Rucka Rucka Ali - Talking Chinese Lyrics






I'm Asian, so no one understand anything I say.
All I can do, is take your order for sweet & sour soup.
When I try to say hi, no one understand, so I have no friend, yeah
When they ask me for rice, they need ask me twice, my English is bad.

But if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me
We talk it all day long, if you come say hi, we have good time, chong ching chong, ching chong
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it better and I know karate, I come from Vietnam
If you could say hi, it would be nice, chong ching chong, King Kong

Try to find love, I walk up to a girl and I say hello,
But I can't talk English, she asks me for a eggroll like a bitch.
No one knows what it's like, being all alone, it really blows, yeah
Someday I'll learn to talk, til then I'm stuck, with a shitty wok

Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me.
I talk it very good, if you want some rice, or some advice, come and ask for some.
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk in mandarin and in cantonese, I talk in lots of stuff
If you come say hi, we talk all night, chong ching chong, ching chong

So are you Chinese or Japanese?
I from Beijing
So are you Chinese or Japanese?

Chinese, the language from which all other languages come.
Chinese, it goes like rucka rucka chucka ching chang chong.
Chong ching chong, ching chong
My name Lee, hello. My last name Lee too. Lee Lee. ehhe

Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it good so will you talk it to me
I talk like ching chang chong, if you come say hi, we're friends for life, wong wing wong bing bong
Now if we're talking Chinese, or if you talk in Thai, that's good by me.
I talk in lots of stuff, if you black or white, or girl or guy, I love everyone.

Talking Chinese, I talk Chinese
Talking Chinese, oh god why me.

If you're free tonight, we could get high, on bath salts, bath salts
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me, we talk it all day long
If you come say hi, we do some guys, chong ching chong, ching chong





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  1. B.... L....

    Why is saying Why meee so asian

  2. L.... B....

    You should make a parody on the git up

  3. P.... D....

    #DJ not nice

  4. X.... 4....

    1:23 whats her name

  5. H.... W....

    Better than that generic white sex sellout bullshit music.

  6. G.... o....

    Fuck, this song made me think of my vietnamese friend in school, people would call him chinese, his real surname was dang, otherwise their was nempaste, noodle Boll, rice boll, i even feel bad about the comment😂😉

  7. M.... L....

    Lol so funny I'm asian

  8. Y.... F....

    i’m offensive and i found this chinese

  9. D.... ....

    Does this song get you banned from esports for a year?

  10. J.... B....

    I wonder what are the entries on his browser history lmao

  11. s.... u....

    Hey u forgot to say I put dog in the sweet an sour soup 🐕🐕🐕 is yummy

  12. D.... ....

    My middle name is Lee XD....then again I am good at math

  13. M.... A....

    I’m Asian and I don’t speak Chinese (I’m from South Korea)

    M.... A....

    The hilarious thing is, whenever he mentioned the term "Chinese", most of the photos were actually showing Koreans ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  14. T.... N....

    When kin jung un isn’t in this we’re rucka at

  15. K.... B....

    U ASHORE!








    Y U NO GIVE CREDIT TO THE REAL ARTIST!?
    DJ NOT NICE
    BIG CHINESE MAN

  16. x.... c....

    #SaveEbola

  17. M.... C....

    Asians are the primary source of the cannel which i love

  18. L.... B....

    when Asians belike yes this is funny

  19. T.... P....

    I never liked the original songs but all Rucka parodies are fire!

  20. F.... O....

    Kim Jung is coming

  21. S.... H....

    I love ruckas music jilarious

  22. N.... t....

    i love how its chinese and he put korean & japanese

  23. Y.... Y....

    Funny thing is: chinese isn’t even a language

  24. f.... ....

    As an Asian I am not offended。

  25. A.... F....

    Sneezes in Vietnamese

    A.... F....

    I used to own it

  26. M.... K....

    Watch this in 1.75 speed

  27. T.... D....

    Good me fucking dying

  28. L.... T....

    Hi Rucka : i come from China, I like all of you video, your personality must be cute and humorous, 😜😊you are very talented boy .☕☕

  29. J.... Z....

    The waving "Herro!" guy gets me everytime with his excited smile.

  30. S.... A....

    Racist piece of shit.rukka Ali is terrorist.he is racist over everything.the people should put him in jail.so rukka rukka Ali if you don't delete this from the internet immediately you will be sued 2,500,000$.

    S.... A....

    Butthurt much?

  31. T.... H....

    2:56 CHONG BING BONG 😂😂😂

  32. I.... T....

    Rucka just levels off all his discrimination with humor all in the same to the point your not the only one being discriminated in a song, others get the same treatment too!

  33. T.... W....

    Who would win in a fight king kong or harambe?

  34. d.... c....

    草泥马,真TMD好听(translated by google) so fucking good

  35. T.... P....

    The Albanian solidarity is killing me!

  36. b.... e....

