Sandler, Adam - The Chanukah Song Lyrics




"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear
any Chanukah songs.
Here we go..."

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah





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Sandler, Adam The Chanukah Song Comments
  1. fuck a jew Kid

    Instead of 1 day of Hanukkah we should have 8 day of broken glass

  2. Wild Men

    Remember: THIS is what the Maccabees fought for

  3. Poorman Verypoor

    im gonna cum

  4. R N C

    Am I the only one who thinks of the office every time I watch this?😂😂😂

  5. Jan Bianucci

    Atta boy Adam! Kool Jewish song. And I'm a Christian who celebrates Christmas.

  6. Anonymous Person

    I'm a lifelong Van Halen fan and yet I had no idea David Lee Roth was Jewish until I heard this song.

  7. David Polansky

    I wrote this for a different reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hBPknDgEbI&list=RD1hBPknDgEbI&start_radio=1

  8. Russ

    Norm blown away after watching Sandler lay down one of his most legendary moments on SNL

  9. Kathleen Chambers

    Love how childish he sounds in this song. He is sooo cool!!! Love Adam Sandler...

  10. CDawg

    1:50 yYYyyYyyyOoOoOoOooouuuUUuuU

    cringe!!!

  11. CDawg

    Who here is a Christian?
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  12. YoshiToshi101

    'Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish, but my Mom thinks he is!'

  13. Orel Cohen

    חנוכה וזב

  14. Optomod

    there it is folks...Hollywood is run by...

  15. 5Days

    Bruh...cringe

  16. jon garner

    My rock station on radio played this on Christmas haha

  17. Marci Lockley

    This just makes me think of the FRIENDS but better than Phoebe could ever do 😂😂

    Marci Lockley

    It’s the same tune she uses in most of her songs 😂😂

  18. KuarentaKilla Killa Arkives

    Uncut Gems

  19. Timeija Bell

    i love me some adam sandler

  20. Suri Garcia

    Adam saddler is really annoying

  21. jimmy uncle hulk

    Pretty hot I went the other night to jones beach christmas of lights and the radio station u tune ur car to was playing this Haha great tune.

  22. Sharon Holderfield

    Oj is defnatiky not a jew

  23. Sharon Holderfield

    Best song ever

  24. Sydney Bence

    Im jewish and parts 1 - 4 are listened to every year by my whole family

  25. kristina niemeyer

    WAY FUN!!! Thanks

  26. Justine S. Harrison

    7th night 2019!

  27. Ben S

    Only good song for Hanukkah plz Drake make a Hanukkah song you are Jewish we need a big hit for Hanukkah

  28. Fernando Herrera

    Put on your yamaka, here comes Hanukkah Smelly cat Smelly cat, it’s not your fault...

  29. Denise Newman

    Ok Simpson being not a Jew after he made me think he was made me laugh so hard😂😂😂😂

    Denise Newman

    Oj simpson

  30. indyracingnut

    This song has actually become a classic to the point NEIL DIAMOND actually did a cover of it....and it ROCKS!! Happy Hanukkah and Chag Sameach, yall!!

  31. Bonnie Kohlbeck

    at 2:35 I think his voice sounded great

  32. David Evans

    Sandler is an American gift of humor. Everything he does is funny.

  33. Lime Army

    I love this and I'm Christian! Oj Simpson xd

  34. Donut Yum yum

    I'm not even Jewish but I still love this song XD

  35. CaOs Mango

    "OJ Simpson, not a jew." 😂

  36. spookypunky

    Fucking hilarious

  37. William Sands

    i love this song, and i'm a methodist

  38. James James

    Racist bigot.

  39. Derek Felix

    It never gets old.; j

  40. Nehemiah

    חג שמח מישראל!
    Y'all have a happy Hannukah and Christmas

    Jacob Zucker

    Jim חג שמח

  41. Mystery Aid

    Bro this came out in 2013 but it’s blowing up now

  42. Mystery Aid

    I love this dude. I don’t care what anyone says.

  43. Cheyenne Cora

    This is soooooo ICONIC ❤️❤️❤️

  44. Ava Thibault

    This was playing on the radio and I had to find where it came from. I’m far from disappointed.

  45. Francis McLaughlin

    In the origonal he ended with and smoke your marijuanica. Sucks he changed it up

  46. Doyle Hargraves

    Back when SNL was the highlight of the week

  47. mis2148

    I think we need a Gen X version of this!

  48. Dan L

    It's really nice that SNL let stroke victims sing.

  49. דרור אטלי

    1:09 Now we also got Gal gadot, Scarlet Johansson and Natalie Portman.

