Rucka Rucka Ali - This Is Why We Can't Have Rice Things Lyrics
Dj not nice here reporting
Dreaming of rice since this morning
Bujt the riots in shanghai are so crazy
Price of tofu go up this year
This cause unrest in the eastern sphere
We're tryna keep the order here
For days
But now millions are dead
And the others are raped
This is why we can't have rice things, burned again
You always burn shit when you bake it always
This is why we can't have rice things, sucks, yeah
Did you hear me tell you cook at hundred fucking degrees?
Why can't all Asians just be friends?
Cambodians attacked Bangkok again
Killed all of the women, kids and men
Which wouldn't be a issue but they took shit too
All the Nissin cup and the Shih Tzu
What are we supposed to eat without dog and Ramen
The Thai declared war on the Taiwanese (Uh oh)
The Mongolians are still raping
This is why we can't have rice things, wok breaks
'Cause you break shit we have to throw shit away
This is why we can't have rice things, fuck me
Did you hear me say hold the fucking wok carefully please?
This is why we can't have..
This is for the Chineses
Burning down the city for no reasons
And all the Tibetans
History taught you no lessons
And this is for Burma
Better hope you have good karma
And here's to Jews
Who through all this
Still waiting for Chinese food
"Yes hello? I ordered my food an hour ago
What do you mean Mongolians invaded the kitchen?"
This is why we can't have rice things, burned again
You always burn shit when you bake it always
This is why we can't have rice things, sucks, yeah
Did you hear me tell you cook at hundred fucking degrees?
Sick of all the round eyes laughing at me
No more patience, now let's break shit, oh yeah
They want us to behave like nice chinks and Charlies
Did you hear me or was I talking fucking Chinese
This is why we can't have rice please
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Rucka Rucka Ali This Is Why We Can't Have Rice Things Comments
What about corona virus 🦠
"Did you hear me tell you cook at hundred f'n degree--ee--ee-s"
He keeps sounding white even with the accent always get me 🤣🤣🤣
Have you ever been to Bangkok?
Kicks you in the nuts.
You understand now?
Rucka saves more lives than suicide hotline
I'm Thai
Pazelloxu hopefully you understand this is a joke and not how westerners actually view Asians in general or Thai people
I want rice
U should make a sequel called free things made about the revolution
Am I alone in liking bits of burned rice?
' The Thai attack on Taiwanese',
Dude, we only have roll boats, we can't go that far XD
The Mongolians raiding the kitchen got me lol
Mongoreans*
sips a pic of trump
Being a chunk myself, I approve of this message
Zis is rice
There’s literally no way any of these are monetized. Lol.
Do you mean 100 degres fahrenheit or celsius ?
KoiG almost certainly Fahrenheit as we Americans don’t generally understand Celsius and Rucka Ali mostly makes content for Americans
2:08 its korean
That's Rucka for you
It's a joke, dumbass.
I’m Mongolian and this song is my fav
Rucka , before I watch your videos I am depressed as **** , but after watching a couple of them I realize that life is actually not that bad.
I have nothing to say, just meh
This was stuck in my head all day so, I decided to listen to it
Quagmire is that you
*did you hear me or am I talkin fuckin chinese*
Fuck it got taken down
So good
I hate when people call This Racist it's just good music
You are my favorite artist
How to make a bad song good
1: Add Rucka
2: Make it offensive
And I can't even count to 3 because I'm Gabe Newell
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nice one
Its a good song but rucka even made it better.
The original isn't bad
1:22 believe it or not that's where I got triggered
Ruka you need to make videos
2:18 Burma, because no one ever got a Myanmar shave.
If he posted on the same channel every time it would have more views
Damnit, now I'm hungry
This is actually good content congratulations
best song ever
deadbeast by far
Awesome song. Hilarious
another good video
What’s good
I rike a rice
I typing this so I can have rucka rucka Ali text me so it seems like I’m popular
I just threw a full box of rice because this song...
I love your music
*leaves a comment on this video*
*takes screenshot*
Quality content
Gotta leave a comment so I can get a video of Rucka Rucka Ali speaking Spanish dammit
Its not racist I don't know why they can't see that
There Asian’s they can’t
@Liam Penner That was the fucking joke
@Liam Penner... Not only Asians
Rucka is littttt
Stupid Asians
Hate speech is our right
This is the first time seeing this video
This video gave me a massive erection
Glad its back
Lo fucking L
U the best
Great song
YOU RUINED MY FAVORITE SONG!!!!!
taylor swift and her aids infested vag
Yea this is better than original
Get gud or gtfo
Cyrinyak She gotten A.I.D.S from me
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The name of this song sounded so stupid, and since Taylor has been trying some new stupid music lately (like rap), I didn't want to listen to this. But...I gave Rucka's parody a listen first, and...honestly, it sounds like a somewhat good song. The parody, while comedic and racist (in a funny way) as always, makes me wanna listen to the original. So, thanks Rucka!
Rucka make one of *dollar in the woods* kemmstar
not racist
Not at all :)
DID YOU HEAR ME TELL YOU COOK AT HUNDRED FUCKIN DEGREES
Fucking Youtube, still amazing song
Just got here from Snapchat
YouTube can suck on my orange chicken shit covered eggroll
Beautiful
you are cool Rucka
Lt. Calley likes this song.
That one dislike was a Mongolian
I’m partly mongolian 😂
Mongorian
Theres 33 now
@insert memorable username here 10 more now
If you tube deletes it, you reupload it and we will watch it again. We will multiply your views ;)
YouTube is my favorite site
NUCKAS ARE WITH YOU! DONT STOP UPLOADING FAM
RuckaWHO so you gonna message speaking Mexican on Snapchat
LockeRobster yes this is the real rucka, he has other channels to reupload videos taken down.
Runs you have a lot of YouTube channels why
Only 9 comments Mayen rucka will jest me☺️☺️
R.I.P deleted by shity youtube
Shamefur dispray
Reupload?
🅱enis