Sedaka, Neil - Adventures Of A Boy Child Wonder Lyrics

Well I made me an airplane
Intendin' to fly.
My close friends warned me that it was useless to try,
They said, it's so heavy
It'll never get off the ground,
Believe it you'll wind up in pieces
When you finally come down.
Well I just tipped my hat and I flew all around the world,
Just me and my airplane.

Well I made me a submarine
And I went for a sail.
My close friends warned me that I was doomed to fail.
They said, it's so heavy
It's gonna sink right on down,
Believe it you'll wind up in pieces
If ya don't come around.
Well I just gave them a wink and I sailed all around the world,
Just me and my submarine.

Then I found me a woman
Just as fine as can be.
My close friends warned me she was bad company.
They whispered, it's so heavy
It'll never get off the ground,
Believe it they'll wind up in pieces
When it finally cools down.
Well we just gave them a smile and we took of around the world,
Just me and my woman.

And that's the adventures of a boy child wonder.