Rucka Rucka Ali - Talking Chinese Lyrics
I'm Asian, so no one understand anything I say.
All I can do, is take your order for sweet & sour soup.
When I try to say hi, no one understand, so I have no friend, yeah
When they ask me for rice, they need ask me twice, my English is bad.
We talk it all day long, if you come say hi, we have good time, chong ching chong, ching chong
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it better and I know karate, I come from Vietnam
If you could say hi, it would be nice, chong ching chong, King Kong
Try to find love, I walk up to a girl and I say hello,
But I can't talk English, she asks me for a eggroll like a bitch.
No one knows what it's like, being all alone, it really blows, yeah
Someday I'll learn to talk, til then I'm stuck, with a shitty wok
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me.
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk in mandarin and in cantonese, I talk in lots of stuff
If you come say hi, we talk all night, chong ching chong, ching chong
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
I from Beijing
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
Chinese, the language from which all other languages come.
Chinese, it goes like rucka rucka chucka ching chang chong.
Chong ching chong, ching chong
My name Lee, hello. My last name Lee too. Lee Lee. ehhe
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it good so will you talk it to me
I talk like ching chang chong, if you come say hi, we're friends for life, wong wing wong bing bong
Now if we're talking Chinese, or if you talk in Thai, that's good by me.
I talk in lots of stuff, if you black or white, or girl or guy, I love everyone.
Talking Chinese, I talk Chinese
Talking Chinese, oh god why me.
If you're free tonight, we could get high, on bath salts, bath salts
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me, we talk it all day long
If you come say hi, we do some guys, chong ching chong, ching chong
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Rucka Rucka Ali Talking Chinese Comments
Why is saying Why meee so asian
You should make a parody on the git up
#DJ not nice
1:23 whats her name
Better than that generic white sex sellout bullshit music.
Fuck, this song made me think of my vietnamese friend in school, people would call him chinese, his real surname was dang, otherwise their was nempaste, noodle Boll, rice boll, i even feel bad about the comment😂😉
Lol so funny I'm asian
i’m offensive and i found this chinese
Does this song get you banned from esports for a year?
I wonder what are the entries on his browser history lmao
Hey u forgot to say I put dog in the sweet an sour soup 🐕🐕🐕 is yummy
My middle name is Lee XD....then again I am good at math
I’m Asian and I don’t speak Chinese (I’m from South Korea)
The hilarious thing is, whenever he mentioned the term "Chinese", most of the photos were actually showing Koreans ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
When kin jung un isn’t in this we’re rucka at
U ASHORE!
Y U NO GIVE CREDIT TO THE REAL ARTIST!?
DJ NOT NICE
BIG CHINESE MAN
#SaveEbola
Asians are the primary source of the cannel which i love
when Asians belike yes this is funny
I never liked the original songs but all Rucka parodies are fire!
Kim Jung is coming
I love ruckas music jilarious
i love how its chinese and he put korean & japanese
Funny thing is: chinese isn’t even a language
As an Asian I am not offended。
Sneezes in Vietnamese
I used to own it
Watch this in 1.75 speed
Good me fucking dying
Hi Rucka : i come from China, I like all of you video, your personality must be cute and humorous, 😜😊you are very talented boy .☕☕
The waving "Herro!" guy gets me everytime with his excited smile.
Racist piece of shit.rukka Ali is terrorist.he is racist over everything.the people should put him in jail.so rukka rukka Ali if you don't delete this from the internet immediately you will be sued 2,500,000$.
Butthurt much?
2:56 CHONG BING BONG 😂😂😂
Rucka just levels off all his discrimination with humor all in the same to the point your not the only one being discriminated in a song, others get the same treatment too!
Who would win in a fight king kong or harambe?
草泥马,真TMD好听(translated by google) so fucking good
The Albanian solidarity is killing me!
Ruka u are great at what you do and I like ur music and all u saying he's racist need to shut up cause he clearly said he doesn't make these to be racist he makes them to make u laugh so later haters
Rucka teaches people to not be racist but to hate everyone equally
video starts 0:08
theres a code on roblox and it sings this but its gone
Asian women are pretty
thanks for the recommendation youtube :)
But I Thainese (Not Chinese)
2:22 Thats Actually A Fact In The Asian Continent After Civilisation Was Established
Ruckas Songs to me are like Kids to Jared Fogle, I can get enough of them.
i'm ASIAN AND THIS IS 100% FAKE UR WRONG AAAAAAH *TRIGGERED NOISES*
i'm south Asian lol
I sang this asian class, everyone laughed.
I talk like this to my friends and all the time they slap me ;^;
I'm ricker Rick herrrrroooooooooooooooooo
How can you talk Chinese? Chinese is not a language...
My name Ree
My last name Ree, too. Ree Ree
I'm Chinese and Thai and I find this very funny I love Asian stereotypes
I give this my typical white kid stamp of approval
My name is Ree
My rast name Ree too 😂😂😂
Where have I been? This video is so funny
Omg
Fuck albania
If this song was about Vietnamese people it would be called "Talking trees"
love this
GIMME THAT DAMN EGGROLL, YOU BASTARD
I'm not offended this is funny but this i found it so racist
I am so sad that I am gonna have rice for lunch because this song made me get hella thirsty for it
English comes from GREECE no orient relation whatsoever, not that asians are bad they are number 2 under White Europeans/ Americans, infact i upgraded my wife to a hot asian lady
Still my favorite Rucka parody
china still cool
×√{^
My love for asians has increased
Sorry if that's offensive
Best song ever 1000000000/💯
Simplified or traditional cause I dont know any simplified but I know a little traditional
R dub needs to see this
Not sure if this is racist
i talk Purfect also
sour chicken please
Mom: Thats just wrong!
Me: Calls Happy dragon to order lunch.
Mom: Don't you have some accountant things to do?
Boss dog666 ok
FUCK YOU CHINA AND EVERYTHING THEY HAVE DID TO VIETNAMESE And taiwan is not COunter the CHINA
Vietnam Ghost ok
Play at 1,5 speed. Thank me later.
Lorenz Göbl ok
I can’t tell if this is really funny or really racist I feel like it’s bad that I can’t tell
It's satire
Ohh I berieve I can fry~
*nigahiga should know about this video...*
へっぉ 手ェれ
after all this pc nonsense its nice to see some comedic racism xD
When we visited China, my mother asked if they have a chinatwon in Peking....I laughed so hard until she understood what she just asked.
This actually has some truth in it lol
Kim Jong un is from north Korea
I'm asian but its funny
2:52 fun fact: the speech bubble says: Prosperity to you (恭喜发财 or gong xi (see) fah cai (c is pronounced ch but with a lighter h)) Now give me your red packet (红包拿来 or hong bao nah lai), this two lines is a Chinese New Year joke, which implies that once the recipient of the red packet has wished the other well, he should be getting the red packet (inside red packets are money) in return
When you spot the Hammer and Sickle, boom, history shoots back at you.
I love rucka’s parodies
These videos would perfect for diversity training in the workplace.
Best song ever
This is the funniest shit ever lmao for some reason black people cant take jokes for other rucka songs
Asian men at the end of the line for quality pussy. Talk about inequality.
Can you do some more songs about europeans?
So is William hung legitimately retarded? I mean how much do I need to pretend I don't mean it when I make fun of him?
anyone else think about ho fucking long it must've taken to get all these pictures together? lol
I asian And dis fun; you no wunny if u hut.
This is so racist that it's HILARIOUS.
Ey dieser scheiß Deutscher Bundespräsident FRANK WALTER STEINMEIER alter Hurensohn.
fuck you genderstyle