Rucka Rucka Ali - Canada Lyrics
Hello
This is a public service announcement from the Government of Canada
The Canada is what happens when you put French people in the woods
Ha ha
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We'd probably beat them to the ground by 6AM, eh
Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the US, yes
In Canada
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day
They'd probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight
Yo it's cold
The royal police riding horses fighting crime
They funny hats and pants demand respect
Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive
I hate the queen
They ruined basketball with a Toronto team
They all statistically have smaller boobs
Gained independence from the queen in '82, 1982
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
They're only there till they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike
Homos
Seems like we should be telling them what to do
The metric system isn't very cool
Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose, moo-oo-oo-oose
Michael J. Fox
Your shaky ass ain't made a movie that I liked
Ok, I guess Back to the Future was okay
But Bryan Adams should have,
But Bryan Adams should have,
But Bryan should have stayed in
Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
They're only there till they do something we don't like
They're only there till they do something we don't like
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Rucka Rucka Ali Canada Comments
Do a song about America it would be 10 minutes longer
Approved by a Canadian
As a Canadian Half of this is true
In Canada here. Loved this, but just remember... Canada burned down the White House. ;)
Ayy, I’m Canadian, stop this you bad boy. Sory bout that
lανα ѕαиχ imagine being named Lava Sanx
Landon1x imagine being named “Landon”
Imagine me not giving a fuck
Scarce2x imagine being named Scarce2x
Landon1x imagine being an emo who cuts himself and Is from Canada
I hate everything in this song, first we don’t have a queen, second Canadians burnt down the White House, Also we still technically are a British colony so if The USA started a war with Canada Britain would be right by our side and since Britain has a treaty with Russia they’d also be by our side also the USA wouldn’t be able to declare war without it being seen past the UN and if the USA did the president would be arrested for war crimes dropping a bomb that is, speaking of which it’d be like the USA to drop a bomb on their beef/milk traders also Canada doesn’t have a president its a prime minister also people beat seals and farmed ice in Alaska which is USA, and finally we do know who our leader is unlike Americans who when asked who the president was they had no idea...
Your just a racist ass bitch
Fuck you bro
The hitting baby seals pictures are AMERICAN STOCK PHOTOS, and where do you think all your softwood and maple syrup comes from, you know stuff you need to build your houses and that stuff you dump on pancakes.
True you could destroy our country but then everyone else would come to our aid, and guess who harbored the Dutch royal family in WW2 canada, yes we may have gotten our independence in 82 but that means we had the patience to deal with the Queen's bullshit while the USA had a 7 year long war fought for them with low taxes and when they ask for the U.S' help THE UK'S COLONY you refuse, while we asked nicely and paciently.
I am sorry but when you insult our source of money, call the people around me and my family gay, and insult our leader, I will tear you to fucking shreds
Communist Bocaj agreed
im Canadian fucking hilarious
Every triggered Canadians argument is 1812 even though it was the British who burnt down the White House, if USA declared war on you you wouldn’t last 5 hours
@Alex Harching Facts. Don't worry about him he's just your average typical American.
@GabeTheBeafy so having an American flag means I'm American?
@Gold runner 11 ok boomer
@Alex Harching your point is?
@Alex Harching actually there was a name thought up freedonia
i listen to this everyday
English/Anglais: As a Canadian citizen. I approve of this. - A man born in Canada from an American Born dad and American born mom
French/Français: en tant que citoyen canadien. J'approuve cela. - Un homme né au Canada d'un père et d'une maman nés aux États-Unis
BlasianGuy lies you’re not Canadian a Canadian is born from a Canadian mother and father
Oh and nice use of google translate
Rucka is the only funny racist
We have a prime minister you idiot and we became a country in 1867 that whole 1982 bullshit that was just getting more freedom for the Canadian government and basically our entire Army is special forces so come at us bitch your army lost to a bunch of rice farmers and you're just jealous because you fucking idiots choped down all your trees
Im not canadian and this is funny af
American u didn’t do shit in ww2 so that’s why Canada is the best
Jacobe Vieito soooo you just admitted that America did stuff in ww2
DumpsterFire and Canada had two beaches and liberated most of Italy American only join the war after japan attacked them
Jacobe Vieito didn’t do shit in World War II? You couldn’t have landed in Normandy without us, you wouldn’t have been able to beat the Italians in Africa if it wasn’t for us
Darkdestroyer675 lol it’s just a joke
Darkdestroyer675 elaborate
This funny
I'm half Canadian and i found this hilarious
we do hit baby seals no we dont
Even know this is a joke I’m fucking pissed like go fucka fucka yr self
I'm canadian and I love this
shut the fuck up LEAFS
I love how you talk s*** about this but then again you're going to be wiped off the map in 2021 that's how stupid us is a big nuke will drop on you by Kim Jeong Hoon
FaZe Sebasten mate this is a fkn parody chill tf out
KIM JEONG HOON 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Also they might flatten more northern American cities
I remember being told that Canadians once burned down some American shit and the Americans didn’t like that. This song kinda reminds me of that somehow. Nice song though! (This message is from a Canadian Citizen who is actually Filipino, but can only speak English)
Yeah then America burned down some Canadian stuff
Im Canadian and i do hit baby seals as a matter of fact😡 i find it very nice P.S:this is a joke
Not a very funny one...
