Rucka Rucka Ali - We're All Asian Lyrics






Oh, herro
My name is DJ Not Nice
I'm here to end the hate,
and bring peace between all the Asian race
I mean Korean and Chinese?
We're all really the same.
I mean, we look the same right?
We eat with chopstick?

My eyes look like,
I'm mad 'cause someone stole my eggroll
I'm sad, 'cause my dad,
died fighting for his country's butthole
He told me,
"Son, who cares what color is your skin? We're all Asian.
Some guyslook like Asians, but they're just Mexicans"
Oh, okay!

I pray that one day,
the whole world will be oriental
I play video games,
I finally beat the second level
Stand in the center,
and jump on the bosses head,
and now he's dead
Oh very good, let's play again!

The Filipino race,
and the Chinese can all be friends
'Cause we're all Asian
Fuck whoever's not

When China gets the bomb,
the whole world's eyes will be slanted like ours
'Cause if you're not Asian,
suck my yellow cock

Oh, let's watch some BBC news
Oh, they're talkin' about me!
Cool!

The kids,
in Bournemouth
made fun of someone 'cause he's Asian
The principal said,
"DJ Not Nice is probably racist"
Oh thanks,
you're probably gay with AIDS

You know Confucius say,
If the shoe fits,
steal it from Payless and give it to your kids,
for Christmas

Herro, herro
Come in my store
Thank you come again
I would like white and black people,
if they were Asian
So when your teacher shows,
my videos to your special ed class,
please no one laugh

The Fillipino race (The Fillipine is a place)
knows much more things,
than the Jews and gays
So if you go on vacation,
don't go near China
You must stand outside city wall

The Japanese are fine,
and Taiwanese tastes nice
But Hawaiians are crossing the line
'Cause if they're not Asian,
they can,
suck my little cock
I will ninja kick you in the nut

White people suck,
and Jews eat Chinese food too much
Black people steal your stuff
We will kill everyone but us
'Cause if you're not Asian,
then you're,
probably white or black,
or Puerto Rican, or Iraqi

So you see my friends,
I hope you learned something today
From the song that I sing, and my clear message (Nuclear, hehe)
That if you're not Asian (From Beijing)
Won't be long 'til you're gone
So you can suck on my ding dong

'Cause China's building a bomb
With a little help from Kim Jung
With the money we made from the song,
Ching Chang Chong
I suggest you get facelift,
and take some Kung Fu fight lessons
So we might think you're Viet Cong

Yeah
Ninja





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  1. R.... C....

    i’m asian and i’m offended





    i mean i’m at the 3rd level

    R.... C....

    Red Comrade oh shit

    R.... C....

    Jesus our lord and saviour himself

    R.... C....

    Red Comrade no I’m not your lord and saviour. That would be Tianzhu

  2. S.... S....

    Thank god im a filipino

    S.... S....

    firipino

  3. S.... S....

    China cross our philippine sea

  4. J.... A....

    I really want this on spotify but it's blocked on my country

  5. D.... C....

    I’m Thai 😃

  6. S.... K....

    I like how he jokes yet he's serious

    S.... K....

    Asia's is also a continent so that means Chinese people are Asian so are Japanese

  7. L.... ....

    I'm spiritually Asian, does that count?

  8. K.... ....

    WERE ALL ASIANS FUCK WHOEVERS NOT XD I'm half Filipino and half Japanese XD

    K.... ....

    AND FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS FILIPENES IS A PLACE XD

  9. a.... s....

    yeah im safe cause im thai :)

    a.... s....

    You’re thainese?

  10. S.... ....

    I like Far Easterners a lot, but I hate how they and their White allies hijacked the term Asia from West Asians when the term Asia was originally used to refer to West Asia.

  11. T.... ....

    i love being asian

    T.... ....

    Same bro

    T.... ....

    same bro

    T.... ....

    Ahah same

  12. K.... U....

    Well i'm Filipino sooooo...

    K.... U....

    EYYYYYYY

  13. A.... N....

    Fucking epic

  14. D.... P....

    This song made me cry ;( its so beautiful

  15. K.... T....

    wow really adding scenes from Hiroshima....

  16. A.... ....

    No please no I don't wanna die! D: Whyyyyy

    A.... ....

    Well u better get face lift and take Kung Fu lessons

  17. M.... -....

    I don't get the butt hole picture. Is that where a bomb landed?

  18. a.... ....

    1:36 fail that's Southampton not bournmouth

  19. M.... K....

    Nice & Calm

  20. A.... B....

    this is a really rasit song to us blacks and whites

    A.... B....

    i laugh about rucka joking about white people for example his song i dont like white people .. its fun 

  21. S.... ....

    yet we all forget that Russia is Asian

    S.... ....

    +SphinxGamingChannel Yeah, but Slavs living in Siberia will never be considered Asian no matter how much they fantasize about the thought.

    S.... ....

    I'll remind you, majority of people in Russia are still in Europe side. Or.. at least the more developed ones.

    S.... ....

    @Esoteric Ulmanist you mean most of it?

    S.... ....

    Russia is as asian as Australia is pacific islander

  22. t.... b....

