Sandler, Adam - Disney Lyrics




So I'll tell you a little story about Disney World. You want to hear a true Adam Sandler Story?
Please, I can... Okay.
[Cheers and applause] So you guys have been to Disney World, right?
[Cheering]
The families have been there. Who doesn't have kids and still goes to Disney World? [cheering] You fucking stoners. [laughter]

I'm on to you. [laughs] All right, so I go to Disney World recently with my wife and the two kids. My kids wanted to go on this roller coaster. They were very excited. So, we wait on the line. We're waiting. You know the lines are very long. So, it takes like an hour and 15 minutes. We get to the front of the line, and then the roller coaster, we find out, only takes three people at a time. So, there's four of us. And I see my wife and the two kids just immediately start walking to the thing. And I was like, we're not even gonna flip a coin. Not... Not even a thought, right? They're like, "No, no..." I was like, "Yeah. All right." And so, I'm sitting there very angry. I'm stewing. Like, "I waited a fucking hour and 15 minutes to go on this fucking shit with you guys, and you fucking bail on me." Then I see it happens to some other dad from Oklahoma, and he's muttering. He's like, "Goddamn motherfucker... They're mean as shit. And I'm like, "Yeah, yeah." And then I say to the other dad, I go, "You want fucking me and you to go on it together? And he's like, "What?" I go, "Well, I'm not going alone. Let's fucking do this shit. I'll go with you." And he's like, "Yeah, whatever the fuck you want." And so... [laughs] So I get on the roller coaster with the guy and we're both not talking to each other. The roller coaster takes off, and you know how they take off so fucking fast... that both our necks snap back, and we look at each other. And he's like "Ooh, that got me." I was like, "Oh, yeah, that was fucked up, man." We start laughing a little bit. And we're fucking all of a sudden loosening up. And we're fucking doing all the... jetting, banging into these fucking crazy turns. I'm fucking leaning, 100% leaning on the guy. He's looking at me like, "What the fuck?" I was like, "Hey, here we are." And we're laughing our asses off. And I'm like, "Holy shit, I haven't been this happy in at least 11 years. I know that, but whatever, I'm fucking... jetting around, fucking doing loop-the-loops. He's fucking bumping my first. I'm like, "Yeah, motherfucker." He's like, "Yeah, baby." We get to the end. The fucking... You know how the break comes out of nowhere. It fucking screeches on, both our fucking heads snap again. He's like, "They got us again. I was like, "Fuck yeah, we'll never learn. [laughter] So, uh, we're creeping up to, you know, getting off the ride, how it's like a little slow at exit, and we're sitting there, and I'm fucking... I feel this crazy pain in my heart, and I'm like, "Did I fucking fall in love with this guy or some shit? What happened? And he's not looking at me. I'm like this guy feels it too, 'cause he's in a fucking daze. We're both... And my kids are like, "Come on, let's go to Peter Pan." I was like, "All right, in a minute." I'm yelling at the kids too loud. "I've got to say goodbye to the man." And, uh... I get off. I go, "Hey, nice to meet you." He's like, "Yeah, nice to meet you." He won't look at me, and we're both all fucked up. He goes back to his family, I go back to mine. I'm walking away. In my head, I'm like, "I'm never gonna see that fucking guy again, and I don't feel good about that. Um... And then I... And then I go... "They take your picture though... on those rides. You know, just for memory's sake. Just, what the fuck, I'm gonna go see, maybe they snapped us, maybe they didn't. But if they did... why not? Fuck it, you know. Let's just see." And so, we... We go to the, uh... I go to that place where there's the fucking monitor up. Sure enough, there's a picture of me and the guy, upside down, in the loop-the-loop... staring so deep into each other's eyes. It was fucking bananas. I was like, "Okay, he felt it. He definitely felt it too." So, I say to the lady behind the counter, "Hey, how much is that?" And the lady goes, "Sixty-five dollars." I was like, "Oh. Okay." And then I take my phone out, and I fucking snap a shot of it. And then I feel this energy behind me. I look back, and it's the guy from Oklahoma. He's holding the picture he just bought. And he was like, "I wasn't worth it?" [laughter] So, anyways... If that man is watching my Netflix special right now, I think of you a lot, sir. I think of you a lot.





