Rumjacks, The - An Irish Pub Song Lyrics






There's a county map to go on the wall
A hurling stick and a shinty ball
The bric, the brac, the craic and all
Let's call it an Irish pub
Caffreys, Harp, Kilkenny on tap
The Guinness pie and that cabbage crap
The ideal wannabee Paddy trap
We'll call it an Irish pub

Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book
The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up and burst yer filthy mug
If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!

We'll raise the price o' beer a dollar
We'll make em wear a shirt and collar
We'll fly a bloody tri-colour
And call it an Irish pub
Jager bombs and double shots
The underagers think it's tops
We'll spike the drinks and pay the cops
We got us an Irish pub

The quick one in the filthy bog
The partin' glass across the lug
O' the lady-O, the dirty dog
We got us an Irish pub
It's over to me and over to you
We'll skip along the Avenue
And who t'hell is Ronnie Drew?
We got us an Irish pub

Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book
The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up and burst yer filthy mug
If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!

Plasma screens and neon lights
Kara-farkin-oke nights
The bouncers they can pick the fights
We'll call it an Irish pub
Plastic cups, a polished floor
We'll hose the blood right out the door
And let the knucklers back for more
We got us an Irish pub

Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book
The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up and burst yer filthy mug
If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!

Oh top o' the mornin', Garryowen
Kiss me I'm Irish, Molly Malone
Failte, Slainte, Pog ma thon
We got us an Irish pub
Spike the punch and strip the willow
Strike me up the rakes o' Mallow
The Liffey never ran so shallow
We got us an Irish pub

Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book
The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up and burst yer filthy mug
If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!





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  1. �.... �....

    Хоббиты 🙄🤣🤣👍

  2. D.... H....

    When you're awake at 3am and searching your ancestors and somehow land here..interesting :D

  3. W.... ....

    *God invented Alcohol to stop the Irish from taking over the world*

  4. A.... H....

    🤪🤪🤪

  5. R.... ....

    not irish , but hell yeah!!

  6. C.... H....

    Was drinking a Macallan's, but it's now Bushmills

  7. d.... m....

    well didnt want to get drunk but dont wanna disapoint mother IRELAND!! straight to irish pub shenenigans !

  8. t.... c....

    I'm so happy to be half Irish half scottish

  9. E.... ....

    Why the fuck was this in my recommended videos but I'm fucking glad it was this was a banger!!

  10. L.... W....

    I need a Lady's maid... and a Beastly Man. ...

  11. �.... �....

    👍👍👍 great wishes from Russia for your music!!!!!

  12. K.... M....

    There is a reason why the United States became so big.
    The first still healthy Germans... and the beautiful culture of the Irish were united very big in this country... what could have gone wrong?

  13. �.... �....

    GLORIA IRISH!! I LAVE YUI IRISH!! OKKUPIRESN KIEV.

  14. L.... ....

    I love Ireland! Respect from Russia!

  15. P.... G....

    🏴‍☠️

  16. T.... K....

    60 MILLION clicks by 163.000 abonnents? Seems like the algorythm helps people to listen to some fkn good music.

  17. J.... P....

    what a song!!

  18. I.... R....

    My blood turned to strait Jameson on this one...not complaining.

  19. e.... t....

    My ex wife said me :
    You’re a drunk !!!!
    Me: No , they are my irish genes !!!!
    I’m only 1/8 irish
    Greetings from Argentina 🇦🇷

  20. R.... ....

    was spielt er da für eine flöte+tonart? kann mir das einer sagen bitte?

  21. S.... B....

    Top left...Irish genocide song...

    https://youtu.be/38YQnfrlldg

  22. �.... �....

    Вот же рыжая морда))))) Класс чувак.

  23. J.... Y....

    (lulu say) this song makes me want to bight people face,
    when jetifid to do so

    yippy kiy a mover funkers

    yippy

  24. J.... m....

    De México pachesecos

  25. D.... S....

    *Whale Oil Beef Hooked*

  26. S.... G....

    When SpongeBob be jamming on his nose playin.

  27. J.... R....

    Yall gotta check out the Dublin underground in iowa city iowa. Great assholes.

  28. L.... F....

    Come to Polish Bar sorry Pub. Milion bottles vodka and Beer on table. Poor Irish two beer for People.

    L.... F....

    Lord Father we are in Poland at the end of March. See you there.

  29. A.... N....

    Russians love The Rumjacks too.🍀🍀🍀☘️☘️🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻☘️☘️🍀🍀🍀

  30. C.... l....

    I said I wish not Irish!
    Song plays🍀🍀🍀

  31. N.... ....

    Pussies behind Ireland...

  32. S.... B....

    1990s Scottish regts

  33. N.... J....

    When you're about to start a fight in the pub😂

  34. R.... ....

    I love Guiness,  Jameson, irish pubs, the Glasgow Celtics (had a fight with an rangers fan in a pub in Glasgow because of my Celtics t-shirt), have red hair and am born on 17.03. How can I be that irish, when  actually  I am from an austrian mountain village???

  35. V.... F....

    Da only craic you'll get is a slap in the ear.
    😉

  36. Z.... S....

    Thats explain why Roman never want to conqure Hibernia (Ireland).

    They got Hardrocm Flute boi!

  37. i.... ....

    irish-serbian brotherhood 4ever up the RA!

