Sandler, Adam - The Chanukah Song, Part 3 (Radio Version) Lyrics






[Drei-Dels:] Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Chanukah...

[Adam:] Sounds good, guys!

[Adam:] Give it up for the Drei-Dels, everybody!

[Drei-Dels:] Once again, it's Chanukah. The miracle of Chanukah!

Chanukah is
the festival of lights.
One day of presents?
Hell no, we get the eight crazy nights! (Oh, boy)
But if you still feel like the only kid in town
without a Christmas tree,
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for ya,
so here comes number three!

Ross and Phoebe from Friends
say the Chanukah blessing,
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing!
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy,
Maybe they shoulda called that show
Little Kosher House on the Prairie!
We got Jerry Lewis,
Ben Stiller, and Jack Black,
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism,
but you guys can have him back!

(Just kiddin' Tommy!)

We may not get to kiss
underneath the mistletoe,
But we can do it all night long
with Deuce Bigalow!

[Rob Schneider:] I'm Jewish!

[Adam:] Oh, my God. Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!

[Drei-Dels:] Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah...

[Rob Schneider:] The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukaaah!

[Adam:] Ah, good job, Schneider!

[Rob:] What are you talkin' about?!?

[Adam:] All right, now.

Osama bin Laden...

[Audience:] BOO!

Not a big fan of the Jews!
Well maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match
to gold medalist Sarah Hughes!

(Her mama's Jewish.)

Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets
with such precision,
but one thing they could not get out of...
Their painful circumcision!

Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish,
But a full-time Oscar winner,
Jennifer Connelly's half-Jewish too,
And I'd like to put some more in her! Whoo!
There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrell,
Beck, and Paula Abdul,
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music,
but first came Hebrew school!
Hey!

Natalie Portmanika
It's time to celebrate Chanukah,
I hope I get an Abtronica
On this joyful, toyful Chanukah,
So get a high colonika
And soil your long-johnnakahs
If you really, really wannakah,
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!

Buckle up for safety, everybody!





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Sandler, Adam The Chanukah Song, Part 3 (Radio Version) Comments
  1. S.... M....

    With those Kids in the background ...

  2. C.... X....

    He mentioned Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Gwenyth Paltrow but not Robert Downey Jr. D:

  3. B.... S....

    Back, when Adam cared & wasn't dead inside

  4. h.... t....

    drake, kosha dilz, little dickey and the beastie boys are jewish like you . pam anderson and jenna jameson will fill your nights with fun

  5. h.... t....

    sarah silverman is a kosher nut, according to jimmy kimmel she likes it up the butt

  6. h.... t....

    david copperfield is jewish so is penn's teller, put them together and you've got one magic feller.

  7. B.... K....

    Big thanks for the Ghost of Hanukkah that fell to pieces. Browner days ahead. Happy Hanukkah and all hands on head in 2020. BAK

  8. M.... G....

    I didn't realize Sandler did this on SNL

  9. A.... A....

    Love travel ...

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    Mockery !!

  11. K.... ....

    Oj Simpson still still not a Jew

  12. A.... N....

    Hell yeah 2019 Christmas morning- still wrapping and laughing my ass off!!

  13. D.... G....

    Thr guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica
    Celebrates Hanukkah..
    Bar

  14. j.... h....

    Them kids had to have been on cloud 9 with rob and adam there singing with them! They look like true down to earth dudes

  15. G.... J....

    This is the oldest SNL video. But what's werid is that "The Hanukkah Song" is the second oldest video on SNL

  16. M.... K....

    I made a Part 5! https://youtu.be/z6_AoX7VrsY

  17. h.... t....

    elvis presley was a jew, if that pisses off prisella , then prisella FU!

  18. h.... t....

    new members of the tribe are paul mccartney and madonna, harvey weinsteins still a creepy shonda

    h.... t....

    Nope, Cabala’s a cult, not Judaism. No need to give Madonna back, she’s still not ours :)

  19. h.... t....

    founders of qvc, home depot and lowes are members of the tribe, as are bloomingdales macys and sears and roebuck, and the goniff that founded starbucks

  20. M.... G....

    no wonder no one ever heard of this ~~~~sucks

  21. h.... t....

    prez trumps daughter spins the dreidel , kamala harris is jewish by injection, a fine looking maidel, taylor swift aint a jew but the guy that owns her songs is one, boo hoo hoo

  22. L.... L....

    This is when SNL was funny. Now, not anymore. Terrible guests hosts, terrible music guests. I should know. I have been watching SNL since the beginning. I only watch it because of Kate McKinnon. Classic comedy.