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  1. gv105468

    Adam Sandler just showed the difference of level between Pros and Regular comedians. His Story is so unique yet super funny he truly has a creative mind. And the punchline at the end was hilarious. Dave Chappelle also finishes his stories with hilarious punchlines as well that come out of nowhere. 2 geniuses

  2. Andrew Tackett

    34 f-bombs

  3. u mama

    He married a hooker?

  4. Amr Eldin

    Still can't forgive him after Uncut Gems... May that movie stinks in shit.

  5. Bkob Williams

    When he said I haven't been this happy in 11 years I shot a snot rocket involuntarily lol

  6. The Comedian

    Netflix...666k.....something ain't right here mother fuckers..

  7. Ruohong Zhao

    this is classic!

  8. Elton R

    Looptittyloop bwahahaha reminds me of high school listening to his comedy tapes

  9. Milo James

    Lmaoooooo

  10. Paul Miner

    Who the fuck would be pissy about riding a rollercoaster with Adam Sandler? Lol

  11. Mauricio Sanchez

    Everyone with families been to Disney World
    Everyone here in the hood 👀👀👀

    gogo dodo

    Mauricio Sanchez I don’t understand you mean

  12. Derrick Davis

    Adam Sandler is a freakin LEGEND!!!

  13. Jason Truong

    Poor guy 😂

  14. jeandiai tonyyeyo

    Standard

  15. Annabel Lee

    to the guy who rode with Adam, dont be mad he didnt pay for the picture. You were worth it, its just Adam being a jew, $65 is kind of a huge investment lmao

  16. Xavier Martinez

    I swear i thought of both getting the coaster photo before he got to that part.

  17. xQualifieDx

    sooooo saddd

  18. Lordpianz

    im on a rollercoaster next to adam sandler....yea...im buying that pic also

    gogo dodo

    Lordpianz you and me both 😁

  19. Franklin Yi

    Come on you know you didn’t wait an hour and half for the ride Sandman.

  20. Kenshobu Q

    I read some stuff on how to make a girl like you on first dates or something.

    One was if you take her to a roller coaster so she gets an adrenaline etc she will mistake it as her liking you, but i didnt know it worked on guys too....
    Now, i will never go with a guy(s), thanks Adam.

  21. J0ECRAWF15H

    I feel like maybe 90% of Adam Sandler's 'jokes' might just be shit he's making up right off the top of his brain....

  22. dan r

    Man from OK on the ride can't recognize adam sandler? Or man from OK only exists for this joke? I'm curious


    Either way it's funny as hel

  23. Anakin Skywalker

    I don't like sand

  24. Cami Cactus

    Could be gayer...

  25. None Ya

    LOVE ADAM! His! movie Reign over Me is my FAV. BIG BIG TALENT.

  26. Traffic Light

    Brilliant story.

  27. RiDz wing

    I'm from oklahoma lol

  28. Lil Red Riding Hoood

    EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY ONLINE AND ON YOUR TELEPHONE AT HOME AND CELLPHONE HAVE BEEN RECORDED AND ALL THE CELEBRITIES GO THROUGH YOUR LIFE AND BUSINESS LIKE THEY ARE THE FBI AND THEY USE YOU FOR JOKES AND FACEBOOK RECORDS EVERYTHING AND THEY SELL IT TO HOLLYWOOD AND NEW YORK THEY ARE ALL THIEVES ALL OF THEM EVEN THE NICEST GUY YOU THINK EVEN THE YOUNGEST AND FUNNIEST THAT YOU REALLY THINK ARE FUNNY THEY ARENT THEY ARE ALL FAKES they cant think up a line to make a kid laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!
    That's what they started or was doing during Obama's term
    they even disguise themselves as other people so you just think they are anybody they put different hair and noses on and act like your friend then they die but they live so far away you never meet them. There are fakes and frauds on facebook chat yahoo chat hundreds of people that are celebrities are undercover stealing everything you say and do for their next movie or Comedy stand up. They are that untalented and low low low bastards yes and even the women.

