Rucka Rucka Ali - We're All Asian Lyrics
Oh, herro
My name is DJ Not Nice
I'm here to end the hate,
and bring peace between all the Asian race
I mean Korean and Chinese?
I mean, we look the same right?
We eat with chopstick?
My eyes look like,
I'm mad 'cause someone stole my eggroll
I'm sad, 'cause my dad,
died fighting for his country's butthole
He told me,
"Son, who cares what color is your skin? We're all Asian.
Some guyslook like Asians, but they're just Mexicans"
I pray that one day,
the whole world will be oriental
I play video games,
I finally beat the second level
Stand in the center,
and jump on the bosses head,
and now he's dead
Oh very good, let's play again!
The Filipino race,
and the Chinese can all be friends
'Cause we're all Asian
Fuck whoever's not
When China gets the bomb,
the whole world's eyes will be slanted like ours
'Cause if you're not Asian,
suck my yellow cock
Oh, let's watch some BBC news
Oh, they're talkin' about me!
Cool!
The kids,
in Bournemouth
made fun of someone 'cause he's Asian
The principal said,
"DJ Not Nice is probably racist"
Oh thanks,
you're probably gay with AIDS
You know Confucius say,
If the shoe fits,
steal it from Payless and give it to your kids,
for Christmas
Herro, herro
Come in my store
Thank you come again
I would like white and black people,
if they were Asian
So when your teacher shows,
my videos to your special ed class,
please no one laugh
The Fillipino race (The Fillipine is a place)
knows much more things,
than the Jews and gays
So if you go on vacation,
don't go near China
You must stand outside city wall
The Japanese are fine,
and Taiwanese tastes nice
But Hawaiians are crossing the line
'Cause if they're not Asian,
they can,
suck my little cock
I will ninja kick you in the nut
White people suck,
and Jews eat Chinese food too much
Black people steal your stuff
We will kill everyone but us
'Cause if you're not Asian,
then you're,
probably white or black,
or Puerto Rican, or Iraqi
So you see my friends,
I hope you learned something today
From the song that I sing, and my clear message (Nuclear, hehe)
That if you're not Asian (From Beijing)
Won't be long 'til you're gone
So you can suck on my ding dong
'Cause China's building a bomb
With a little help from Kim Jung
With the money we made from the song,
Ching Chang Chong
I suggest you get facelift,
and take some Kung Fu fight lessons
So we might think you're Viet Cong
Yeah
Ninja
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Rucka Rucka Ali We're All Asian Comments
i’m asian and i’m offended
i mean i’m at the 3rd level
Red Comrade oh shit
Jesus our lord and saviour himself
Red Comrade no I’m not your lord and saviour. That would be Tianzhu
Thank god im a filipino
firipino
China cross our philippine sea
I really want this on spotify but it's blocked on my country
I’m Thai 😃
I like how he jokes yet he's serious
Asia's is also a continent so that means Chinese people are Asian so are Japanese
I'm spiritually Asian, does that count?
WERE ALL ASIANS FUCK WHOEVERS NOT XD I'm half Filipino and half Japanese XD
AND FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS FILIPENES IS A PLACE XD
yeah im safe cause im thai :)
You’re thainese?
I like Far Easterners a lot, but I hate how they and their White allies hijacked the term Asia from West Asians when the term Asia was originally used to refer to West Asia.
i love being asian
Same bro
same bro
Ahah same
Well i'm Filipino sooooo...
EYYYYYYY
Fucking epic
This song made me cry ;( its so beautiful
wow really adding scenes from Hiroshima....
No please no I don't wanna die! D: Whyyyyy
Well u better get face lift and take Kung Fu lessons
I don't get the butt hole picture. Is that where a bomb landed?
1:36 fail that's Southampton not bournmouth
Nice & Calm
this is a really rasit song to us blacks and whites
i laugh about rucka joking about white people for example his song i dont like white people .. its fun
yet we all forget that Russia is Asian
+SphinxGamingChannel Yeah, but Slavs living in Siberia will never be considered Asian no matter how much they fantasize about the thought.
I'll remind you, majority of people in Russia are still in Europe side. Or.. at least the more developed ones.
@Esoteric Ulmanist you mean most of it?
Russia is as asian as Australia is pacific islander
Love** oops
Lobe rucka rucka ali xD
its beautiful
go asians we will take ove
Too late, China has thousands of nuclear weapons.
lol loving it
tht is true not all asians use chopsticks even tho im american
Not all bro filipenes don't
hell no it just a fucking joke man
Correction....China never got the bomb....it was japan
Bruno Mars - Just the Way you are
who gives a fuck? If you don't like it don't watch it... It is actually quite funny!
this is a little bit racist
fuck a little a lottttttttttt!!!! racist
say hilter arnt you dead!? lol
im asian i dont use chopstick
I'm American Cuban and part Spanish like Spain
The voice reminds me of cart man from southpark
I'm puertorican and I'm trilingual
I'm Filipino, Laotian, Danish, Irish, German, French, and more.
I'm black so Facka you!
Lol ya fuck whoever who's not Asian like us! XD
Everyone 4 Mins of silence while we listen to the asian anthem
men this is cracking me up.
China already has bombs..... lololol???
you must be lost
he doesnt sound anything like cartman
my eyes
The part when the video says that Filipino and Chinese can get along, the scene was the North and South Korean border soldiers having a badass breakdown contest :3
no its family guy
I'm asian and I found this very entertaining.
*Cartman*
I want Dj Not Nice in my Party
14 people are asian XD
1:14 *falls the fuck off* haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahha!!!
you are an asian
Funny Song
rike? xD
Ha!! LOVE U RUCKA!!!!
"rasian" that gives me a tumor. jesus
This is AWESOME.
i know :( but oh well
youre an idiot >>
I'm not Asian, so I guess I should suck some little....
I'm not Asian!
dAfUQ did i just see
I'm asian and i find this funny
this is a cool song
<-------must watch the video on this channel. this is funny shit inspired by rucka rucka! you wont regret watching it!
I want some friking chinese food
I suck. :(
"And Taiwanese tastes nice" xD
@ThisIsWales lol asian rape
@Spencer Mcvay xD
Do u even have some ding dongs???
Oh btw, our country's name is spelled Philippines not Filipine :)
Sometimes i question whether he's actually going to bomb all states from america
I'm a white anglo-saxon woman and wow, I couldn't stop laughing. Sooooo hilarious! This is funny. Love love love it! Sharing with all my relatives. hehe..... =D Hey, if they can't take a joke... pfft!
rucka why do you sound like cartmon from south park lol still da shit
I will Ninja Kick You In da nuts..
i love the part wheres hes like " the filipino race"
Im a filipino
No, its called the *firipino race* its a joke lol
u can suck on my ding dong lol im asian
I raped the asian! She curled up in a ball...
Asians Unite! The Fillipines and China should totally be friends :D
I'm Filipino, I agree, Philippines and China should be freinds
SWAG (Something We Asians Got)
IM AN ASIAN! ?!?!?!? !?!?
but we're ALL asian
flag me as spam if u wanna blow up china
This was on my birthday
NICE HEY FUCK YOU TO
I NOT ASIAN
Breakin' the r00lz.
L33T. B)
I liked you even though I'm not asian
lol darn im german
I liked and i'm not asian, Fuck the system.
I love Asians!