Rucka Rucka Ali - Flat Earth Song (Not Round) Lyrics
You prolly feet are standing to the ground, to the ground
You only see that 'cause it's not round, not round
You know the moon, it wasn't never found, never found
They made up everything, they made up everything
You prolly feet'll stand good to the ground, to the ground
You know they never left the basic clouds, basic clouds
They made up everything, they made up everything, whoa-oh
I did not believe there is a flat earth
That whole thing looked like it is for fags bro
Why would they tell me the shit is round for?
Must be true 'cause that shit in the textbook
Only when the sun is out it opened my eyes
It ain't coming up and setting on the same side
Then I saw the moon and sun is 'bout the same size
When I throw a bowling ball at a pin
It doesn't roll around and come at my dick
So then how the world is supposed to rotate?
Unless the sun revolves round all our heads
You prolly see a thing fall to the ground, to the ground
You only see that 'cause it's not round, not round
It doesn't roll but fucking settles down, settle down
They made up everything, they made up everything
You prolly still believe in up and down, up and down
But can't explain the fucking middle ground, middle ground
If gravity then why does shit still bounce, shit still bounce
They made up everything, they made up everything, whoa-oh
I seen the pic took from the moon
Was photoshopped real pretty too
The bucket fill was overused
Africa had too many Jews
And I once took everything in faith
Like 'em sending monkeys into space
But when a map is open, I can see
That it is flat and not a fucking sphere
The stuff you see is really meta now, meta now
You know the world is really not round, not round
You are the realest in the ghetto now, ghetto now
You question everything, don't believe anything
You telling people on Nintendo now, -tendo now
That gravity was all invented now, -vented now
The landing moon was shot at In-N-Out, In-N-Out
They made up everything, since 1983, whoa-oh
I'm often disrespected
Told that I'm gay
'Cause I don't believe the round lie
(I'm not gay)
Everybody think that you a pedo now, pedo now
Because you say the world is not round, not round
You asking Jesus for a peso now, peso now
"You got a penny g? I could use anything"
You sucking D for fucking cheddar now, cheddar now
You on the street with all them bottle hounds, bottle hounds
You mixing meth and fruity pebbles now, pebbles now
You didn't do anything, they made up everything, whoa-oh
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Rucka Rucka Ali Flat Earth Song (Not Round) Comments
This song will be heard around the world. . . . Oh shit I mean across the globe. . . . .FUCK!!! I mean everywhere
He was probably a dropout from high school
Funny 🤣
YO PEOPLE STOP SAYING USLESS JOKES DUMBFRICKS THE JOKES NOT FUNNY
In a way I'm just like the earth...
Im flat
~Girls
Now if you truly believe that the Earth is flat then go look for your self and get a job at NASA and become an astronaut good luck or you could Google good luck
I disliked the video but when I finished it I liked it.
Being mocked- ok job problem
Mixing meth with fruity pebbles while homeless-
Well shit that escalated quickly
This whole video was never found
779 people who disliked this vid are flat earthies
It's easier to land on the Moon than to fake it
If you don’t believe anything then you don’t believe the earth is flat 🤔🤔 2:16
True and false.Why?'Cause True the earth is NOT round.False Cause it is not a flat Earth it is a oblate spheroid
How will gravity even work on a flat earth?
https://youtu.be/raTkZqz680Y
this is the stupidest song I've ever heard
*Flat Earth Song*
*_[EVERYONE DISLIKED THAT]_*
It’s round
if earth is round why do people believe the earth is flat?
Fuck its not flat
Its gravity
Its round frick
His voice tho
It’s just *works*
Earth is a fucking decagon
just imagine if it turns out that FE's were right......
ITS ROUND
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ITS CALLED GRAVITY 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😞
If the earth was flat then our water would go into space and then we die does nobody know that!?
0:59 I'm weak 😂🤣
Edit: 1:18 the way you said it is gold.
Edit 2: How did he get copyright by his own song lol
u lier it is a issociles triangle
Earth is round 😒😒
Its not flat
Its gay
How the F this have dislikes......?
Teacher: Kids the Earth is round
Kids: WE SAW THE EARTH IS FLAT THIS IS OUR SOCIETY ANTHEM NOW HEHEHE
Fuck everyone, the earth is not flat and it's not round, the earth is a cube
I believe that the world is a rhombicosidodecahedron...
If flat earth was real then we will not be living
This convinced me to be a flat earther
The moon wasn't never found
Therefore it was found
Can't argue with that
_The Earth is flat, guys !_
You’re gay boi
he is supid
meanwhile Flat Earthers are flying around the Globe to their Flat Earth conventions....
this is so sad can we get 5 likes?
the gummi in a basket ball makes it bounch
Wow post malone actually made a parody song to this
**cries in box earth belief**
Flat earth was made in 1230 theiry was made but in 2019 it was marked wrong
The moon the sun and the other planets are round but earth flying around like a fucking frisbe
EARTH IS ROUND!!!
people who think the earth is flat: he's damn right
people who think the earth is flat: haha thats a funny joke
Idk if thats meant to be a joke
if the earth was flat then how dya explain day cycle and time zones?!
It’s circle
The earth is not flat it round
Wha...
Ok what the hell?
This makes no sense and breaks all the rules of physics
1: the moon looks like the same size as the sun because the moon is closer
2: gravity
3: shut the fuck up
😂😂😂😂😂☠️
just fuc u
ur giving me brain cancer i personally belive the earth is round and i do think the moon landing is real
dammit i didnt know
the moon was faked
so it was som cheese
noice
Fuck fuck Islam make so Ng and earth is round
EVERYONE know the earth is sQuaRE
Mom: don't do drugs son, you'll get to a lot of trouble!
Kid: ight mom 😏
*2 hours later*
Kid:
How u know my feet on ground
Y the heck terian lannister
I can't tell if is a joke or not...
https://youtu.be/nH8uq-8jhyI
The world isn’t a flat or a round
It’s a block
MINECRAFT!!!!!!!
before i start the video , i think the lyrics will be , you probably think the earth is round , the earth is round where post malone says better now
The earth is oval
The Earth is wo Big so we can see the ground as Flat, Try Ant and a Big Ball
PewDiePie you are just a stupid as Donald Trump the world is Randy stupid idiot
Well edited
Love it
Dum dums everyone knows the earth is a doughnut
ITS NOT FLAT, its a square 🤪
If earth is fat then we would see the core
Your all wrong it's a SQUARE ! ! ! !
"This is for kids" Rucka: *curses*
Maggie Vong it said it isn’t for kids
Also I hope that these people realize that some tech they invented today is based on stuff they don’t believe
I can’t wait to see the hate comments XD
I am a fucking kid
You're wrong because the Earth is round dummy
You stupid then how are they really hills
Earth aint flat it's a pentagon you derps
Ndjdjdje
itsRucka you are a idol because check your brain first it is flat
Kinda offended as a round earther...
you are wrong
australia doesnt exist so dont include it on ur maps
*Earth and Humanity prepare to commit a hate crime*
I'm just liking this because it's a joke
The earth is a dinosaur
if this meme isn't for kids, then why am i here and enjoying the meme
Nah,for me Earth is only
*OBAMIUM*
The planet is round you idiot
R/whoooooooooooosh
this comedic take on the issue might actually get people to start thinking. thanks @itsRucka , I don't see jokes