Rucka Rucka Ali - Ima Korean Lyrics
I'm a Korean
And I'd like my chinese food cooked right
Cause they're not giving me the good rice
And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian
I don't like how my beef pork looks like
Rice chicken beef tofu now I poop while I'm peeing
And you might not belive I could fight
I'm a white belt but I have two stripes
I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans
I would like to just drink my bud light
Maybe bomb a couple thing in Hawaii
And blow up the countries I don't like
Cause I'm a Korean
I build a bomb (yeah)
Then pick a country (you)
And blow I up
I work for NASA (cool)
We look at stars (wow)
You know Apollo
That movie is good
I talk like ching chang chong
Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
I been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do
And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
Bonzai
I like to play magic cards
You heard of china
I was in charge of china town in Vietnam
I'm still around
You can come through to play
When I play poker I just throw all my chips in
Hello, I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke, it's fun
You think I'm joking man
I made alot of money from Pokemon
I'm a Korean
I think Michael Jackson's a good guy
I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
Cause in my country we can touch young guys
On their penis
And my wife is 13 and cooks my
Macaroni n' cheese so good I got her out on the street
For a good good price 10 years ago
I'm not gonna lie (uh uh)
I like it rough (uh huh)
Hillary Clinton
Let's get it on (woo)
I have a missile (uh huh)
It's very small (so small)
It's in my pants (hehe)
I can't get it up (aww)
I bomb New York (oops)
Better luck next time
You heard of London (uh huh)
Not anymore (aww)
I bomb Iran (yeah)
Oops that's Japan
Not again
I made a goof
Now I gotta start again
I roll thw world up in a ball like Katamari
If I bomb your crib, yep sorry
I'm a ninja warrior
I went to Harvard, I bomb pearl harbor
I want the whole world to know that I'm powerful
(I am small penis)
Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die
Put your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi wa
Death to all, fuck the world cause I like Tupac
Now the world must stop, cause of my small cock
One day you'll say why is everyone dead
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong II said
Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place
It's planet of the apes (oh okay)
I'm a Korean
And I'm not gonna beef with suge knight
Because I think that if he heard my
My Tupac parody he'd find my and tell me I'm stealing
And I'd like my chinense food cooked right
I don't like Japanese or the Thai
I would like to see the whole world die
Cause I'm a Korean
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Rucka Rucka Ali Ima Korean Comments
I really rike ristoiening to this.
I just were looking for the original cause i heard it on the radio and i were nostalgic and this aperead i never saw before and its awesome
This is so fucking racist its awesome fuck the pc cancer its a joke grow some balls lol well thats sexist .......and???? Lol grow a back bone. Rucka you need to get back to shit like this be the chemo for the pc cancer!
What the fuck does this man's search history look like lmao
Lol, i haven't seen this one yet. Why is this getting recommended to me all of a sudden?
0:14 is that gretta thunberg? (I probably butchered her Last name whatever I was too lazy to Google it)
Probably not, this video was originally uploaded like 10 years ago
This song has been in my head for a decade
"my wife is 13 I bought her on the street 10 years ago" wtf
Best fucking song to ever be created.
The stuff I come across on YouTube at 3:30 am...
It would be nice if "itsRucka" made a parody of America.
In an iranian
As a half Black Half Asian I just wanna say that this is funny af.
This is one of Ruckas best old school hits
It is a REAL K-POP
I am Asian and found this to be hilarious!!
Im a brown eyed damn european and I like it XD
Thank you for a comment section with mostly mello people and not getting offended and making a big deal about it unlike the Australians
Your videos are dumb
this was iconic who the fuck is watching in 2020??
Best k pop
It makes me feel better that Kim il sun is as dat as me.
3:35 - 3:38
*A quote from Trump in 2020*
"I bomb Iran" hell yeah brother! "Oops that's Japan" cries in weeb
솔직히 피식했다
I love Rucka!! His songs are soo deep!!
And this is why this guy should have n word pass
Oh Herro!
I have an easily butthurt korean classmate, Imma show this to him
I Korean am offensive find I this
4:12 most epic part
I dont rike
Resbian
Rucka I got to know, are u actually racist or it’s just the vids. It scares me if u are actually this racist or is it just for the vids
its for the LOLS just like homer simpsons
Soooo... I'm watching this in 2019 and making this post just to remind all the old nucka's that Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.
The IL busted a a nut for my man, kim. Jong Un, so watch it!💜
the national anthem of our youth
you can go fuck your self this is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy older than 2 years ago tf i remember turning up to this when i was like 10 or sum im 19 now og for life lol
1:58 The best part in my opinion
DJ not nice is no1
People who disliked the song, why?
야 기분좋다~!
IM A KOREAN
WOOOH HOOOOOO
Beautifal
Who's watching this 2019
Well i am korean
I’m half korean, and i am dying of laughing right now!
DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY ITS A JOKE!!!
This motherfucker stuck in 2009
This is my favorite BTS song
Whoa you said chi** cha** cho**
whos here from a comment of Kim rapping from an American uncovered opioid crisis video
Black eye peas more like korean eye peas
병신아!
Funny. I'm strong korean. So i'm gonna show you my composure. So i can laugh this video.
김태건 Are You A 韓國분
I've only ever met one other person irl that fucks with Rucka. That dude is now one of my closest homies 😂
Weird Al but Korean
This is racist and I’m Korean but this was funny
of all Ruckas songs, how the fuck has this one not been taken down?
I’m a Korean and I’m so ronery
Magic cards!
"10 years ago"
I miss old YouTube. Before people became so damn weak and triggered all the time.
wtf am i listenin to..?
wow...
They should play Rucka's songs on the radio.
LMFAOOO gonna play this infront of Korean coworkers tomorrow
Potential Oof.
The album intro says slap 👋 a hoe not banana phone
2019 anyone
Throwback to when I would listen to this and babydoll parody 😂
Ring ring ring banana phone!
This is what im gonna listen to while North Korea and russia blow up the world
my kind of kpop
So north or south if it’s south I’ll be pissed
Rex Sohn It’s Both. You shouldn’t get pissed my guy. It’s a Joke
These parodies are hilarious, but super racist to XDD
Ring ring ring ring, banana phone!
Ima Korean 4 u
Mj is a good guy
My wife is 13
Nostalgia dude
The sign of a true legend
when u make a video that in the current climate could start a copyright war due to all the of the licenced pictures plus the music in a post anti fair use world with all the companies fighting over who has the most claim.
3:41 and pretty much everything after that is why we’re really here
Nostalgia 😢
Nostalgia
K Pop really is evolving.
But the legal age in Korea is 11
Japan is lit
Me: *jamming like crazy*
“Maybe bomb couple things in Hawaii”
Me: fuckfuckfuckfuck I live in Hawaii but I'm Japanese at the same time HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *JAMS INTENSELY*
best kpop song
Whos listening in 2019
Diss for 'North' Korea?
Literally the only good Kpop song.