Rucka Rucka Ali - Jared The Footlong Lover Lyrics

Have a drink and some chips for just a $1.95

I sang this in front of my mum and I’m genuinely surprised she didn’t ground me

Bruh, Demi’s song is ruined for me now lol 😂 I legit can not listen to it again without hearing this f*cking parody 😫😂😭😂

Pedophilia mastet

9 years till he's released(last time i checked at least)

Omg I nearly died laughing. LMAO 😂😂😂😂

why dose rucka sound like how i picture how jared

Whys this actually catchy

Best song ever

That first bite of a turkey ham sub when he gets out is gonna hit sooooo hard🤤🤤 ngl I miss his commercials tho but still a pos

This song somehow got worse and worse as it progressed 😂

In the day he ate foot longs
In the night he ate the kid meals

What if jared had a trans-age surgery so he would legally be 17

Clorox Bleach bro

hes gonna be released a month before his 52nd birthday in 2029 👍

Why y’all talking about me

Merciful Jesus, this song is absolutely pure god-tier goodness plus a cookie chip and a medium soda.

The 977 people who disliked were a bunch of 9 year olds

Wouldnt he be the 3 inch lover because he loved kids

He’s rlly fucking hot

Me running for my life 0:59

Michel Jackson got 3 second chances I can't believe how sexual u can make a sandwich sound

i made a nightcore version of this

I am 13

Heheehehhe

Someone need to send this to BHD make him react to this song bro 🤣🤣🤣

chechpoint

Last time I was with him it was a 6-inch

This is actually my favorite song

This shit is on genius

this is on my playlist now

"Jared made me inhale his dong I want free chips"
I heard a kid at subway actually say that tho lol

Oh yeah

Jacking in the box

I have had this stuck in my head since it came out

This deserves a Grammy award

TURKEY HAMMMMMM

Help all this talk of subway is making me hungry. But their all innuendos, please tell me this is normal.

Oh wait I'm not on my throwaway account.

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Wait this ain't Google...

This video is 4 years old?





Jared approves

My first word was eat fresh god damn it

"I like kids is that a fucking crime?"

Hilarious

Now I want subwayyt

My friend keeps singing this song I think he is broken

TURKEY HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I honestly didn't know this until south park parody him in fractured 😂

loving the new subway commercial

Bro I knew this guy was shady the first time I saw him on TV!!!!

To be fair Jared was going after 16-17 year old girls wasn't he? That's a lot different than 9 year olds. Still creepy as hell but not nearly as bad

Damn if i said jared at the counter to my friend and they band me

I did not know that Jared was a real person.... His story is creepy btw.

Kiss the cucumber

Got My Mind On Your Body
And Your Body's only 9°




HL3 Confirm

At this point Im just addicted to this song

Hahahaha that has been quite of a jared Sombrero out there... 😂😂😂

I GOT MY MIND ON YOUR BODY, AND YOUR BODY'S ONLY 9

I hate how catchy this is

If he gets a death row i think we know what he would want to "Eat"

3:06 lmao

The FBI is watching me for this.

“I like my kids the same as my sandwich 6 and 12” woah

4 years ago today

" got my mind on your body and your bodys only nine"

I'm never going to subway again

all 952 dislikes are subway employees

Subway Jared likes em fresh

Jared’s career started and ended in the same way... he tried to get into smaller pants
I’m going to hell for that

5 dollar foot dong

Turkey HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!

Was he a frequent guest at the Epstein Island?

Dont drop the soap jared.

I'm a year over my experatoin date I'm 11

Mr.Ali you’ll probably be banned from every subway after this

I feel like if you mention jared in any subway they’ll probably kick you out

This song is 1000000 times funnier now That I work at subway 😂😂😂

I went to subway and said "can I get jared' s meatballs with that"... I was initially band from the subway.

Oh shit

Wow jared always loved his "special" sauce even letting kids have a taste

"I like them 6 and 12"

My friends can’t stop singing this at school ahah

Without kids we would be extinct #MichealJackson

Why is this better than the original song wtf ?

"5$ Foot-Dong" 🔊

I like my subs like my woman. 6 and 12 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RIP all jareds in the chat my name is jarod RIP

Omfg this is hilarious

He got what he deserved but this song is great

Am i the only one listening unironicly this song

A forbidden entity sent this to us

“I’ll have a kids meal... with extra kids” 💀💀

Producer: So how much autotune you want?


Rucka Rucka Ali: yes

Btw I read that he went to prison and a hole bunch of gangs raped and stabbed and now he’s dead leave a lime if you think he got a taste of his own medicine

Fome su wea

You can say what you want about phedophiles, but at least they slow down in a school zone.

I XD'd at this a lot.

When Jared walks out from the prison, someone should play South Parks Jared theme...his name is Jared and he's still looking goooood

He’s gonna have to wear a mask all the time once he’s out