  29. SPARKY SINN

    Adam Sandler is the best and people seem to like to blast him for no reason.. he has tons of great movies... way more than most actors and he wrote most of them... yes he has bad ones but that should never overshadow how great his best ones are...
    Anger Management, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmour, Click, Big Daddy, Bedtime Stories, The Longest Yard, Water Boy, The Wedding Singer.
    True comedy classics.
    People just forget and are ignorant.

  30. Lorex

    Dammm he got old ;/

    J Lewis

    Yup, that's what happens to people

  31. Karma Hadid

    When adam sandler wanted to ride together... i guess d other man mistaken as invitation for gay club, lol

  32. serges

    Oklahoma man wasn't worth it ;-;

  33. SK Live

    That's nothing. I haven't been happy in over 20 years. That'll leave a dent in your personality.

    Ricardo Ignacio

    Stop beating off to internet and go make real friends. There's a crush out there for you, pal! 🍻

    gogo dodo

    SK Live nah man. After pain comes ease my friend. I would know ☺️please try to do things that make you happy. Like making friends who are truthful sir

  34. Tonylovesmary Lovemarymywifey

    funny asf..adam..thats right u deserve more views and likes then dave chappell like if ..adam samler still great.2020

  35. chargerlopez01

    Just like all your movies, don't know how to finish the joke.

    General Of Leafy Army

    Man, what career do you have?

    000 0

    Lol, another weak little hater who tries and fails in life. Thanks for the laugh. BYE. Next.....

  36. Roman Korvinus

    Adam's new movie, 2 Live Jew

  37. Ugh caveman

    Holy fuck. The jew is back!!!

  38. Davon Bowen

    Adam Sandler is sick for that photo shit🤣🤣

  39. Fly

    Ah man that “I wasn’t worth it” broke my heart lmao

  40. bigearedmouse17

    Didn't this guy used to be someone ?

  41. Psyrecx

    "Who goes to Disney World and doesn't have kids?"

    We were all kids at some point.

    Zack Seven

    As a Canadian kid, I dearly wanted to go to Disney World but didn't get a chance until my mid-thirties and was left unimpressed. The only attraction I did enjoy was Epcot. Maybe the experience would have been better as a kid growing up in the sixties.

    Lil Red Riding Hoood

    its a fake story, He didn't do any of that EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY ONLINE AND ON YOUR TELEPHONE AT HOME AND CELLPHONE HAVE BEEN RECORDED AND ALL THE CELEBRITIES GO THROUGH YOUR LIFE AND BUSINESS LIKE THEY ARE THE FBI AND THEY USE YOU FOR JOKES AND FACEBOOK RECORDS EVERYTHING AND THEY SELL IT TO HOLLYWOOD AND NEW YORK THEY ARE ALL THIEVES ALL OF THEM EVEN THE NICEST GUY YOU THINK EVEN THE YOUNGEST AND FUNNIEST THAT YOU REALLY THINK ARE FUNNY THEY ARENT THEY ARE ALL FAKES they cant think up a line to make a kid laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!
    That's what they started or was doing during Obama's term
    they even disguise themselves as other people so you just think they are anybody they put different hair and noses on and act like your friend then they die but they live so far away you never meet them. There are fakes and frauds on facebook chat yahoo chat hundreds of people that are celebrities are undercover stealing everything you say and do for their next movie or Comedy stand up. They are that untalented and low low low bastards yes and even the women.

    Chet Lim

    Is it Disney world or Disney land?

  42. Roger Campo

    Adam "Fucking" Sandler

  43. VortalexTheDruid

    'fuckin'

  44. Jared Williams

    It’s true! I was the picture

    fr fr

    It’s -true! I was- the picture

  45. nickgavis0305

    Yeah there was a few movies of Sandler’s I didn’t like but he gets so much hate for no reason. He made some of my favorite movies ever and they always turn my day around if I’m havin a bad one

    Ask Pakki

    @Naught Guile errm that's Ben Stiller not Sandler, unless I missed something

    Adrian Andrade

    nickgavis0305 click is my favorite!

    SPARKY SINN

    Adam Sandler is the best and people seem to like to blast him for no reason.. he has tons of great movies... way more than most actors and he wrote most of them... yes he has bad ones but that should never overshadow how great his best ones are...
    Anger Management, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmour, Click, Big Daddy, Bedtime Stories, The Longest Yard, Water Boy, The Wedding Singer.
    True comedy classics.
    People just forget and are ignorant.