And uh we are uhhhh beati g there ass
The wars were in
Lol Pakistan,Afghanistan,iraq,all over africa
CANADIAN ELECTIONS TONIGHT!
Y u no like Canada, we Canadian people are too nice to be treated dis way
i mean the british won 1812 not canada..
Same thing
If you’re going to see it that way we can see the American war of independence the same way... The British fought the British for independence, see doesn’t make sense now stfu and stay down
Nobody won that war it was a stalemate
"We WoN 1812' we aren't going to mention without Brighton we would've lost (I'm not Canadian)
Grim The British Empire*
Canada did better then USA in ww2 and ww1 and we beat them in 1812
Lucas Bertrand usa hesitated to intervene in ww2 so in a war every other country would be for canada
America would be nice to get a bomb
DJ Seb25 Just wait it’s coming
canada does not have nuclear weapons you dipshit, the U.S has nuclear weapons.
I’m from Canada this is very offensive
Sure...
Hello fellow Canadian
Im from canada, and this is not offensive at all
Funny but extremely true.. seriously who'd miss it?
And most people’d miss it like say bye to beef, maple syrup, Bacon
This is truly epic
Ga ga gay leafy
Canada has a Prime Minister, not a President.
Yeah he does that on purpose, like how when he says the leader of China, he always shows Kim Jong Un
no one cares honestly
I’m only half Canadian so I’m not offended not that he’d care
You ruined kid cudi
All you Americans trying to ack like you don’t have a clue what Canada is
Reality you trying to hide the fact we’re better
@Catholic Racialist wtf who cares about bullying see you American pussies don't give a crap about other people fucking big Mac eater
@Catholic Racialist quiero que mueras amigo por favor ve a matarte
Gold runner 11 lmao his only comeback was bullying but when someone said something he cowered back he is so retarted
Abdullah M I love how he only read small snippets of what you said, his main argument was hunting for fun even though you proved it wrong, but still he pushed his main argument, you my friend are the winner
@Alex Harching lol ikr
But we got the hot girls
Whores*
Swedistan has a lotta them
Too bad for Sorry Country Canada They are disappearing
What part of Canada are you living in, pal? I've seen my share of knockout beauties in Canada, but I've seen waaay more of them in Europe (Spain and Croatia especially).
I’ve been to Canada and their actually really nice I’m mean I actually like Canada it’s nice there. the summer gets hotter than some states in America and most the people i met could speak English pretty clearly just go there it will be a good trip
n0 0ne Most Canadians can’t speak French just a little fun fact for you, it’s like learning Spanish in America after a certain bit you don’t need to take French class, also Britain and France fought for Canada and eventually settled for some French provinces
I think if the United States tried to invade Canada it would be like Germany and the Russians. They wouldn’t pack there winter clothes, and wouldn’t be ready for the terrain. And that’s just facts
Canada is nothing compared to Russia, you absolute idiot
@Catholic Racialist, yep.
It’s just joke lol, and America gets lot of snow too lmao
KLTPURP Have you ever been to New England m8?
I dont know French.
YOU AIN'T SHITTING ON THE METRIC SYSTEM, BITCH!
