Ryan Higa - Lamp God Lyrics






I'm beginning to feel like a lamp god, lamp god
All theses fake fans wanna be apart of the lamp squad, lamp squad
Now who thinks their bulbs are bright enough to max watt, max watt
They said I'm hot and I'm store bought for more than laptops
I need a hat like a lamp shade just to keep in my heat
I plug in laptops, got adapt socket
My shades' so hot I heat up hot pockets
Got a fat knot in my backdrop
Got a million or a billion wattage
Edison knows me as TheRealThomas
Though my name isn't Tom, riddle me on this
More volts? Voltymort, expelliarmus
And I know that I can't rap all that well
Gibberish, A little Asian, alliteration
This chickty mickety, flippity flip-flops
You don't really want to get into a lampin' match with this lampity-lamp
Slapping a Mac on the back, where the laptop back cracks like a Tic-Tac snackitty snack
Now back to the lamp rap, and pretend these lyrical Tic and Tacks are really Eminems I spat
I still be able to outshine a lava-lamping table
Bright as a flash like a low-lit-Snapchat that's on a 5s
It doesn't really matter what I say right here, just got to keep it fast so your ears can't hear
But you gotta make sure when you're ending a line, its close enough, close enough to a rhyme
ASDF, LMNOP, 123 everybody follow me
Cuz this is the part most vital for applause
Back to the start, end with the title LAMP GOD

TEEHEE!!!!





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  1. J.... B....

    Dear Hair, can you cut your mop? It looks like a dirty Ryan!

  2. M.... 1....

    I like how that comment was made 54 minutes ago from this video

  3. A.... A....

    Dear Ryan how many burgers can you eat

  4. O.... S....

    Good brain you made him cry you piece of shit

  5. T.... S....

    Dear Ryan can u act like an assassin creed.......

  6. H.... T....

    0:55 "Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute order 66."

  7. -.... N....

    Adult man licking lollipop at work

  8. S.... j....

    After 4 years
    eminem copied ryan higa's rap god

  9. K.... W....

    rap god still one of my fav songs

  10. Z.... P....

    Zach king?

  11. N.... N....

    Dear Ryan

  12. S.... M....

    Dear Ryan,can you make rap out of dear ryan comments

  13. P.... J....

    Dear Ryan,
    Can you please make a parody of avengers endgame...!!!??

  14. K.... -....

    Sorry for saying that

  15. K.... -....

    Your hair looks weird

  16. R.... 2....

    Billy Jones do your own comment

  17. Z.... S....

    Dear ryan find a person that is famous

  18. M.... A....

    Dear Ryan can you p

  19. A.... B....

    Dear Ryan,

    Can you make a lamp parody of Eminem’s new song godzilla? Lampzilla?

  20. k.... y....

    No hey guys at the beginning?!?!!😡

  21. L.... N....

    Dear Ryan please can you grow out your hair.

  22. C.... S....

    Dear Ryan can you cut your hair it looks like a dirty mop!

  23. A.... S....

    Dear Ryan,

    Can u give CodebreakerPlayz a shout?

  24. j.... g....

    Fast part of lamp god:
    Uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin zero lumen what I gotta do to get it through to you I’m super lumen innovative and I’m made of shade so that anything you say really isn’t touché and it’ll glue to you, I’m illuminating more than ever demonstrating how to give a motherfucking audience a feeling like it’s never fading, levitating and I know the lighters are forever waiting for the day that they can say I turned off they’d be celebrating, cause I know the way to get me motivated I make illuminating music, you make elevator music

  25. W.... B....

    That rap was so good omg!

  26. R.... H....

    *DEAR BILLY JOHNS*, have you ever look in the mirror cause......WAIT, do you even have one. You must really be a mental disabled pusshole KID.

  27. F.... P....

    Dear Ryan cut your hair it looks like a dirty mop

  28. K.... D....

    ok guys just subcribe to thet guy

  29. S.... t....

    Dear Ryan, can u cut your hair cause it looks like a mop?

  30. W.... R....

    You should have done the entire song. If you can sing for six minutes straight using more words spitting just a little bit more faster. You can break Eminem's Guinness world record!

  31. A.... A....

    what is this name nigaahqhzyeh

  32. R.... M....

    I'm Ryan I'm soda for you

  33. D.... G....

    Dear Ryan can you go bald

  34. H.... D....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💓💓😍💓😍😍

  35. E.... ....

    lol 69k comments.