    Ruka u are great at what you do and I like ur music and all u saying he's racist need to shut up cause he clearly said he doesn't make these to be racist he makes them to make u laugh so later haters

  37. G.... B....

    Rucka teaches people to not be racist but to hate everyone equally

  38. t.... d....

    video starts 0:08

  39. M.... Z....

    theres a code on roblox and it sings this but its gone

  40. E.... G....

    Asian women are pretty

  41. M.... G....

    thanks for the recommendation youtube :)

  42. P.... H....

    But I Thainese (Not Chinese)

  43. L.... ....

    2:22 Thats Actually A Fact In The Asian Continent After Civilisation Was Established

  44. B.... C....

    Ruckas Songs to me are like Kids to Jared Fogle, I can get enough of them.

  45. M.... P....

    i'm ASIAN AND THIS IS 100% FAKE UR WRONG AAAAAAH *TRIGGERED NOISES*








    i'm south Asian lol

  46. P.... M....

    I sang this asian class, everyone laughed.

  47. A.... D....

    I talk like this to my friends and all the time they slap me ;^;

  48. J.... M....

    I'm ricker Rick herrrrroooooooooooooooooo

  49. P.... ....

    How can you talk Chinese? Chinese is not a language...

  50. J.... H....

    My name Ree




    My last name Ree, too. Ree Ree

  51. N.... Y....

    I'm Chinese and Thai and I find this very funny I love Asian stereotypes

  52. R.... P....

    I give this my typical white kid stamp of approval

  53. t.... v....

    My name is Ree
    My rast name Ree too 😂😂😂
    Where have I been? This video is so funny
    Omg

  54. �.... �....

    Fuck albania

  55. S.... ....

    If this song was about Vietnamese people it would be called "Talking trees"

  56. C.... ....

    love this

  57. O.... R....

    GIMME THAT DAMN EGGROLL, YOU BASTARD

  58. g.... ....

    I'm not offended this is funny but this i found it so racist

  59. S.... ....

    I am so sad that I am gonna have rice for lunch because this song made me get hella thirsty for it

  60. W.... F....

    English comes from GREECE no orient relation whatsoever, not that asians are bad they are number 2 under White Europeans/ Americans, infact i upgraded my wife to a hot asian lady

  61. J.... W....

    Still my favorite Rucka parody

  62. s.... ....

    china still cool

  63. A.... ....

    ×√{^

  64. A.... V....

    My love for asians has increased


    Sorry if that's offensive

  65. N.... H....

    Best song ever 1000000000/💯

  66. A.... F....

    Simplified or traditional cause I dont know any simplified but I know a little traditional

  67. I.... ....

    R dub needs to see this

  68. A.... G....

    Not sure if this is racist

  69. F.... ....

    i talk Purfect also

  70. R.... ....

    sour chicken please

  71. B.... d....

    Mom: Thats just wrong!
    Me: Calls Happy dragon to order lunch.
    Mom: Don't you have some accountant things to do?

    B.... d....

    Boss dog666 ok

  72. V.... G....

    FUCK YOU CHINA AND EVERYTHING THEY HAVE DID TO VIETNAMESE And taiwan is not COunter the CHINA

    V.... G....

    Vietnam Ghost ok

  73. L.... G....

    Play at 1,5 speed. Thank me later.

    L.... G....

    Lorenz Göbl ok

  74. N.... P....

    I can’t tell if this is really funny or really racist I feel like it’s bad that I can’t tell

    N.... P....

    It's satire

  75. i.... o....

    Ohh I berieve I can fry~

  76. S.... S....

    *nigahiga should know about this video...*

  77. R.... W....

    へっぉ 手ェれ

  78. D.... K....

    after all this pc nonsense its nice to see some comedic racism xD

  79. 6.... ....

    When we visited China, my mother asked if they have a chinatwon in Peking....I laughed so hard until she understood what she just asked.

  80. j.... ....

    This actually has some truth in it lol

  81. N.... R....

    Kim Jong un is from north Korea

  82. G.... S....

    I'm asian but its funny

  83. P.... 2....

    2:52 fun fact: the speech bubble says: Prosperity to you (恭喜发财 or gong xi (see) fah cai (c is pronounced ch but with a lighter h)) Now give me your red packet (红包拿来 or hong bao nah lai), this two lines is a Chinese New Year joke, which implies that once the recipient of the red packet has wished the other well, he should be getting the red packet (inside red packets are money) in return

  84. R.... H....

    When you spot the Hammer and Sickle, boom, history shoots back at you.

  85. T.... W....

    I love rucka’s parodies

  86. A.... ....

    These videos would perfect for diversity training in the workplace.

  87. A.... L....

    Best song ever

  88. J.... P....

    This is the funniest shit ever lmao for some reason black people cant take jokes for other rucka songs

  89. O.... ....

    Asian men at the end of the line for quality pussy. Talk about inequality.

  90. j.... ....

    Can you do some more songs about europeans?

  91. J.... ....

    So is William hung legitimately retarded? I mean how much do I need to pretend I don't mean it when I make fun of him?

  92. C.... B....

    anyone else think about ho fucking long it must've taken to get all these pictures together? lol

  93. C.... ....

    I asian And dis fun; you no wunny if u hut.

  94. T.... R....

    This is so racist that it's HILARIOUS.

  95. C.... T....

    Ey dieser scheiß Deutscher Bundespräsident FRANK WALTER STEINMEIER alter Hurensohn.

  96. C.... T....

    fuck you genderstyle