Rucka Rucka Ali - Eat A Bag Of Baby Dicks, Canada Lyrics
Hello
This is a public service announcement from the Government of Canada
The Canada is what happens when you put French people in the woods
Ha ha
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We'd probably beat them to the ground by 6AM, eh
Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the US, yes
In Canada
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them try to run their mouth at us one day
They'd probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight
Yo it's cold
The royal police riding horses fighting crime
They funny hats and pants demand respect
Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive
I hate the queen
They ruined basketball with a Toronto team
They all statistically have smaller boobs
Gained independence from the queen in '82, 1982
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
They're only there till they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike
Homos
Seems like we should be telling them what to do
The metric system isn't very cool
Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose, moo-oo-oo-oose
Michael J. Fox
Your shaky ass ain't made a movie that I liked
Ok, I guess Back to the Future was okay
But Bryan Adams should have,
But Bryan Adams should have,
But Bryan should have stayed in
Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
They're only there till they do something we don't like
They're only there till they do something we don't like
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Rucka Rucka Ali Eat A Bag Of Baby Dicks, Canada Comments
That’s not what It’s called you asshole I’m from Canada and listened to this song like fifty times and it’s called Canada not eat a bag of baby dicks Canada
Correct song name is Canada!
Canada is better then america
My breakfast nook smells like cheesy queefs and burnt hair.
Yow you fuck Canada agen I kill you
I'm from the UK I hate Canada if usa went to war I would join the army😨🔫
Dude canada sucks
yay! we suck :D
watch dogs
Wtf did I just watch?
"Tastically have smaller boobs" tee hee
stupid song, wasnt even catchy,
Hey umm we canadians made bacon we didnt "ruin it." And we dont have a presadent we have a priminister
yo its just a joke about us don't worry
@paris hicks He's referring to Canadian "bacon"
Omfg shut your asses no one here knows anything about military science or politics, and stop bringing up the what-if's, it seriously gets annoying to see people arguing when there is no argument or when they have no idea what they are going on about.
Oui, mais tu est un idiot, I can also speak french and I don't need to be canadian. -_-
English please.
don't hit the seals
....we retreated from nam because it was a pointless,waste of effort and we aren't like the US,we don't start trouble.So even if you did attack us the UN would intervene and rape your military.
Well for one the US woulden't attack canada because we supply a crap load of their resources(gas,oil,wood)but even if they did,it would would make the UN intervene and that's how WWIII could start.So we could cut off your supplies then wait for the UN to rape you.
I highly doubt that,the combined force;s of Russia,britian and canada would have still have won eventually.
I like Canada
That's what the navy's for,launching anti-ICBM missles and napalm is one of the biggest wastes of resorces and the oil hungry americans won't do that.
We should report Canada to PETA and see what happens.
fuck canada
i dont want to show off but your little war arguments make me laugh because the canadian special forces are better than the american but the us has way more tactical advantages such as wayyyy more soldiers, whether it be rangers, marines or special forces.
i'm canadian and i feel ashamed of my country now... i always wanted to be american...
Well so have to thank us for winning WWI and WWII (which in both the US jumps at the last second and claims they "won") also retreating from nam? We didn't even go to nam and atleast we didn't get owned by some guerrilla forces.We weren't even in the cold war that was just the USA and the USER playing footsies
I hate to say it but the US would win a GROUND WAR,our navy would sink you down so far in the ocean the Chinese would find the wrecks.Even if the US did destroy us you would have more than half of the world jamming nukes down your throats and that's not considering how good the US is at making friends.
It's funny how you take that from a song.
You do realize Canada supplies us with a lot of resources. I don't think America would ever attack them.
Mr. Sticks yup we do ;)
You seem to be quite mad too. If you are agitated enough to call all Americans "little bitches", you must be quite mad. Or ignorant.
Actually, Go* fucking* yourself*
kill you're* self
It's funny how Americans are calling us Canadiens pussys. And tallking shit even though we're pretty dope. We got Georges St. Pierre, Jim Carry, Nickleback, I think Donald Cerrone, Bryan Adams, Classified (Rapper). This song was only a joke and for all you people are taking this shit seriously should realy stop listening to this music.