    None Ya

    Reign Over Me WOWED me. His best work, imo. And LOVE the message in it.💚💪

    SPARKY SINN

    @None Ya not anymore now that Uncut Gems just came out. 😉😁

  46. marwaan yare

    HE SUCKS AT COMEDY

  47. Mobile Legends DTB TV

    I love Adam💕💗😘😘

  48. Black Nerd Dante

    That was some funny shit

  49. Soulja

    am i the only one who obviously sees this story is completely fake

    Xavier Paquin

    Yeah, you're special

    Fly

    Real special. Had a whole special class to himself

    David

    America invented bullsh!t

    Paige Hennigar

    i hate to break it to you, but a lot of comedians stories are fake

  50. Not Offensive

    odds are if the story is true someone snapped a picture of that. If I saw Adam Sandler riding the same ride as me I'm sure I would.

    David

    Yes, he made it up. The clues are there 👍

  51. Youcef Goumiri

    How many did Adam said fuck ?😂🤣

  52. skezo Booms

    bro he nailed the oklahoma impression 😂😂

  53. Tejaswi Bitra

    Adam Sandler, a multi-millionaire, is worried about $65 ?

  54. Mario Saintfleur

    I'm done

  55. Tommyxp420

    Love that the guy on the roller coaster was from oklahoma lmao. Sounds like something I'd say

  56. NoEazi

    Same kind of shit that happen in his movies. He definitely wrote that

  57. ohRez

    At least Netflix knows good audio

    Jordie Alba

    ohRez was gonna say. Really shit audio

    EverybodylovesJeff

    Jordie Alba lol what? Audio is great

    enkadu007

    Yeah worst audio ever so much echo its hear him

  58. joey shot

    Garbage.... this guy hasn’t been funny in twenty years easy, sold out long time ago

  59. Lucas Morales

    Adam Sandler, you're not funny! I mean, for real. This suck's

  60. Pdoubleop

    They need to be reunited

  61. frankymacf

    That story was so good that I totally forgot about the shitty audio quality!

  62. KingNai HC

    He need to make more movies

  63. Egnato 116

    I fucking laughed my fucking ass off. Fucking loved it. I just fucking feel like there's a motherfucking something that just doesn't fucking fit into each fucking sentence he motherfucking says. Maybe you guys are fucking noticing too. I can't fucking point it out.

  64. Rachel Rodriguez

    The use of the word "fucking" throughout this video

  65. Jacob Ramage

    "Howd you know he was from oklahoma?" He had a OSU or OU shirt on😂 we do it in other states to let the other okies know😂

    Xploding Frag

    Lol Im from OK too and thats very true.

    Jacob Ramage

    @Xploding Frag ive lived all over tje country and have yet to NOT see at least one OU shirt a month. Its even crazier when you see like 3 or 4 of em on a trip, especially seeing as i was in new orleans😂

  66. Reece Burns

    Jesus Adam Sandler is turning into Bruce Willis just sounds so fucking depressed and no longer putting his heart into it

  67. Juannah Terese Wang

    I fuckin stan them 🤧❤️

  68. NIIIIQQ

    His nee A24 movie coming out looks so good. It's a serious role and I'm excited to see it.

  69. Toddy Kwest

    All the Oklahomans in the chat raise your hand ✋

  70. dumaskhan

    Why was he funny here, but not in his movies? It looks like he missed his calling, but it probably wouldn't have payed.

  71. Alexander Supertramp

    Fucking brilliant.

  72. Coriente Williams

    Internet- Get To Work!
    Mission: FIND the Oklahoma guy

    Pepe Silvia

    you do realize that like 90% of stand up jokes are made up right even when they say true story. its all for show.

  73. Joshua Marcotte

    Sandler and Ben affleck look like brothers

  74. Abu Hakeem

    Is that doug Stanhope??

    Zachary Quinn

    Omg might be

  75. Dog Obi

    That’s the power of the bro

    gogo dodo

    Dog Obi hell yeah bro 👊

  76. rTracker

    This audio sounds horrible

  77. mojohvncho

    The way he just tells the story I feel like this has to be true lol

    NoEazi

    Nope. This guy writes movies for a living. Definitely made up

    David

    Based on true story.
    The end gag was definitely b*llsh!t.

