Sandler, Adam - Kid's Play Lyrics






All right, I'm gonna play guitar a little bit for you.

My kid's only got one line in a play
My kid's only got one line in a play
My kid's only got one line in a play
My kid's only got one line in a play
And yet, the fact is
We still gotta practice
Every day
Oh, no, my kid's only got One line in a play
My-my-my kid's only got One line in a play
The dumb teacher Gave the big parts away
Oh, no, my kid's only got One line in a play
It's in the first five minutes [laughter]
But my wife says We still gotta stay the whole way
Fuck no My kid's only got one line in a play
As soon as my wife looks the other way
I phone in a bomb scare And I call it a day
Because my kid's only got One line in a play
And she got it wrong [laughter]





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    Grew up on Sandler, and to be fair a lot of his recent comedy films weren't so funny. Regardless this special was great, I'm pro Sandler for life, even if he NEVER made another film, and nowadays he's got new super popular dramatic films hitting the scene. Adam Sandler is an American Icon, and I'll always be a fan!

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    Yet the fact is, we still gotta practice...EVERYDAY!!

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    To all you haters. If you don't like it then don't watch it. Its really that easy dumbasses

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    Why is there a homeless man on stage?

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    This was painful to watch I never laughed so much ,no really I never laughed

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    Boy this guy sucks lol

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    Well you do know he is trying to “suck” so for trying to suck he sounds damn good. It’s like when your trying to miss a basket but you keep making it

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    He fucking sucks ... well this sucks!! not everything he ever did, lol gezz take his bby dick out yells mouths 🤣🤣🤣😁

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    @Ismael Garcia Then why watch it?

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    @TheXTMel cuz I wanted to laugh you Jack ass but I was extremely disappointed... like wtf did I watch , nun about this was funny.. it was sad , the crowd sounded corny , and he looked burnt out ... maybe yall shouldn't warship a comedian...

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    @Ismael Garcia Jack ass? How original of you. Well than you don't know good comedy then. 😂

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    He makes good music frfr

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    Adam Sandler is like Dirk Nowitzki all the black ppl fw him

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    Genius!

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    enthusiasmm!

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    I prefer Adam Sandler as a stand up comedian than as an actor. He's great!

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    alflurin idk bout all dat. They’re both funny

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    This is everything!!! Comedy through music! Genius! 👏🏽

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    have you seen bo burnham? "lower your expectation" is a good place to start his set with :)

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    @vaynelevant No, I haven't, but I'll definitely check him out. Thanks!

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    @Trey Lemoine i'm referring to the comedy by music though

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    I PRETEND I CAN'T FIND THE ANSWER 😂😂😂