Sandler, Adam - A Christmas Song Lyrics






Well, um it's the holiday season
And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice
And I'm kinda feelin' guilty
So I wrote a song

So many presents, so little time
Santa won't be coming
By my house this year
'Cause I tried to drown my sister
And I pierced my ear
Oh mama made it perfectly clear
Santa don't like bad boys
Especially Jewish ones

Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks
Are what I desire
So, why'd I have to set
The pizza guy's hair on fire
I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar
So, no toys for me

I don't deserve 'em
I couldn't wait for a big wheel
As the holiday neared
But then I told my grandma
That she had a beard

Dear Santa
I know what my problem is
Why I can't be good
It's a fear of intimacy
You see, my whole life
Whenever I've met someone
Really great like you and
I keep feeling
I'm getting too close to them
Something inside me
Makes me want to screw it up
So in a weird way
The reason I'm so bad is because
I love you so much Santa

Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots
Is what I was hopin' for
But then I made a death threat
To Vice President Gore
Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door
'Cause he's a big fat whore
What made me say that!?

Chutes and Ladders
Would be so good indeed
So why's I have to sell
That cop a bag of weed

So Santa please give me
My Easy Bake Oven
I swear I thought Billy goats
Were made for lovin'

So Santa won't you
Accept my apologies
Santa can't you see
I'm beggin' you please
Oh Santa, next year
I'll do you right
Live from New York
It's Saturday Night





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  1. �.... �....

    Merry Christmas brothers

  2. f.... ....

    So why sent that cop a bag of weed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  3. M.... M....

    Adam Sandler, your song's /video's "RULE!!"😀😀😀😀😄😄😄😄😄😈😈😈😈

  4. M.... D....

    I can’t believe I never saw this before! 😂👍

  5. A.... A....

    Respected ...

  6. D.... V....

    I died laughing at the first minute thanks Sandler

  7. T.... D....

    I love it😆😆😆

  8. J.... J....

    Adam Sandler is a racist bigot pig.

  9. L.... M....

    I LOVE him! lmao.

  10. n.... d....

    This is a classic

  11. A.... ....

    Damn I be cracking up trying to sing

  12. Q.... C....

    Godzilla , Why dose aunt Bonnie have a beard ? Great one Don , Merry Christmas :) QC

  13. w.... m....

    sandman is the best!

  14. D.... H....

    So funny!!

  15. E.... V....

    Also 1:57

  16. E.... V....

    And 1:50

  17. E.... V....

    Look at1:34

  18. T.... S....

    no talent there. he was the most unfunniest of snl .

  19. J.... J....

    Merry Xmas you offended SJWs!

  20. M.... P....

    🤣🤣🤣😆👍

  21. H.... T....

    only boomers find this funny

  22. r.... h....

    it is feckn brill xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  23. B.... C....

    Lol hope everyone is offended. This is still funny.

  24. T.... C....

    So very overrated. One hit wonder

  25. M.... W....

    I love Adam Sandler, he's funny

  26. P.... O....

    Love Adam Sandler

  27. M.... B....

    Oh Santa won't be knocken on my door CAUSE HES A BIG FAT WHORE LOL😂😃 1:59

  28. B.... W....

    His Christmas wish should have been to stay this funny.

  29. A.... H....

    This is so funny!

  30. j.... h....

    oh my god this is so so funny

  31. g.... Y....

    Haha funny

  32. R.... W....

    Watch the beginning with captions it says something really bad

    R.... W....

    Hahaha ur right

  33. f.... ....

    😂😂😂😂😂

  34. f.... ....

    Of course he would be funny when he sings

  35. L.... ....

    Sally Field hosted this episode.

  36. M.... S....

    Rod Carew did not convert to Judaism. He was married to a Jewish woman and considered converting but decided not to.

  37. S.... M....

    ))) Mein Lieblings-Weihnachtslied for ever !! )))))))))))))))))))9

  38. W.... P....

    i need a laugh because my bro died this year so fuck Christmas

  39. S.... M....

    ..so, no Toys for me ))))))))))))))))))))) herrlich Adam ...)))

  40. J.... R....

    Christmas 2019 here we go!!!!

    J.... R....

    YEEEEEEEET!

  41. B.... A....

    😂🤣

  42. T.... V....

    Santa won’t be knocking on my door because he’s a big fat whore 😂

  43. T.... W....

    He been bad lol

  44. B.... Y....

    lmao...

  45. M.... D....

    What a hero

  46. T.... I....

    Jews hate Christians and everyone else too.

  47. A.... L....

    Contact my radio station, I want this

  48. T.... L....

    This song is to good. Needs to be played more.😂😂

  49. i.... a....

    Santa's a big fat *whore!!* What made me say that?!

