Sandler, Adam - The Peeper Lyrics
[singers:] The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin' through his head? woah!
[Leaves rusteling]
[Peeper:] Climin' the tree. slowly. quietly. lookin' for next branch. found it. got it. windo high. great view. settelin' in. keepin' it quiet. hidden. heart pounding through chest. waiting. lookin' around. nervous. lights on, jackpot, here she is. oh my. no pants. classey. not to tight. walkin around the room. no idea Im here. lovin' it. Rubbin her feet. tough day. relaxin'. hops off bed, goin twards bathroom. shuttin' the door. alone again... waiting. lookin' around. board. pullin' out nippel clips. Painful! ow... but these are a bit.
[door opening]
Bathroom door opens. lovin' it. oooh my.... hairs in a pony tale. she picks up the tv clicker. click
[tv makes noises]
sittin' back. watchin. watchin' her watch. lovin it.
[giggling]
[dog panting]
theres a dog. not good.
[sniffing]
he can smell me. should've shoured.
[barking]
barkin. wont leave. oh no, here she comes. stayin motionless. fuckin' dogs loosin it.
[window open]
[girl:] Bud! you be quiet and go home like a good boy.
[dog stops barking and walks off]
[Peeper:] dosnt see me. she's gorgous. Im grotesque.
[knock]
[Peeper:] knock at front door! she goes to answer!
[door opens]
[Peeper:] Its him.... chizzeled features.. they kiss. Im fuming. also hard. hatin' myself. sniffin fingers.
[woman:] ohhh...
[Peeper:] she moans! ohhhh! I moan. He looks up. busted. should not have moaned...
[footsteps]
[Peeper:] he walks toword windo. muscular
[man:] this guy. gotta be fuckin kiddin me
[Peeper:] full of rage. looking right at me.
[man:] theres a guy in the tree out here.
[Peeper:] full of shame.
[woman:] are you serious?
[Peeper:] completely worthless. hard as a rock.
[man:] I see you shit head! well the cops are comin you sick fuck! and if you even think of runnin away Ill bash your fuckin' skull with a lead pipe!
[Peeper:] stayin still. motionless. pretending to be a squirrel.
[squirrel noises]
[dialing]
[Peeper:] not working. shes calling. dreams shattered
[talking]
[Peeper:] ultimate humiliation.
[squirt]
[Peeper:] ejaculating.
[man:] AWWW!!! YOU GROSS PIG! YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT YA KNOW THAT!
[Peeper:] yes I do... cant help myself.
[car pulling up and door opening]
[cop:] L.A.P.D. get down from the tree buddy.
[squirrel noises]
[Peeper:] trying the squirrel thing again. looking for a nut.
[cop:] I said get down from there!
[Peeper:] down I go...
[Slam, slam, slam, slam]
[Peeper:] Oh!
[woman:] I hope they put you im for a long time! you need some serious help you ass hole!
[Peeper walking away:] I know I do... Its an addiction
[cop:] lets go big guy, c'mon
[Peeper:] wifes going to kill me.
[cop:] dont be doing this shit mr... nippel clips.
[Peeper slamming into cp car seat]
[Peeper:] handcuffed... cant sniff fingers...
[door slams and engine warms up]
[Peeper:] please piss on me...
[cop:] yea, this is officer Tyler, everythings under controle.
[Peeper:] PLEASE piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that would be great.
[singers:] The peeper, belly eaper, hes goin off to jail! WOAH!
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Sandler, Adam The Peeper Comments
Pretending to be a squirrel... looking for a nut.... my favorite back in the day
Don't forget the condoms
Pls piss on me
Adam Sandler wtf?! What did I just watch?!
Years back when I saw this, I use to think the dude was talking to himself while perving through the window but turns out he was just thinking. Would be funnier if he was talking to himself in my opinion.
am i the only one who thinks this is fucking creepy??
This Classic skit from back in the day still remains hilarious as shit!
Pretty much the opening scene in Little Nicky.
yep, this came out first though. Eight Crazy Nights started as a sketch on this CD too.
do it with a computer your just one of gazillion @$$&[=$
"DOWN I GO!!" lol!!
UGHHH! YOU GROSS PIG!.. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW THAT?! Lol
HAHAHAHA! That's like my favorite part, right there. The fact that he jizzes his pants at the thought of "ultimate humiliation" is undeniably hilarious!
This takes me back to high school. lol. I was 16, and yesterday I turned 29.
+TheNewEmphinix +1 for dem feels bro! I can relate.
The audio is older than that, I had this CD back in 1999. I never knew anyone made a video for this
@4:32, I would have ran away anyway. If he beat me up with the pipe, the cops would have arrested him for battery.
your the only dude in this whole thread that relates to a fucking sex predator
Not really mad, just pretending.. :-P
Lol Y U mad tho?
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"Hard as a rock..." LMFAO
hahahaha lolz!
"Ejaculating..."
WTF?... LOL!
L M F A O "fuckin dogs losin it" L M F A O
Fucking Dawgs Lost It...
At last! A good quality rewindable version of this video. Thanks a bunch, dude!