    Déborah Jochum

    And Dianna Agron !!

  50. Jay Shore

    Mayor Rudy Guiliani...ka celebrates Hanakah.

  51. Bernie Sanders

    He’s creating a list for hitler

  52. Nancy Davis

    Adam Sandler is hilarious,,,,I love him♥️❤️🌹

  53. Jacob Roseman

    The OJ line gets me every time

  54. Space Alien

    Happy Hanukkah everyone

  55. Alan Malcheski

    he was no Jim Morrison, that's for sure.

    Hi I’m a Giraffe

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  56. Alan Malcheski

    the description should say including, not such as.

  57. Blade Kurayami

    Baby Sandler

  58. Nehemiah Arrolla

    Happy Hanukkah 🕎

  59. Malcolm Kelner

    I made a Part 5! https://youtu.be/z6_AoX7VrsY

  60. ella scott

    i’m not jewish, but ahah lol love this. it’s hillarious, merry christmas eve everyone who clelbrafes christmas here!

  61. Kevin Lawrence

    He's always been good with that shy act he mastered and his fans eat it up.

  62. Cookie Monster

    OJ Simpson still not a Jew

  63. Blobfish Boi

    Julian Edelman is Jewish

  64. Bethany Miller

    I have been listening to you since I was about literally little kid

  65. Bethany Miller

    I love you

  66. Nathan Bitman

    I’m jewish

  67. Pam M

    This is awesome. Paul Newman and Goldie hawn!

  68. J C

    You can't not know this song w/out Adam Sandler singing it, they go hand in hand like 2 peas in a pod!!

  69. Ashleigh Vinson

    Wrapping presents and listening to this. Lol
    Love it

  70. Tito Ramo

    I am Muslim and I love this song

    Inci Moawad

    Same 😅👌

    Lostnotforgotten1

    I celebrate Yule tide. Times to gather should be always be treasured regardless of our creed.😁

    Denise Newman

    I agree

  71. Streaks

    It's almost Christmas everyone. Happy holidays.

    AliyahA 25614

    it is christmas. but happy holidays nonetheless

  72. David Peters

    If it weren't for us Jews, this world wouldn't be nearly as funny.

  73. Amy Ballard Rich

    Best song evarrrrr! :)

  74. lena kendall

    This is my favorite holiday song.
    Also, Adam was high as fuck.

  75. Paul Leckner

    1994. Now, 2019. 25 years later, and it still rocks!!

  76. mztabatha

    Happy Hanukkah 🕎 and to Tiffany Haddish, Rashida Jones, Maya Rudolph, Tracee Ellis Ross. Lisa Bonet, Lenny Kravitz, Rain Pryor, Lauren London, Kali Hawk

  77. Diana Parker

    Love it!!! Time to revisit every year at this time! Happy Hanukkah everybody 😁

  78. Lileigh's SO RANDOM

    I can relate to the first part! What he says is the way I feel every Christmas! Any else?

    Lileigh's SO RANDOM

    Not a Jew though

  79. Indigo Andromeda

    happy hanukkah to my jewish mafia out there!

  80. Mackenzie Devincent

    I love this song even though I am not jewish

  81. sedmoport

    HAPPY CHANUKAH 2019 MY JEWISH FRIENDS!

    Lord Toademort

    Happy Hanukkah to you aswell

    AliyahA 25614

    thank you.
    You know the line "but we get 8 crazy nights," referring to presents?
    well, I got a $69 Steve Madden purse!!!!
    oh wait...
    please be female, because you will not know the importance of a Steve Madden purse if not.

  82. Thai Vong

    Here after HQ Trivia today.

  83. Mary Crenshaw

    🔯💖

  84. Miles Adams

    GO JEWS BOO CRISTMAS!!!

    BraydenCH04

    Ok Boomer.

    Sexyspatula 69

    Wow thanks for dissing Christianity

  85. john k

    20 years from now At Christmas time I'll still listen To this Calssic song
    IT NEVER GET OLD

    "HAPPY Hanukkah

  86. Titty Loveit

    Back when snl was actually funny

  87. EMMA NONE OF YOURS

    #HappyHanuakkah everyone

  88. Elisha Eisenberg

    I'm Jewish

  89. pretty girl

    He looks like the egyptian singer ahmed fahmi

  90. Mark Flanigan

    The Sandler/Spade/Farley/Rock era of SNL was definitely one of the funniest.

  91. JeffSayYes

    This was the first time anybody ever heard it. Cool to see it without people singing along. Crazy how famous it became

  92. Shannon Frady

    That man makes me laugh