Rucka Rucka Ali - This Is Why We Can't Have Rice Things Lyrics






Dj not nice here reporting
Dreaming of rice since this morning
Bujt the riots in shanghai are so crazy
Price of tofu go up this year
This cause unrest in the eastern sphere
Mongolians crashed through the wall, it appears

We're tryna keep the order here
For days
But now millions are dead
And the others are raped

This is why we can't have rice things, burned again
You always burn shit when you bake it always
This is why we can't have rice things, sucks, yeah
Did you hear me tell you cook at hundred fucking degrees?
This is why we can't have rice things

Why can't all Asians just be friends?
Cambodians attacked Bangkok again
Killed all of the women, kids and men
Which wouldn't be a issue but they took shit too
All the Nissin cup and the Shih Tzu
What are we supposed to eat without dog and Ramen
The Thai declared war on the Taiwanese (Uh oh)
The Mongolians are still raping

This is why we can't have rice things, wok breaks
'Cause you break shit we have to throw shit away
This is why we can't have rice things, fuck me
Did you hear me say hold the fucking wok carefully please?
This is why we can't have..

This is for the Chineses
Burning down the city for no reasons
And all the Tibetans
History taught you no lessons
And this is for Burma
Better hope you have good karma
And here's to Jews
Who through all this
Still waiting for Chinese food
"Yes hello? I ordered my food an hour ago
What do you mean Mongolians invaded the kitchen?"

This is why we can't have rice things, burned again
You always burn shit when you bake it always
This is why we can't have rice things, sucks, yeah
Did you hear me tell you cook at hundred fucking degrees?
Sick of all the round eyes laughing at me
No more patience, now let's break shit, oh yeah
They want us to behave like nice chinks and Charlies
Did you hear me or was I talking fucking Chinese
This is why we can't have rice please





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Rucka Rucka Ali This Is Why We Can't Have Rice Things Comments
  1. R.... G....

    What about corona virus 🦠

  2. P.... H....

    "Did you hear me tell you cook at hundred f'n degree--ee--ee-s"

  3. M.... I....

    He keeps sounding white even with the accent always get me 🤣🤣🤣

  4. E.... L....

    Have you ever been to Bangkok?

    Kicks you in the nuts.

    You understand now?

  5. r.... ....

    Rucka saves more lives than suicide hotline

  6. P.... ....

    I'm Thai

    P.... ....

    Pazelloxu hopefully you understand this is a joke and not how westerners actually view Asians in general or Thai people

  7. P.... P....

    I want rice

  8. T.... L....

    U should make a sequel called free things made about the revolution

  9. S.... ....

    Am I alone in liking bits of burned rice?

  10. �.... �....

    ' The Thai attack on Taiwanese',
    Dude, we only have roll boats, we can't go that far XD

  11. B.... S....

    The Mongolians raiding the kitchen got me lol

    B.... S....

    Mongoreans*

  12. L.... B....

    sips a pic of trump

  13. J.... M....

    Being a chunk myself, I approve of this message

  14. E.... 2....

    Zis is rice

  15. V.... F....

    There’s literally no way any of these are monetized. Lol.

  16. K.... ....

    Do you mean 100 degres fahrenheit or celsius ?

    K.... ....

    KoiG almost certainly Fahrenheit as we Americans don’t generally understand Celsius and Rucka Ali mostly makes content for Americans

  17. A.... ....

    2:08 its korean

    A.... ....

    That's Rucka for you

    A.... ....

    It's a joke, dumbass.

  18. F.... ....

    I’m Mongolian and this song is my fav

  19. M.... K....

    Rucka , before I watch your videos I am depressed as **** , but after watching a couple of them I realize that life is actually not that bad.

  20. W.... P....

    I have nothing to say, just meh

  21. I.... H....

    This was stuck in my head all day so, I decided to listen to it

  22. B.... B....

    Quagmire is that you

  23. i.... b....

    *did you hear me or am I talkin fuckin chinese*

  24. M.... M....

    Fuck it got taken down

  25. J.... ....

    So good

  26. a.... g....

    I hate when people call This Racist it's just good music

  27. T.... P....

    You are my favorite artist

  28. A.... N....

    How to make a bad song good
    1: Add Rucka
    2: Make it offensive
    And I can't even count to 3 because I'm Gabe Newell
    (° ̄ ͜ʖ ̄°)

    A.... N....

    nice one

    A.... N....

