Rucka Rucka Ali - Taquitos Lyrics
K? Aloha,
You can
call me Alejandro Whereizwaldo
Three time Latino Grammy winner
Two time political prisoner, Peru
South of Texas (is a place that's)
Called Mexico (Called Mehico)
And it goes from California to Brazil (Hell yeah)
They like nachos (And wear ponchos)
And play bongos (And like tacos)
And all other types of food from Taco Bell (I like those quesidillas)
Life is nice, south of the border
But they go to Arizona (Arizona)
The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people
They brought cocaine here from the rainforests,
that we stole from them (Give it back)
They all can read
They like to read, great works of literature,
Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head
And Where Is Waldo?
Taquitos
Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all
Spicy chicken, jalepeno, taquitos,
Makes the bitches and the hoes take off their clothes
Do the Samba,
Ay caramba!
Taquitos (with salantro)
Get your diarrhea all over your clothes
Jalepenos
Here's a napkin,
you can crap in
They were Mayans,
and then Mexicans
And then Latins
Then back to Mexicans
And their calendar,
says that the world will end (in twenty-twelve)
So not to be racist,
but it makes sense,
That if they think the world will end,
That some of them, don't never pay their bills (How's that racist? They're not even black)
Thank you, drive through, here's your order
Would you like two more, for quarter?
No thanks, I'll just have a cup of water
And Oh, yeah, this is all to go
The Mexican's land was taken,
from them by the Gringos
If they'd been Indians,
they'd been given small pox and casinos
Nacho Libre,
was kinda gay
I don't even like Jack Black
Well he's OK,
but overrated, That's just me though
Taquitos,
You can grab a couple extra for your bros
Let's take Sancho,
to the gun show
Taquitos, black people are the best at the basketball
Alejandro, Whereizwaldo
Javier
Now you can see, man,
why I sing for revolucion in Argentina in Nicaragua,
And Puerto Rico
You know that thing, they put on trucks, to make them shits look brand new
Yeah, well that thing
It has a name. It is bondo
The Mexicans, are no different than other types of people
They like to sit, out on the porch
Instead of drugs, they sell oranges
They all can read
They like to read, great works of literature,
Like War & Peace, and Who Moved The Cheese?,
and Where Is Waldo?
Taquitos
Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all
I'm a Gringo, let's play bingo
Taquitos, with salantro and some packets of hot sauce
Habenero, for dinnero
The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people
They brought cocaine here from the rainforests,
that we stole from them
They all can read
They like to read, great works of literature,
Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head
And Where Is Waldo?
Taquitos
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Rucka Rucka Ali Taquitos Comments
Bro I saw this when I was like 14 I'm 21 now still lit
I like how the only thing that's talking about taquitos is the hook nothing else lmao
theman949.com
The music brought me feelings from the year 2010! The great year before 2014 :) 2010 will never been forgotten!
This is another Classic .🐸👌
0:37 Bruh moment
My brain at 3 in the morning when I'm trying to fucking sleep.
South of texas, there's a place thats caled mexico (called mehico) and it goes from California to brazil (hell yeah)
Now I want some taquitos
Do you Diarrhoea all over your clothes
Mexico the musical
This is surprisingly less explicit than The oraginal
Can't tell if this is an insult to Mexicans or if it's just being sympathetic towards them
It's a joke
How's that racist they're not even black?
Aaaah li
coming back and noticing he dropped some ayn rand shit in his work from way before he started publicly talkin about any of that lmao
He actually did this in 2009.
donde esta la cocaina.
Tortilla
TOR til ah
Er not bilando... Man what song is that ughhh
Sounds more like bilando
Trumps campaign started here.
Maxicans killed 🇩🇪 in wm😥
But im deutsch
This song combines Lady Gaga's Alejandro with Enrique Iglesias' Bailamos. Weird.
Un Poco De Todo the talent of Rucka
420 likes
Destructive genius
I can't lie this is to good
hat moment when u where thinking everybody said Mexico but this guy said mehico
Well that's how Mexico is pronounced. Americans think its a x.
fav song
"when donald trump sees that"
Trump: Oh my god! this video is HUGE!
Gauy You’re a gay fucker :)))
What are talking about retardo.?
I put my frozen taquitos in the microwave for 20 seconds and they're still cold, thanks a lot Rucka :(
Maybe you aren't doing it right
Maybe the problem lies in you?
Really? Why...
This is a serious fuck up on his part which he needs to correct and apologies for. before more ppl walk into his frozen taquitos web of lies and confusion causing People to have to hit the start button again and destroy the trust ppl had towards their own microwave. This guy must be a f-in psychopath who doesn't have any respect for electronic devices
20 seconds per
.... i love jack black....
Nah, he is overrated.
That's just me though.
I'm Latino and I love it
but as rucka said that Argentina isn't mexico
yea Mexico are more white than Argenigga
Then ur not a real Latino
@Swoop Genesis
no u
Rushopacarai argaytina
what autotune does he use no offense against computers
is it sad ik this song of by heart? lol
Hilarious, your so talented
I tried to make a parody which I could send to you but I got stuck on the 1st line lol
1 person is a mexican
garvey1557 I'm sorry we were past that joke years ago
jajaj mames esos no son tacos son flautas xd
Big Jozlah son la misma chingadera
make a song namemed would i steel from you as a parody of would i lie to you
2012 never came :(
This song came out in 2012 for Ruckas World
I came twice today, if it helps somehow
i thought this was going to be a parody of despacito :/
The Parody of Despacito is called Dear White People
CarlosBazanB lmaooo
@CarlosBazanB Deporitio now
This song should become America's national anthem after Trump announces that he is the king of America.
20 seconds ? my microwave is shit then.
Well, "Mexicans are just same as normal persons"...
Say this to Donald...
Woofibs
Well, I don't know, this is a old song but the topic current...
Trump never said mexicans werent equal. Fuck head.
Illegals not Mexicans you moron
Why are you defending criminals? Are you part of a Cartel?
Mexicans are cool, Cartel Mexicans are not. See the difference esse?
WHAT HE DOESN'T LIKE JACK BLACK
45/46th like
His old videos just proves how ingenious he can become in terms of writing lyrics XD I love Rucka since '09
PillsburyDoughboy i loved him since 2013
Since 2018, I'm 14.
good indeed
Rucka did rhyme Oranges wirh porch. He's a genius.
Anderer Mensch where?
3:12-3:16
Hallo Leute 😀
O-range
Stone-age
Cou-rage
Stone-henge
Cott-age
Is this old or new
you can tell the age by the really bad autotune
From 2012
Jack Black is overrated