Rudy Mancuso - Musical Fiction Lyrics




There was a lonely guy named Robert
Who was feeling kind of down
So he got himself a coffee...

("C'mon, he's depressed, he wouldn't drink coffee...")

There was a lonely guy named Robert
Who was feeling kind of down
So he got himself a beer

("Sown, drown, clown...")

So he got himself a beer
And he saw a weird clown

("No, it's weird...")

So he got himself a beer
And then he started to drown

("Mhm") [*shakes head*]

So he got himself a beer
And he made a weird sound... Caw!

So he got himself a beer
And then he was wearing a gown

So he got himself a beer
And then he had a nervous breakdown

("Oh, I got it...")

There was a lonely guy named Robert
Who was feeling kind of down
So he got himself a beer
And he sat there with a frown
His girlfriend just broke up with him that day
So things were not okay

So he got himself an Uber

("Wait, Robert's broke...")

So he got himself a Lyft without any hesitation
Driver said, "Where are you going?"
"I don't have a destination"
He said, "That's pretty weird,
Why would you order a car if you don't know where you gonna go?
Are you stupid or something? What the f- is wrong with you?"

("It's way too aggressive...")

Driver said, "Where are you going?"
I don't have a destination
He said, "I know a nice bar that has great booze"

("I don't know what rhymes with booze. What rhymes with booze?")

He said, "I know a nice bar that has great booze"
"I'm a big fan of Tom Cruise"

So he got himself a Lyft without any hesitation
Driver said, "Where are you going?"
"I don't have a destination"
He said, "I know a nice bar that has great booze"
"Well, I have nothing to lose"
So he got out of the car and made his way inside the bar
The driver out the window yelled "please give me five stars"

He then sat down to get a drink from the bartender by the sink
That's when he saw the very thing that changed his whole reality
And oh, it was the prettiest face in the world
She was unlike any other girl
She smiled and her teeth were white as pearls, oh yeah
Like any other girl
So he got up from his seat cause his heart skipped a beat
It was time to change his day
He knew just the thing to say
He said "hey"
She said "hey"
He said "hey"
He said "sorry to interrupt"

Robert walked back to his seat
As he accepted his defeat
Then he finished up his beer
As he lost all of his cheer
Then he felt the hand upon his shoulder
As the air grew even colder
She said before he drank another
"Sorry about what happened with my brother"
"I thought that was your man"
"It's just my brother Dan"
"Hey Dan"
"Hey man"
So he got right up off of his chair
Then he ran his fingers through her hair and...

[*Receives Text Message: "I think we should break up"*]

There was a lonely guy named Robert
Who was feeling kind of down
So he got himself a beer
And he sat there with a frown
His girlfriend just broke up with him that day
But things will be okay





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Rudy Mancuso Musical Fiction Comments
  1. Rubix1108

    I need these note I’m a piano player as well and would like to try to play this

  2. pedro carrillo

    Hello is México and love You videos sigue así brother

  3. Emily Chang

    Rudy is actually a really good singer

  4. Song lyrics Edit

    My favorite part was 1:01

  5. Song lyrics Edit

    My favorite part was

    0:54

  6. Efaz Mahdi13

    You're fuckin talented brother. Best❤️🖤🤎💜

  7. Rider on the Storm

    You have a philosophy in ur every posts Rudy. Keep rolling

  8. Julissa Rodriguez

    I loVe the song that he made it,s lit bro

  9. Gaming with Matt

    0:50 so he got himself and then he drowned

  10. #Tech Genius

    B R U H this guy has Hella talent

  11. adid_e

    You are so good

  12. bhanumathi ramesh

    “Hey dan”

    “Hey man”

  13. bhanumathi ramesh

    Wow♥️

  14. David plays

    3:40 damn thats so perfect

  15. Chill GRusselleG

    Woww,youre such a good writer...i wish i am too

  16. ZEUS

    💚💚💚💚💚
    💚💚❤💚💚
    💚💚💚💚💚

  17. Rocio Ramirez

    Rudy mancuso the funniest part is 1:02 lol haha
    Accualy the hole video is funny

  18. Sarah Miller

    What about So he got himself a beer and hung his down?

