Rucka Rucka Ali - Canada Lyrics






Hello
This is a public service announcement from the Government of Canada
The Canada is what happens when you put French people in the woods
Ha ha

Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We'd probably beat them to the ground by 6AM, eh

Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the US, yes

In Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags

Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day
They'd probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight

Yo it's cold
The royal police riding horses fighting crime
They funny hats and pants demand respect
Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive

I hate the queen
They ruined basketball with a Toronto team
They all statistically have smaller boobs
Gained independence from the queen in '82, 1982

Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice

Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
They're only there till they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike

Homos
Seems like we should be telling them what to do
The metric system isn't very cool
Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose, moo-oo-oo-oose

Michael J. Fox
Your shaky ass ain't made a movie that I liked
Ok, I guess Back to the Future was okay
But Bryan Adams should have,
But Bryan Adams should have,
But Bryan should have stayed in

Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags

Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice

Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
They're only there till they do something we don't like
They're only there till they do something we don't like





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  1. B.... A....

    Do a song about America it would be 10 minutes longer

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    Approved by a Canadian

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    As a Canadian Half of this is true

  4. M.... ....

    In Canada here. Loved this, but just remember... Canada burned down the White House. ;)

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    Ayy, I’m Canadian, stop this you bad boy. Sory bout that

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    lανα ѕαиχ imagine being named Lava Sanx

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    Landon1x imagine being named “Landon”

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    Imagine me not giving a fuck

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    Scarce2x imagine being named Scarce2x

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    Landon1x imagine being an emo who cuts himself and Is from Canada

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    I hate everything in this song, first we don’t have a queen, second Canadians burnt down the White House, Also we still technically are a British colony so if The USA started a war with Canada Britain would be right by our side and since Britain has a treaty with Russia they’d also be by our side also the USA wouldn’t be able to declare war without it being seen past the UN and if the USA did the president would be arrested for war crimes dropping a bomb that is, speaking of which it’d be like the USA to drop a bomb on their beef/milk traders also Canada doesn’t have a president its a prime minister also people beat seals and farmed ice in Alaska which is USA, and finally we do know who our leader is unlike Americans who when asked who the president was they had no idea...

  7. H.... ....

    Your just a racist ass bitch

  8. H.... ....

    Fuck you bro

  9. C.... B....

    The hitting baby seals pictures are AMERICAN STOCK PHOTOS, and where do you think all your softwood and maple syrup comes from, you know stuff you need to build your houses and that stuff you dump on pancakes.

    True you could destroy our country but then everyone else would come to our aid, and guess who harbored the Dutch royal family in WW2 canada, yes we may have gotten our independence in 82 but that means we had the patience to deal with the Queen's bullshit while the USA had a 7 year long war fought for them with low taxes and when they ask for the U.S' help THE UK'S COLONY you refuse, while we asked nicely and paciently.

    I am sorry but when you insult our source of money, call the people around me and my family gay, and insult our leader, I will tear you to fucking shreds

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    Communist Bocaj agreed

  10. o.... ....

    im Canadian fucking hilarious

  11. A.... ....

    Every triggered Canadians argument is 1812 even though it was the British who burnt down the White House, if USA declared war on you you wouldn’t last 5 hours

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    @Alex Harching Facts. Don't worry about him he's just your average typical American.

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    @GabeTheBeafy so having an American flag means I'm American?

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    @Gold runner 11 ok boomer

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    @Alex Harching your point is?

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    @Alex Harching actually there was a name thought up freedonia

  12. D.... J....

    i listen to this everyday

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    English/Anglais: As a Canadian citizen. I approve of this. - A man born in Canada from an American Born dad and American born mom


    French/Français: en tant que citoyen canadien. J'approuve cela. - Un homme né au Canada d'un père et d'une maman nés aux États-Unis

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    BlasianGuy lies you’re not Canadian a Canadian is born from a Canadian mother and father

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    Oh and nice use of google translate

  14. m.... s....

