Fields

    What is life ?