  23. T.... R....

    "Jennifer Connelly's half Jewish but I like to put more in her"

    Dead

    T.... R....

    How Offensive....I cant handle it! LOL

  24. R.... P....

    You know what time of the year it is

  25. B.... ....

    Phoebe from Friends is not Jewish, Ross and Monica are.

    B.... ....

    @Baccatube79, The CHARACTERS, Ross and Monica are Jewish in "Friends". In REAL life The ACTORS who play Phoebe and Ross ARE really Jewish. Can you follow that?

    B.... ....

    @lisacooks so, David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow are jewish. Why didn't he say so?

  26. V.... ....

    Happy Hanukkah, Everyone!!

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    You too

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    You too!

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    happy Chanuka!!

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    Thank you, everyone!! :)

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    Chappy Chanukah to all my heebs ❤️🕎 Baruch HaShem

  27. n.... ....

    tom arnold converted but you can have him back lol

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    Definitely!

  28. B.... L....

    Too bad Rob Schneider is an anti-vaxxer

    B.... L....

    I hate those bastards

  29. F.... S....

    ❤️✡️

  30. D.... P....

    I can't believe the guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica made the cut before the one and only Leigh Daniel Avidan

    D.... P....

    Hannukah is a pretty tough word to rhyme. They probably googled Jewish and harmonica to find somebody and he was the best they could get.

  31. J.... ....

    I think the Mandella Effect is with this. I vividly remember Sandler calling Schnieder "Tiny Elvis" and then him running off saying "In fact I gotta run home and light the first pig"

  32. R.... S....

    "Jennifer Connelly [half-Jewish], and I'd like to put more in her!" 🤣

  33. R.... S....

    I just NEVER get tired of this. 🤣

  34. c.... ....

    f you & your comment about jennifer. another dirtbag.

  35. t.... ....

    It's so silly I guess, but I get goose bumps when the song starts getting into it. Great chorus and music. Love it.

  36. A.... F....

    The only funny part about part 3 is "Jennifer Connely is half jewish too I'd like to put some more in her". Thats every man in the world's thoughts regardless of religion

  37. M.... M....

    As famous as he is He is very Underrated. Super talented

  38. S.... C....

    Robert Michael Schneider, you have been earning a net worth of $15,000,000 worldwide. You were born October 31st (Halloween), 1963 in San Francisco, California; you are right now 56 years, 1 month, and 4 days old.

  39. C.... P....

    Dammit Sandler I just peed my pants. 😆

  40. m.... d....

    Love you Sandler , don't give a shit what the critics say you made my daze!

  41. Z.... O....

    Wheres my adam Sandler?

  42. B.... R....

    Where it all started .......

  43. F.... A....

    Never get tired of this tune or of them

  44. M.... R....

    I miss the days when things were simpler.

  45. E.... N....

    He supports all of his buddies Peter Dante ,Alan Covert and Johnathan Loughran ...et al he is a class act!

  46. N.... T....

    When kids still had their innocence. Look at those bright faces... ah the innocense of the 90s. Today kids listen to satantic teenage pop stars with lyrics about ending themselves and giving their lives over to Lucifer. What the hell has happened to the world..

    N.... T....

    ok boomer

  47. H.... l....

    It’s cool that this is the first video posted on their YouTube channel

  48. H.... l....

    Mom: why are you crying?
    Adam: *laugh*
    Just thinking about my boi Chiiiiiiiisss Faaaaarrrrrleeeeyyyyy

  49. s.... R....

    legends!

  50. K.... F....

    This song just cured my depression once and for all.

  51. T.... G....

    2019 anyone?

    T.... G....

    Early for you...

  52. S.... ....

    This was on eight crazy nights soundtrack

  53. G.... ....

    They may get 8 crazy nights, but it's usually crap gifts like wooden toys and such. Also at least people who celebrate christmas don't usually try removing mennorahs from public places like some jewish people do with christmas trees.

    G.... ....

    Go away

  54. P.... K....

    Hanukkah remix

  55. S.... ....

    This is literally my grandmas favorite song lmao

    S.... ....

    NO, it is just your Grandma's favorite song.
    #endmisuseofliterally

  56. D.... S....

    Who woulda thought he could make it even better?!

  57. A.... ....

    And here, a star was born...

    A.... ....

    Ugh. How old are you?

  58. K.... F....

    Feeling depressed? Just pop on the hannukah song. The ultimate treatment.

  59. r.... ....

    "Men with Little Hats"

  60. K.... F....

    osama bin ladden ahahahhahahaahaha i can't!!

  61. K.... F....

    Rob Schneider is the fricken best!!

