Sammy Hagar - Dick In The Dirt Lyrics






I know this guy named Richard
He's my red-necked friend
He does everything the hard way
You see, Rich don't like to bend

He went out for a haircut
Get himself a little trim
Got hooked up with a beautician
And she set out to do him in

She knocked Dick in the dirt
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no
She knocked Dick in the dirt
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt

Now Rich knows girls in England
He's a well traveled man
He's been around the world, you see
He's met some hard demands

But, Jane, she knocked him right down
Well, he just get right back up, whew
Together they have this bond, you see
She likes to tie him up

She knocked Dick in the dirt
Yeah, he said that it didn't hurt one bit, no
She knocked Dick in the dirt
Yeah, but then she kissed him where it hurt, ow

Now, Rich, he got all junked up
Something rubbed him wrong
But, Jane, she straightens him out
Yeah, it never takes that long

'Cause Rich, he has no conscience
He's of a friendly persuasion
And any chance he has to meet someone new
He'll always rise to the occasion

She knocked Dick in the dirt
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no
She knocked Dick in the dirt
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt, ow

She knocked Dick in the dirt
He said, oh,it didn't hurt one bit, no
She knocked Dick in the dirt
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt
Uh, ow





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    Have heard this song before good

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    I have every casette of Sammy's, trying to get them in CD's and the ones when he was with Van Halen (I think I have all of theirs too). But he made Van Halen, sorry Dave. I've had the privilege of seeing him in concert every time he comes close to South Carolina. He makes you feel like you're actually partying with him. He still rocks and will continue to do so, his music will always be played because he's just that great. He's been my favorite since the first time I heard him. I listen to him all the time, and every time, puts me in a great mood. I even named my Rhodesian ridgeback after him, his hair was the same color Sammy's. And I know this sounds a little morbid, but when my time comes, I'm having two of his songs played, I'm just that big of fan of his and I want to go out rocking. Yes, he's still got it! Sammy rocks!

  3. J.... Q....

    1.- Stairway To Heaven. 2.- Dick In The Dirt.

  4. �.... ....

    I have the original cassette

  5. J.... A....

    Man when u hear songs when u were young man it makes u vibrant

  6. E.... V....

    Ah, yes, an awesome 80s tune about life on the farm.

    Never understood why this didn't get airplay.

    😉
    😎

  7. E.... 5....

    Saw him on this tour right before he joined van hagar

  8. R.... B....

    Sammy Hagar Still Kicking ASS In 2019

  9. P.... ....

    I remember seeing him live months after graduation. VOA tour, Ector County Coliseum, Krokus open for him. They were ok. But everyons cheered when Sammy came out. It was so hot on the floor. Ppl who had t-shirts whipped them around in the air so those nearby could get a breeze.
    Sammy yelled, "Somebody turn on the ----king air conditioner!!! ". And everyone screamed. Girls I never knew were pressing in and grinding me to the music. One girl asked if u would help her get on stage if she got the chance, and I said sure. We were about three rows back. She never got the chance. My ears ringed for a whole day.
    Good times.

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    If your`re talking about Odessa TX ...YES YES .. I was there ...what a Blast from the past...I've talked of that concert just last week...funny

  10. l.... ....

    Sammy one of the coolest rock stars have been a fan over 35+ years first time I seen him wayback 1985 on the VOA tour with Dokken

  11. C.... L....

    Sammy Hagar.... hard rock swag at it's finest

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    53 people have no sense of humor

  13. E.... C....

    No idea how this song worked its way into my head after not hearing it for almost 35 years 😅
    I hate it when that happens

  14. P.... K....

    Take this Commercial Down. I support Donald trump. Illegal Immigration has costed me Monetary Loses for almost 2 decades.

    P.... K....

    I guess he "costed" you a lot more than that...


    Starting with brain cells......oh, wait- wan't it immigration that brought you the drugs that you were on when you wrote that?