    Its a good song but rucka even made it better.
    The original isn't bad

  29. d.... f....

    1:22 believe it or not that's where I got triggered

  30. C.... _....

    Ruka you need to make videos

  31. U.... ....

    2:18 Burma, because no one ever got a Myanmar shave.

  32. Y.... ....

    If he posted on the same channel every time it would have more views

  33. R.... ....

    Damnit, now I'm hungry

  34. s.... b....

    This is actually good content congratulations

  35. a.... k....

    best song ever

    a.... k....

    deadbeast by far

  36. C.... P....

    Awesome song. Hilarious

  37. J.... B....

    another good video

  38. C.... ....

    What’s good

  39. D.... M....

    I rike a rice

  40. E.... ....

    I typing this so I can have rucka rucka Ali text me so it seems like I’m popular

  41. M.... E....

    I just threw a full box of rice because this song...

  42. M.... B....

    I love your music

  43. A.... ....

    *leaves a comment on this video*

    *takes screenshot*

  44. S.... Y....

    Quality content

  45. O.... M....

    Gotta leave a comment so I can get a video of Rucka Rucka Ali speaking Spanish dammit

  46. K.... ....

    Its not racist I don't know why they can't see that

    K.... ....

    There Asian’s they can’t

    K.... ....

    @Liam Penner That was the fucking joke

    K.... ....

    @Liam Penner... Not only Asians

  47. c.... c....

    Rucka is littttt

  48. R.... B....

    Stupid Asians

  49. R.... P....

    Hate speech is our right

  50. D.... T....

    This is the first time seeing this video

  51. S.... S....

    This video gave me a massive erection

  52. C.... _....

    Glad its back

  53. G.... A....

    Lo fucking L

  54. D.... G....

    U the best

  55. J.... G....

    Great song

  56. T.... ....

    YOU RUINED MY FAVORITE SONG!!!!!

    T.... ....

    taylor swift and her aids infested vag

    T.... ....

    Yea this is better than original

    T.... ....

    Get gud or gtfo

    T.... ....

    Cyrinyak She gotten A.I.D.S from me
    (° ̄ ͜ʖ ̄°)

  57. T.... ....

    The name of this song sounded so stupid, and since Taylor has been trying some new stupid music lately (like rap), I didn't want to listen to this. But...I gave Rucka's parody a listen first, and...honestly, it sounds like a somewhat good song. The parody, while comedic and racist (in a funny way) as always, makes me wanna listen to the original. So, thanks Rucka!

  58. L.... M....

    Rucka make one of *dollar in the woods* kemmstar

  59. M.... O....

    not racist

    M.... O....

    Not at all :)

  60. v.... ....

    DID YOU HEAR ME TELL YOU COOK AT HUNDRED FUCKIN DEGREES

  61. P.... ....

    Fucking Youtube, still amazing song

  62. K.... H....

    Just got here from Snapchat

  63. J.... ....

    YouTube can suck on my orange chicken shit covered eggroll

  64. E.... A....

    Beautiful

  65. J.... H....

    you are cool Rucka

  66. D.... R....

    Lt. Calley likes this song.

  67. L.... o....

    That one dislike was a Mongolian

    L.... o....

    I’m partly mongolian 😂

    L.... o....

    Mongorian

    L.... o....

    Theres 33 now

    L.... o....

    @insert memorable username here 10 more now

  68. b.... ....

    If you tube deletes it, you reupload it and we will watch it again. We will multiply your views ;)

  69. R.... ....

    YouTube is my favorite site

    R.... ....

    NUCKAS ARE WITH YOU! DONT STOP UPLOADING FAM

    R.... ....

    RuckaWHO so you gonna message speaking Mexican on Snapchat

    R.... ....

    LockeRobster yes this is the real rucka, he has other channels to reupload videos taken down.

    R.... ....

    Runs you have a lot of YouTube channels why

    R.... ....

    Only 9 comments Mayen rucka will jest me☺️☺️

  70. T.... ....

    R.I.P deleted by shity youtube

    T.... ....

    Shamefur dispray

  71. p.... x....

    Reupload?

  72. G.... ....

    🅱enis