Sandler, Adam - The Adventures Of The Cow Lyrics




"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
[Cow:] Moo

"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"

[Plane sounds]
[M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it
[Cow:] Moo
[Ripcord sounds]
[Cow:] Moo,mrr
[Parachute opens]
[Cow:] Moow
[Thud]

"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"

[Cow opening paper bag]
[Cow:] Moo,moo
[Car screeches, and turns back around]
[Cow:] Mrr

"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
and then realises he can't swim"

[Cow walking towards pool, big splash]
[Cow:] Moo
[Crowd cheering]
[Cow:] Mrr,mrr
[Underwater moo]

"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

[F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
[Cow:] Moo
[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
[Cow:] Moo
[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl
[Cow:] Moo
[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
[Cow:] Moo
[M2:] Hey watch it cow

"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

[Tennis ball being hit]
[Farmer:] That was out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle
[Cow:] Moo

"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"

[Phone rings, cow picks it up]
[Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations?
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] Take that fatty
[Cow:] Mrr
[Slams down phone]

"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"

[Car sounds]
[Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
[Car hits farmer]
[Farmer:] Oooh
[Cow:] Mooooooooooooo





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Sandler, Adam The Adventures Of The Cow Comments
  1. Mario Iacolucci

    Dumb cow!😕😕😕😕

  2. Daniel Peterkin

    And now, a cow who finds the person following and recording his escapades!

    Mario Iacolucci

    Oh no!😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

    Mario Iacolucci

    This is it!

  3. Kevin Patrick Johnson

    You can not see from that angle so don’t give me any horse shit!

  4. Kid Minneapolis

    At first I thought Michael Jackson was prank calling the cow.

    Kevin Patrick Johnson

    It turned out to be the Farmer.

    Mario Iacolucci

    You are funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😄😅😆

    Mario Iacolucci

    @Kevin Patrick Johnson right on dude!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Kevin Patrick Johnson

    The farmer said his name was Anna Nicole Smith.

    Justin Addison

    Hee hee hee

  5. Pelle Lindbergh

    classic!

    Mario Iacolucci

    Funny 820 brought me here!

    Mario Iacolucci

    Hey watch it cow!😨😨😨😨😨😨

  6. Kevin Johnson

    And now, a cow gets his revenge on Farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle.

    Matthew Barnard

    Kevin Johnson "Pull over! Pull your vechicle to the side of the road! I am warning you for the last ti.....UGH!!!!!!"

    Mario Iacolucci

    This is awesome!😀😀😀😀😀