Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Chinee Lyrics

(I'm a Korean)
Oh, hello, it's me, DJ Not Nice!
In China we
cannot be
Dykes or Taiwanese
Somebody gave to me HIV
Wanna see?

I might be Japanese
I don't know my family
I'm Chinee
Get this price tag off of me

In China we
have TV finally
I can see show called Simpson family
Why they yellow?
That make fun of Chinee!
Sing the song, Rucka Rucka Ali!

Imma drop atom bombs on you white devils.
China take over America in twenty-twelve. (HA!)
China is, very big, whatcha gonna do
We got two billion Chinamen and not one Jew (uh-uh!)

China make you kill, all your female kids,
cause we have too many chicks
and China has not enough tampon!
China be so very sad...
Because we don't have any friends!

In China we crap in our beds!
Because we cant buy a mattress
We missed 2005 and six. (I was high!)
I was high on cocaine.
China has very small wang (very small)

China drink on Kool-Aid!
Economy of dirty underage sex slaves
We get murdered, if we don't like China president
That's a restaurant in Detroit, they shoot everyone!

In China, we probably gonna bomb Germany
Come on please, somebody, how come we cannot be
Rich, we ain't got shit, and we live in a dirty ditch, with some animals
Pass the fuckin' butter please!
I've got soy sauce
Now I need some dog meat
I can eat what I want
Don't make fun of me!

I could meet Rucka Ruck,
I heard he lives in the street
Why can't we go to America!?

I'll get me a bus pass, and we could roll
We'll open up a wonton drycleaning store
I could also coach wheelchair basketball
How come we Chinee are like five feet tall?

I could sell cereal,
while stealing stereos
Bury your terrier
he's an AIDS carrier
we could make a show with Morgan Freeman
We call it "Everybody Gets Shot By Raymond!"

Somebody messed up the song, now it just got racist
Black people been through enough
(40 cases!)
Why can't we all just send all white people to Africa
'cause China people are taking over America

Let's go!
I'm the boss!
I can tell you where to go!
Get the bros on the bus,
and send 'em down the road (Peace!)
We can go Vegan, but we gotta eat dog
We'll beat him up, cause adrenaline tastes good

I could read stuff like books
'Cause I made something of my life
I tried to get by on looks,
but it looks I'm closing my eyes

All you punk-ass, bitch ass ninjas
Suck my dick, cause you ain't shit
'cause I come here from Indo-China,
China has sideways vagina!

China be the best at baseball! (YUP!)
Filipinos have little butt holes!
I'm China Number One guy, (Because)
I have one dollar fifty-five (Nigga)

I must listen to em-per-or, because he has bad tem-per-er.
I'm not some kind of gambler
Australia has kangaroo!

I'm Chinee
Why can't we
All just be
friends with me?
I give you the good rice
In China, we eat Chinee food (I like that)

I'm Chinee
Why not me
play Ghandi in movie
I could break up a hood fight
I tell Crips and Bloods to be cool

I'm Chinee
I know which, ninja killed, Kennedy
I'm one of the good guys
I teach the secret service ninja moves

I'm Chinee
I'm not even in Ninja Kid 3
They hired some girl that time
I mean Karate Kid Three
No, Four!

I'm Chinee
It's gay
How my videos get deleted
But the Ruckas Nuckas load them videos up, and tell everybody at school

I'm Chinee
So call me
to MC
your party

Weddings, or Bar Mitzvahs
I even do funerals
Lets go!

Touch somebody!
Don't be scared of them pressing charges!
Put some Saki in your coffee
Tell your mother to get off me
Ninja Turtle was good movie
I remember when I saw it
And the second one was better
And the third one was whatever
And I like the Power Rangers
Billy, Jason, and the black guy
They had to save the world,
from the lady who looked like Kim Jong Il
Where were the Power Rangers on the day of 9/11?
I thought they could have stopped it
I guess they were busy fighting putties

I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
Now buy me on iTunes, bitch!