  36. I.... P....

    Dear Rayn can you make a how to be ninja 3.0

  37. Z.... G....

    Dear Ryan can you drink coke and Pepsi together

  38. L.... ....

    Dear Ryan Clipp your hair

  39. T.... r....

    Dear Ryan can u cut your hair

  40. H.... 6....

    Man, FUCK BILLY JONES

  41. A.... C....

    Dear Ryan, can you go ahead and start World War 3

  42. Y.... ....

    4:18
    Good thing that it was flagged.

  43. M.... Z....

    Dear rayan can you cut your hair it looks like a beautiful mop

  44. M.... L....

    Dear noodle, can you cut you hair? It
    looks like a dirty mop.

  45. S.... C....

    that one justin picture with all those oprahs

  46. S.... K....

    Ok in a bit way too old to comment but ryan looks like han solo from star wars

  47. V.... A....

    Dear Ryan, can you rap like Mac Lethal please

  48. J.... M....

    Ilove this guy 🙂🙄

  49. f.... g....

    Dear Ryan,can you cut you hair it looks like a dirty mop

  50. T.... B....

    Dear Ryan you're an amazing youtuber

  51. M.... L....

    Dear Ryan can you make a anima horror move plz

  52. M.... L....

    Don't worry Ryan your hear looks great

  53. S.... B....

    2020 iz heer

  54. z.... ....

    2020 :DDD

  55. C.... M....

    69k comments llo

  56. O.... Y....

    hey your hair looks like a mop

  57. K.... T....

    Billy Jones 🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😠😠

  58. S.... S....

    Fuck off Billy Jones.

  59. i.... n....

    4:56, there’s the rap.

  60. S.... I....

    I know 1464

  61. S.... I....

    What did the fox say

  62. M.... S....

    Dear ryan cound you cut your hair

  63. L.... B....

    Ryan dear cut your mop

  64. A.... S....

    Dear ryan. Can you play guitar?

  65. F.... A....

    I was digging my nose with my left index and thumb 1:26

  66. K.... K....

    Dear Ryan



    Dear Ryan

  67. B.... Z....

    dear ryan make a tangled parody with that hair style

  68. �.... �....

    you look like zack king

  69. G.... K....

    gosh darn it billy jones, I wasn't gonna gave to do this but *uno reverse card*

  70. L.... S....

    Dear Ryan can you make a parody of "revenge" by captainsparklez

  71. L.... S....

    Billy Jones shall die.

  72. s.... l....

    Fuck u for writing that stupid rasest comments

  73. H.... H....

    Dear Ryan,can you eat potato?

  74. A.... K....

    Dear Ryan , can u be bald?

  75. N.... W....

    😂😆

  76. J.... ....

    Hey its han solo!

  77. D.... ....

    Hahaha you are amazing!

  78. V.... ....

    U r fast

  79. S.... 8....

    He sound Chinese’s

  80. R.... N....

    Dear Ryan Can u rap on goats n boats next time or bolts n colds

  81. g.... ....

    Dear Ryan do a short film

  82. T.... N....

    Dear Ryan,can click a coin for 2min continuesly

  83. J.... K....

    Lol lamp god great joke Ryan

  84. S.... L....

    When you are a lamp and u wanna go to lamp battle

  85. E.... R....

    The thing when that person in the dear ryan negative comment that he freaking want ALL asians D E A D ironically i'm filipino wow what a GREAT comment

  86. G.... F....

    Ryan : *reads hate comment*



    Me : *Loads LMG with murderous intent*

  87. V.... ....

    At 1:47 if u pause at right time there a picture of Justin Beiber

  88. T.... A....

    This is how many slaps billy jones gets 😡

    👎
    👎
    👎

    T.... A....

    TOASTED ARMY like baiting and also you just now watched this? For me yt is just recommending all the videos ive watched before

  89. W.... L....

    Dear Ryan do you have a favourite yt

  90. W.... D....

    Dear Ryan can you make a horror movie super Mario 😂💀👀

  91. M.... C....

    Damn billy Jones seems like an over exaggerated person using the word “WOW” also who’s name is Billy Jones




    If your name is billy Jones I apologize I was meaning to the guy not to any actual good Billy Jones

  92. S.... M....

    Love you

  93. M.... C....

    Omg right as he did the lamp rap my friend messaged me saying he got a lamp for his birthday

    M.... C....

    MR. CLICKBAIT I see you with your clickbait

  94. n.... m....

    be a god? think not,why be a god,when you can be a LÄMP

  95. a.... n....

    i sad im asian boi

  96. P.... _....

    1:10 sounds like French and German mixed