Sandler, Adam - UFC Ears Lyrics




Thank you.

Whoa, what the fuck is that? What is that? Oh, shit, you scared me with that one. Give me a second. Wait, okay. Okay, here we go. This one's fun.

He's a very strong lad
But he hasn't been laid in years
Because the strong and handsome lad
Has a terrible case of UFC ears
UFC ears, UFC ears
Cauliflower wrestling, UFC ears
UFC ears, UFC ears
Swollen and disfigured UFC ears
He can beat you in the Octagon [laughter]
Afterwards drink 30 beers
But that doesn't change The horrible fact
He also has a case of UFC ears
UFC ears, UFC ears
Tiny little holes in his UFC ears
UFC ears, UFC ears
Can't stop looking at those UFC ears
Heavyweight boxers get the broken nose
Ballet dancers Have those fucked up toes
MLB pitchers all have crazy beards
But I can't believe these guys Can fucking hear
With those UFC ears
UFC ears
Puffy and disturbing UFC ears
UFC ears, that's right, UFC ears
Cries himself to sleep He's got UFC ears
Now, after the show tonight
I'll be shaking With cheeks wet with tears
Because he's going to find me And beat my fucking head in
Screaming, "Welcome to the club Of UFC ears" [cheers and applause]
Ears
Ears
Ears
Ears

Yeah. Oh my. That's some smokey shit. This is not from us. There is a fucking fire. Let's get the fuck out of here. Quick. No, I'm just joking. Don't... don't bail on me. - Is that going into your mouth? - [laughter] That's... Yeah, that's... [laughs] That's what she said. Yes. Very good. - [laughter] - That was fun. Really good. I liked that.





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  1. [LLJ] Joegrizzly

    Hes laughin lol

  2. mr.melons

    Welcome to the club of ufc ears

  3. Vidal jacques

    c'est fun et plein de creativité ,

  4. GreenMachineYTE

    0:26 I thought that was tom Holland

  5. Cipher-Tu Productions

    tragic epic

  6. Elmer MCcracken

    318 people have puffy and disturbing UFC ears.

  7. LPS Kyleigh

    UFC EARS

    Random Joe

    HE CAN BEAT YOU IN THE OCTAGON

  8. charles woodward

    Adam for President.he has my vote....great show i laughed so hard, you know the rest.ewww...

  9. ICD

    When I heard this shit I fuckin lost it

  10. Dave Bobish

    I’m fucking crying this is so funny 😂

  11. GM Gates

    This was such a good show, all around. I didn’t think it was possible to laugh and cry for a comedy show. Somehow, he managed to pull it off. He set the bar high with this one. This was flat out amazing.

  12. Marija Dunsmore

    “Afterwards drink 30 beers” I die every time 😂

  13. Sonic Dave

    Is this a parody of Peter Dinklage My Friend from a galaxy far far away? Or are they both parodying another song?

  14. Jason

    How many kids of the 90s used to get high asf and listening to this guys CD's while hot boxing your car???

  15. Saturn Bolt

    It's official, Adam Sandler is funny again

  16. Michelle Marsh

    Love this!

  17. RebVSTheWorld

    This is hilarious

  18. Brown Gamer Man

    This shit fucking killed me

  19. akgp1975

    Saw the Sandman in SLC. Even better live!

  20. Alex Billquist

    I knew this sounded familiar
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfl-foaJtTU

  21. nahonice

    one of my favorite stand up show ever Adam! i watched this 3 times in a week i just dont get tired of it. your songs are genious, who cares if people dont get irony and absurd humour i love youuuu keep on being this awesome!!

  22. Dave Smith

    Im a ufc fan so this song is funny but the netflx special was sad to see.

  23. Emmanuel Karabetis

    Finally got around to watching this special. I have to say... Watching Adam Sandler have fun on stage is extremely enjoyable. Great material. “UFC Ears” has my eyes watering.

  24. Turk

    this is funny

  25. PhD Physique

    Not gonna lie that backwards slide shuffle at 0:56 ain't easy to pull off

  26. bob jim

    Is the piano guy Peter from Deadpool 2?

  27. Dwin

    hate adam sandler since anger management......but this song is amazing

  28. Anthony Mourer

    Glasses where can I get some

  29. KISA xoxo

    Thr funniest part is adam is laughing himself halfway while he is singing...

    Adam at his best!

  30. Coll 44

    This killed me! I have 3 older brother who grew up wrestling and I can’t even! Hahaha 😂

  31. Death Painful

    " ufc ears, Adam Sandler definitely loves getting pounded in the rear,
    Rip open his ass and throw down a beer,, so will wrestle till we give each other ufc loads"

    Shane

    Least funny thing I've ever read.

