Sandler, Adam - Mini-Golf Lyrics






Do you ever play miniature golf with your daughter and you're tied on the 18th hole? [laughter] And in the middle of her backswing, you just say, "Hey, I tea-bagged your mother this morning." [laughter] And then... And then the kid sinks the putt and goes, "Yeah, I know, I saw." [laughter] And you're like, "This kid stays concentrated." She's fucking good. She's got focus. She could be somebody.





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  1. N.... B....

    The clown mouth closing sums up every mini golf obstacle like the damn windmills

  2. S.... A....

    Funny mini golf - Chubs falls to death.

  3. R.... O....

    YOU’RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN! YOU THINK THAT’S FUNNY?! I DON’T HEAR YOU LAUGHING NOW!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  4. L.... C....

    Lol 0:59

  5. J.... L....

    What song is this

  6. A.... S....

    Little bike

  7. A.... S....

    Weekends
    Week

  8. A.... S....

    4syiriydtuot

  9. M.... H....

    *Happy Gilmore in the world of 'It.*
    (See's PennyWise luring a kid)
    Happy: YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN
    (Golf putter takes PennyWise' head off)

  10. x.... ....

    When I was little I couldn’t stop wheezing

  11. L.... C....

    My Golf trainers second Name is Gilmore😂😂😂😂😂

  12. D.... K....

    Why would a midget cowboy be on a weird tricycle.

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    Here's a better question: why not?

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    It's entertaining to watch, I guess?

  13. A.... O....

    Only funny thing about clowns that I love to see. Is to see them get hurt for real and hear them sware alot too.

  14. b.... ....

    What was the window doing wide open anyway?!

  15. E.... G....

    Greatest sports comedy

  16. t.... ....

    Every time Carl Weathers plays the role of a coach/mentor, his character dies. :(

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    Magical Negro trope.

  17. J.... N....

    3:00 its funny because what was the significance of that? 😂😂😂😂😂

    J.... N....

    No significance, just a happy thing.

    J.... N....

    That was shooter I think

  18. A.... S....

    Sa8che3
    el_

  19. A.... S....

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    1111kw
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    A.... S....

    Okay I get it stop commenting

  21. B.... K....

    Land of a Million Drums? The song? Like if you guys know or think that’s the song. Thanks.

  22. T.... ....

    1:44 pretty much the third act of IT

  23. D.... A....

    1:44 what Jason todd said when he saw the joker was still alive

  24. a.... ....

    It's funny how that guy was nodded "no" from 4:38-4:40 where Happy was lucky that the guy knew that Happy didn't knock Chubbs out the window on purpose or push Chubbs out to kill him.

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    Lee Trevino

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    +JUSTIN MAUNG    What does that mean?

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    @afriendofbean that's the guy nodding. he was a famous golfer around the Jack Nicklaus era. He was also the one in the mini golf place

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    +JUSTIN MAUNG    I remember that.  Also yes, I saw the guy in the mini golf place at 1:02 and he was nodding there too from 1:06-1:08 like he's thinking "what's that guys problem, it's just a game" since he didn't know that Happy was competing in a serious contest with Shooter Mcdavin.  When Chubbs fell out the window, at least that nodding guy knew that Happy didn't knock Chubbs out on purpose since he must have heard Happy calling Chubb's name with fear and the nodding guy must have nodded to say "no I'm sorry he didn't survive the fall."

  25. S.... R....

    #bestmovieever!

  26. N.... J....

    It's comforting to know that people find 'YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN' equally as hilarious as I do

  27. B.... K....

    It’s a short game that’s embarrassing.

  28. s.... a....

    Is the song called Happy day 1:07

  29. T.... ....

    SUCK IT, YOU STUPID CLOWN!!

  30. A.... S....

    ROAST beef
    Sandwich

  31. A.... S....

    Sa8che3

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    Iceland

  33. G.... W....

    I remember laughing so hard I couldn't breath

  34. M.... R....

    1:12 1:26 1:42 1:47 1:58 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  35. T.... E....

    "YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN!!"

  36. D.... ....

    "YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!!"
    I feel like this line shaped my entire outlook on comedy.

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    "YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY I DON'T NEED YOU LAUGHING NOW". 1:47 breaks his nose and says 1:58 "YOU SUCK YOU STUPID CLOWN".

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    Best line ever!

  37. C.... A....

    What happened? The alligator was severely beheaded that scare Chubbs Peterson and accidentally falls out of the window that left it opened? Gilmore would have closed it before it's too late.

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    +Chris Amon    Even if Gilmore closed the window, Chubbs probably would have broke through the glass since Chubbs looked like he was backing up very fast out of fear.

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    That would have at least given him a few extra milliseconds to react, which in a life or death situation, is an eternity.

  38. M.... L....

    Think about the tournament. Think about the tournament. Shooter mcgavin. Coming at you he wants to bury you happy.

  39. A.... W....

    I can't stop laughing at the clown scene lol

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    Whenever I'm at a mini golf, that reminded me of it.

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    Alicia Wright neither can the clown

  40. I.... H....

    What’s the song in this scene?

    I.... H....

    Uncanny alliance- happy day

  41. M.... M....

    hi everyone this movie has predictive programing...ok in the part where theit playing this theres a mountain that says earthquake instead of hollywood

  42. M.... L....

    What's the matter with you? Tommrow chubs tommrow. There is no tommrow. There is no tommrow.

  43. T.... 6....

    Hahahahahahahahaha