Sandler, Adam - Know A Guy Lyrics






Okay, here comes a song. More dancing. [cheering]

Yeah, let's hear you, Ohio
Ohio

Yes, sir. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Should we clap along?

All right, let's lose that. I hate it.

[Laughter] Sorry. [laughs] You were right on it. It's a thing of mine, man. I don't fucking like that shit. It was startling me.

Well, we all know a guy Who shaves his chest
We all know a guy Who wears a leather vest
We all know a guy Who knows a lot about coffee [laughter]
We all know a stud Who would fight anyone
We all know a fool Who wears his hair in a bun
We all know a guy
Who says he fucked his babysitter When he was 12 [laughter]
Yeah, we all know a guy Who wears too much cologne
We all know a guy Who's better when he's stoned
We all know a guy who hugs your wife Five seconds too long [audience laughs, clapping along]
Well, we all know a guy Who's starting a band
We all know a guy who's missing a hand
We all know a guy who doesn't work
But still goes twice a year to Ibiza [laughter]
We all know a guy Who said he almost went pro
We all know a guy with a red afro
We all know a guy who's dick color Doesn't match his body [laughter]
We all know a guy Whose hair always looks wet
We all know a guy with a pig as a pet
We all know a guy who knows a guy Who says he knows Guy Fieri [laughter]
And we all know a guy With weird allergies
We all know a guy Who sneezes in threes
So how come we don't know
Who my real father is? [laughter]

No! Thank you. Thank you. [cheers and applause] I'm a triple threat though. You didn't know I could dance that fucking good. Took many lessons growing up, man.





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  1. s.... h....

    im gonna day each thing and whether i know a person like that.

    we all know a guy who shaved his chest: no
    we all know a guy who wears a leather vest: yeah
    we all know a guy who knows a lot ab coffee: no
    we all know a stud who would fight anyone: yep
    we all know a fool who wears his hair in a bun: yeah my brother
    we all know a guy who says he fucked his baby sitter when he was 12: yep
    we all know a guy who wears too much cologne: my dad yeah
    we all know a guy who’s better when he’s stoned: my brother again yep
    we all know a guy who hugs your wife 5 seconds too long: no
    we all know a guy who’s starting a band: no
    we all know a guy who’s missing a hand: yes
    im too lazy for the rest

    edit: we all know a guy who’s dick doesn’t match his body color: yeah i get sent a lot a dick pics and mhm

    s.... h....

    Continue pls, I'm not a english native then I don't understand all the song, with the lyrics I get it. I really want to understand some parts when every1 laught

  2. K.... S....

    I like how one audience claps on 1 & 3 and two other audiences clap on 2 & 4

  3. S.... A....

    We all know a guy who says he fucked his babysitter when he was 12...easily the best song in the special

  4. K.... ....

    What is this original song called that he covered? Or am I just high?

  5. P.... S....

    I love the "NOOOOOO” at the end. Classic Sandman.

  6. J.... F....

    This is hilarious 😂 😂 👍 I died laughing when I seen his special on Netflix 😊

  7. C.... A....

    Can anyone tell me the chords to play this song on a guitar???

  8. M.... K....

    I've always underestimated Adam. Not anymore. <3

  9. L.... ....

    “We all know a guy whose dick color doesn’t match his body.” 😂😂😂

  10. R.... B....

    Adam Sandler is the greatest halliorus .

  11. B.... H....

    So true 😂

  12. M.... f....

    I love it :*

  13. F.... t....

    Is there anything sandier can’t do ?

    F.... t....

    Meet his real dad

    F.... t....

    There is something, not be funny

    F.... t....

    he cant be black irl. -shrugs-

  14. D.... L....

    Then how come I don’t know who my real father is 😂

    D.... L....

    Dylan Lamb NOOOOOO