Rudy Mancuso - Funny Musical Teacher Lyrics




[Student:]
Hello?

[Teacher:]
I'm a musical teacher
And I'm here to spread some knowledge
I can make you really smart
So your dumb ass can go to college
Math, English, Science, Spanish, Sexual Education
World Wars, Algebra, Shakespeare and condensation

[Student:]
Why am I the only person here?

[Teacher:]
Don't be a bitch
Have no fear
I'm going to teach you so much shit
You couldn't learn in a year

[Student:]
This is ridiculous

[Teacher:]
Ridiculous, periculous, meticulous
These are all adjectives
See grammar is limitless

[Student:]
Okay I get it
Could we just start

[Teacher:]
If you really want to take my class
Then you have to sing or I'm afraid you won't pass

[Student:]
I'm not singing

[Teacher:]
Oh, that answer makes me very sad
Cause I'm gonna have to call your mom and dad

[Student:]
Are you serious?

[Teacher:]
Fuck, fuck, yes

[Student:]
Why?

[Teacher:]
I'm your teacher and I know what's best

[Student:]
Okay man, are you happy now?

[Teacher:]
Holy cow

[Student:]
It seems like you got me to sing somehow
Please get on with this class
Cause you're really really starting to be a pain in my ass

[Teacher:]
I'm telling you that learning is fun
You'll be the smartest mother fucker in the world when I'm done

[Student:]
How?

[Teacher:]
Knowledge is power

[Student:]
Sorry for being sour

[Teacher:]
I got a whole hour

[Student:]
You can't convince me that

[Both:]
Learning is fun fun fun fun fun fun fun
Fun fun fun fun
Learning is really fucking fun fun fun fun
Fun fun fun fun
Fun fun fun fun fun fun
Really really really fucking fucking fun

[Student:]
All right so where do we start

[Teacher:]
Let's talk about World War II

[Student:]
Was it cool?

[Teacher:]
It was a really really really shitty time to be a Jew
The year was 1932

[Student:]
What happened?

[Teacher:]
When Hitler came to power and he acted like a douche
Pearl Harbor was attacked in '41

[Student:]
That sucks

[Teacher:]
Then a couple weeks later, USA joined the fun
The whole damn world began shooting one another

[Student:]
Shit

[Teacher:]
Shit is right
Let's be nice to each other

[Student:]
So why should I care about this World War stuff?

[Teacher:]
Cause if we make the same mistakes
Then shit would really really suck

[Student:]
I'm just happy that we're no longer in 1932

[Teacher:]
I'm just glad we don't have Hitler
Cause damn

[Both:]
He was such a freakin douche
Douchy douche douche
Douchy douchy douche douch
Douche douchy douche douche
Douchy douche douche
Hitler was a douche
Douchy douche douche
Douchy douchy douche douche
Douche douchy douche douche
Douchy douche douche
Hitler was a douche

[Teacher:]
If I take this tube of weird blue shit
And I put this red stuff inside of it
Well then wow

[Student:]
Whoa

[Teacher:]
There you go

[Student:]
Was that a chemical reaction?

[Teacher:]
Yup
Science is dope

[Student:]
I guess

[Teacher:]
Take this can of flammable shit
And combine it with this lighter
I can make shit lit baby
Boom

[Student:]
What the hell?

[Teacher:]
Now, wasn't that swell?
I'll tell you man
Science can be cool as hell
Science is cool, yeah

[Both:]
Science is cool
I said science is cool, yeah
Science is cool
Science is cool, yeah
Science is cool
I said science is cool, yeah
Science is cool

[Student:]
Yeah
That was weird

[Teacher:]
Math is the shit
Because it's always all around you
Numbers, calculations and equations will astound you
Two times two is

[Student:]
Four

[Teacher:]
And my ex-girlfriend is a whore
But it's cool
Ten minus seven is

[Student:]
Three

[Teacher:]
And that was my age when my dad left me
Half of twenty is

[Student:]
Ten

[Teacher:]

You know I only have one friend

And it's you
Five times a hundred fifty million two-hundred ninety-six thousand seven hundred ninety three is

[Student:]
Uh, I have no idea

[Teacher:]
Great

[Both:]
Math is the shit
Because it's always all around you
Numbers, calculations and equations will astound you
Yeah

[Teacher:]
It's time to wrap this up
I think this class is now dismissed

[Student:]
Well I don't think that I've ever enjoyed learning quite like this

[Teacher:]
Man I hope that you learned something
That you never learned before

[Student:]
I learned that Hitler was a douchebag
And your girlfriend was a whore

[Both:]
We can all learn something
From a formal education

[Student:]
I think I'm ready for graduation

[Teacher:]
Actually we have a bit of a situation

[Student:]
What?