    Tyrel J.

    How is it gay and retarded ?

  32. DANNY DAKOTA

    Welcome to the club of UFC ears 👂

  33. JohnnyPants63

    I think this song is about Brendan Shaub. Hell if you close your eyes he sounds exactly like bryan callen at the very start

  34. Kalia's Box

    This whole show is hilarious and GREAT!!!!! I THINK THE ONES THAT DON'T LIKE IT HAS UFC BRAINS

  35. RUDAAAY G

    I have cauliflower ear🤷🏽‍♂️ and I’m proud of it

    Hobnob Head

    But you haven't been laid in years, you cry yourself to sleep, because you have those ufc ears 🎶 ufc ears 🎶 ufc ears 🎶

  36. Kylie Pollert

    Reminds me of a cross between Bobby "Boris" Pickett ("Monster Mash") and Devo

  37. Brian Anthony

    Just watched this OMG so freaking hilarious!! 😂

  38. Achievement Junkies

    Still one of the best

    Please do another Netflix special!!!!

  39. Toby Ali

    I needed to watch something whilst a lil medicated. Sandy wexler was rubbish and i was starting to believe that Adam Sandler was gone..no more classics like Waterboy, Happy Gilmore or even Grown ups. Then i saw this and though hey why not im high as F might as well watch this as you know Mary J can make masters of the universe seem like goodfellas. But boy was i suprised the songs were funny as hell..Sandman your still a legend 😎

  40. Nictorious NZ

    This style is very much flight of the conchords.

  41. Ts 1toughact2follow

    #LEGENDARY lmmfao

  42. Insomniac Boxing

    Don't understand the hate. This special was the best thing he's done in a long time. Didn't expect much but I dug it. And this song's catchy as hell.

  43. sunnibird

    This is supposed to be funny? This sounds like something made up by a 4th grader. No disrespect to kids in 4th grade intended :)

  44. DeputyCartman100

    My best friend, who religiously watches UFC and has a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, was howling with laughter like a hyena on angel dust at this. I wonder why... :)

  45. TripleTapHK

    Damn this dude isn't funny at all. No such thing as UFC ears anyways. XD

    Joseph West

    TripleTapHK you’re absolutely right, cauliflower ears are a conspiracy. I’m with ya!

  46. Crowbar. 27

    Fuckin great standup Adam thx

  47. alex arias

    THIS WHOLE STAND UP SHOW IS HILARIOUS!!!!! Seriously, you gotta watch it 😂

  48. Bassem Nagui

    well regardless of all opinions i watch lot of standups but never ever have i rewatched a special on short intervals as i did with this sandman's latest i laugh out loud every freakin time . its hilarious and the word fresh is neat choice as i said it never bore me to rewatch it

  49. screwball the odd

    This man should make albums haha

  50. Beartallica86

    UFC Ears
    UFC Ears
    UFC Ears

  51. TVW Chain

    What song is this. It is a parody of another but I can't figure it out. Fuck off to all those people who hate on him he is funny to enough people to be famous.

  52. trigger happy

    sounds like space pants!

    TVW Chain

    Space pants and this are both based on an original song but I can't put my finger on it

  53. Brock Schroeder

    Is this based of another song it seems very familiar

    E63 S

    Same.... I've paused the special to look for the song, but I have no idea what it is. I know it was in some older movie that I probably watched a lot though.

  54. FenderBender42

    So so funny....I was crying

  55. Chad N

    Funniest shit I have ever seen. Just finished watching the Netflix show. Song stuck in my head so I had to hear it again. Still cant stop laughing!!!

  56. Brodie-tzu

    Is this just him singing the whole time?

    TVW Chain

    It's a style of comedy. Look up bo Burnham

  57. Naveen Richard

    I can’t decide which one of the songs from his special is my favourite. But this is up there for sure.

  58. Vankruze

    The face you have when a comedian fails to make you laugh.

  59. Jason Lagud

    UFC EARS is the greatest song of 2018.

  60. ZebulunThe Impaler

    Looks like an impractical jokers punishment challenge

    TVW Chain

    Your birth was an impractical Jokers punishment challenge nazi

    ZebulunThe Impaler

    TVW Chain lol wtf

  61. Kevin Cunningham

    Reminds me of space pants

  62. Normal Everyday Regular Dude N.E.R.D.

    If you dont find Sandler funny you're either too young, dont fully grasp comedy as a whole or, both.

