Sandler, Adam - Davey's Song Lyrics
[Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:]
He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!
[Police:]
What?
[Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:]
He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl
[Davey:]
Oh, boy
I'm the kinda guy that can't stand the holiday
So I drink them all away
That's me
And I won't eat no potato lakees
But I'll give this old ladies melons a squeeze
That's just who I am
Well, I'll never spin a dreidel
But I'll always throw an egg
And I'll charliehorse your leg- for laughs
While you're singing your holiday tune
I'm acting like the town Bafoon
Whipping out my big white scary moon
And blowing a beef your way
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
To me they're just something to shoot
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
Well, I'm a snowmobile stealing
No 'tis the season' feeling
Kind of guy (kind of guy)
This time of year sucks
So I take my numchucks
And make sure every snowman dies
Believeing in Santa's all wrong
And Chaunaka's eight days too long
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
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Sandler, Adam Davey's Song Comments
Me on Wattpad.
fucking perfect today already
My Christmas song Evey year
Movie is abysmal, but this song is still pretty sweet
I hate the movie so mutch, it's awful. However, listening to this song separately it's pretty good. What is with terrible animated movies having one good song at the begining? It's like 'One little slip' from Chicken little in that it's the only good part of the film.
Is this on Spotify? Probably not as I can’t seem to find it
But if it is and I’m just stupid can someone link me? 😂
Eight crazy nights is a cool movie
I love how this song has balls to make fun of Hanukkah despite that Chandler himself is jewish
That is a very rude song.
JP Carnotaurus Dude cry about it
that's the point Xd
It's Adam Sandler duhh!!
This song is extremely catchy I can’t stop Singing the song I Keep humming and singing the “I hate Love, I hate You I Hate Me” Part
Adam was a pretty good singer
When he was younger, he used to sing at weddings!
He still is a good singer! Welp my opinion lol
Check out his special 100% Fresh. It's a masterpiece!
The movie itself sucks but the song is my business
My Song On Valentine's When I Was Rejected :)
I love this movie😭
I will always love this movie
Happy Hanukkah my friends.
I wrote a Valentine's Day version of this 😂😂😂 I love this song so much
Let's hear it.
I want to hear it
Same here
this and the song where he's at the mall have to be my favorites. This one sorta feels related to me. not all but most of it
best song of the movie in my opinion
Same here
I hate love. I hate you. I hate me.
My favorite Christmas song
December 2014
december 2019!
Love this song.
This is exactly how I feel about Valentine's Day.
junglepython pearl best reply ever
TopHatFilms thanks. Rape/objectification, abuse of all types, and harassment are horrible fucking things that need to stop.
junglepython pearl oh
Funny enough I actually wrote a song to this tune about my hatred for Valentine's Day
junglepython pearl it’s because Valentine’s Day is depressing for single people like me
I watch this movie everyday, I sing along sometimes, but I like this song.
I watch this movie everyday, I sing along sometimes, but I like this song.
Everyday? Damn
This should have been in the grinch
Drink em all away
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