Secret Band - Upgrades Lyrics






I come up in your nice life vibe so wasted
I know you hate this
I'm not a retard
I'm fuckin' smart

I can be a homie show you how to blow magical darts

Uhhhhh blaow
Uhh shaow

Sank in sediment flanked my hips
So long metal shield the upgrade rips
I guess he really fucked the whole cast and split
All the people I like, hate me too dude

No use
Been a douche
Long time
Who?
That one guy
Hes gonna do a goof

And be in for a bad time you foo
I knew you were better than that
That's why they gave you a plate full of ass crack
I've been grinnin'
Brain still spinnin'
Telling me I'm not trapped but I'm on yack brah now that's sad

Ahhhh what a waste

I come up in your nice life vibe so wasted
I know you hate this
Impatient
Flagrant
Make me a bracelet
No expectations
Just dont make it tasteless

Ohhh guhhh black black black

Ooh I let the toggle flip
I'm doing independent augments to build my bitch
The perfect sitch

Yeah I let the toggle flip
I'm doing independent augments to build your dick
The perfect fit

Okay okay okay okay
If your making it fake its probably lame
Okay okay okay okay
Answer the door

I'm going in with my blinders on
I'm staring at your parents in a stylish thong
It won't be long
I dyed my blonde
She ate my dinner and I'm fucking stoned

No use
Been a douche
Long time
Who?
That one guy
Hes gonna do a goof

I got the proof that he sharped his tooths
His hands is fatter and don't need shoes
I meant gloves
But you get the juice

I meant gist
Do the twist





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  1. M.... r....

    This album is the perfect amount of existentialism and a phenomenal neo reactionary take on modern society. I fucking love Jon mess we all feel like you not all of us have the guts to scream it to the world.

  2. K.... S....

    Bless This Mess

  3. m.... ....

    Secret Band is like a focused version of DGD that takes itself seriously. Much better in my opinion. I'm not even into most music with screamed vox.

  4. D.... E....

    I need more of this

  5. A.... ....

    Secret Band sounds like a more fun version of The Chariot, and I'm all about it

    A.... ....

    Have you heard of dance Gavin dance?

    A.... ....

    @Dirty Rat if he's heard of the chariot, then chances are he knows one of the most popular bands in the genre

  6. G.... V....

    Dgd nerds Mess jfc

  7. N.... U....

    0:39 me after eating taco tuesday lunch special

  8. e.... ....

    is this what drugs feel like

  9. H.... ....

    Jon Mess is the human equivalent of the Tasmanian Devil.

  10. S.... R....

    Bless this mess

  11. A.... F....

    What the fuck is this and why do I like it

  12. K.... P....

    That white guy gonna do a GOOF

  13. D.... R....

    I sense a lot of pent up anger being released. Very soothing 😌

  14. c.... l....

    GOD DAMN I'VE BEEN DRINKIN GREEN TEA ALL GOD DAMN DAY

  15. L.... ....

    Aweeehahahw im fucking cumming this dissonance at 2:46

  16. D.... J....

    Glassjaw-core

  17. R.... M....

    these lyrics may not make sense to some ppl but theyre pretty creative and witty if im being honest

    R.... M....

    I need a helping hand. What is happening

  18. E.... ....

    @0:39 _Tyler1 autism attack will now commence_

  19. J.... ....

    My God, these lyrics are shite! Never change Rise, never change.

    J.... ....

    JiftySwaySwee When you never heard of Jon Mess

  20. m.... ....

    Instrumental for this coming soon???

  21. c.... l....

    she ate my dinner and im fucking stoned

  22. P.... T....

    I showed my dad this song to my dad and he said he sounds in pain.

    P.... T....

    Redundant sentence

  23. S.... ....

    Misheard Lyrics:
    [Verse 1] I could have been a nice love life so wasted
    But you hate this
    I not a racer, I fuckin smite
    I can be a homie I'll show how to blow magical dirts




    [chorus 1] sank in sediment flank my hips
    so long metal shield the grumpy refs
    I guess he really find out cast display
    Alabama looklike hate me today


    [verse 2] out of use but it's been a long time oh
    Then wankers got it to the roof, and be in for a bad time no fill
    I feel your were better than me that's why they gave you a pray for the massacre
    every driddy, brace you smitty
    tellin me a nut but not trippin on the sand
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUHHHEEEEUHEEUH BATARANGS


    [Verse 3] I could have been a nice love life so wasted
    Why do you hate this?
    The Patient,flagrant make me a bracelet
    no expectations, don't make me tasteless
    BLEGH BLEGH BLEGH


