Rucka Rucka Ali - Ima Korean Lyrics






I'm a Korean
And I'd like my chinese food cooked right
Cause they're not giving me the good rice
And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian
I don't like how my beef pork looks like
And the last time I eat your food I got the
Rice chicken beef tofu now I poop while I'm peeing

And you might not belive I could fight
I'm a white belt but I have two stripes
I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans
I would like to just drink my bud light
Maybe bomb a couple thing in Hawaii
And blow up the countries I don't like
Cause I'm a Korean

I'm not that nice (uh uh)
I build a bomb (yeah)
Then pick a country (you)
And blow I up
I work for NASA (cool)
We look at stars (wow)
You know Apollo
That movie is good

I talk like ching chang chong
Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
I been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do
And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
Bonzai
I like to play magic cards
You heard of china
I was in charge of china town in Vietnam
I'm still around
You can come through to play

When I play poker I just throw all my chips in
Hello, I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke, it's fun
You think I'm joking man
I made alot of money from Pokemon

I'm a Korean
I think Michael Jackson's a good guy
I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
Cause in my country we can touch young guys
On their penis
And my wife is 13 and cooks my
Macaroni n' cheese so good I got her out on the street
For a good good price 10 years ago

I'm not gonna lie (uh uh)
I like it rough (uh huh)
Hillary Clinton
Let's get it on (woo)
I have a missile (uh huh)
It's very small (so small)
It's in my pants (hehe)
I can't get it up (aww)

I bomb New York (oops)
Better luck next time
You heard of London (uh huh)
Not anymore (aww)
I bomb Iran (yeah)
Oops that's Japan
Not again
I made a goof
Now I gotta start again

I roll thw world up in a ball like Katamari
If I bomb your crib, yep sorry
I'm a ninja warrior
I went to Harvard, I bomb pearl harbor
I want the whole world to know that I'm powerful
(I am small penis)

Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die
Put your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi wa
Death to all, fuck the world cause I like Tupac
Now the world must stop, cause of my small cock

One day you'll say why is everyone dead
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong II said
Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place
It's planet of the apes (oh okay)

I'm a Korean
And I'm not gonna beef with suge knight
Because I think that if he heard my
My Tupac parody he'd find my and tell me I'm stealing

And I'd like my chinense food cooked right
I don't like Japanese or the Thai
I would like to see the whole world die
Cause I'm a Korean





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  1. M.... C....

    I really rike ristoiening to this.

  2. U.... b....

    I just were looking for the original cause i heard it on the radio and i were nostalgic and this aperead i never saw before and its awesome

  3. M.... L....

    This is so fucking racist its awesome fuck the pc cancer its a joke grow some balls lol well thats sexist .......and???? Lol grow a back bone. Rucka you need to get back to shit like this be the chemo for the pc cancer!

  4. R.... S....

    What the fuck does this man's search history look like lmao

  5. s.... ....

    Lol, i haven't seen this one yet. Why is this getting recommended to me all of a sudden?

  6. o.... 4....

    0:14 is that gretta thunberg? (I probably butchered her Last name whatever I was too lazy to Google it)

    o.... 4....

    Probably not, this video was originally uploaded like 10 years ago

  7. J.... -....

    This song has been in my head for a decade

  8. s.... p....

    "my wife is 13 I bought her on the street 10 years ago" wtf

  9. C.... B....

    Best fucking song to ever be created.

  10. A.... W....

    The stuff I come across on YouTube at 3:30 am...

  11. S.... J....

    It would be nice if "itsRucka" made a parody of America.

  12. M.... 0....

    In an iranian

  13. B.... ....

    As a half Black Half Asian I just wanna say that this is funny af.

  14. P.... J....

    This is one of Ruckas best old school hits

  15. �.... ....

    It is a REAL K-POP

  16. C.... W....

    I am Asian and found this to be hilarious!!

  17. V.... K....

    Im a brown eyed damn european and I like it XD

  18. N.... B....

    Thank you for a comment section with mostly mello people and not getting offended and making a big deal about it unlike the Australians

  19. S.... T....

    Your videos are dumb

  20. t.... ....

    this was iconic who the fuck is watching in 2020??

  21. O.... ....

    Best k pop

  22. �.... ....

    It makes me feel better that Kim il sun is as dat as me.

  23. T.... P....

    3:35 - 3:38

    *A quote from Trump in 2020*

  24. I.... F....

    "I bomb Iran" hell yeah brother! "Oops that's Japan" cries in weeb

  25. d.... t....

    솔직히 피식했다

  26. P.... B....

    I love Rucka!! His songs are soo deep!!

  27. M.... E....

    And this is why this guy should have n word pass

  28. S.... D....

    Oh Herro!

