Ryan Higa - Lamp God Lyrics
I'm beginning to feel like a lamp god, lamp god
All theses fake fans wanna be apart of the lamp squad, lamp squad
Now who thinks their bulbs are bright enough to max watt, max watt
They said I'm hot and I'm store bought for more than laptops
I need a hat like a lamp shade just to keep in my heat
My shades' so hot I heat up hot pockets
Got a fat knot in my backdrop
Got a million or a billion wattage
Edison knows me as TheRealThomas
Though my name isn't Tom, riddle me on this
More volts? Voltymort, expelliarmus
And I know that I can't rap all that well
Gibberish, A little Asian, alliteration
This chickty mickety, flippity flip-flops
You don't really want to get into a lampin' match with this lampity-lamp
Now back to the lamp rap, and pretend these lyrical Tic and Tacks are really Eminems I spat
I still be able to outshine a lava-lamping table
Bright as a flash like a low-lit-Snapchat that's on a 5s
It doesn't really matter what I say right here, just got to keep it fast so your ears can't hear
But you gotta make sure when you're ending a line, its close enough, close enough to a rhyme
ASDF, LMNOP, 123 everybody follow me
Cuz this is the part most vital for applause
Back to the start, end with the title LAMP GOD
TEEHEE!!!!
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Ryan Higa Lamp God Comments
Dear Hair, can you cut your mop? It looks like a dirty Ryan!
I like how that comment was made 54 minutes ago from this video
Dear Ryan how many burgers can you eat
Good brain you made him cry you piece of shit
Dear Ryan can u act like an assassin creed.......
0:55 "Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute order 66."
Adult man licking lollipop at work
After 4 years
eminem copied ryan higa's rap god
rap god still one of my fav songs
Zach king?
Dear Ryan
Dear Ryan,can you make rap out of dear ryan comments
Dear Ryan,
Can you please make a parody of avengers endgame...!!!??
Sorry for saying that
Your hair looks weird
Billy Jones do your own comment
Dear ryan find a person that is famous
Dear Ryan can you p
Dear Ryan,
Can you make a lamp parody of Eminem’s new song godzilla? Lampzilla?
No hey guys at the beginning?!?!!😡
Dear Ryan please can you grow out your hair.
Dear Ryan can you cut your hair it looks like a dirty mop!
Dear Ryan,
Can u give CodebreakerPlayz a shout?
Fast part of lamp god:
Uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin zero lumen what I gotta do to get it through to you I’m super lumen innovative and I’m made of shade so that anything you say really isn’t touché and it’ll glue to you, I’m illuminating more than ever demonstrating how to give a motherfucking audience a feeling like it’s never fading, levitating and I know the lighters are forever waiting for the day that they can say I turned off they’d be celebrating, cause I know the way to get me motivated I make illuminating music, you make elevator music
That rap was so good omg!
*DEAR BILLY JOHNS*, have you ever look in the mirror cause......WAIT, do you even have one. You must really be a mental disabled pusshole KID.
Dear Ryan cut your hair it looks like a dirty mop
ok guys just subcribe to thet guy
Dear Ryan, can u cut your hair cause it looks like a mop?
You should have done the entire song. If you can sing for six minutes straight using more words spitting just a little bit more faster. You can break Eminem's Guinness world record!
what is this name nigaahqhzyeh
I'm Ryan I'm soda for you
Dear Ryan can you go bald
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💓💓😍💓😍😍
lol 69k comments.
Dear Rayn can you make a how to be ninja 3.0
Dear Ryan can you drink coke and Pepsi together
Dear Ryan Clipp your hair
Dear Ryan can u cut your hair
Man, FUCK BILLY JONES
Dear Ryan, can you go ahead and start World War 3
4:18
Good thing that it was flagged.
Dear rayan can you cut your hair it looks like a beautiful mop
Dear noodle, can you cut you hair? It
looks like a dirty mop.
that one justin picture with all those oprahs
Ok in a bit way too old to comment but ryan looks like han solo from star wars
Dear Ryan, can you rap like Mac Lethal please
Ilove this guy 🙂🙄
Dear Ryan,can you cut you hair it looks like a dirty mop
Dear Ryan you're an amazing youtuber
Dear Ryan can you make a anima horror move plz
Don't worry Ryan your hear looks great
2020 iz heer
2020 :DDD
69k comments llo
hey your hair looks like a mop
Billy Jones 🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😠😠
Fuck off Billy Jones.
4:56, there’s the rap.
I know 1464
What did the fox say
Dear ryan cound you cut your hair
Ryan dear cut your mop
Dear ryan. Can you play guitar?
I was digging my nose with my left index and thumb 1:26
Dear Ryan
Dear Ryan
dear ryan make a tangled parody with that hair style
you look like zack king
gosh darn it billy jones, I wasn't gonna gave to do this but *uno reverse card*
Dear Ryan can you make a parody of "revenge" by captainsparklez
Billy Jones shall die.
Fuck u for writing that stupid rasest comments
Dear Ryan,can you eat potato?
Dear Ryan , can u be bald?
😂😆
Hey its han solo!
Hahaha you are amazing!
U r fast
He sound Chinese’s
Dear Ryan Can u rap on goats n boats next time or bolts n colds
Dear Ryan do a short film
Dear Ryan,can click a coin for 2min continuesly
Lol lamp god great joke Ryan
When you are a lamp and u wanna go to lamp battle
The thing when that person in the dear ryan negative comment that he freaking want ALL asians D E A D ironically i'm filipino wow what a GREAT comment
Ryan : *reads hate comment*
Me : *Loads LMG with murderous intent*
At 1:47 if u pause at right time there a picture of Justin Beiber
This is how many slaps billy jones gets 😡
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TOASTED ARMY like baiting and also you just now watched this? For me yt is just recommending all the videos ive watched before
Dear Ryan do you have a favourite yt
Dear Ryan can you make a horror movie super Mario 😂💀👀
Damn billy Jones seems like an over exaggerated person using the word “WOW” also who’s name is Billy Jones
If your name is billy Jones I apologize I was meaning to the guy not to any actual good Billy Jones
Love you
Omg right as he did the lamp rap my friend messaged me saying he got a lamp for his birthday
MR. CLICKBAIT I see you with your clickbait
be a god? think not,why be a god,when you can be a LÄMP
i sad im asian boi
1:10 sounds like French and German mixed