  63. Khanphomet

    Cauliflower wrestler 😂😂😂

  64. Khanphomet

    😭😭😭😂😂😂 omg too funny

  65. Ouroboros Studios

    Not funny, just stupid.

    Jason Lagud

    Especially when you f#@ked up cauliflower wrestler UFC ears. Tiny little holes in your UFC EARS.

  66. Michael Kelligan

    Adam Sandler had it all in Hollywood,but then we all got tired of him. And now hes desperately trying to jumpstart a dead career! Just get back into the casket sir! You died a long time ago.

    Jason Lagud

    But we can still see your horrible UFC EARS.

    TVW Chain

    He's a legend always will be you Nazi trash

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  68. heighlander 0

    Adam Sandler: 100% trash

    TVW Chain

    Ha like you're shit looking ass would know any better

    Joseph West

    Lonely Gamer Br gay

  69. Because ICan

    You fucking idiots are pathetic morons. 6 million people who should be sterilized.

    Jason Lagud

    Because they all have UFC EARS, horrible disfigured UFC EARS?

    Evan Floss

    Only 100,000 people watched this so why sterilize 5,900,000 others?

  70. Allen

    I dont get it

    Jason Lagud

    I can't understand why you wouldn't with those UFC EARS, maybe you should go drink 30 beers.

    TVW Chain

    Comedy. This is it. Accept it or fuck off

  71. 8D MUSIC

    Ola quando irão laçar a 3 temporada de lucifer é a 8 temporada de the walking dead

  72. Dillon Thompson

    It's hard to understand how anyone could find this funny in any way.

    TVW Chain

    We do because we know comedy unlock you, you comedy nazi

  73. Bruce Torrez

    Adam Sandler get the fuck off my YouTube and Netflix ...

    Jason Lagud

    All because he made fun of your horrible wrestling cauliflower UFC EARS.

  74. Whitney Corena

    PUT ME IN ONE OF YOUR MOVIES!!!!!!

  75. Sarfaraz Hussein Merchant

    Adam Sandler is utterly cynical with no joy for what he does just look at Pixel. Netflix is prioritising the quantity of shit they throw at us over quality.

    Aug

    Did you even watch the entire thing?

    Jason Lagud

    No way sir nothing whistles past those UFC EARS

    TVW Chain

    You. You have UFC ears don't you. You are using comments against him to hide your ears. But we all know you can't. You fugly boiiiii

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  79. Foxtrot

    please stop trying to be funny its just not only sad go retire and live the lap of luxury buddy please just fucking stop

    Jason Lagud

    2018 is the year the year of UFC EARS.

  80. 홍찬승

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  81. Starchy

    I didn't even laugh

    Jason Lagud

    It's hard to believe that you couldn't hear with those giant UFC EARS.

  82. Filex Zap

    My Chanel is filex tyago

  83. Filex Zap

    Netflix I auditioned for stranger things this video is called my audition for the 3rd and 4th season for stranger things please ser it. Thanks you

  84. Black and Red Sword

    We all know a guy!

    Jason Lagud

    With UFC EARS

  85. rugr82day

    I had to pause it that's a type of song that sticks in your head.

  86. Matt Murph

    Hey plz add teen titans go! To the movies

  87. Elmer MCcracken

    Looks like 300 people have UFC ears, UFC ears.

  88. Chad Michael

    Adam don't ever think your not 💯 fresh cause for 30 years you've been the greatest.

  89. beezle bubblebut

    Netflix bill bur will save ur comedy genre do it make it happen

    jamstrat

    Snipeshot1202 1 He has two Netflix specials.

  90. beezle bubblebut

    Netflix Im disappointed with ur comedy specials

    TVW Chain

    I'm disappointed in your narcissistic ass.

  91. emma D̷i̷e̸d̴

    #DONTWATCHTHIS

    TVW Chain

    #ThisGuyIsANaziKillHim

  92. Jeronimo Tamayo Lopera

    DEATH TO EVERY FUCKING DO-GOODER.

  93. Jeronimo Tamayo Lopera

    FUCK YOU BUFFOON.

  94. Baby Lej

    I really think you should all give this a try. It was actually really funny and heartwarming and I do not regret watching it at all.

    John’s Reactions

    Baby Lej The heartwarming stuff was fake, he was pretending just like he does in his movies, It’s to make people think that he’s not just an immature goof ball

  95. merickful

    I expect better production quality here Netflix. Like balancing vocal audio and music audio to similar levels.

  96. Fart Smucker

    why all the dislikes, wtf?

    TyM Bomb

    UFC ears