Rucka Rucka Ali - Taquitos Lyrics






K? Aloha,
You can
call me Alejandro Whereizwaldo
Three time Latino Grammy winner
Two time political prisoner, Peru

South of Texas (is a place that's)
Called Mexico (Called Mehico)
And it goes from California to Brazil (Hell yeah)

They like nachos (And wear ponchos)
And play bongos (And like tacos)
And all other types of food from Taco Bell (I like those quesidillas)

Life is nice, south of the border
But they go to Arizona (Arizona)
To fall asleep in the truck on the lawn (that I payed them to mow!)

The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people
They brought cocaine here from the rainforests,
that we stole from them (Give it back)
They all can read
They like to read, great works of literature,
Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head
And Where Is Waldo?

Taquitos
Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all
Spicy chicken, jalepeno, taquitos,
Makes the bitches and the hoes take off their clothes
Do the Samba,
Ay caramba!
Taquitos (with salantro)
Get your diarrhea all over your clothes

Jalepenos
Here's a napkin,
you can crap in

They were Mayans,
and then Mexicans
And then Latins
Then back to Mexicans
And their calendar,
says that the world will end (in twenty-twelve)

So not to be racist,
but it makes sense,
That if they think the world will end,
That some of them, don't never pay their bills (How's that racist? They're not even black)

Thank you, drive through, here's your order
Would you like two more, for quarter?
No thanks, I'll just have a cup of water
And Oh, yeah, this is all to go

The Mexican's land was taken,
from them by the Gringos
If they'd been Indians,
they'd been given small pox and casinos

Nacho Libre,
was kinda gay
I don't even like Jack Black
Well he's OK,
but overrated, That's just me though

Taquitos,
You can grab a couple extra for your bros
Let's take Sancho,
to the gun show
Taquitos, black people are the best at the basketball
Alejandro, Whereizwaldo
Javier

Now you can see, man,
why I sing for revolucion in Argentina in Nicaragua,
And Puerto Rico

You know that thing, they put on trucks, to make them shits look brand new
Yeah, well that thing
It has a name. It is bondo

The Mexicans, are no different than other types of people
They like to sit, out on the porch
Instead of drugs, they sell oranges

They all can read
They like to read, great works of literature,
Like War & Peace, and Who Moved The Cheese?,
and Where Is Waldo?

Taquitos
Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all
I'm a Gringo, let's play bingo
Taquitos, with salantro and some packets of hot sauce
Habenero, for dinnero

The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people
They brought cocaine here from the rainforests,
that we stole from them
They all can read
They like to read, great works of literature,
Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head
And Where Is Waldo?

Taquitos





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  1. b.... p....

    Bro I saw this when I was like 14 I'm 21 now still lit

  2. M.... R....

    I like how the only thing that's talking about taquitos is the hook nothing else lmao

  3. T.... ....

    theman949.com
    The music brought me feelings from the year 2010! The great year before 2014 :) 2010 will never been forgotten!

  4. K.... D....

    This is another Classic .🐸👌

  5. L.... T....

    0:37 Bruh moment

  6. O.... C....

    My brain at 3 in the morning when I'm trying to fucking sleep.

  7. D.... 6....

    South of texas, there's a place thats caled mexico (called mehico) and it goes from California to brazil (hell yeah)

  8. l.... ....

    Now I want some taquitos

  9. f.... g....

    Do you Diarrhoea all over your clothes

  10. J.... S....

    Mexico the musical

  11. A.... l....

    This is surprisingly less explicit than The oraginal

  12. e.... v....

    Can't tell if this is an insult to Mexicans or if it's just being sympathetic towards them

    e.... v....

    It's a joke

  13. R.... ....

    How's that racist they're not even black?

  14. U.... D....

    Aaaah li

  15. C.... ....

    coming back and noticing he dropped some ayn rand shit in his work from way before he started publicly talkin about any of that lmao

    C.... ....

    He actually did this in 2009.

  16. W.... Z....

    donde esta la cocaina.

  17. E.... ....

    Tortilla

    TOR til ah

  18. D.... ....

    Er not bilando... Man what song is that ughhh

  19. D.... ....

    Sounds more like bilando

  20. D.... F....

    Trumps campaign started here.

  21. B.... .....

    Maxicans killed 🇩🇪 in wm😥

    B.... .....