  38. C.... ....

    But seriously though.. Who the hell is Ronnie drew.

  39. J.... C....

    Erin Go Bragh!!!!

  40. �.... �....

    Ирландцы забавные 🙂

  41. S.... G....

    Southern Irish 🇮🇪

  42. �.... �....

    Песня огонь!!!

  43. a.... i....

    I dunno how I got here but I'm staying...

  44. R.... S....

    wow didnt' expected that before click !!!! AWESOME !!!

  45. G.... K....

    Respekt from Russia,Irish brother,s

  46. f.... m....

    trump 2020

  47. G.... y....

    all heath love this song and irland to

  48. c.... ....

    Not what I expected. Much better!

  49. I.... F....

    This is fire

  50. F.... S....

    Irish music is so damn powerful

    ;-; and I'm only 5% Irish

  51. j.... r....

    I'm only 3% Irish and Scottish. Still a good tune anything Irish is good.

  52. L.... G....

    Me : knows its "whale, oil, beef, hooked"
    Also me : "WELL ILL BE FOOKED"

  53. S.... D....

    J adoreeeeee c est une tuerie!!!!!!

  54. a.... m....

    Remind me of « pirate of the Caribbean »

  55. A.... L....

    ssuper!

  56. Z.... ....

    Here I am at 4am watching Irish people try American beer and I end up here I’m not complaining

  57. T.... ....

    I'm asian but I'm Irish

  58. f.... s....

    Teacher: Today we’re going to be learning about the history of Ireland

    Girls: omg so boring!

    Boys:

  59. t.... k....

    my water turned into Guinness

  60. C.... ....

    Loud and proud being an Irish descendant 6% irish great great great great grandfather/ grandmather is Irish

  61. A.... O....

    Connaissais pas Mais j aime terriblement

  62. C.... C....

    Depressed kid: Listens to death metal

    Me: *rocking out to flute* Amateur

  63. H.... P....

    Up The Ra!

  64. B.... M....

    Шестьдесять лямов просмотров,скиньте Дудю для обеденного слема

  65. D.... M....

    Говно

  66. r.... n....

    🥃🍺

  67. B.... ....

    When you accidentally pick out lucky charms instead of fruit loops

  68. P.... L....

    This feels way more Irish than the dreadful renditions of Danny Boy sung on St Patrick's Day.

  69. B.... D....

    🍺🍀🍻

  70. C.... H....

    I'm proud to be Irish

  71. A.... H....

    👍👍😜😜

  72. L.... ....

    I would love to be hammered and walk into a bar like this 🍀

  73. R.... J....

    am drinking bber,hu els?

  74. w.... ....

    Is this pub metal? Because this sounds like it should be pub metal. What's pub metal? It's a genre of metal where the song could be sung in a pub.

  75. V.... ....

    jeaahhh ...greetings from Cologne / Köln :)

  76. J.... V....

    Alta banda larga vida!! Argentina

  77. B.... ....

    I found the end of the rainbow. Guess what was there - Nothing. A fking sprinkler head.

  78. H.... H....

    Every proud Irishman in 2020 still listening!!! 🤘

  79. C.... S....

    I listened to this drinking Evan Williams.

    It is now Jameson

  80. R.... M....

    Fucking awesome!

  81. L.... L....

    2020 and stil rocking this songg!🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

  82. �.... �....

    Привет! Пишу на русском и уверяю вас, что не собираюсь влиять на выборы, травить Скрипалей. Просто хочу сказать, что An Irish Pub Song классный повод познакомиться с ирландскими напитками)

  83. B.... J....

    What a lively bunch... Love it.... Would love to visit Ireland done day. 🤘😎

  84. K.... K....

    Love you guys..

  85. A.... K....

    Lets go to the party

  86. W.... L....

    Irish I was Irish.

  87. J.... K....

    trade work site theies men owu food impoety at a grosher /that how food treaty call (I) treaty princess others no free bee/im not a coumies ant you teach me that mofo trick //hild is this man or child pushing you chump a cry baby song //do you want too work sucker call bogh boy in fla.

  88. K.... H....

    I'm Mc,Paddy would be FECKIN PROUD

  89. M.... G....

    The most iconic is that leprechaun with hat :D

  90. P.... N....

    I'm proud of me heritage

  91. A.... B....

    Пятниццо!!!)))

  92. �.... �....

    👍🤘🇹🇯🇹🇯🇹🇯🇹🇯

  93. b.... j....

    I swear if this song was playing and I got into a pub fight, I could take down the bouncer!! 🤜 🤛 👊

  94. E.... T....

    I played this to some cases of Birra Moretti and Peroni...





    ... they are now Guinness.

  95. C.... ....

    -I'm in a rock band
    -What instrument do you play ?
    *-fLuTe*

    C.... ....

    That actually made me laugh

    C.... ....

    Worked for "Jethro Tull".

    C.... ....

    CRK_V technically it’s a tin whistle , but that was still hilarious 😂

    C.... ....

    Whistle flute, actually :)

    C.... ....

    That's a tin whistle.

  96. y.... ....

    You wear the same hat my grandpa did. Guess I need a broad black brimmer.

  97. N.... V....

    FUCK ENGLAND

  98. M.... ....

    Took the ancestry test and found out I’m 40% Irish. I am now obligated to enjoy beer and this song