  62. K.... F....

    Ride or die adam sandler fan for life!

  63. C.... _....

    It’s so funny how many jokes they make now that they could never make now - that’s why SNL ‘isn’t funny anymore’ 🤣

  64. c.... w....

    this 2 too many

  65. P.... S....

    Hey Adam, remember that scene in the movie Big Daddy, where the two gay guys kiss, and the ACTOR sitting next to you expresses his displeasure on those guys kissing like that, but then you ACTED like what's the big deal that's what gay guys do, then you asked the ACTOR if he was going to a Klan meeting after that? I don't know what kind of filthy gay supportive pig of a Hollywood writer put that part in the movie but it had absolutely NOTHING to do with the plot of the movie, and you know it didn't. But I'm sure you know that the gay agenda is huge in Hollywood, and they have long been about the business of indoctrinating young minds into believing that homosexuality is okay and normal and natural. But we of brain know that it's not and you of the Hollywood ilk are just a bunch of overpaid court jesters. You don't fool anybody. Try to equate people who have a brain of their own and disagrees with homosexuality as being racist and implying that those who disagree with that abnormal lifestyle go to Klan meetings?? Nice try. I don't think the scene should have stopped there, I think the camera should have followed those two gents into their gay bedroom and watched how one gay boy penetrates the smelly business end of the others digestive system. But I guess any pigs who wanted to see such a thing would just have to go on some gay porn video. Hollywood is going down at some point and you're gay little happy little world there will never be the same. Better you folks push a mop or bag groceries or something. Maybe do some honest work. (Watch 'Why Jews Push Gay Marriage' by Brother Nathanael.) Fugg off Hollywood!!

  66. R.... m....

    I never knew every Jew has a job in the Hollywood business.

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    Sarah Michelle Gellar is Jewish

  68. J.... T....

    I got a friend marco Nicholson he's a Mexican Jew

  69. m.... d....

    May 4th Adam Sandler is coming home..."Live from New York it's Saturday night" .....Sandler please do opera man and the gap girls ....

  70. H.... P....

    Anyone in 2019?

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    It's Hanukkah so yeah...

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    @enchainedtreasures Considering how few actual Chanukah songs are out there, I'm definitely here. Would love to see another installment.

    H.... P....

    Next time they do this should feature Kyle Mooney

    H.... P....

    Right at the very end.

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    Early for you..

  71. S.... L....

    0:00 legends were born.

  72. t.... ....

    Damn Rob Schneider can sing

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    thedreadedzero are you sure about that

  73. A.... R....

    Adam Sandler is my idol

  74. M.... M....

    Us vs. Them

  75. B.... P....

    I'm Jewlapinomarican AKA Jewish Filipino American

  76. R.... 1....

    Rob Schneider is awful

  77. J.... A....

    back when SNL was still funny

  78. S.... F....

    I love this song well because I’m Jewish

  79. J.... L....

    I love him and all his songs...he is hilarious...I would love to meet him

  80. E.... S....

    97 anti-Semites downvoted this

    E.... S....

    Eric Spratling all from Omar's district

  81. L.... T....

    Interesting he uses the term "hell". If he was a true Jew, he would have used the term "Sheol"

    L.... T....

    He probably used hell for the non Jews

  82. D.... M....

    Those TV's date it so much.

  83. S.... a....

    Watching this just after lighting the menorah.
    What even is my life?

  84. M.... K....

    I made a new one! https://youtu.be/z6_AoX7VrsY

  85. J.... B....

    I appreciated Schneider’s Elvis impersonation.

    J.... B....

    Sounded more like cher

  86. M.... ....

    Adam Sandler is the bizzzzzzzom 😊

  87. N.... P....

    There should be 8 songs

  88. K.... F....

    Listening to this song is my Christmas tradition!!

  89. K.... F....

    The guy who plays in willy nelsons band who plays harmonica, celebrates hannukahhhhhhh. haha i love rob

  90. J.... H....

    Thanks for posting!

  91. K.... F....

    Rob shnider aint funny looking douche

    K.... F....

    Ur not funny either ur ugly ass bitch

  92. R.... G....

    Is that Adam sandler? If not I feel stupid

  93. B.... C....

    Legend 😂💀

  94. P.... M....

    I was waiting for Osama bin Ladikah

  95. T.... H....

    Great comedy holiday song Adam Sandler.

  96. a.... s....

    Wak doyok is jewish

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    😍😍😍😍

  98. U.... ....

    Wow... how do i appreciate this so much more now, than i did then...

  99. m.... d....

    Even though he didn't host at least he started the show!