Rudy Mancuso - Musical Fiction Lyrics
There was a lonely guy named Robert
Who was feeling kind of down
So he got himself a coffee...
("C'mon, he's depressed, he wouldn't drink coffee...")
There was a lonely guy named Robert
Who was feeling kind of down
So he got himself a beer
("Sown, drown, clown...")
So he got himself a beer
And he saw a weird clown
("No, it's weird...")
So he got himself a beer
And then he started to drown
("Mhm") [*shakes head*]
So he got himself a beer
And he made a weird sound... Caw!
So he got himself a beer
And then he was wearing a gown
So he got himself a beer
And then he had a nervous breakdown
("Oh, I got it...")
There was a lonely guy named Robert
Who was feeling kind of down
So he got himself a beer
And he sat there with a frown
His girlfriend just broke up with him that day
So things were not okay
So he got himself an Uber
("Wait, Robert's broke...")
So he got himself a Lyft without any hesitation
Driver said, "Where are you going?"
"I don't have a destination"
He said, "That's pretty weird,
Why would you order a car if you don't know where you gonna go?
Are you stupid or something? What the f- is wrong with you?"
("It's way too aggressive...")
Driver said, "Where are you going?"
I don't have a destination
He said, "I know a nice bar that has great booze"
("I don't know what rhymes with booze. What rhymes with booze?")
He said, "I know a nice bar that has great booze"
"I'm a big fan of Tom Cruise"
So he got himself a Lyft without any hesitation
Driver said, "Where are you going?"
"I don't have a destination"
He said, "I know a nice bar that has great booze"
"Well, I have nothing to lose"
So he got out of the car and made his way inside the bar
The driver out the window yelled "please give me five stars"
He then sat down to get a drink from the bartender by the sink
That's when he saw the very thing that changed his whole reality
And oh, it was the prettiest face in the world
She was unlike any other girl
She smiled and her teeth were white as pearls, oh yeah
Like any other girl
So he got up from his seat cause his heart skipped a beat
It was time to change his day
He knew just the thing to say
He said "hey"
She said "hey"
He said "hey"
He said "sorry to interrupt"
Robert walked back to his seat
As he accepted his defeat
Then he finished up his beer
As he lost all of his cheer
Then he felt the hand upon his shoulder
As the air grew even colder
She said before he drank another
"Sorry about what happened with my brother"
"I thought that was your man"
"It's just my brother Dan"
"Hey Dan"
"Hey man"
So he got right up off of his chair
Then he ran his fingers through her hair and...
[*Receives Text Message: "I think we should break up"*]
There was a lonely guy named Robert
Who was feeling kind of down
So he got himself a beer
And he sat there with a frown
His girlfriend just broke up with him that day
But things will be okay
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Rudy Mancuso Musical Fiction Comments
I need these note I’m a piano player as well and would like to try to play this
Hello is México and love You videos sigue así brother
Rudy is actually a really good singer
My favorite part was 1:01
My favorite part was
0:54
You're fuckin talented brother. Best❤️🖤🤎💜
You have a philosophy in ur every posts Rudy. Keep rolling
I loVe the song that he made it,s lit bro
0:50 so he got himself and then he drowned
B R U H this guy has Hella talent
You are so good
“Hey dan”
“Hey man”
Wow♥️
3:40 damn thats so perfect
Woww,youre such a good writer...i wish i am too
💚💚💚💚💚
💚💚❤💚💚
💚💚💚💚💚
Rudy mancuso the funniest part is 1:02 lol haha
Accualy the hole video is funny
What about So he got himself a beer and hung his down?
no matter how many times I see it I love it,
wow this was a great song and you got a great voice
Lonely, always lonely, better lonely, forever lonely🙁🙁🙁
This was GOOD...and i mean REALLY GOOD
Anyone n 2019 December
And he looked like a clown
The f........ckkkkkkkkkkk
Eww dude wtf
Love it
She looks twice his age like 40 or somethin
I'm only 7 and I watch rudy
2:27 - 2:42
My favorite part
Śliczna
Genial the final
Hey Dan
Hey man
You have good talant
This song so so so so cool
I have watched it like10 times
Oh god, this man is a genius!
You are the Best man 😂😂
It should be there was a lonely guy name Robert who was feeling kinda down so he called himself a beer and sat there with Chris Brown
Amazing video
Replay 1:56 all the time
😜🔥
Nice videos
Tiktok?
Is he Italian??
I love it so much
THIS WAS LIT
This is so good
will i have nothing to loose
hahahahhaha
sooo true
ahahahahahah
1:32 your welcome guys~
Its So Deppresing When I Lose A Relationship:(
“Hey dan”
“Hey man”
Lol 😂
Love your vids
Who else laughed when he said he had a nervous breakdown 😂
Anyone also watching this at 2020
How did Robert get the 2 beers if he was broke
You are good at singing
I love how they all said hey
Robert is broken why trying
My favourite part is at 1:26, thats very funny
is that gal g
adon???
His mental breakdown part was FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
This vid is my fav from him
I like your music like if you do to
Anyone ship Rudy and Mikaela ? Or is that only me ?
Dam the feels i like your content
Thank you for sharing
1:08, 2:00 and to the end is the full song
what a twist
2:25 Actually, he's a pretty fucking good singer
I'm still in love with this video
3:19 funniest bit
Damn dan seems like a great guy
1:29 is the best part
How come Robert was broke and he got a Rolls Royce as a lift
I know dude
so dark ...
She is pretty
I think you are going to get a mother girlfriend
This song reminds me of....me
What chords is he playing
I love your singing!!!
He got a lift but then it said plz give me 5 stars
love u rudy
it's really hot song
love it!
I watched this about 3,000 times this week
خطيه اني😂💔
What Is the piano model?
I need full version of this song I LUV IT
The bartender that's in other vids looks like Calvin Harris really he does
*single for ever*
And he made a weird sound ahh
3:20 😂💛
When u turned on ur phone it was 1:14 and thats how long the video was
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Rudy u da BEST plus u have the funniest songs and vids
Hi
🙋♀️
That's just f***** up
How about take a picture of your dick