    Aw, shucks....truth hurts, doesn't it?

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    Trump Rules 2020.

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    @Paul Kruse
    You missed the "D".


    You meant Trump DROOLS 2020

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    @Paul Kruse fuck Trumps bitch ass

  15. B.... W....

    Used to listen to this before going longlining for halibut on my 58 footer out of Seward Ak!!! Awesome...

  16. B.... R....

    When ever Rock and Roll Weekend came on used to crank it up if it was late at night out came the headphones theirs more then one way to rock good times stay the course Bruce

  17. D.... B....

    His best song.

  18. D.... D....

    Some of the worst lyrics known to mankind..... dreadful p

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    @Ian Jones
    Right?!! Hagar's songs were never meant to be anything more than four minutes of fun party songs. Never meant to be taken too seriously.

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    @Ed Campbell Leave the snowflake alone....he's still waiting for the testes to drop.....

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    I had the original cassette

  20. T.... l....

    Maybe Dick had a Standing Hampton.....The Hagar, Red Rocker is so smooth, like the best is the Cabo Wabo vid with VH.No one can top that..not one better......PERIOD-----Just saying.

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    Naw, no "just saying"....


    You got it right dude....

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    Red Rocker RULES...bad ass even in his 70's

  22. L.... H....

    Saw him back in the 80's with Van Halen, awesome show in Louisville KY.

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    I saw Van Hagar in Houston late 80's...a great show

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    Sammy is The Shit !!! A True Legend...Fuck Van Halen !!!

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    Daryl Napier

  25. d.... m....

    I'll always remember this when I was playing it driving over to see my slut girlfriend. What the fuck was wrong. Horny fucker i am. Boy did I pay!!!!

  26. J.... B....

    Where the F*^k are todays versions of these guys. Nowdays singers all sing like soft c$)ks.

  27. M.... M....

    Careful if you put your pecker in the ant hole

  28. �.... B....

    Hell yeah! Hagar rocks!

  29. D.... J....

    Maybe she could help straighten out my Longfellow.

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    Doc Jackson lol Rodney Dangerfield

  30. T.... R....

    still have the original cassette

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    thats cool

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    I still got it the album.

    T.... R....

    I do too. Wore it out, but still have it!

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    Wore mine out. :(

  31. M.... ....

    Great tune, the bassline in the chorus almost sounds like robert palmers addicted to love

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    McBro316 ur tonedeaf then palmers best song is a five sammy had sevens

  32. t.... ....

    I usd to rock out to this on KMET in L. A> What a great station that was! Alas, it is long gone :(

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    transitfan954 the mighty met. 94.7

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    KSHE95 ST.Louis MO. Still going strong 50 years later

  33. S.... J....

    Ha ha...remember when this was new...

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    i saw the opening night of the tour in lubbock texas. met him playing tennis at my jr. high school.

    S.... J....

    I still have this album from when it came out. Still got a stereo record player.

  34. s.... p....

    gawd.....

  35. W.... F....

    I luv Sammy Hagar ever since Montrose, he rocks my balls off and I am old (62) this summer. His guitar is phenomenal and his stage presence is so excelllent , this is a old rockin'roll number and his new band which I'm confused about but I think is Circle of Friends will cook just as much....Vern Koestel

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    +WC Fruita 51 nyself.....yeah we can do that!!!

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    +stephen patterson god i can't spell anymore.....go figure....lol

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    WC Fruita , you better go find your balls dude,

    W.... F....

    Chickenfoot is his band. Check that stuff its awesome.

  36. B.... V....

    Dick in the dirt, he jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt

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    She kissed them were it hurts...(great strip song!)

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    loudmusic67 AND THEN IT SQUIRT!!!😅😁😂😂👻👊👊👊

  38. b.... b....

    awesome

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    marry me Sammy Haggar

  39. M.... ....

    Such language in the title lol. This tune ROCKS!!!!! ROCK ON!!!!!!

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    his friend's name is richard.