  29. M.... C....

    I have an easily butthurt korean classmate, Imma show this to him

  30. C.... ....

    I Korean am offensive find I this

  31. R.... S....

    4:12 most epic part

  32. C.... ....

    I dont rike

  33. C.... ....

    Resbian

  34. J.... B....

    Rucka I got to know, are u actually racist or it’s just the vids. It scares me if u are actually this racist or is it just for the vids

    J.... B....

    its for the LOLS just like homer simpsons

  35. L.... S....

    Soooo... I'm watching this in 2019 and making this post just to remind all the old nucka's that Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

  36. J.... S....

    The IL busted a a nut for my man, kim. Jong Un, so watch it!💜

  37. T.... ....

    the national anthem of our youth

  38. E.... G....

    you can go fuck your self this is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy older than 2 years ago tf i remember turning up to this when i was like 10 or sum im 19 now og for life lol

  39. x.... z....

    1:58 The best part in my opinion

  40. S.... ....

    DJ not nice is no1

  41. N.... c....

    People who disliked the song, why?

  42. �.... ....

    야 기분좋다~!

  43. E.... M....

    IM A KOREAN


    WOOOH HOOOOOO

  44. n.... b....

    Beautifal
    Who's watching this 2019

  45. i.... ....

    Well i am korean

  46. S.... �....

    I’m half korean, and i am dying of laughing right now!
    DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY ITS A JOKE!!!

  47. J.... ....

    This motherfucker stuck in 2009

  48. D.... ....

    This is my favorite BTS song

  49. V.... L....

    Whoa you said chi** cha** cho**

  50. G.... R....

    whos here from a comment of Kim rapping from an American uncovered opioid crisis video

  51. M.... L....

    Black eye peas more like korean eye peas

  52. F.... W....

    병신아!

  53. t.... b....

    Funny. I'm strong korean. So i'm gonna show you my composure. So i can laugh this video.

    t.... b....

    김태건 Are You A 韓國분

  54. J.... F....

    I've only ever met one other person irl that fucks with Rucka. That dude is now one of my closest homies 😂

  55. J.... ....

    Weird Al but Korean

  56. W.... A....

    This is racist and I’m Korean but this was funny

  57. A.... ....

    of all Ruckas songs, how the fuck has this one not been taken down?

  58. B.... ....

    I’m a Korean and I’m so ronery

  59. S.... H....

    Magic cards!

  60. l.... e....

    "10 years ago"

  61. B.... L....

    I miss old YouTube. Before people became so damn weak and triggered all the time.

  62. X.... P....

    wtf am i listenin to..?
    wow...

  63. A.... ....

    They should play Rucka's songs on the radio.

  64. A.... ....

    LMFAOOO gonna play this infront of Korean coworkers tomorrow

    A.... ....

    Potential Oof.

  65. S.... J....

    The album intro says slap 👋 a hoe not banana phone

  66. P.... g....

    2019 anyone

  67. A.... B....

    Throwback to when I would listen to this and babydoll parody 😂

  68. G.... O....

    Ring ring ring banana phone!

  69. S.... ....

    This is what im gonna listen to while North Korea and russia blow up the world

  70. D.... ....

    my kind of kpop

  71. R.... S....

    So north or south if it’s south I’ll be pissed

    R.... S....

    Rex Sohn It’s Both. You shouldn’t get pissed my guy. It’s a Joke

  72. H.... ....

    These parodies are hilarious, but super racist to XDD

  73. E.... P....

    Ring ring ring ring, banana phone!

  74. W.... A....

    Ima Korean 4 u

  75. H.... U....

    Mj is a good guy

  76. M.... D....

    My wife is 13

  77. F.... C....

    Nostalgia dude

  78. A.... J....

    The sign of a true legend

  79. l.... ....

    when u make a video that in the current climate could start a copyright war due to all the of the licenced pictures plus the music in a post anti fair use world with all the companies fighting over who has the most claim.

  80. G.... 6....

    3:41 and pretty much everything after that is why we’re really here

  81. Y.... ....

    Nostalgia 😢

  82. k.... c....

    Nostalgia

  83. H.... H....

    K Pop really is evolving.

  84. W.... ....

    But the legal age in Korea is 11

  85. E.... G....

    Japan is lit

  86. L.... L....

    Me: *jamming like crazy*
    “Maybe bomb couple things in Hawaii”
    Me: fuckfuckfuckfuck I live in Hawaii but I'm Japanese at the same time HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *JAMS INTENSELY*

  87. s.... ....

    best kpop song

  88. N.... V....

    Whos listening in 2019

  89. �.... ....

    Diss for 'North' Korea?

  90. K.... M....

    Literally the only good Kpop song.