    [Chorus 2] Who would let the tunnel flip?
    I'm do anything at all just to build my bitch
    the perfect sense
    Who would let the tunnel flip?
    I'm doing anything at all just to build your dick
    the perfect fit



    [Verse 4] ok ok ok ok your making it late, extremely late
    ok ok ok ok answer to the guard
    we're going in with the blinders on
    I'm staring at your parents in a stylish thong
    it won't be long,I tied my blond she ate my dinner and I'm fucking sick
    [Back to Chorus 2]
    [Back to Chorus 1]

    No use but it's been a long time oh
    Then Wakeman's turned into a goat
    I got the proof that he short his juice
    The chance is better,I don't need shoes
    I make lust but you get the juice
    I do exist,do the twist

  24. S.... ....

    I did a misheard lyrics on Black Dolphin. I'm probably about to do one for this song.

    S.... ....

    Acension when it comes to Jon mess the ‘misheard’ lyrics are most likely the actual lyrics lol or they at least could be believable

  25. H.... ....

    Imagine more stuff like this & The Rattler on the next DGD album! (Nothing against Tillian!)

  26. O.... R....

    That track is fucking amazing! But I have a problem with lyrics. I live in non-English speaking country so its very hard for me to understand it properly. Is it just an abstract absurdistic images or its all actualy narrate something? Would be great if someone explain. Thanks.

    O.... R....

    The vocalist mostly makes jokes or says stuff that’s so absurd it’s funny. He also will choose lyrics just because they are fun to scream. He has not confirmed or denied that the lyrics have any meaning beyond “sounding cool, and being funny”. Hope this helps

    O.... R....

    ​@Moon Script Now I think i get it. Thank you for response!

    O.... R....

    Moon Script some of the lyrics don’t mean anything but sometimes he uses absurd metaphors that do still have meaning at their core. That’s just his style

    O.... R....

    Daniel Johnstone This man gets it. 🤘

  27. R.... B....

    They’re on Rise now???? Man, I need to catch up! I thought they were still with Blue Swan.

    Much love, guys!

  28. A.... B....

    Will Swan is the master commander

  29. 0.... ....

    Jon went fucking insane

  30. I.... ....

    Yeah.. I do *DRUGS*

    I.... ....

    Hahahahahaa

  31. T.... ....

    1:20 HOLY FUCK

  32. H.... A....

    Oh my fucking god yes.

  33. S.... ....

    Who else was waiting for the box to hit the corner?

    S.... ....

    For wayyyy too long

  34. E.... C....

    alright reminds me of heavyheavylowlow im in

    E.... C....

    Don't forget duck duck goose?

    E.... C....

    I'm just gonna leave this here








    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yhQ-nJh_oQ&list=PLz9NjHqRfg2WwG0DAWVPwcr3QpgAl3453&index=168

  35. R.... ....

    Jon Mess's opening screams: "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaoooowww BrroooooooooorraaaawolwolowlololllowWAH"

  36. T.... G....

    This is the kind of music I need in my life without realizing how desperate I am for it.

  37. R.... R....

    Secret band is just DGD without Tilian

    R.... R....

    @clark can't they're certainly heavier than dgd

    R.... R....

    And without Tim Feerick

    R.... R....

    I disagree. Member wise yes but the feel secret band puts off is very different than dgd

    R.... R....

    Yeahhhh righttt🤣😂😂

    R.... R....

    And yet they make it sound completely different. Have you heard Tim's other band Wolf & Bear? They are great too

  38. T.... S....

    This is pretty AWESOME!!

  39. W.... ....

    All I'm hearing is the man land by btbam

  40. F.... ....

    i fucking love jon mess

  41. A.... T....

    rip cyx i love you <3

    A.... T....

    What about him? Are you talking about that 1.6 player that passed away years ago? Wtf

    A.... T....

    @Nikita Ember ye bro

    A.... T....

    @Alex Tudoran why though

  42. C.... J....

    DO THE TWIST!!

  43. B.... G....

    i can't be the only one who's reminded of the chariot at their best when listening to this song

    B.... G....

    Definitely

    B.... G....

    Any song you could recommend for that comparison? Never heard of them.

    B.... G....

    @David Pottinger just listen to the opening song 'Forget' off their last album, listen to that entire One Wing album as a matter of fact. their previous record called Long Live was a lot more harsh and somewhat darker, but you'll get it too, it's a classic as well. check out 'The Earth' as an example

  44. t.... ....

    Jon is such a beast!! This is a freaking masterpiece. Glad to see they are understanding what the fans want!

  45. J.... J....

    getting Chariot vibes

    J.... J....