    Love** oops

  23. t.... b....

    Lobe rucka rucka ali xD

  24. B.... ....

    its beautiful 

  25. T.... G....

    go asians we will take ove

  26. U.... ....

    Too late, China has thousands of nuclear weapons.

  27. K.... N....

    lol loving it

  28. M.... P....

    tht is true not all asians use chopsticks even tho im american

    M.... P....

    Not all bro filipenes don't

  29. M.... P....

    hell no it just a fucking joke man

  30. M.... ....

    Correction....China never got the bomb....it was japan

  31. S.... B....

    Bruno Mars - Just the Way you are

  32. S.... B....

    who gives a fuck? If you don't like it don't watch it... It is actually quite funny!

  33. T.... B....

    this is a little bit racist
    fuck a little a lottttttttttt!!!! racist

  34. T.... B....

    say hilter arnt you dead!? lol

  35. M.... h....

    im asian i dont use chopstick

  36. A.... H....

    I'm American Cuban and part Spanish like Spain

  37. i.... ....

    The voice reminds me of cart man from southpark

  38. D.... X....

    I'm puertorican and I'm trilingual

  39. T.... C....

    I'm Filipino, Laotian, Danish, Irish, German, French, and more.

  40. B.... ....

    I'm black so Facka you!

  41. C.... G....

    Lol ya fuck whoever who's not Asian like us! XD

  42. B.... B....

    Everyone 4 Mins of silence while we listen to the asian anthem

  43. l.... ....

    men this is cracking me up.

  44. u.... ....

    China already has bombs..... lololol???

  45. J.... C....

    you must be lost

  46. C.... ....

    he doesnt sound anything like cartman

  47. S.... K....

    my eyes

  48. C.... C....

    The part when the video says that Filipino and Chinese can get along, the scene was the North and South Korean border soldiers having a badass breakdown contest :3

  49. h.... ....

    no its family guy

  50. T.... ....

    I'm asian and I found this very entertaining.

  51. N.... V....

    *Cartman*

  52. J.... Y....

    I want Dj Not Nice in my Party

  53. C.... M....

    14 people are asian XD

  54. z.... ....

    1:14 *falls the fuck off* haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahha!!!

  55. j.... e....

    you are an asian

  56. M.... ....

    Funny Song

  57. t.... b....

    rike? xD

  58. J.... s....

    Ha!! LOVE U RUCKA!!!!

  59. �.... ....

    "rasian" that gives me a tumor. jesus

  60. C.... A....

    This is AWESOME.

  61. s.... m....

    i know :( but oh well

  62. S.... B....

    youre an idiot >>

  63. 7.... ....

    I'm not Asian, so I guess I should suck some little....

  64. C.... K....

    I'm not Asian!

  65. A.... C....

    dAfUQ did i just see

  66. M.... ....

    I'm asian and i find this funny

  67. R.... S....

    this is a cool song

  68. D.... ....

    <-------must watch the video on this channel. this is funny shit inspired by rucka rucka! you wont regret watching it!

  69. M.... B....

    I want some friking chinese food

  70. S.... R....

    I suck. :(

  71. N.... ....

    "And Taiwanese tastes nice" xD

  72. m.... s....

    @ThisIsWales lol asian rape

  73. m.... s....

    @Spencer Mcvay xD

  74. N.... G....

    Do u even have some ding dongs???

  75. F.... T....

    Oh btw, our country's name is spelled Philippines not Filipine :)

  76. B.... B....

    Sometimes i question whether he's actually going to bomb all states from america

  77. m.... ....

    I'm a white anglo-saxon woman and wow, I couldn't stop laughing. Sooooo hilarious! This is funny. Love love love it! Sharing with all my relatives. hehe..... =D Hey, if they can't take a joke... pfft!

  78. s.... m....

    rucka why do you sound like cartmon from south park lol still da shit

  79. V.... V....

    I will Ninja Kick You In da nuts..

  80. l.... m....

    i love the part wheres hes like " the filipino race"

    l.... m....

    Im a filipino

    l.... m....

    No, its called the *firipino race* its a joke lol

  81. k.... m....

    u can suck on my ding dong lol im asian

  82. O.... ....

    I raped the asian! She curled up in a ball...

  83. B.... �....

    Asians Unite! The Fillipines and China should totally be friends :D

  84. z.... ....

    I'm Filipino, I agree, Philippines and China should be freinds

  85. z.... ....

    SWAG (Something We Asians Got)

  86. L.... R....

    IM AN ASIAN! ?!?!?!? !?!?

  87. A.... ....

    but we're ALL asian

  88. 1.... 5....

    flag me as spam if u wanna blow up china

  89. A.... N....

    This was on my birthday

  90. r.... c....

    NICE HEY FUCK YOU TO
    I NOT ASIAN

  91. F.... Y....

    Breakin' the r00lz.

    L33T. B)

  92. U.... ....

    I liked you even though I'm not asian

  93. t.... ....

    lol darn im german

  94. D.... ....

    I liked and i'm not asian, Fuck the system.

  95. M.... ....

    I love Asians!