[Teacher:]
I'm not a, I'm not a real teacher

[Student:]
Wait, what?

[Teacher:]
So

[Student:]
I need this class to gradate

[Teacher:]
I'm sorry bro





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  1. Mohammed Al-Obaidi

    WWII Started 1939 to 1945

  2. Sml Fan

    I need that teacher lol

  3. 1,000 subscribers With no video’s

    5•150,296,793=751,483,965

  4. Sophia Aldridge

    They should teach school like this

  5. Ellie Cregan

    Anyone watching in 2020!

  6. Idk what to say xd

    Hitler **OFFENDED**

  7. Liah Brownღ

    "So your dumbass can go to collage-"
    😂😂😂😂

  8. super pokemon Rudy

    Love the vid

  9. Vojtěch Štĕpánek

    I know that in this case is ire just because of the rhyme, BUT Hitler came to power in 1933....

    Royal Pain

    Vojtěch Štĕpánek NNNNEEEERRRRRDDDDD

    Vojtěch Štĕpánek

    @Royal Pain proud of yourself?

    Royal Pain

    Vojtěch Štĕpánek yes

    Vojtěch Štĕpánek

    @Royal Pain I'm glad for you.

  10. Vojtěch Štĕpánek

    I know that in this case is ire just because of the rhyme, BUT Hitler came to power in 1933....

  11. 18withwinsome

    why cant ppl teach like this!!! i would pass!!!!

  12. Antonio_ cobra kai_X

    1:59 well that ended the beat

  13. C.A. Lopez

    😜🤣🤣hell yeah science is cool! 🚀💯😎

  14. System Grapples

    When the said fun in my subtitles in said porn so my parents were like “whaaat why are you watching people saying porn?” And I was like “ well my shit was messed up”

  15. Donita Bervine

    my favorite is more music❤❤❤❤

  16. Cekkylekic

    REALLY UGLY TEACHER

  17. DabLitty Gaming

    Rudy mancuso is the best

  18. ROULIN CEFRE

    If rudy is my freaking my dad i will give him a Dakila everyday Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk u such bitchhh

  19. vanessa lukauskatie

    I littraly ceep on watching this 😂😂

  20. Secret life Of Meher

    1:47 and 2:17, 2:38, 2:41, 2:45, 3:12, 3:20
    selling out hilarious parts

  21. Flotrice Jennings

    2×2=4 2×4÷6÷10=12+5÷10

  22. Curtis Edgar

    Man, you're the best!

  23. Jay Hut

    Sex Ed musical video

  24. _Leo Playzz_

    FUCK FUCK YES

  25. Random girl

    I need these songs on spotify!!!

  26. Ablazed Avalanche

    Anyone else like this part 2:02

  27. Sarah Banayat

    You are so funny

  28. Dana Lee

    2:00 is the science part

  29. Maxwell Coleman

    Doosh Doooshey Doooosh

  30. atencio.artgalxy

    Rudy woud be the best teacher

  31. Arrionna LOVE

    I love these musical videos

  32. Wizard King

    What is the song name in 1:30 please tell it’s my fav song when I was a kid but I forget the name listen to the beat and tell me the songs name please 😿🙏🏻🙏🏻

  33. Rad Chad

    Rudy: Don't be a bitch have no fear!
    Me: :/

  34. Jesus Jimenez

    Who the hell is watching this 2019

    Maria Alczar

    Jesus Jimenez HELL I AM

    Palak Kumar

    Watching this in 2020 (dies inside)

  35. Kelly Ferrufino

    Hahaha I love your videos I watched this video like 30 times

  36. ultra instinct ssj god vegeta

    I wish that was my teacher

  37. Ahmad Zia Sultani

    this one :)

  38. Bruhking Boy

    I take you as My teacher you are Not So
    Expensief

  39. Bruhking Boy

    0:30 this shit is realy What My sing theacher say to My when I dont want to sing ant My friends starts to lauch

    Bruhking Boy

    Bull shit at me

  40. Collin Im

    5x150,296,793= 751,483,965.
    2:45

  41. My friend Lol

    Anyone else watching in 2019?