    Rucka is the only funny racist

  15. J.... G....

    We have a prime minister you idiot and we became a country in 1867 that whole 1982 bullshit that was just getting more freedom for the Canadian government and basically our entire Army is special forces so come at us bitch your army lost to a bunch of rice farmers and you're just jealous because you fucking idiots choped down all your trees

  16. S.... W....

    Im not canadian and this is funny af

  17. J.... V....

    American u didn’t do shit in ww2 so that’s why Canada is the best

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    Jacobe Vieito soooo you just admitted that America did stuff in ww2

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    DumpsterFire and Canada had two beaches and liberated most of Italy American only join the war after japan attacked them

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    Jacobe Vieito didn’t do shit in World War II? You couldn’t have landed in Normandy without us, you wouldn’t have been able to beat the Italians in Africa if it wasn’t for us

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    Darkdestroyer675 lol it’s just a joke

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    Darkdestroyer675 elaborate

  18. J.... V....

    This funny

  19. F.... k....

    I'm half Canadian and i found this hilarious

  20. J.... ....

    we do hit baby seals no we dont

  21. J.... D....

    Even know this is a joke I’m fucking pissed like go fucka fucka yr self

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    I'm canadian and I love this

  23. J.... R....

    shut the fuck up LEAFS

  24. D.... S....

    I love how you talk s*** about this but then again you're going to be wiped off the map in 2021 that's how stupid us is a big nuke will drop on you by Kim Jeong Hoon

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    FaZe Sebasten mate this is a fkn parody chill tf out

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    KIM JEONG HOON 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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    Also they might flatten more northern American cities

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    I remember being told that Canadians once burned down some American shit and the Americans didn’t like that. This song kinda reminds me of that somehow. Nice song though! (This message is from a Canadian Citizen who is actually Filipino, but can only speak English)

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    Yeah then America burned down some Canadian stuff

  26. D.... S....

    Im Canadian and i do hit baby seals as a matter of fact😡 i find it very nice P.S:this is a joke

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    Not a very funny one...

  27. J.... W....

    And uh we are uhhhh beati g there ass

  28. J.... W....

    The wars were in

  29. J.... W....

    Lol Pakistan,Afghanistan,iraq,all over africa

  30. J.... B....

    CANADIAN ELECTIONS TONIGHT!

  31. f.... p....

    Y u no like Canada, we Canadian people are too nice to be treated dis way

  32. D.... B....

    i mean the british won 1812 not canada..

    D.... B....

    Same thing

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    If you’re going to see it that way we can see the American war of independence the same way... The British fought the British for independence, see doesn’t make sense now stfu and stay down

    D.... B....

    Nobody won that war it was a stalemate

  33. G.... B....

    "We WoN 1812' we aren't going to mention without Brighton we would've lost (I'm not Canadian)

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    Grim The British Empire*

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    Canada did better then USA in ww2 and ww1 and we beat them in 1812

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    Lucas Bertrand usa hesitated to intervene in ww2 so in a war every other country would be for canada

  34. D.... S....

    America would be nice to get a bomb

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    DJ Seb25 Just wait it’s coming

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    canada does not have nuclear weapons you dipshit, the U.S has nuclear weapons.

  35. O.... B....

    I’m from Canada this is very offensive

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    Sure...

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    Hello fellow Canadian

    O.... B....

    Im from canada, and this is not offensive at all

  36. d.... S....

    Funny but extremely true.. seriously who'd miss it?

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    And most people’d miss it like say bye to beef, maple syrup, Bacon

  37. C.... B....

    This is truly epic

  38. l.... l....

    Ga ga gay leafy

  39. T.... F....

    Canada has a Prime Minister, not a President.

    T.... F....

    Yeah he does that on purpose, like how when he says the leader of China, he always shows Kim Jong Un

    T.... F....

    no one cares honestly

  40. T.... G....

    I’m only half Canadian so I’m not offended not that he’d care

  41. B.... L....

    You ruined kid cudi

  42. R.... H....

    All you Americans trying to ack like you don’t have a clue what Canada is
    Reality you trying to hide the fact we’re better

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    @Catholic Racialist wtf who cares about bullying see you American pussies don't give a crap about other people fucking big Mac eater

    R.... H....