    But im deutsch

  22. P.... _....

    This song combines Lady Gaga's Alejandro with Enrique Iglesias' Bailamos. Weird.

    P.... _....

    Un Poco De Todo the talent of Rucka

  23. A.... I....

    420 likes

  24. A.... B....

    Destructive genius

  25. e.... f....

    I can't lie this is to good

  26. T.... N....

    hat moment when u where thinking everybody said Mexico but this guy said mehico

    T.... N....

    Well that's how Mexico is pronounced. Americans think its a x.

  27. j.... c....

    fav song

  28. G.... ....

    "when donald trump sees that"
    Trump: Oh my god! this video is HUGE!

    G.... ....

    Gauy You’re a gay fucker :)))

    G.... ....

    What are talking about retardo.?

  29. G.... A....

    I put my frozen taquitos in the microwave for 20 seconds and they're still cold, thanks a lot Rucka :(

    G.... A....

    Maybe you aren't doing it right

    G.... A....

    Maybe the problem lies in you?

    G.... A....

    Really? Why...

    G.... A....

    This is a serious fuck up on his part which he needs to correct and apologies for. before more ppl walk into his frozen taquitos web of lies and confusion causing People to have to hit the start button again and destroy the trust ppl had towards their own microwave. This guy must be a f-in psychopath who doesn't have any respect for electronic devices

    G.... A....

    20 seconds per

  30. w.... ....

    .... i love jack black....

    w.... ....

    Nah, he is overrated.

    w.... ....

    That's just me though.

  31. v.... a....

    I'm Latino and I love it

    v.... a....

    but as rucka said that Argentina isn't mexico

    v.... a....

    yea Mexico are more white than Argenigga

    v.... a....

    Then ur not a real Latino

    v.... a....

    @Swoop Genesis
    no u

    v.... a....

    Rushopacarai argaytina

  32. Y.... C....

    what autotune does he use no offense against computers

  33. 5.... O....

    is it sad ik this song of by heart? lol

  34. C.... G....

    Hilarious, your so talented

    C.... G....

    I tried to make a parody which I could send to you but I got stuck on the 1st line lol

  35. A.... ....

    1 person is a mexican

    A.... ....

    garvey1557 I'm sorry we were past that joke years ago

  36. B.... J....

    jajaj mames esos no son tacos son flautas xd

    B.... J....

    Big Jozlah son la misma chingadera

  37. l.... d....

    make a song namemed would i steel from you as a parody of would i lie to you

  38. M.... M....

    2012 never came :(

    M.... M....

    This song came out in 2012 for Ruckas World

    M.... M....

    I came twice today, if it helps somehow

  39. h.... p....

    i thought this was going to be a parody of despacito :/

    h.... p....

    The Parody of Despacito is called Dear White People

    h.... p....

    CarlosBazanB lmaooo

    h.... p....

    @CarlosBazanB Deporitio now

  40. S.... B....

    This song should become America's national anthem after Trump announces that he is the king of America.

  41. T.... S....

    20 seconds ? my microwave is shit then.

  42. S.... ....

    Well, "Mexicans are just same as normal persons"...
    Say this to Donald...

    S.... ....

    Woofibs
    Well, I don't know, this is a old song but the topic current...

    S.... ....

    Trump never said mexicans werent equal. Fuck head.

    S.... ....

    Illegals not Mexicans you moron

    S.... ....

    Why are you defending criminals? Are you part of a Cartel?
    Mexicans are cool, Cartel Mexicans are not. See the difference esse?

  43. o.... ....

    WHAT HE DOESN'T LIKE JACK BLACK

  44. S.... ....

    45/46th like

  45. P.... ....

    His old videos just proves how ingenious he can become in terms of writing lyrics XD I love Rucka since '09

    P.... ....

    PillsburyDoughboy i loved him since 2013

    P.... ....

    Since 2018, I'm 14.

  46. S.... W....

    good indeed

  47. Z.... ....

    Rucka did rhyme Oranges wirh porch. He's a genius.

    Z.... ....

    Anderer Mensch where?

    Z.... ....

    3:12-3:16

    Z.... ....

    Hallo Leute 😀

    Z.... ....

    O-range
    Stone-age
    Cou-rage
    Stone-henge
    Cott-age

  48. 1.... ....

    Is this old or new

    1.... ....

    you can tell the age by the really bad autotune

    1.... ....

    From 2012

  49. Z.... ....

    Jack Black is overrated