Sandler, Adam - 101 Lyrics

My wife's grandmother turned... she turned 101 years old, which is nice, 101 years old. - [cheers and applause] - That's good for the family, you know, good to have that in your genes. My daughter's got that great life. My family, we fucking die... I should be dead is all I'm saying. It makes no sense that I'm here right now. But 101 years old... I went to her birthday, I gave her 101 punches in the shoulder... Just, she kept going, "Ooh." And I was saying, "It's tradition. We can't break tradition, Grandma." She was like, "I want to break tradition." I was like, "Well, you can't. So, just fucking deal with 94 more." And bam. "Oh! "