Sandler, Adam - The Mayor Of Pussytown Lyrics






Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussies
ya'll ain't seen shit yet
eh yo man let em know

Oh yeah, guess who's back
it's the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsack
don't care about cheddar or the paper chase
i'm a fuckin grown man with zits on my face
a straight up chicken shit
a pansy ass punk
If i'm if i'm guarding your ass it's an automatic slam dunk
while thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses
I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses
Can't afford no rims my
my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it
I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes
back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times
I roll solo i ain't got no clue
i said please don't hit me more than a cow says moo
afraid of heights i'm a-scared in the dark
i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park
denied by the bloods, turned down by the crypts
my fuckin auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 plastic hips
when i step to the club feel free to stare me down
because I just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown

May-or-of-pus-sy-town

When bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv
slumped out on the couch so no one can see
unless I hear somebody knockin on my door
then you'll see me crawlin cross the mother fuckin floor
i've been a fuckin coward every day of my life,
that's why I pretend I don't know everyone's banging my wife
i won't sit on the porch, i don't want no trouble
i'm more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubble
when the shit goes down i make a break so fast
look like a mother fuckin rocket goin past
searchin for the sneakiest place to hide
straight into the ladies room, ain't got no pride
slippin slidin, runnin hidin
you know damn well it's a scooter i'm ridin
oh no here we go, out come the glocks
i take off so fast i pop out my socks
you gonna fuck with me, i'll cry then run
i called the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gun

He clams up he shuts down
His pants he almost shits
He'll even look the other way if you grab his grandma's tits

well I had a little poodle but neighbor's stoled her
i'd shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shoulder
i can't pop no gun and i can't fist fight
hell i'm afraid to take out the fuckin garbage at night
I use the steps in the pool cause i'm terrified to dive
don't fuck with my floaties they's whats keepin me alive, bitch
never drank remy never delt crack
one time I smoked weed i had a panic attack
if you're looking for my dick in the mens locker room
just bring your binoculars with a fuckin super zoom
naw i'm just playin i don't fuckin change in there
the one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nair
but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt
i did what i do best, i broke the fuck out
i ain't lookin at you i ain't tryin to front
it's aight with me you called my jimmy a cunt

freakin sneakin crawlin creepin
when the gangs are bangin i'm in the basement sleepin
i'm straight from the streets seen trouble in every side
when the shit hits the fan i throw on a fuckin disguise

fake nose fake wig fake beard
it all worked pretty good
sometimes I just use a map and a funny accent
and pretend I got lost in the hood mother fucker

now all you coward mother fuckers out there
walkin round with your head hangin low
just cause you ate one dick
just know
my man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high school
case closed

May-or-of-pus-sy-town





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  1. J.... A....

    154 Mayors of pussy town

  2. J.... L....

    147 people who cant tell this is adam.

  3. Z.... H....

    I use to have this on my MP3 player in 6th grade that my friend gave me lol

  4. B.... H....

    i have to say as a female this pure gold and tupac and biggie is proud of adam sandler

  5. D.... E....

    2019 anyone

  6. B.... W....

    This is actually really good

  7. R.... G....

    this is actually a sick rap tune lol and it's funny.

  8. b.... 1....

    Adam has some fucking bars 💯💯😈

  9. s.... &....

    2004 adam sandler is better then 2019 rappers

  10. L.... o....

    Butiful

  11. m.... ....

    I can’t tell the difference between this and other rap.

  12. O.... A....

    He can spit

  13. W.... W....

    Jussie Smollet anthem...

  14. s.... B....

    I miss classic Adam sander. I miss when he did raunchy shit

  15. M.... p....

    😂😂😂😂 why haven't I heard this

  16. B.... B....

    Adam doesn't hit the mark every time, but here he really has.

  17. J.... P....

    Suddenly my new favorite rapper... sorry Eminem ......

  18. R.... M....

    Oh shit

  19. t.... ....

    Why does this go hard😂

  20. C.... R....

    Miiiii, also rap? Fantastic! Great

  21. T.... T....

    Don't fuck with my floaties they's whats keepin me alive, bitch!

  22. e.... ....

    This shit better than that new rap bullshit

  23. S.... U....

    U r the Best!

  24. T.... 4....

    The beat goes hard

  25. M.... L....

    this is the only rap song i'll give a like to

  26. g.... d....

    Cant believe this is adam sandler

  27. H.... C....

    This is funny as fuck😂😂

  28. C.... ....

    why the fuck was this posted on september 11th?

  29. b.... 1....

    The lyrics are so good to like damn every bar flows so we'll

  30. b.... 1....

    This is a fucking banger especially for being made back then

  31. b.... 1....

    Damn Adam has bars this shit 🔥

  32. J.... H....

    wtf 😂 this is dope

  33. B.... b....

    he's bad ass haha

  34. k.... ....

    Tupac is proud.