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Rucka Rucka Ali I'm Chinee Comments
  1. Da blah

    Australia has kangaroo




    2:39 he made the l sound, fake asian

  4. Joshua 4050

    First video I ever saw by Rucka

  5. Richard’s Testicle Head

    That girl at 2:26 with that tec-9 is adorable. Seen that picture for years.


    I think thassa dude

  6. Skitz

    He lowkey just out here saying the n word, but this man deserves it

  7. zhiyong Ye

    Im chinese xd

  8. Tubzy Wilson


  9. Elemental Colors

    Just went to give the original Imma Be a first listen. It’s nowhere as catchy as Im Chinese

  10. anakin

    Where did u get the n word pass??

  11. Comrad Cheng

    Most Asians are koreans

  12. Echo

    Thuy isint chinese, shes vieatnamsese

  13. Crownjo

    We need this on Spotify!

  14. illuminati

    Did anybody else notice at the beginning it says I'm a Korean

  15. Kaneidare

    This is legendary - this China-man approves.

  16. The4thpotato


  17. Richard’s Testicle Head

    These songs are often better than the original

  18. peepsmith


  19. like bro Yea?

    Yeah Australia does have kangaroo

  20. Grappler senpai

    troll england or france or italy
    or mexico especially white/spanish mexican lol
    (btw I'm half white half mexican an all these songs are awesome they make me nearly die of laughter)
    also troll brazil HAHAHA

  21. AnEdgyWeeb

    I can confirm this, for I am Chinee

  22. Carl Marston

    "China drink on Kool Aid" always gets me

  23. Mario Dewan

    Why does it have to be chinese?

  24. Elise Teo

    Of you want to sound Chinese have a higher pitch and more 'r's

  25. Elise Teo

    😂Asian but NO ONE CARES this funny

  26. Slurpentine

    Roast the uk

  27. Satanism is Cancer

    If whites were sent to Africa. They would rebuild it, and make it prosper. While people that stay here will just lose and turn it like their homeland. Lol

  28. Kris A

    Always thought that you were the same guy as RackaRacka

  29. Vulzah

    I'm chinese and I'm not offended it's hilarious

  30. duhletter doubleu

    Who's watching this at 3:54am after getting off a military rp server on Garry's mod after you've killed enuff US troops for the day after you've finished your calc 2 homework.??????????? Like if you did

  31. Vendredi

    I am asian but not chinese and I AM TrIGgEreD

  32. Augusto Pinochet

    this is so nostalgic because at the time that really did happen
    YT would delete but everyone would reupload and it was a joke at school lol

  33. HGC

    Just one rice refference.

  34. Steven Zephyc

    0% accuracy, 100% funny. Man you funny, me like you

  35. Jeremy Bustamante

    Great vid😂😂

  36. TwiceCritical

    I like pie

  37. Ninja Studios

    Better than the original 100% facts

  38. Hendrik Helderman

    RIP yellow ranger

  39. Thought Dumpster

    such a shitty chinese accent

  40. yg straightout

    im not chinese but i fucking hate this guy especially what does the black say

  41. derwin review vlogs

    Oh wait roast Canada..

  42. derwin review vlogs

    Roast America

    Lucien Richardson

    U can't

  43. Røyal - Kid

    do a Filipino parody

  44. Robert

    What a fucking bitch.

  45. TheTNTPickaxe

    Lmao I'm Chinese wtf is this tho

  46. Usurp Vision

    This song goes hard

  47. Kim12336 Abrar

    I got summoned here.

    Cohen Hamilton

    Don't you have concentration camps to run?

  48. Unknown _Man

    This is true.....

  49. Việt Phương Nguyễn

    1:07 , that picture was taken in Saigon, Vietnam in the Vietnam war

  50. Quintapus

    This is lacist!


    What is lacist? Please sir, answer my questions..


