Ryan Higa - Nice Guys Lyrics

Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash.
It's not what I really wanna do.
But you only date bad guys
So I'll give you my best try
To treat you the way you want me to.

I never open a door
Or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was
But I don't really care
And if you ever get cold
You'll just have to hack it
Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave you my jacket

Like whoa
You ain't sitting up front
Front is for the homies,
You can sit in the trunk
I never answer my phone
Whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet

Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash.
It's not what I really want to do.
But you only date bad guys
So I'll give you my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

And I'mma beat you
In every competition
Going out with the girls,
You better get my permission
Wait no!
I take that back, you can't go
House is on tonight
And that's my favorite show

"Do I look fat in this dress?"
Hell, yeah! You do!
Wait, let me speak your language
Cows go mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo

Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do
Oh, you only date bad guys
So I'll give you my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

But behind the scenes
She means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she's beautiful
And show her that she's loved
Hold her hand when she's scared
Tell her how much I care
But that won't win her heart because...

Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do.
Oh, you only date bad guys
So I'll give you my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

Hoe!