Sandler, Adam - Stan The Man Lyrics
Born in nineteen thirty-five in Brooklyn, NY
Son of Anna and Phil
At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy
And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill
Three smart kids popped out of mom's tummy
But then one steamy night dad forgot to wear his raincoat
Nine months later out came the dummy
But he took care of me
Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
The coolest guy ever, I swear
He stayed up all night making me a clay volcano
That's how I won the science fair
And as sweet as he was strong
He was also known to be pretty well endowed
But believe me he didn't pass that one along
His fav'rite singers were Leo Red Bone and Johnny Cash
His favorite ball players were Koufax and Micky
His favorite restaurant was the state's delicatessen
His favorite movie was 'Little Nicky'
Sorry 'Godfather I and II', maybe next time
Yeah, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
With a golf swing that made me cry
He'd take their money and put it in his top dresser drawer
Then I'd steal it so I could get high...
But he... beat that habit... out of me
So dad, thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johny Carson
Thanks for coaching all our games in Livingston Park
Thanks for telling me to always punch a kid in the face
If he made an anti-Semitic remark
Yeah, and don't worry 'bout mom
We'll always look after her
Me, Scott, Val, Liz, and the grandkids
And when Jackie and I have children of our own
We'll try to raise them just the way you did
So say 'hi' to both my grandmas and grandpas
Tell my dog, Meatball, I miss him so
But most important, take advantage of being in heaven
And go bang Marilyn Monroe
Mom said it's cool... just wear a raincoat
Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
Still is and always will be
'Cause he didn't give too much crap about nothin'
Except loving his family
Well 'Stan the Man' is gone!
But will always live on!
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Sandler, Adam Stan The Man Comments
Stanley uris be like:
He needs to make more music
My dads my superhero till this day and I'm a man myself now.
verga we yo no lloré :'''v
Such a great song.
Born in nineteen thirty-five in Brooklyn, NY
Son of Anna and Phil
At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy
And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill
Right away they started on a family
Three smart kids popped out of mom's tummy
But then one steamy* night dad forgot to wear his raincoat
Nine months later out came the dummy
But he took care of me
Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
The coolest guy ever, I swear
He stayed up all night making me a clay volcano
That's how I won the science fair
He was 6'2, 200 and 50 lbs.
And as sweet as he was strong
He was also known to be pretty well endowed
But believe me he didn't pass that one along
His fav'rite singers were Leo Red Bone and Johny Cash
His favorite ball players were Cold Facts and Micky
His favorite restaurant was the state's delicatessen
His favorite movie was 'Little Nicky'
Sorry 'Godfather I and II'
Maybe next time
Yeah, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
With a golf swing that made me cry
He'd take their money and put it in his top dresser drawer
Then I'd steal it so I could get high...
But he ... beat that habit ... out of me
So dad,
Thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johny Carson
Thanks for coaching all our games in Livingston Park
Thanks for telling me to always punch a kid in the face
If he made an anti-Semitic remark
Yeah, and don't worry 'bout mom
We'll always look after her
Me, Scott, Val, Liz, and the grandkids
And when Jacky and I have children of our own
We'll try to raise them just the way you did
So say 'hi' to both my grandmas and grandpas
Tell my dog, Meatball, I miss him so
But most important, take advantage of being in heaven
And go bang Marylin Monroe
Mom said it's cool ... just wear a raincoat
Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
Still is and always will be
'Cause he didn't give too much crap about nothin'
Except loving his family Well 'Stan the Man' is gone*
But will always live on*
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: SANDLER ADAM R / COVERT ALLEN S / SMIGEL ROBERT / J.D. DONARUMA
Stan the Man lyrics © ADAM SANDLER
Just an FYI -there is no ball player named Cold Facts, lol. It's Koufax...Sandy Koufax.
The real question here is: Why is Sandlers music not bad?
His favorite singers were Leon Redbone and Johnny cash
Ba Ba Ba
I'm cry
SkyTwerp Lol I can't English either bro
Stan the man. Well said Adam 👍👍A sons 1st real hero to all sons out there. 😎🔈🔉🔊😇🙏
I actually think this is a good song
Infinite God do you honestly think you’re the only one who thinks that
Such a great song and tribute to his late father. Adam Sandler is awesome.
Let's say Adams Sandler's dad was in heaven (which he is not.) What a mockery to tell his dad to be with Marilyn Monroe clearly commiting sin up there no less. But what do you expect from another satanic hollywierd actor.
Take your triggered bs somewhere else
@marsman464 I'll bash a bible against your head till your head cracks open to expose that you have no brain.
Alteric Jeske That has to be one of the most retarded things I've ever had to read. Keep up the good work, you might get somewhere in life
Class of 93 you need to lose your virginity and stop thinking you’re better then people because you live your life by the code of the first “GRAPHIC NOVEL” ever created......THE BIBLE!!!!
Says a account with no face and no subs looser
I always wondered when they played this song in the end credits of "Grown Ups", why did they bleep out the word "bang"?
Maybe it was fun#
I just realized this morning the melody in the verses sound like a slower version of Dwight Yoakam's "A Thousand Miles from Nowhere"
You're right. It does kinda sound like that song. "Thousand Miles From Nowhere" is such a simple song to play. There's only four chords in it. C,Am,F and G. I like to play guitar and sing.
In my head I change the name "Stan" to my fathers name every time I listen to this song. Except for the part to go be with Marylin Monroe because the bible says the dead are concious of nothing at all. Nice song though. I love the piano.
Class of 93 that’s stupid dude
@ayerish86 it may be stupid to you but not to me. 😂
@Franchii Gallegos It is indeed very stupid, fucking little bible thumping faggots like this trying to attack everyone online, well guess what. You little beta faggots are completely outnumbered in the world.
I grew up watching his movies. Adam Sandler, me and my family re big fans.
Hits you right in the feels!
I'm going to illegally download it, because, Adam Sandler. this dude raised a generation of angry kids stuck in front of a t.v. hero of our time
Sonny Glover I'm reporting you to the Cyber police... Wait until I tell whitey and toll booth willie
this song changed my life. what a wizard