    Mike B

    Go look at the roller coasters at Disney World, then tell me which ones go in a loop, then tell me of those which one allows 3 people at a time. I mean the Thunder mountain one I could see an adult with 2 kids side by side, but no loop and doesn't launch you. Space mountain is 3 person cars but no loop and you don't sit side by side and no launch, only ride with a loop and launch is the Rock n' Rollercoaster but it's 2 people side by side not 3 people. Considering his kids are so close in age this didn't happen when he only had 1 kid (height requirement), so I'm guessing a few of the details (if not the whole story) were fabricated. (Yeah I thought way too much on this... like 3 or 4 minutes)

    bouttolaunchrocket

    Mike B Everest?

    Mike B

    @bouttolaunchrocket Only 2 people side by side, and no loops if memory serves. Granted I've only ridden it once.

  78. Aldiggy2000

    Welcome back Adam!!! People also shouldn't give Adam any crap just because a movie or two wasn't good. Dude is massively talented and has made some good movies too

    Alan Garcia

    A movie or two?! Try a couple dozen.

  79. OmazingE30

    Im that fucking guy lol

  80. Matthew Peers

    His films are trash and people slate him but that was funny man

  81. suraj punjabi

    Sandler really proved tht rotten tomatoes is unreliable with this special.

    God

    suraj punjabi what?

    Hug0Pro

    Wait, U needed even more proof? Hasnt this been proven ages ago?

  82. Husain Alhayki

    He's soo bad. It's turning goo.. no forget it still so bad

  83. zyrxom

    So who was looking through the comment section checking to see if someone claims to be the Oklahoma guy?

  84. Jordan Harrelson

    I'm disappointed he didn't put the picture on the big screen. Also, I'm pretty sure he's talking about the rocking roller coaster.

    Pumpkin Princess

    When he said 3 I instantly thought space mountain

    David

    Coz it was bullsh!t
    Bubble burst

    BoppoB

    I think mixed the stories together probably. He prob got the idea from riding the rocking rollercoaster but Space Mountain was the one that he probably wasn't able to ride the coaster with on

    David

    I don’t doubt that he stood in line for a rollercoaster ride, but the rest was a rollercoaster ride of his imagination...

  85. Harry Rupertus

    If I saw Adam Sandler having to wait for the next coaster car while his family is headed down the tracks I'd abandon everyone I was with and let them know I'll see them after I ride the coaster with Adam 🤣 when would that ever happen again? I'd have to at least try too get that ride 😂👍🏻🤘🏻

    Ajant Smith

    That's kinda gay bro

  86. Ordinary Man

    You can say whatever the fuck you want but I love Adam, what a guy.

  87. Liam Garry

    What if the guy recognized him but just wanted to be cool about it lol

    Iqra Bhatti

    Yeh I didn't think about it that way.... but since u say it that way.... that random DUDE got a picture with ADAM Sandler on a ride together... I would of defo brought that pic. ahaha So I totally agree with you

  88. adam burdt

    Adam sandler ain't waiting in Disney land lines

    Liam Garry

    He said before he doesn't takr special treatment bc it teaches his kids the wrong lesson

  89. Smudgethebullstaff

    Me an Adam, think alike, i done something similar to that once

  90. ACG Medical

    Give Adam a hat, he’s Billy Madison

    Give Adam a hockey jersey, he’s happy Gilmore


    Adam Sandler, has been playing the same character his entire life with just different clothes.

    clay jack

    It’s not the same character every time but it’s the same story.

    501Bloo

    I think he just plays himself in the different situations.

    clay jack

    501Bloo he’s definitely not playing himself in Waterboy.

    Mr Killums

    Little Nicky?

    None Ya

    Watch "Reign Over Me". His talent is way big.

  91. erick alvarado

    Wow he's falling off his stand-up sucks just as much as his movies now

    CARTOONIVERSE1

    erick alvarado- He *always* sucked & wildly overrated.

  92. Bashir Bayero

    😅😂🤣☺️

  93. muja MR

    Adam Sandler our new bi icon

  94. 覃达威

    哈哈哈啊哈,好棒!