Sandler, Adam - The Mayor Of Pussytown Lyrics
Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussies
ya'll ain't seen shit yet
eh yo man let em know
Oh yeah, guess who's back
don't care about cheddar or the paper chase
i'm a fuckin grown man with zits on my face
a straight up chicken shit
a pansy ass punk
If i'm if i'm guarding your ass it's an automatic slam dunk
while thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses
I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses
Can't afford no rims my
my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it
I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes
I roll solo i ain't got no clue
i said please don't hit me more than a cow says moo
afraid of heights i'm a-scared in the dark
i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park
denied by the bloods, turned down by the crypts
my fuckin auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 plastic hips
when i step to the club feel free to stare me down
because I just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown
May-or-of-pus-sy-town
When bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv
slumped out on the couch so no one can see
unless I hear somebody knockin on my door
then you'll see me crawlin cross the mother fuckin floor
i've been a fuckin coward every day of my life,
that's why I pretend I don't know everyone's banging my wife
i won't sit on the porch, i don't want no trouble
i'm more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubble
when the shit goes down i make a break so fast
look like a mother fuckin rocket goin past
searchin for the sneakiest place to hide
straight into the ladies room, ain't got no pride
slippin slidin, runnin hidin
you know damn well it's a scooter i'm ridin
oh no here we go, out come the glocks
i take off so fast i pop out my socks
you gonna fuck with me, i'll cry then run
i called the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gun
He clams up he shuts down
His pants he almost shits
He'll even look the other way if you grab his grandma's tits
well I had a little poodle but neighbor's stoled her
i'd shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shoulder
i can't pop no gun and i can't fist fight
hell i'm afraid to take out the fuckin garbage at night
I use the steps in the pool cause i'm terrified to dive
don't fuck with my floaties they's whats keepin me alive, bitch
never drank remy never delt crack
one time I smoked weed i had a panic attack
if you're looking for my dick in the mens locker room
just bring your binoculars with a fuckin super zoom
naw i'm just playin i don't fuckin change in there
the one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nair
but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt
i did what i do best, i broke the fuck out
i ain't lookin at you i ain't tryin to front
it's aight with me you called my jimmy a cunt
freakin sneakin crawlin creepin
when the gangs are bangin i'm in the basement sleepin
i'm straight from the streets seen trouble in every side
when the shit hits the fan i throw on a fuckin disguise
fake nose fake wig fake beard
it all worked pretty good
sometimes I just use a map and a funny accent
and pretend I got lost in the hood mother fucker
now all you coward mother fuckers out there
walkin round with your head hangin low
just cause you ate one dick
just know
my man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high school
case closed
May-or-of-pus-sy-town
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Sandler, Adam The Mayor Of Pussytown Comments
154 Mayors of pussy town
147 people who cant tell this is adam.
I use to have this on my MP3 player in 6th grade that my friend gave me lol
i have to say as a female this pure gold and tupac and biggie is proud of adam sandler
2019 anyone
This is actually really good
this is actually a sick rap tune lol and it's funny.
Adam has some fucking bars 💯💯😈
2004 adam sandler is better then 2019 rappers
Butiful
I can’t tell the difference between this and other rap.
He can spit
Jussie Smollet anthem...
I miss classic Adam sander. I miss when he did raunchy shit
😂😂😂😂 why haven't I heard this
Adam doesn't hit the mark every time, but here he really has.
Suddenly my new favorite rapper... sorry Eminem ......
Oh shit
Why does this go hard😂
Miiiii, also rap? Fantastic! Great
Don't fuck with my floaties they's whats keepin me alive, bitch!
This shit better than that new rap bullshit
U r the Best!
The beat goes hard
this is the only rap song i'll give a like to
Cant believe this is adam sandler
This is funny as fuck😂😂
why the fuck was this posted on september 11th?
The lyrics are so good to like damn every bar flows so we'll
This is a fucking banger especially for being made back then
Damn Adam has bars this shit 🔥
wtf 😂 this is dope
he's bad ass haha
Tupac is proud.