Sandler, Adam - 7 Foot Man Lyrics
We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax
I'm the 7 foot man,
I've commited no crime,
Bumping my head into doorways,
I'm 7 feet tall,
And I repeat,
They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,
I'm 7 feet tall,
And I dont play basketball,
I'm 7 feet tall,
But I'm still just a man,
So of course it hurts me a lot,
When I walk into the ceiling fan,
But its been nine years since I've had a trim,
The barber says,
I cant reach the top of his head,
7 foot man,
(ha ha)I cannot hide,
7 foot man,
I know cause I've tried,
7 foot man,
My last girlfriend died,
Because my penis,
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!
So the next time you see me,
Walking around,
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,
Tell me to duck down,
And I'll pay you back ,
Soon you will see,
By getting you frisbee down from that tree,
I do what i can,
I'm the 7 foot man,
7 foot man,
7 foot man
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Sandler, Adam 7 Foot Man Comments
Still, after all these years, fucking fantastic!
Love the song, love his performance!
The problem with having big muscles only, is that when somebody does challenge you to a fight, Your lack of fighting ability will be exposed. Adding even more insult to injury.
Having muscle is not a repellent for bullying. Smarts and a the ability to kick someone's ass is usually what handles that.
re interestingNice film. Youtube is fantastic for this kind of thing.My best friend had been bullied. He explained he was gonna grow muscle mass. I didn't believe him. Right up until he added 40 pounds of genuine lean muscle mass. He used the Muscle Building Bible - look for it in Google. Not a soul dares to intimidate him these days.
I subscribed last week. Not to mention the guys emails a!!!
Sounds like it was written on a bus.
This song..... it's.....SO TRUE...
i love the energy of the crowd during this performance
because my pppeeeennnniiiissssss!!!!!!!! is 7 feet wide!
Love the song
awesome
You love the song, but you hate the lyrics?..LOL..