Ryan Higa - How To Be Gangster 2.0 Lyrics
Ay yo
They ain't even ready for this
No they ain't
Tell 'em what time it is
Time to shout our own names out
That last one wasn't even a shout-out
We just didn't buy the full song
Have you ever stole Tabasco from chipotle
Cuz I have and I only felt the guilt for four days
That's what gangsters do, we play by our own rules
If I don't feel like rhyming this line then I don't have three
Been in the game and been nothing but steeling sinсe I was a ten year old
Started with Napster but then I went after the napkins and packets of sweet 'n' low
All of these fans screaming like oh em gee "damn, lambo?" no I got better, a white van
I'm watching Marley and me on the last part
The only tears you'll ever see I keep inside my heart
I rep the streets of sesame, yeah we go hard
Diarrhea, white undies, and I still fart
That's pretty brave yo, I must say though, bet you never use your laptop as a table
Or log into your FaceBook even though you didn't go and whatch the new episode of game of thrones, J. Snow
Plane mode, never put it on when I'm on a flight
Play doh, shouldn't eat it but I did my whole life
J.Lo, switch the butts and boobs, make her J.High
Fade out, running out of rhymes, switch, other guy
I swim after I eat a whole meal, man I'm notafraid
I never use a turn signal when I pull into drive ways
I read with poor lighting, sometimes pee with the seat down
Eat spaghetti on white sheets
USB's, just pull 'em out
"Damn, you just went too far there"
"Yeah you right, but ay they asked for it"
"Who's they?"
"I don't know, nobody even asked for it, we just did this"
"Why are we even talking right now is this still part of the song?"
"I hope not cuz it would be a really bad ending"
"Amen, bruh"
"Please don't ever say bruh again"
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Ryan Higa How To Be Gangster 2.0 Comments
How to be gangster 3.0
In a few yrs this will be a classic
4:40 well said ryan
When he said wassup ma brodders from uther muverz the way he started to act as if he were a teen
What is that thing on the top left corner? (3:11)
What happened to How To Be gangster 1.1 and 1.2 and 1.3 and 1.4 and 1.5 and 1.6 and 1.7 and 1.8 and 1.9
“Rub my hands through your hairy legs let me be your b- big brother
Me: uhh I don’t think big brothers do that
How to be gangster 3.0
Dear Ryan can u make "How to be Emo 2.0" since MCR is back
Hey they forgot the crane,the dog, and the chicken
3:55 I guess everyone is already almost a gangster my default.
How to be emo 2
How to be emo 2.0
This is basically a make over of the original with better graphics and a higher budget. Same great jokes though.
Where’s how to be Emo 2????? C
3:45 69 like hehe nice
I like the part where Ryan says yooo what's brothers from other mothers
I’m crying. I miss Sean.
How to be emo 2.0
That's so racist xD
Ryan: every ganster knows how to pose
Jojo fans: *happiness noises*
ima take notes on this vid bruh wish me luck out here!
*Every soul in existance:*
3:52
Remake how to be gangster 2020 version
0:58
Uhhh..
1:05
Now that is much better
That rap in the car had me choking on oxeygon
Lol the first how to be a gangster
6:41 this part was sick tho
Dear Ryan , how to be gangster 3.0?
The middle of the video 4:01
"Cup Pull On A Retreat"
That was one of the fastest puns I've ever seen on this channel, almost blink-and-you-miss it 😂
I thought all homies are black?
That rap was either sexual or I have a dirty mind
Lol I been watching him for so long like when I was 8 and I'm 14 now
Dear Ryan can you make how to be ninja and how to be gangster 3.0
There are two types of people in this world...
R-Dissolve-For-Sweeten-My-Nozzle-off-the-Hotdog-Dragon
And Mycaneatdeeznutsonmyfaceshobooz McGee
You are a Bunch Of Babies 😂
I mean like you can bring back sean cuz i wana see sean again
Do how to be emo and nerd 2.0
How to be emo
the rap is sick to then now
he didnt play soulja boy :..(
I miss Sean
Now I'm all emo *Sean* al
It's almost 3 years and I still laugh at 2:28
Some dumbass kids were using some explodin dust or somethin and blowing up the streets in front of where i live while i was watching this
Ngl Ryan do be lookin gangster asf like if I saw Ryan on the streets wearing clothes like that I wouldn't mess with him
Cringe haha
Dear Ryan make a video of you playing pubg all day (on your mobile)
3:50 thank me later
Hide your kids and hide your cause Stephen king wrote pennywise
dear ryan, can you remake how to be emo?
how to rap
3:51does that mean that im a gangster too?
Everybody Gangsta till... they actually become gangster
Alguna viendo esto en el 2019 :v casi 2020
5:51 LMFAOO
5:00 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4:50 It's weird how whenever I find something out a video mentions it.
I don't ask permission to go to the toilet because I'm a gangster!
This took me down memory lane. They remade it pretty literally with some new stuff. I like the music video at the end that's hilarious
Mike Hawk
I remember in 5th all my friends talking about how to be gangster/ninja/emo
Back when YouTube wasn’t cancerous
YouTube is my city yooo
When everybody gangster so you become gangster 2.0
5:35 who’s the little kid????
5:02 Dis got me dying 😂😂😂
that was amazing!
Anybody notice thay the title card is messed up at the handshake part
How to be ninja
I am true gangster I steal peeps money!
It looked like it hurt 0:24
2:29 sounds like sippin on some sizzurp
Hey, like if u agree to bring Sean back somehow
0:46 good spellin
Oh when I was 5 I stole a spongebob towel from Kmart... I was pretty smart wasn’t i
dear Ryan can you sub to me plz plz plz plz plz plz
5:51 if i was a rapper then i would not buy the full song
lol, turn on subtitles and see the subtitles down at 1:45 after Ryan says "Wassup brothers from other mothers"
3:11 I just noticed there was the sound thing in the left top
Not to be rude
Some years and still lit!🔥🔥🔥
dear Ryan, can you make hw to be gangster 3.0
Stop the video first than 3:11 look at the up left or right
3:55 super relateable
0:24 Am i a bad person for laughing at that so hard.
what about how to be emo
R drizzle do sizzle my nozzle off the nozzle drizzle
I realized I do all the stuff in the rap a lot ;-;
Dear Ryan remake how to be emo
2:00. Me wen i am trying to be cool. I am not😐
Do a how to be emo 2.0