    @Catholic Racialist quiero que mueras amigo por favor ve a matarte

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    Gold runner 11 lmao his only comeback was bullying but when someone said something he cowered back he is so retarted

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    Abdullah M I love how he only read small snippets of what you said, his main argument was hunting for fun even though you proved it wrong, but still he pushed his main argument, you my friend are the winner

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    @Alex Harching lol ikr

  43. J.... W....

    But we got the hot girls

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    Whores*

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    Swedistan has a lotta them

    Too bad for Sorry Country Canada They are disappearing

    J.... W....

    What part of Canada are you living in, pal? I've seen my share of knockout beauties in Canada, but I've seen waaay more of them in Europe (Spain and Croatia especially).

  44. n.... 0....

    I’ve been to Canada and their actually really nice I’m mean I actually like Canada it’s nice there. the summer gets hotter than some states in America and most the people i met could speak English pretty clearly just go there it will be a good trip

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    n0 0ne Most Canadians can’t speak French just a little fun fact for you, it’s like learning Spanish in America after a certain bit you don’t need to take French class, also Britain and France fought for Canada and eventually settled for some French provinces

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    I think if the United States tried to invade Canada it would be like Germany and the Russians. They wouldn’t pack there winter clothes, and wouldn’t be ready for the terrain. And that’s just facts

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    Canada is nothing compared to Russia, you absolute idiot

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    @Catholic Racialist, yep.

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    It’s just joke lol, and America gets lot of snow too lmao

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    KLTPURP Have you ever been to New England m8?

  46. R.... ....

    I dont know French.

  47. M.... S....

    YOU AIN'T SHITTING ON THE METRIC SYSTEM, BITCH!

  48. T.... ....

    I hate french

  49. T.... C....

    1814... think about it

    T.... C....

    Britain really did give us a Mike Tyson uppercut on that one. But Canada just moved out from under Britains help 31 years ago. So it was technically Canada's mother kicking our newly founded freedom loving, burger eating, non tea drinking, ass

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    alchemist 001 America was still a British colony during the war of independence, but because you are so egotistical you just can’t see that

  50. N.... A....

    I love how Canadians argument are from 1812 😂😂

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    @Teknoblazer it's not true we don't kill seals....

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    @zac Scudder he said we kill baby seals...

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    @Americaballmapping89 YES THANK YOU

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    I love how Americans are the leading country in school shootings 😂😂

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    @JohnnyFire what most Americans forget is that they own Alaska and in seeing that those statistics are probably American

  51. J.... T....

    On behalf of all Canadians we would like to offer Bieber to you.

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    NOOO NOOO GOD PLS NOOO

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    Agreed we don’t need that trash

  52. b.... W....

    there are more people in california then canada

  53. b.... W....

    they are also under america because alaska

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    brown White not really

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    I’m pretty sure Nunavut (Territory somewhat like a state but named differently) is higher then Alaska

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    I was kinda late on posting

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    Claapped YT Alaska is next to Canada so we would still be above or at the least beside America and yes it is Nunavut also America does have Territories while they might not be known as they are very small and most unpopulated

  54. C.... E....

    Like burning down the White House?

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    Technically It was the uk but ok

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    @Timetodie Youcapitalistscum, shhhh, let them think they did something important and incredible. It makes them feel better.

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    @Kaiser Wilhelm II I suppose I shall do that

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    Kaiser Wilhelm II lmao

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    I mean Canada still won other battles just not against the USA

  55. M.... ....

    I don't like French people.

    I don't like Canada.

    I vote for my dick.

  56. S.... B....

    I wouldnt start a war with canada we may apologize but we bat shit crazy 😂😂

  57. C.... ....

    but they also statistically have bigger penises than Americans...

  58. M.... ....

    Fling seal killers

  59. N.... S....

    Ever heard of 1812 and Didn’t a Canadian invent Basketball?

