Sandler, Adam - Santa Song Lyrics
So many presents,
so little time,
Santa won't be coming around my house this year,
'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear,
Oh mama made it perfectly clear,
Gnip-gnop and lego blocks are all that I desire,
so why did I have to set the pizza guy's hair on fire,
I told him I was sorry,
I'm a liar,
so no toys for me...I don't deserve them.
I couldn't wait for a big wheel as the holiday neared,
but then I told my grandma that she had a beard.
I know what my problem is, why I can't be good, it's a fear of intimacy.
You see my whole life whenever I've met someone really great like you and
I keep feeling like I'm getting close to them, something inside me makes
me want to screw it up. So in a weird way the reason I'm so bad is because
I love you santa.
Rock-em Sock-em Robots is what I was hoping for,
but then I made a death threat to vice president Gore,
oh santa won't be knocking on my door,
'cos he's a big fat whore...what made me say that?
Chutes and ladders would be so good indeed,
so why'd I have to sell that cop a bag of weed,
so Santa please give me that easy bake oven,
I swear I thought billy goats we're made for lovin'.
So Santa won't you accept my apologies,
Santa can't you see I'm begging you please,
oh Santa next year I'll do you right,
Live from New York it's Saturday night...
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Sandler, Adam Santa Song Comments
Merry Christmas brothers
So why sent that cop a bag of weed 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Adam Sandler, your song's /video's "RULE!!"😀😀😀😀😄😄😄😄😄😈😈😈😈
I can’t believe I never saw this before! 😂👍
Respected ...
I died laughing at the first minute thanks Sandler
I love it😆😆😆
Adam Sandler is a racist bigot pig.
I LOVE him! lmao.
This is a classic
Damn I be cracking up trying to sing
Godzilla , Why dose aunt Bonnie have a beard ? Great one Don , Merry Christmas :) QC
sandman is the best!
So funny!!
Also 1:57
And 1:50
Look at1:34
no talent there. he was the most unfunniest of snl .
Merry Xmas you offended SJWs!
🤣🤣🤣😆👍
only boomers find this funny
it is feckn brill xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Lol hope everyone is offended. This is still funny.
So very overrated. One hit wonder
I love Adam Sandler, he's funny
Love Adam Sandler
Oh Santa won't be knocken on my door CAUSE HES A BIG FAT WHORE LOL😂😃 1:59
His Christmas wish should have been to stay this funny.
This is so funny!
oh my god this is so so funny
Haha funny
Watch the beginning with captions it says something really bad
Hahaha ur right
😂😂😂😂😂
Of course he would be funny when he sings
Sally Field hosted this episode.
Rod Carew did not convert to Judaism. He was married to a Jewish woman and considered converting but decided not to.
))) Mein Lieblings-Weihnachtslied for ever !! )))))))))))))))))))9
i need a laugh because my bro died this year so fuck Christmas
..so, no Toys for me ))))))))))))))))))))) herrlich Adam ...)))
Christmas 2019 here we go!!!!
YEEEEEEEET!
😂🤣
Santa won’t be knocking on my door because he’s a big fat whore 😂
He been bad lol
lmao...
What a hero
Jews hate Christians and everyone else too.
Contact my radio station, I want this
This song is to good. Needs to be played more.😂😂
Santa's a big fat *whore!!* What made me say that?!
"Then I told my grandma that she had a beard" xD
Omfg it funny as hell
😂😂
If people were being real with how life is thier deeds and were working out thier salvation with the Lord, because it is going to go something like this; this actually would be a good angle, as long is one is really contrightful of thier sins; for the Lord has a great sense of humor. I think Adams place is sealed in the Third Heaven.😉
Billy Madison why dose my phone keep pausing?😂 also you need to stop setting people’s hair on fire🔥😂🤣
I live for the guy dying in the back at 2:27
ifunck iti
I like it but I am jewish
Sandler Claus
Getting definite banes world vibes from this
.......See? Sander can actually be funny!!!!.....when he's legitimately trying.
Haha 😂🤣😍😘😱😱😱😱😱🦌🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐈🐱🐱🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐈🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🦁🦁🦁🦁
It's so cool. tia and tamera and him so many people look like my mom
So adam is in love with santa?
The big, fat whore comment is my favorite.
no one can be funny as Adam
I learned to play this just in time for Christmas 😂
TakeDaREDPill.com ————> GO!
Funny. LOL!!!!!
I love Adam Sandler he's funny as fuck man especially Billy Madison that was my favorite movie that Veronica Vaughn she is a babe what Chris Farley said
adam sandler the chistmas
What year is this
Adam Sandler isn't even Christian...
How does he get to perform Christmas songs through buffoonery and satirical innuendos? This ludacris is antichristian, while Christians have every right as second covenant Jews.
LOL. I love it.
He is so funny, and so is this song!
This is too funny!!!!😂😂😂😂
Classic Adam Sandler!
If you like this, I invite you to check out my DIY music video, Happy New Beer!
I love Adam :)
That's to funny
Just another not funny no talent weird Jew on snl
Especially JEWISH ONES!!!!!!🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
the best song in the world
Well,um it's the holiday season
And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice
And I'm kinda feelin' guilty
So I wrote a song
So many presents, so little time
Santa won't be coming
By my house this year
'Cause I tried to drown my sister
And I pierced my ear
Oh mama made it perfectly clear
Santa don't like bad boys
Especially Jewish ones
Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks
Are what I desire
So, why'd I have to set
The pizza guy's hair on fire
I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar
So, no toys for me
I don't deserve 'em
I couldn't wait for a big wheel
As the holiday neared
But then I told my grandma
That she had a beard
(speaking) Dear Santa,
I know what my problem is
Why I can't be good
It's a fear of intimacy
You see, my whole life
Whenever I've met someone
really great like you and,
I keep feeling
I'm getting too close to them
Something inside me
Makes me want to screw it up
So in a weird way
The reason I'm so bad is because
I love you so much Santa
Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots
Is what I was hopin' for
But then I made a death threat
To Vice President Gore
Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door
'Cause he's a big fat whore
What made me say that!?
Chutes and Ladders
Would be so good indeed
So why's I have to sell
That cop a bag of weed
So Santa please give me
My Easy Bake Oven
I swear I thought Billy goats
Were made for lovin'
So Santa won't you
Accept my appoligies
Santa can't you see
I'm beggin' you please
Oh Santa, next year
I'll do you right
Live from New York
It's Saturday Night
It's Gnip Gnop, not Skanif-kanof.
Thanks I guess
Jewish ones
Hehehehe
I won't
Especially Jewish ones 😂😂😂😂😂
This is one Christmas song that needs to be played on the radio.
SO TRUE !!!
Yeeeeeessssssss
2:00 is so funny i played this song over and over again
SNL is timeless
Classic Sandler
Man blast from the past
So why did I go sell that cop a bag of weed 😂😂
He's golden
Does anyone recognize the chords he played?
Andrew Sangalang if you watched polar express sometimes the noise when they are on the carriage that spins it sounds like it