  50. S.... ....

    "Then I told my grandma that she had a beard" xD

  51. M.... M....

    Omfg it funny as hell

  52. D.... Z....

    😂😂

  53. C.... S....

    If people were being real with how life is thier deeds and were working out thier salvation with the Lord, because it is going to go something like this; this actually would be a good angle, as long is one is really contrightful of thier sins; for the Lord has a great sense of humor. I think Adams place is sealed in the Third Heaven.😉

  54. X.... G....

    Billy Madison why dose my phone keep pausing?😂 also you need to stop setting people’s hair on fire🔥😂🤣

  55. S.... H....

    I live for the guy dying in the back at 2:27

  56. D.... P....

    ifunck iti

  57. A.... a....

    I like it but I am jewish

  58. C.... S....

    Sandler Claus

  59. C.... S....

    Getting definite banes world vibes from this

  60. P.... S....

    .......See? Sander can actually be funny!!!!.....when he's legitimately trying.

  61. J.... C....

    Haha 😂🤣😍😘😱😱😱😱😱🦌🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐈🐱🐱🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐈🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🦁🦁🦁🦁

  62. j.... t....

    It's so cool. tia and tamera and him so many people look like my mom

  63. m.... n....

    So adam is in love with santa?

  64. S.... ....

    The big, fat whore comment is my favorite.

  65. P.... H....

    no one can be funny as Adam

  66. s.... ....

    I learned to play this just in time for Christmas 😂

  67. D.... L....

    TakeDaREDPill.com ————> GO!

  68. S.... A....

    Funny. LOL!!!!!

  69. R.... B....

    I love Adam Sandler he's funny as fuck man especially Billy Madison that was my favorite movie that Veronica Vaughn she is a babe what Chris Farley said

  70. A.... C....

    adam sandler the chistmas

  71. M.... W....

    What year is this

  72. R.... S....

    Adam Sandler isn't even Christian...
    How does he get to perform Christmas songs through buffoonery and satirical innuendos? This ludacris is antichristian, while Christians have every right as second covenant Jews.

  73. B.... E....

    LOL. I love it.

  74. F.... S....

    He is so funny, and so is this song!

  75. A.... D....

    This is too funny!!!!😂😂😂😂

  76. J.... S....

    Classic Adam Sandler!
    If you like this, I invite you to check out my DIY music video, Happy New Beer!

  77. T.... W....

    I love Adam :)

  78. E.... H....

    That's to funny

  79. R.... L....

    Just another not funny no talent weird Jew on snl

  80. J.... 4....

    Especially JEWISH ONES!!!!!!🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  81. m.... c....

    the best song in the world

  82. I.... G....

    Well,um it's the holiday season
    And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice
    And I'm kinda feelin' guilty
    So I wrote a song

    So many presents, so little time
    Santa won't be coming
    By my house this year
    'Cause I tried to drown my sister
    And I pierced my ear
    Oh mama made it perfectly clear
    Santa don't like bad boys

    Especially Jewish ones

    Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks
    Are what I desire
    So, why'd I have to set
    The pizza guy's hair on fire
    I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar
    So, no toys for me

    I don't deserve 'em
    I couldn't wait for a big wheel
    As the holiday neared
    But then I told my grandma
    That she had a beard

    (speaking) Dear Santa,
    I know what my problem is
    Why I can't be good


    It's a fear of intimacy
    You see, my whole life
    Whenever I've met someone
    really great like you and,
    I keep feeling
    I'm getting too close to them
    Something inside me
    Makes me want to screw it up
    So in a weird way
    The reason I'm so bad is because
    I love you so much Santa

    Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots
    Is what I was hopin' for
    But then I made a death threat
    To Vice President Gore
    Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door
    'Cause he's a big fat whore


    What made me say that!?

    Chutes and Ladders
    Would be so good indeed
    So why's I have to sell
    That cop a bag of weed

    So Santa please give me
    My Easy Bake Oven
    I swear I thought Billy goats
    Were made for lovin'

    So Santa won't you
    Accept my appoligies
    Santa can't you see
    I'm beggin' you please
    Oh Santa, next year
    I'll do you right
    Live from New York
    It's Saturday Night

    I.... G....

    It's Gnip Gnop, not Skanif-kanof.

    I.... G....

    Thanks I guess

  83. u.... 1....

    Jewish ones

  84. D.... H....

    Hehehehe

  85. D.... ....

    I won't

  86. S.... ....

    Especially Jewish ones 😂😂😂😂😂

  87. R.... T....

    This is one Christmas song that needs to be played on the radio.

    R.... T....

    SO TRUE !!!

    R.... T....

    Yeeeeeessssssss

  88. H.... H....

    2:00 is so funny i played this song over and over again

  89. F.... V....

    SNL is timeless

  90. J.... G....

    Classic Sandler
    Man blast from the past

  91. D.... F....

    So why did I go sell that cop a bag of weed 😂😂

  92. G.... O....

    He's golden

  93. A.... S....

    Does anyone recognize the chords he played?

    A.... S....

    Andrew Sangalang if you watched polar express sometimes the noise when they are on the carriage that spins it sounds like it