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    Bunny Boi America made it good tho

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    @Goblin i think u are saying anything to make U.S look good

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    Yeah Britain fucked us up a bit. But we got back on our feet. Canada was still Britains ho

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    alchemist 001 same with America during the independence war

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    Goblin doesn’t mean it’s american

  60. S.... I....

    Sorry about the seal thing, but they taste very good

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    *sorey aboot

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    Glarder shut... the fuck... up

  61. M.... M....

    1812 will commence again! (Also fuck the french.)

  62. Y.... ....

    I'm Canadian but idc because in 1812 the whitehouse was 🔥🔥🔥

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    by the British

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    And Toronto was 🔥🔥🔥

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    Didnt the british burn it down not the canadians

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    Scotrian no Canada was under British rule so technically Britain was Canada ALSO if you want to see it in that cowardly way; during the American war of independence America was still a British colony it wasn’t until the end of sed war did America gain its independence

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    @Alex Harching what, no the Canadians was under rule of the British until 1867, so technically yes the Canadians did it but it was the British as well, it is confusing.

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    Oml😂😂😂 I never knew we harvested ice. I can’t even speak French fluently and I been learning for 6 years 😂😂😂. Well done👏👏👏

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    JJ - 12BC - Central Peel SS (2522) I’m Canadian and reside in Toronto and I speak 6 languages lol

  64. T.... R....

    My favourite avenger is batman anyone else

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    Team Random I love how this is in the middle of the the Americans and Canadians fighting

  65. D.... H....

    Lil nice try bud... You should have done your homework on Canada a little better before doing a diss song on the country.

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    Rofl you are the kind of people he makes these for.

  66. J.... C....

    I'm Canadian and the songs kinda catchy

  67. I.... d....

    Im Canadian and I find this funny AF!

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    Ya im also and it sounds funny

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    it tells the truth we have to mush french people

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    I dont have a profile picture OOF honestly same lmao

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    I dont have a profile picture OOF same here

  68. L.... H....

    Hey us Canadians gave are garbage Jb to the us

  69. L.... M....

    sorry bout dat eh

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    Yo it's funny but I remember us burning down the white house u Kno just saying and we have alot actor's ect u can kill Justin tho

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    It was the UK but oke.

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    I mean you have technically only been by yourself for 31 years. And if I'm correct 1812 was not less than 31 years ago. So if my math is correct it was actually Britain that gave us that punch even tho we tied in the end.

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    alchemist 001 though at the time Canada was Britain and also since during the American war of independence America was still a British Colony, only at the end of the war did the USA have its own identity

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    Should of used Donald trump instead of Obama

  72. L.... M....

    We have the UK on our side

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    Yeah but we can take back our land within minutes lol, we colonized most of the motherfuckin world.

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    The fuck is the uk gonna do

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    Didn't the US kick them out already causing a domino effect that made them smaller than most of the states by causing other places to start a revolution as well

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    The Meminator no that’s a lie and even if so you have more land that does fuck all

  73. L.... M....

    I'm Canadian and this is funny 😂😂😂

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    good sport

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    You’re a liar

  74. D.... ....

    All the sit they is fake exept for the fact it is cold

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    Diehardgaming677 bitch

  75. A.... ....

    Canada sucks big fat donkey balls

  76. H.... 6....

    Cough cough war of 1812 White House up in flames🔥🔥🔥

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    Teknoblazer what

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    @Scotrian what

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    Teknoblazer Canada does have guns you dumb fuck

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    john hold good spelling you twit

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    Dumpsterfire yes but we don’t hand them out to anyone who feels they want one

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    To all the other Canadians in the comments taking offence, just calm down, the video wasn't made to be serious, calm down and enjoy it, or just leave

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    This is my workout I’m Canadian lol

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    I'm canadian I don't like the song but I don't take offense

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    Im a quebecois and i love the song but i am anti separation lmfao

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    So your saying that we can't be offended by rucka saying we kill baby seals...