  42. Zachary Norman

    So cool

  43. Zachary Norman

    I love this guy

  44. firecreeper525 _____

    Ten minus seven is three that was my age when my dad left me





    Uuuuuuhhhhhh

  45. Francesco Varesano

    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😂👏👏👏👏😂
    😂👏  LOL👏😂
    😂👏🎵🎵👏😂
    😂👏👏👏👏😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  46. Claire Ostenfeld

    *I want this teacher*

  47. Aayush Panse

    Whos here in 2019

  48. Adina Mua

    Whan he's saying fun or when he says douche😂

  49. alayah brown

    5x 150 million two hundred ninety six thousand seven hundred ninety three is 7514800503965 UwU

  50. alayah brown

    U>U if I take this tube of weird blue shit and I put this red stuffz inside of it well then- WOOOOAH

  51. THE GRIZZLY

    2:22 , now u lying

  52. BTS FanGirl

    If rudy was my teacher i will go to school every day even on the weekend

  53. Sa Rah

    you are amazing i love your voice and your rythme in singing and then your personality it is so cool

  54. Pokepanda 13

    Were they saying fum instead of fun.

  55. Joshua Mceachin

    2:50 359,841,6203 is my Calculations

  56. Meneer de Beer

    WW2 did not start in 1932. Hitler invaded Czech in 1938 and the war officially started in 1939

  57. Justin Bridges

    Is it just me or do they look alike

  58. London Cartel

    0:31 - 0:47 is my favorite part it a cool song I want a full song of that

  59. Sam Pregnall

    Holy cow your voice is well moody

  60. Sam Pregnall

    Musical barber and doctor

  61. Steffen Dingsør-Totland

    Rudy the Word war 2 started in 1939😱😱😱😱😱

  62. Isabellah Bacon

    Anybody else in 2019?
    No?
    Just me?
    Ok!

  63. CrAz SN

    Doesh doesh doeshe de doosh

  64. souvlaki gamer

    -Let's talk about world WAR 2
    -Was it cool?

    Me: bitch it's a war!

  65. Jonathan Maxwell Tandinata

    Imagery teacher,... probably 😂🤣🤣

  66. shenjii

    *SO YOU'RE DUMBASS GO TO COLLEGE* XDDD MY FAV PART oh and *FUCK FUCK FUCK YES*

  67. XXXViolet VandalsXX X

    A musical teacher is just s music teacher dummy

  68. Justin Damsker

    This might be my favorite video he’s ever made.

  69. Jaden Nepos

    Musical barber

  70. Todoroki Boiii

    0:14 who notice all of the first letters for each word spell MESS,because that’s what school is xD

  71. Anas Khaled

    The fuckk i’ m I watching?

  72. ROULIN CEFRE

    Rude if u be my teahear i will give u 100 000 dollers ever week :D

  73. Xpert Fate

    For the math problem... I got 751,483,965

  74. Xpert Fate

    Actually world war 2 started 1939

  75. Alina Siddiqui

    150,269,793 × 5 = 751,483,965

  76. Basil Moussa

    It is 751,483,965

  77. Ice Cream

    I learned that
    Hitler was a douchebag
    World War II was in 1932
    Boston Harbor was attacked 1941
    Science is cool
    Your ex-girlfriend was a whore
    Your dad left you when you were three
    You only have one friend
    Wow you’re a great teacher!

  78. Vietnam Mapping

    1933 more like, 1932 was still the weimar republic of germany then germany nazi exist in 1933

  79. mifuba lolitha

    I think that he's really good at making musicly and you should keep making musicly things

  80. chaitnauth chaitram

    Science is cool UNTIL YOU TAKE THE TEST

  81. Superuser793 Fortnite Master

    You do know world war 2 was 1939 right ?

  82. Prisca Derighetti

    Uhh I have no idea.
    Great!

  83. Popcorn Time

    if he is not a teacher than he is a musical person 🤔🤔

  84. Hello

    Who else is dying? 1:48 no one? Oh... *okay*

  85. fort12niteev lol9

    Something

  86. fort12niteev lol9

    Lol i learn

  87. Let me go Animation

    I’m glad we don’t have hitler-Donald trump is elected present uh oh/

  88. Dark gunner wolf

    "Ok man are you happy now?
    "HOLE COW!"
    "It seems that you've got me to sing some how. Can you please get on with this class? Cuz you're really, really starting to be a pain in my @$$."
    Me: " Ha. He's really starting to be a pain in my @$$ to."


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  89. Rudy Mancuso

    Thank you for watching. Which musical is your favorite so far?

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    Rudy Mancuso 500 comment on this comment

    Gacha Alex

    You da best

    מועדון הצחוקים

    אני התשובה ה-500

    john

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