Sandler, Adam - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Lyrics
[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."
[Girl:] "You wanted to ask me something?"
[Excited Southerner:] "Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that you're --
you'the -- we've known each other for so long now,
and-uh, it's about time that the two of us --
we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don't want to die alone, I --
tell you that much -- hoo --
getting ahead of myself --
got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I'm trying to get across
to you right now, hoo, I mean,
whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,
you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there,
there, I'm, I'm, the-, I'm, I'm -- hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the --
you don't have to do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo,
someday you're going to love me, and that -- that's fi--
til death do us part I,
we'll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset --
no prenuptial agree --"
[Girl:] "Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you?
Because I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment."
[Excited Southerner:] "Coooooo."
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Sandler, Adam The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Comments
When I heard Adam Sandler’s “Chanukah Song” I went out and bought the CD because I genuinely enjoyed it. Imagine my disappointment when I heard the various “Excited Southerner” songs.
I found them (there are a few on the CD) to be racist and in very poor taste. And Adam Sandler never caught ANY grief in the media or the news for such awful stuff. So I guess it’s okay to trash people from the South if you’re urban and Jewish. Look at what happened to Paula Dean, whose only mistake was being honest and naive.
As a Southerner who lives out here in “Yankee Land” I am constantly reminded of the prejudices that non-Southerners have about those of us who had no choice about where we were born or grew up. Somehow I had expected better of Californians.
When my brother lived in San Francisco, he stopped telling people where he was from, he experienced such RAMPANT (and often abusive) prejudice.
I hope that some day Adam can offer an apology to people from the South for this awful drivel. He probably owes Black people an apology too.
Nice copy and paste. Get over it
Here, Sandler is mocking a Southern black man. So unless you're black, why would you be offended?
Shut up, ya ignorant southern racist. XD