I hate french
1814... think about it
Britain really did give us a Mike Tyson uppercut on that one. But Canada just moved out from under Britains help 31 years ago. So it was technically Canada's mother kicking our newly founded freedom loving, burger eating, non tea drinking, ass
alchemist 001 America was still a British colony during the war of independence, but because you are so egotistical you just can’t see that
I love how Canadians argument are from 1812 😂😂
@Teknoblazer it's not true we don't kill seals....
@zac Scudder he said we kill baby seals...
@Americaballmapping89 YES THANK YOU
I love how Americans are the leading country in school shootings 😂😂
@JohnnyFire what most Americans forget is that they own Alaska and in seeing that those statistics are probably American
On behalf of all Canadians we would like to offer Bieber to you.
NOOO NOOO GOD PLS NOOO
Agreed we don’t need that trash
there are more people in california then canada
they are also under america because alaska
brown White not really
I’m pretty sure Nunavut (Territory somewhat like a state but named differently) is higher then Alaska
I was kinda late on posting
Claapped YT Alaska is next to Canada so we would still be above or at the least beside America and yes it is Nunavut also America does have Territories while they might not be known as they are very small and most unpopulated
Like burning down the White House?
Technically It was the uk but ok
@Timetodie Youcapitalistscum, shhhh, let them think they did something important and incredible. It makes them feel better.
@Kaiser Wilhelm II I suppose I shall do that
Kaiser Wilhelm II lmao
I mean Canada still won other battles just not against the USA
I don't like French people.
I don't like Canada.
I vote for my dick.
I wouldnt start a war with canada we may apologize but we bat shit crazy 😂😂
but they also statistically have bigger penises than Americans...
Fling seal killers
Ever heard of 1812 and Didn’t a Canadian invent Basketball?
Bunny Boi America made it good tho
@Goblin i think u are saying anything to make U.S look good
Yeah Britain fucked us up a bit. But we got back on our feet. Canada was still Britains ho
alchemist 001 same with America during the independence war
Goblin doesn’t mean it’s american
Sorry about the seal thing, but they taste very good
*sorey aboot
Glarder shut... the fuck... up
1812 will commence again! (Also fuck the french.)
I'm Canadian but idc because in 1812 the whitehouse was 🔥🔥🔥
by the British
And Toronto was 🔥🔥🔥
Didnt the british burn it down not the canadians
Scotrian no Canada was under British rule so technically Britain was Canada ALSO if you want to see it in that cowardly way; during the American war of independence America was still a British colony it wasn’t until the end of sed war did America gain its independence
@Alex Harching what, no the Canadians was under rule of the British until 1867, so technically yes the Canadians did it but it was the British as well, it is confusing.
Oml😂😂😂 I never knew we harvested ice. I can’t even speak French fluently and I been learning for 6 years 😂😂😂. Well done👏👏👏
JJ - 12BC - Central Peel SS (2522) I’m Canadian and reside in Toronto and I speak 6 languages lol
My favourite avenger is batman anyone else
Team Random I love how this is in the middle of the the Americans and Canadians fighting
Lil nice try bud... You should have done your homework on Canada a little better before doing a diss song on the country.
Rofl you are the kind of people he makes these for.
I'm Canadian and the songs kinda catchy
Im Canadian and I find this funny AF!
Ya im also and it sounds funny
it tells the truth we have to mush french people
I dont have a profile picture OOF honestly same lmao
I dont have a profile picture OOF same here
Hey us Canadians gave are garbage Jb to the us
sorry bout dat eh
Yo it's funny but I remember us burning down the white house u Kno just saying and we have alot actor's ect u can kill Justin tho
It was the UK but oke.
I mean you have technically only been by yourself for 31 years. And if I'm correct 1812 was not less than 31 years ago. So if my math is correct it was actually Britain that gave us that punch even tho we tied in the end.
alchemist 001 though at the time Canada was Britain and also since during the American war of independence America was still a British Colony, only at the end of the war did the USA have its own identity
Should of used Donald trump instead of Obama
We have the UK on our side
Yeah but we can take back our land within minutes lol, we colonized most of the motherfuckin world.