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    @JohnnyFire your right I'm kinda offended

  78. I.... ....

    Canadians all salty in the comments. But, they be all white power on the videos mocking minorities.😂🤗😂

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    ItssaLyssa96 I'm Canadian and can take a joke

  79. N.... S....

    0:41 hut I suck at french... eh

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    Nathan Sandberg French is hard eh

  80. S.... ....

    to be fair, if u guys wipe us out, England will probably declare war on the us

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    England who

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    I’m english and I couldn’t care less about what happens in America or canada

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    zack that’s a horrible idea that would destroy the economic market destroying the us at the same time

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    carl plant because it’s up to your prime minster whether you fight or not, not you your prime mister will make you fight for Canada

  81. 5.... O....

    damn so many reuploads

  82. I.... ....

    CLASSIC!!!!

  83. B.... T....

    The fuck, makes fun of us Canadians. Those dum Americans. I thought trump was special. A Canadian invented basketball we have Prime ministers and we have nukes to you dumb fuck.

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    but we did burn down the white house

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    "we also have nukes >:(((((" yeah how cool. pretty sure rucka is a big fan of nukes and meant the mockery..

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    Burning Taco *too

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    Hockey Nation Correction the British Empire did.

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    Burning Taco you are right they don't have sit to talk about our country

  84. L.... ....

    Yep! We're going soon.

  85. A.... S....

    Where even is canada do you mean french america?

    A.... S....

    Burning Taco again what is canada

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    SNOW MEXICANS

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    Hockey Nation, Your Rude. Yes You Hockey Nation.

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    @MexicoBall no se agüite es cotorreo

  86. S.... T....

    What the fuck all these dumb Canadians actually getting pissed

  87. H.... N....

    war of 1812 look it up

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    @Certified beaut oh we know. Britain really gave us a fucking Mike Tyson uppercut

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    Trust me in a war between Canada and the us Canada won’t exist for much longer

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    alchemist 001 do you know how stupid that statement is? You know during the American war of independence America was still a British colony? Yeah stfu and use more common sense

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    Ah yes the stalemate where nobody got anything

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    @MexicoBall They only won because all the soldiers died of local diseases that they weren’t immune to, Nice try Pablo

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    Ruined basketball? Canada invented basketball!

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    is a prime minister your version of a president

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    p.s l find it offensive you say Americans are dumb since Canadians are so smart try this math problem 4×d+x and that's one of the easy one

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    Burning Taco Trump sucks

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    are you in America if not shut up

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    Ryan Kråkfoss stop focusing on American elections focus on Canadian elections

  89. X.... ....

    this video was eh ok bud I'm going to go get drunk and eat chicken fingers before hockey though

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    You could do that on your 19th birthday

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    Plasma Skull ?

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    Plasma Skull why 19th?

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    Smokes, let's go!

  90. m.... ....

    wat is canada
    lol

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    America 2

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    @hxhxhx x yeah.....yeah

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    @Kaiser Wilhelm II it's better than getting shot while in school

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    alchemist 001 more like “better America” or “Peaceful and better America” and also using America 2 isn’t an insult seeing that your country is named after the North American plate

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    @Kaiser Wilhelm II Fat American.

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    Canada doesn't exist

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    13345bob you don’t exist you twit

  92. G.... S....

    Faz um vídeo sobre o BRASIL eu sou daqui e esse país é uma bosta!

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    Guilherme Santos ele com certeza vai entender seu comentário em português.

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    Higor Campos cansei de me curvar ao inglês, sei inglês porém se ele quiser saber ele que busque tradução..

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    Higor Campos cansei de me curvar ao inglês, sei inglês porém se ele quiser saber ele que busque tradução..

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    Guilherme Santos seu raciocínio nem ao menos faz sentido. Não vejo um único motivo pra ele querer ler um comentário em português. Além disso, "cansei de me curvar ao inglês" em um mundo como o nosso e em um canal em inglês não parece muito lógico.

  93. O.... ....

    eh eh eh yo, whats Canada?

  94. t.... c....

    i love half of the backround is just eh eh

  95. E.... ....

    Good video Eh

  96. t.... c....

    *oh herro*

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    trippy camo looks like you were first comment