Sandler, Adam - Shower Lyrics

Here we go.

Yeah. Shoop! [cheering]
([woman:] I love you!)
I am a grown man [laughter]
Pissing in the shower in my house
Yes, I am a grown man
Pissing in the shower in my house
I have no respect for my family
My kids will take a bath in here today
I know I should go to the toilet
But the toilet is too far
The toilet is too far away [cheers and applause]
I said the toilet is too far
The toilet is too far
Once when I was drunk, I...
Took a piss in the kitchen sink [laughter]
But I prefer the shower
My wife's loofah is starting to stink [laughter]
When my kids go to school in the morning
They smell like they're soaking in piss [laughter]
Sometimes before I shower
([man:] Sometimes before I shower)
I eat some asparagus [laughter]
I am an animal
I am a destroyer [cheering]
They caught me pissing In my neighbor's pool [laughter]
And now I have to get a lawyer
It was worth it [cheering]