    It's what a chinaman says about this video.

    Mk Injustice

    Hermann Von Francois say it out loud

  51. tiktok musically

    why was this recommend for me....hmmmmm lol

  52. rolon96 2810

    I need Dj not nice to play at my funeral. That's definitely is going to be part of my will.

  53. Heavenly An


  54. ALEX LAI

    Most of the pictures are Japanese and indian like wtf

  55. Erwin Rommel

    Ok I like how you have made fun of everyone except Erwin Rommel

  56. Elvir

    Roast Romania and Moldova

  57. Amelia Drummonds

    That man in the bikini is my friend kenny

  58. Zainab Abdullahi

    I wanna go to Africa! (I have never been there and my dad is born there)

  59. Nub Scripters

    how many law suites u get? lel

  60. taberen fiskedelle123

    After 2:33 its acctually good

  61. Mad Man

    Why didn't the Power Rangers stop 9/11?

  62. Walter _1.


  63. lisa fitzsimmons

    rucka's recycling his old videos, sure it's nice to let new fans hear the good old stuff but why not make new videos?

  64. イ円椅Mood

    they really like the word "RI"

  65. IPulsar

    O.o The yellow ranger joke at the end is OP!!!!!

    PUBG PEDO pennywise 3 not 2 not even 1 !!!

    Do u mean the YERROW RANGER

  66. Chris Stubbs

    Oh My God man I love Rucka

  67. AlphaNasa

    Yay the claim was released, so happy

  68. AlphaNasa


  69. squirrel dude

    Am I the only one who noticed Brian Pepper at 1:06? lol

  70. AlwaysM0ndayy

    Did I time travel back to 2008?

  71. Spicy Grenade

    I rike this but when he said "Kennedy" not "Kerrady"

  72. Connor Ross

    this is fuckin hilarious

  73. Fabian M

    DJ Not Nice *-*
    Best DJ in the whole world

  74. Jakub Wiatrak

    Could you roast Poland?

  75. Schwarzer Roggen

    I dont know your songs in the pas were godly and this is just some made up shit u did in 5 min while taking a dumb


    Schwarzer Roggen Its an old song

  76. TheAlmightyOctopus

    How about you make new songs again?

  77. TheRolemodel1337

    4:08 that yerrow wanger looks male to me

  78. Mada 030

    Rucka, roast the Italy

  79. Marco Mair

    Wtf, these japan, china and korean vids ;P

  80. eatyamom

    bringing back the classics i rember playing this in our chinese class in yr8 haha good times

  81. v3ktör147

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug. I riked the vid

  82. Brent Crowthers

    Rip Thuy Trang

  83. Aqua

    I literally remembered every single word. Been here a long time, keep it up dad!

  84. JayJam3

    I bet you can't roast Australia

  85. ChrisDonWest

    Roast the UK next

  86. Jonathan Wicker

    I love you Rucka, no homo..well maybe

  87. The Satanic Gamer From Hell

    Trini has ebol.... oh no wait she died years ago.

  88. Herpy derp

    China the land that hates anime

  89. Raven0328

    I hate rucka cause he thinks he better then everyone but his songs are amazing

  90. -Carter-

    💯 rucka

  91. Sulryk Arlo

    I wonder if China has the most brutal BDSM

  92. StreetManTV

    I think my videos are better...

  93. Luminite

    It would be so embarrassing if we get nuked by that Korean baby because our society is so crap.


    Nice song BTW.

  94. [Emp] Satisfying Gamer

    Why did you cover the Chinese faces their eyes are shut anyway

  95. Maruf Ahmed

    This 100% not rasict

    Alfonso Bacani

    It's too stereotypical though...

    Mugh Hungus

    I'm not offended and I found this video Asian. This is rear music better than white boy engrand city.

    mavis Vermillion


    GABE immortal

    as a 100% Chinese I can asure you that this is not racist


    yes this vido is non rasist