  19. Alexander Quiel Ledezma

    no matter how many times I see it I love it,

  20. Secret life Of Meher

    wow this was a great song and you got a great voice

  21. Mr Lonely

    Lonely, always lonely, better lonely, forever lonely🙁🙁🙁

  22. Anime Gecko

    This was GOOD...and i mean REALLY GOOD

  23. Ryan Joseph

    Anyone n 2019 December

  24. TT Gaming

    And he looked like a clown

  25. Harry De jesus

    The f........ckkkkkkkkkkk

  26. Joe Chill

    Eww dude wtf

  27. Daisie Allen

    Love it

  28. Ma. Cherryle Exmundo

    She looks twice his age like 40 or somethin

  29. Kid Playz

    I'm only 7 and I watch rudy

  30. Alí Chumacero

    2:27 - 2:42


    My favorite part

  31. Mariusz Szumos

    Śliczna

  32. Pablo Duarte

    Genial the final

  33. Ariella Naena

    Hey Dan
    Hey man

  34. Adrian Sanchez

    You have good talant

  35. Juana Cancio

    This song so so so so cool

    prudence milonde

    I have watched it like10 times

  36. Nil Lorente

    Oh god, this man is a genius!

  37. احمد عواري

    You are the Best man 😂😂

  38. Jenny Lee

    It should be there was a lonely guy name Robert who was feeling kinda down so he called himself a beer and sat there with Chris Brown

  39. Balázs Bene

    Amazing video

  40. Jahuer Carrasco

    Replay 1:56 all the time

  41. C.A. Lopez

    😜🔥

  42. Saoirse McLoughlin

    Nice videos

  43. ErenTubeHD

    Tiktok?

  44. Rigop

    Is he Italian??

  45. y.k.yasamin k

    I love it so much

  46. Joshua Dixon

    THIS WAS LIT

  47. Finlay Southey

    This is so good

  48. FUNNY VIDEOS

    will i have nothing to loose
    hahahahhaha
    sooo true

  49. Thomas Rivera

    ahahahahahah

  50. Aurelio Arzate

    1:32 your welcome guys~

  51. Sans Skeleton

    Its So Deppresing When I Lose A Relationship:(

  52. Bella Gymnast

    “Hey dan”
    “Hey man”
    Lol 😂

  53. lud d

    Love your vids

  54. Junior Ojeda

    Who else laughed when he said he had a nervous breakdown 😂

  55. Wahid Azami

    Anyone also watching this at 2020

  56. The Loganator

    How did Robert get the 2 beers if he was broke

  57. Prince over lord

    You are good at singing

  58. Cynthia Flores

    I love how they all said hey

  59. Blessedwithlove

    Robert is broken why trying

  60. Agung Annur

    My favourite part is at 1:26, thats very funny

  61. Drop As IMO

    is that gal g
    adon???

  62. Bonjour•Lora

    His mental breakdown part was FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  63. Bray and Jay

    This vid is my fav from him

  64. Jayden He

    I like your music like if you do to

  65. Cnsya_Bangtan

    Anyone ship Rudy and Mikaela ? Or is that only me ?

  66. SpArTaCuS-93N-L

    Dam the feels i like your content

    Thank you for sharing

  67. Artemio Lobarbio

    1:08, 2:00 and to the end is the full song

  68. Host gamer118

    what a twist

  69. Louis Senn

    2:25 Actually, he's a pretty fucking good singer

  70. Sebas Caza

    I'm still in love with this video

  71. Butterflieshi Roblox

    3:19 funniest bit

  72. old uncle

    Damn dan seems like a great guy

  73. Bohemian Raspberry

    1:29 is the best part

  74. Mr Gravy

    How come Robert was broke and he got a Rolls Royce as a lift

    Mr Gravy

    I know dude

  75. Mediran

    so dark ...

  76. Logan Thao

    She is pretty

  77. Logan Thao

    I think you are going to get a mother girlfriend

  78. Christopher Burns

    This song reminds me of....me

  79. Frățilă

    What chords is he playing

  80. corgi MT

    I love your singing!!!

  81. Majada G

    He got a lift but then it said plz give me 5 stars

  82. Lizzie Sperotto

    love u rudy

  83. Moose MacTivan

    it's really hot song
    love it!

  84. Sarah Sokolnicki

    I watched this about 3,000 times this week

  85. يوسف العراقي

    خطيه اني😂💔

  86. Frynd

    What Is the piano model?

  87. jemali kiknadze

    I need full version of this song I LUV IT

  88. Aahil Ahsan

    The bartender that's in other vids looks like Calvin Harris really he does

  89. Naima D

    *single for ever*

  90. ItzDelia Playz

    And he made a weird sound ahh

  91. BASHAR klthom

    3:20 😂💛

  92. ItzzzRandumb

    When u turned on ur phone it was 1:14 and thats how long the video was

  93. Rudy Mancuso

    Enjoy and be sure to check out Best.Cover.Ever. only on YouTube. https://youtu.be/21AMukeXNIg

    Koko KOOKIE

    Rudy u da BEST plus u have the funniest songs and vids

    Lea Jole

    Hi
    🙋‍♀️

    Jeffy Andthegang

    That's just f***** up

    Jeffy Andthegang

    How about take a picture of your dick