    Joseph Joestar and bit of glassjaw

  46. L.... M....

    intense

  47. T.... S....

    Secret Band fucking UPGRADES alright

  48. J.... N....

    wait wtf this was realeased the day of the show i saw dgd at in chicago. what the heck

  49. G.... M....

    HOLY MESS

  50. c.... s....

    HERE WE GO!!!

  51. D.... ....

    uHhHhH bLaOw
    UhU




    ShAoW

  52. W.... S....

    Fucking awesome

  53. M.... ....

    i luv this fkin banger but all i can do is wait for that fucking box to hit the corner

  54. E.... ....

    Damn last time I heard was with this song https://youtu.be/G8iVHL9sujU
    Been a good while

  55. J.... B....

    This is fucking NASTY. Killed it.

  56. C.... a....

    Each next verse feels like tilian is going to start singing but then never does

    C.... a....

    Thank fuckin god, this is what DGD should be

    C.... a....

    Thank god

    C.... a....

    Mar shall I love Tilian adds contrast

    C.... a....

    Welcome to secret band

    C.... a....

    Cal vin Bro DGD Have always had a clean vocalist. Tf you mean this is what they SHOULD be

  57. A.... ....

    0:08 when your pizza rolls are done

    A.... ....

    Nahh 2:55 for that! Haha

  58. v.... s....

    To be honest I clicked only because I found that artwork fascinating but man, I'm so glad I did.

    v.... s....

    Welcome

    v.... s....

    Same lmao

    v.... s....

    I think it’s the vocalist, Jon mess’s original art

  59. D.... M....

    swancore

  60. P.... 2....

    This is exactly what we want

    P.... 2....

    After years of that shit singer in DGD this is a breath of fresh air

    P.... 2....

    Cal vin Shit singer? Bro Tillian is a fantastic singer

  61. C.... n....

    Jon, you fucking animal! I hope we see this seeping into new DGD stuff as well.

  62. R.... ....

    Dance Gavin Dance’s secret band

  63. L.... ....

    This is absolutely amazing.

  64. C.... K....

    This might be the best song I’ve ever heard

  65. D.... D....

    Save some pussy for the rest of us guys

  66. Z.... C....

    @ Jonny Craig

    Z.... C....

    Jonny is tbe best tbh

    Z.... C....

    Jonny is a scumbag but at least he doesn't sound like garbage unlike current DGD

    Z.... C....

    @Cal vin I think Kurt fits like a glove with them. Such a shame

    Z.... C....

    @Neet Yeet just not my style, band has changed a lot since their whatever I say is royal ocean days and every album sounds a little more mainstream and lame in my opinion

    Z.... C....

    @Cal vin I definitely agree with that. Ever since Tillian joined it always felt like something was missing.

  67. S.... S....

    0:09 when u step on a lego brick

    S.... S....

    More than accurate

    S.... S....

    mines more like 0:17

  68. a.... ....

    His poor throat...

    a.... ....

    He's been doing this for over a decade bro. His voice is fine. He knows what he's doing. He is king.

    a.... ....

    @Breadtilian since 2013? No way dude. Waaaaaay before then lol have you ever listened to dance gavin dance's whatever I say is royal ocean album? It came out in like 2004 or something like that.

    a.... ....

    Jeff Bell he didn’t sound like this until Acceptance Speech is what I was saying

    a.... ....

    @Breadtilian oh yeah that's true. I see what you're saying now.

    a.... ....

    @Jeff Bell I like your prof pic! I have that album art tattooed on my arm!

  69. T.... K....

    9th comment

  70. S.... N....

    Mess is a fucking deity

  71. x.... ....

    I just got back from seeing Periphery & DGD at the House of blues in Chicago, and come to find out that this came out! HOLY SHIT. What a surprise!!

  72. J.... ....

    Jon FUCKING Mess

  73. X.... F....

    i love that the second stanza is just not able to be transcribed... this is godly!

  74. l.... ....

    Rwar!!!!!

  75. s.... c....

    All song this album super perfect !!!!!

  76. H.... h....

    Lol gg secret band

  77. S.... G....

    Jon voice is so relaxing 😌

    S.... G....

    Fr it is

    S.... G....

    Puts me to sleep

    S.... G....

    I was gonna like your comment but we should leave it as it is

    S.... G....

    He's the only one that can say gibberish and make it so poetic.

  78. M.... B....

    Lets fucking go

  79. P.... H....

    mother of GOD

    P.... H....

    Parker Holmes

    Father of DGD

  80. P.... H....

    Secret band with the surprise album drop... makes sense

    P.... H....

    yeah on 4/20 vibes

  81. W.... ....

    Finally!!