The fuck is the uk gonna do
Didn't the US kick them out already causing a domino effect that made them smaller than most of the states by causing other places to start a revolution as well
The Meminator no that’s a lie and even if so you have more land that does fuck all
I'm Canadian and this is funny 😂😂😂
good sport
You’re a liar
All the sit they is fake exept for the fact it is cold
Diehardgaming677 bitch
Canada sucks big fat donkey balls
Cough cough war of 1812 White House up in flames🔥🔥🔥
Teknoblazer what
@Scotrian what
Teknoblazer Canada does have guns you dumb fuck
john hold good spelling you twit
Dumpsterfire yes but we don’t hand them out to anyone who feels they want one
To all the other Canadians in the comments taking offence, just calm down, the video wasn't made to be serious, calm down and enjoy it, or just leave
This is my workout I’m Canadian lol
I'm canadian I don't like the song but I don't take offense
Im a quebecois and i love the song but i am anti separation lmfao
So your saying that we can't be offended by rucka saying we kill baby seals...
@JohnnyFire your right I'm kinda offended
Canadians all salty in the comments. But, they be all white power on the videos mocking minorities.😂🤗😂
ItssaLyssa96 I'm Canadian and can take a joke
0:41 hut I suck at french... eh
Nathan Sandberg French is hard eh
to be fair, if u guys wipe us out, England will probably declare war on the us
England who
I’m english and I couldn’t care less about what happens in America or canada
zack that’s a horrible idea that would destroy the economic market destroying the us at the same time
carl plant because it’s up to your prime minster whether you fight or not, not you your prime mister will make you fight for Canada
damn so many reuploads
CLASSIC!!!!
The fuck, makes fun of us Canadians. Those dum Americans. I thought trump was special. A Canadian invented basketball we have Prime ministers and we have nukes to you dumb fuck.
but we did burn down the white house
"we also have nukes >:(((((" yeah how cool. pretty sure rucka is a big fan of nukes and meant the mockery..
Burning Taco *too
Hockey Nation Correction the British Empire did.
Burning Taco you are right they don't have sit to talk about our country
Yep! We're going soon.
Where even is canada do you mean french america?
Burning Taco again what is canada
SNOW MEXICANS
Hockey Nation, Your Rude. Yes You Hockey Nation.
@MexicoBall no se agüite es cotorreo
What the fuck all these dumb Canadians actually getting pissed
war of 1812 look it up
@Certified beaut oh we know. Britain really gave us a fucking Mike Tyson uppercut
Trust me in a war between Canada and the us Canada won’t exist for much longer
alchemist 001 do you know how stupid that statement is? You know during the American war of independence America was still a British colony? Yeah stfu and use more common sense
Ah yes the stalemate where nobody got anything
@MexicoBall They only won because all the soldiers died of local diseases that they weren’t immune to, Nice try Pablo
Ruined basketball? Canada invented basketball!
is a prime minister your version of a president
p.s l find it offensive you say Americans are dumb since Canadians are so smart try this math problem 4×d+x and that's one of the easy one
Burning Taco Trump sucks
are you in America if not shut up
Ryan Kråkfoss stop focusing on American elections focus on Canadian elections
this video was eh ok bud I'm going to go get drunk and eat chicken fingers before hockey though
You could do that on your 19th birthday
Plasma Skull ?
Plasma Skull why 19th?
Smokes, let's go!
wat is canada
lol
America 2
@hxhxhx x yeah.....yeah
@Kaiser Wilhelm II it's better than getting shot while in school
alchemist 001 more like “better America” or “Peaceful and better America” and also using America 2 isn’t an insult seeing that your country is named after the North American plate
@Kaiser Wilhelm II Fat American.
Canada doesn't exist
13345bob you don’t exist you twit
Faz um vídeo sobre o BRASIL eu sou daqui e esse país é uma bosta!
Guilherme Santos ele com certeza vai entender seu comentário em português.
Higor Campos cansei de me curvar ao inglês, sei inglês porém se ele quiser saber ele que busque tradução..
Higor Campos cansei de me curvar ao inglês, sei inglês porém se ele quiser saber ele que busque tradução..
Guilherme Santos seu raciocínio nem ao menos faz sentido. Não vejo um único motivo pra ele querer ler um comentário em português. Além disso, "cansei de me curvar ao inglês" em um mundo como o nosso e em um canal em inglês não parece muito lógico.
eh eh eh yo, whats Canada?
i love half of the backround is just eh eh
Good video Eh
*oh herro*
trippy camo looks like you were first comment