That's cute getting mad over a song? I'm Canadien and proud you American little bitches.
hah for such ignoranus comments about us folk in the cold country have you ever seen how stupid and ignorant you simple shits are...? you jackasses got piles of good things from canada and before you knock the french whats louisiana whateves go fuck your dog
go fuckin kill ur self
lol i just added u last night to
lol dude my skype is broke if you didn't know thats why im never on
bro ive been for ever i lisen to iwhacka or what ever 7 times a day
doh your still watching this stuff lol
And people like you make us hate you so stfu and go play some fuck hockey you french dumbass u lost everyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy war so yea dont talk shit
Honestly rucka's songs are funny and I speak french and english.. so people stop hatin canada, In canada we have maple sirup and in America people are fat with Mcdonald, Mad bra?
U don't be hatin on Canada
Ruckas nuckas 4 life
Every one who took this so serious needs to clean out there cunt and get the dick out of there ass...its just jokes
lmao @ how mad everyone is in the comments. LOL
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To the crazy person who was speaking both french and english, you're silly. That is all, have a nice day.
actully its only eskomos i should know im canadian
This is the kind of shit you'll get out of a fucking American.
But I an Canadian
I'm Canadian and I find this really-
-SHUT UP! It's epic
Awe poor baby seals :(
But....sadly they can't spell. ^^^^^^^^^^
not really :) actually more like lvl asian in that mather :D well at least somewhere your lvl asian hahahahaha xDDD
Fun fact - Canadians one average have a larger penis then Americans!
fuck you by force
Well screw Canada for hitting seals
apparently i heard that canada can get 800 nukes in 72 hours...
reply button get used to it and at least i have friends
war of 1812, that is all.
I eat seal meat! yum! you are more then welcome to complain about it when you stop eating beef.
btw this is not twitter
as the song says eat a bag of baby dicks gamercm 101
@kugel7719 you play to much call of duty the answer is china just sayin....
LOL yep
good at least someones not stupid
someone alredy posted a comnent like that im not dealing with this douchebag
why the fuck are you freaking out it just a joke dumbass
you forgot to put a a at the end of your comment
True story *picture of guy with wine glass*
Oh, yeah btw if the U.S attempted to attack they would be reduced too subatomic particles by all of the other countries.
The funny thing is the U.S is so ignorant and narcisistic in their ways, they dont realize their greater populus is extremely moronic. Canadians get double the money to come work in the U.S because they are too stupid for the nessisary jobs like doctors, teachers, engineers, ect. Oh and the sports they like so much, yeah most are canadians. Go canada. Im german btw.
THEY HIT FUCKING SEALS?!!!!! THAT'S IT THOSE LIL FUCKERS! GOD DAMNED SON OF BITCHS!
Canada Doesn't have presidents... they're called Prime Ministers.
He does say that his songs are just jokes, Chill out and stop hating but if you don't like his vids why watch them??
Answer: Russia. also: any american who instantly resorts to "we cud win yer ass in a war amurica fuck ye!!!!" is the worst kind of person.....america is a worse country for reasons beyond military you inbred. America spends 2-3x more money per capita on health care, yet the standards and cost for the american people is still way worse than other coutries like canada, and many other countires. the reason your military is powerful is because you dont need any qualifications for inbreds to join.
Canadians have smaller boobs cause all the American boobs are fake
He's gotta get his point across that Canada eats bags of baby dicks.
i guess hookers do have small boobs
sooo, what country can compete with america on military level?
da fawk is Eat a bag of baby dicks Canada
no, they would side with America because America owes everybody money which is what makes the world economy run. plus im not sure the rest of the world even knows about Canada existence
BABY DICKS? babies have dicks:?
If America attacked Canada for no reason other than a random boner fueled power trip, the rest of the world would FUCK YOUR SHIT
canadians do have smaller boobs from my experience
yeah it sucks
just saying this vid is made for comedy so dont rage, but canada doesnt really have a military the only reason we shouldnt go to war is because of ally loyalty, eh
Canada <3
U sir. Are a failure.
a joke is not meant to be taken serious at all and these people get all butthurt over it
a bad joke. insulting a country for no reason as harshly as possible is not funny, unless any of it is true.
i know more about the inner work's of your country and how it functions, than you probably do about basic level needs to survive.
why do people even think one country's people is better than the other when we are all people.and all your country watches on tv is fucking propaganda lies and mistruth to help reinforce your sense of American pride, so you will fall blindly into a social trap for the purpose of financial and gain and power. all countrys are corrupt. the home of corrupt country's is the USA. when your born in this world your given a ticket to the freak show. if your born in the states you have a front row seat.
U.S.A IS FALLING APART. WHY DO YOU DEFEND A WARPED CORRUPT EMPIRE.
humans are funny.
moo moo a moose
canada=fucking assholes
Seals= awsomeness
how would canadians like it if they got hit with poles